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  • id smash

  • Is he gurning?

    

  • freezin up there a lil bit hmm? when you ran your fingers through his hair, hmmm??

  • So...she's subconsiously delivering a message that sais, "IF YOUR FAT PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD"

  • @Kortcubain Sorry, if you are going to try and get noticed with a comment by putting it in capitals, at least get it right! 'You are fat' or, if you prefer 'you're fat'...not 'your fat'. I really wish people would learn how to spell and comprehend the English language first before they wrote anything down...you know, rather like the horse and cart analogy. Shame, illiterate youth of today.

  • she can cut my hair...

  • omg everyvideo i can't stop laughing about the guy hahaha!!!

  • david was excited at the prospect of an attractive woman touching on his hair, but quickly learned that it would not lead to sex. david is now bored as shit and thinking about the football game he is missing.

  • David has the munchies lol

  • haha.. david is probadly thinking... ''bitch, just shut the fuck up already'' :D

  • David is like WTF AM I DOING HERE....

  • is he on drug?

  • i have a face like david and i want fucking shorter hair God dammit!

  • This guy's been in so many videos he's probably like "f*ck it..."

  • This guy is the most bored thing i've ever seen in my life.

  • pause at 0:58

  • SNAPE!!!!

  • they druged him up

  • she hates people with round faces, damn bitch.

  • 0:16 *Shitface* xD

  • ahahahah poor david 

  • wat is he chewing like a mad COW

  • Is this supposed to be advice? I think it is supposed to be funny judging from that guys reactions?

  • pause at :49

  • @alexQ1993 so?

  • that guy looks stupid moving his mouth like he hasnt wash it in days.

  • looks like he was eating her nipple before but got some hair stuck in his mouth!!!

  • dave knows she's saying a lot of nothing and wonders why she didn't do research about the topic or rehearse her "knowledge."

  • david is definitely high

  • Why did he do the "live long in prosper" vulcan hand thing at the beginning? He looks bored as hell too

  • She injects david with a high dose of heroin to keep him still.

    Notice how he doesnt really know whats going on.

  • who came up with the stupid idea of doing 1min 40 sec "expert" videos?

  • give him a mullet..i dare ya

  • I would bone her and then let her cut my hair and then bone her again and borrow 20 buck,, yeah baby

  • he's always eating in all the vids they paid him with food

  • @isra777link he might not be eating, some ppl when they feel ackward by not making any expression start chewing on absolutely nothing just makes them feel more comfortable and less ackward...but in the end it looks dumb haha its like twirly your hair when ur nervous

  • I have a round face, does that mean long hair wouldn't fit me? D:

  • @iS2Tam according to her no but ive seen some people with a full face and they looked cool

  • @iS2Tam As long as it's plenty longer than chin-length, or even shoulder length, it'll look good.

  • Ok I agree to be on this video if you will blow my cock!

  • lol, is he eating sth? he looks like a cow... xDDDDDDDD

  • I think he got a boner,

  • the whole time david is thinking : god i hope i get lucky with this chick tonight

  • i bet this guy is gonna get laid with the hairstylist..

    lol

  • lol that guy needs to sit still.

  • poor david.. he was forced to do this video ):

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  • I disagree with you as I think shorter hair would be much better, including a good shave!

  • 1:27, lucky guy :P

  • LOOOL she turned a cow into a human. SHE"S FUKING WITCH!!

  • I wish I had HER !!! :-)

  • whats this guy doing picking out lasts nights steak from his teeth.

  • @scooter31n Dude Holy shit I was just thinking the same thing haha_ "what the fuck is this guy doing, chewing like a cow"

  • 0:06

    WTF!?

  • Maybe I ought to move to Canada because you guys like that rugged long haired lumberjack look. Everybody here in America wants you to have the "short black "n spikey" but to be honest to me it just looks like somebody did a bad lawn job with a bunch of chemical