Knocked Up - Stephen Hawking

[Made4Fan]

"I fucked my nurse with my ever expanding COOOOOOOOOOOCK"

[poker4080]

fkn great!!!!



[TheRealCMeta]

lol I heard "minors" not "my nurse".... Oh GOD I'm a sick minded freak!

[FalazRock]

jajajajajajajajajajajajaa!!!!!­!!

[MrCurrySH]

i love how he stops with the typing and then comes back to it to say "coooock"

[meanmachine210]

fuck me in the beard

[alliant]

I thought it said: "I fuck minors"

[LydiaaRomance]

@alliant i did tooo! xD i was like wtff? O.o lol

[rollercoaster87]

I seriously thought he said "I fuck minors" instead of "I fuck my nurse". Thanks for clearing that up.

[ReallyCreamy]

That film would be the greatest if they got stephen hawkings to go past and say 'dickhead'

[partygirl209]

¡¡ɐɥɐɥ

[HASHlRAMA]

it's not ever expanding, it is believed that some day his cock will shrink until it disappear, that day will be when he gets laid, which will happen... ok it is ever expanding.

[exorder2005]

@HASHlRAMA he actually has 3 kids u moron.

[HASHlRAMA]

@exorder2005

lol, ok so im sorry i posted a stupid comment on a stupid video... xD

[wingsfan5]

@exorder2005 youre a fucking tool

[badjackbrowning5]

I hate Jonah Hill...

[guitargodgod]

lets murderball!

[kukrunkarn]

My favourite scene

[mfirebird3000]

lmao thats so bad but its hilarious.

[xN3CKBREAKER]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL R0FL LMAO

[rlapp17]

this is so funny!!!! one of the best movies ever!!!!!!

[eskimofreek]

MURDERBALL!

[mindylinky]

cruel but funny

[readthisyouarestupid]

i bet hawkins is laughing at this lol

[XxDAViiSxX]

LOL when he says; 'I fuck my nurse' it sounds exactly like 'I fuck minors'. Dodgey stuff.

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

@XxDAViiSxX yeh i think that too

[ViciousGuitarist]

that was tasteless and not funny.

there wasn't even a joke!!!

[ganstamannirvana93]

people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cuhhhhhhhhahhhhhck

[JFMED1980]

relax, it's a comedy.

[chimpvanze]

But his dick is limp, that makes him smart.

[foolsbetrippin]

he is. hes brilliant

[trance2307]

That's the most tasteless yet funniest scene I've seen in any movie...

[KsPaCe31]

llllmffffffffaaaaaaaaooooooooo !!!!

i friggin looove this moviiieeee

[73barcafan]

that's so hilarious

[hurjaymedilo]

Is that the Matisyahu? He has a lot of hair.

[wiriness]

there's something wrong about this

[bigbradford69]

LMAO

[bigbradford69]

cause your a fucking shrewd

[nikiyen6]

He said "nurse". From wikipedia:

Hawking married his nurse, Elaine Mason (who was previously married to David Mason, the designer of the first version of Hawking's talking computer), in 1995.

[colmMICHAEL]

Why didn't you include the Murderball part? Its soo funny

[cayloh]

MURDERBALL

[iluvscott26]

yeah it my nurse.

[superFlYguy115]

what movie is that

[iluvscott26]

knocked up

[laffizzle]

i thot he was mimicking jj from grandmas boy

[Magicalbrad23]

"I fuck my nurse with my ever expanding Cock!"

So fucking funny!!!!

[ahmadhamad]

no, he said i f**k minors, not my nurse

[ffskuntismashu]

its my nurse not minors idiot..

[ahmadhamad]

thank you, genius. you must be in MENSA.

[ffskuntismashu]

why yes in fact i am

[ilovesummerxx]

Hahahaha. Jonah.

[F2pSkill99]

i got tears rolling down my eyes

[20Muff07]

hahahahahah

[josemaguire]

ENOGUH OF THE SHIT IT IS OFFICIALLY MY NURSE. there... its dead now

[ahmadhamad]

this is so funny! lmfao

[maxthebee]

lmao!

[joelarock]

My NURSE. Listen again.

[detroitprince03]

he has a home nurse

[joelarock]

Because Hawking is in a wheelchair and talks by moving a straw around in his mouth, he need a NURSE to help him. Listen to it again. It is not minors, but my nurse.

[Jenkinss]

minors grose. my nurse lol

[BabushkaFuttocks]

LOL, i thought he said Minors as well, lol, but its good that he said that as it will create a huge debate for a very long time as to what he said lol. My nurse sounds very much like minors and that's funny! Take it how you will. Minors makes it non pc which adds to the film cos this film is just so very non pc!!!

[TragicSoulsUnite]

I fucking swear he says I fuck minors...or maybe im sick lol Jonah is funny as fuck Knocked Up rules Seth Rogen is GOD!

[TMSchobel]

it's minors.

[koree112]

people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cah aaahhhhh ck

[adra92]

id rather have my testies spread wafer thin. then sorta pasted with honey and let just a swarm of wasps unleash on my own genitals. then get the result in stings covered in vinegar and let it be worn as a swimming cap by a natzi

[wicked3lovely]

LOL BEST PART <3

[jdrocks134]

people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cah aaahhhhh ck

[KingChing]

people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cah aaahhhhh ck

[eltristo66]

people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cah aaahhhhh ck

[ImMarried2ASuperhero]

this video makes me tinkle a little

[real6gh]

Funny Azz Hell! Just as Funny as Supebad Scene wit officer Slater & Micheals when doin star wars in the car.

[LoveLikeHoney191]

"people think i'm smart because i speak in a robot voice. i fuck my nurse with my ever expanding cock" lol the only reason i looked up this vid is so i could type in what jonah hill said and then click on audio preview. lol i know i'm a dork

[54spiritedwill54]

LMFAO

[MikeSchroeder]

This shit make me cry every time I see it--Jonah Hill is fuckin' hilarious. I'm gonna murderball you Marty!!!

[kilton33]

Jonah Hill is the fuckin man!

[scchharoundthecorner]

with my ever expanding...cooooooock

[TobiUchiha58]

i loved that scene! XD lmao I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying

[thtkiduwannabeatup]

lol "i fuck my nurse with my ever expandin cooooooooock

[Henryingle]

yes, i think we all heard during the video, no need to type it.

[Wrestlefan1]

@thtkiduwannabeatup O.M.G... lol... it never occured to me that he said my nurse...lol... thought he said Minors at first...lol

[warrentrent]

funniest scene ever

[xXchuckXnorrisXowns]

minors is funnier, "ruins everything guy"

thats your name.

stop going around the internet acting offended and correcting everyone like a concieted cunt.

[rukiye78]

evet...

[TheUpperRoom477]

hey asholes its "i fucked my nurse"

[Nicoyadelabahia49]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Hey Zeratu!!!!!!He says: "I FUCK MINORS!". . . HAHAHAHAHA! Good lord that is some FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!!!!!

[pwningsora]

WOW... funniest thing ever

[mistrimeat]

I wonder if that scene was ad libbed...if not it sure looked like it. Brilliant, and in my opinion the funniest scene in the movie.

[thaking617]

haha i laugh my ass off everytime i see jonah hill do this part.

[illflip]

lmfao!!!

[MixedRacePrettyFace]

hahahahahahhhaaahahahahhahahha­haahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a whew! that was alot of ha ha's! :)

[otishick]

Who ever wrote that line is the funniest person around.

[bigtoevin]

The GREATEST LAUGH I EVER HAD! Laughed for 2+ minutes!

[zeratu1e5]

lmafo i fuc my nurse wit my ever expanding cooooooooooooock

[SlovakianHairnet]

LOL, I think he says "I fuck MINORS" HA!

[shepeya06]

funnyest scene in movie love it

[MonkoMahn]

WOOO ive been looking for this

[iotaion9]

THANK YOU! I have been waiting for someone to upload this since the day this movie came out!

[Yoshimitsu4prez]

LMFAO

[kwonster]

LOL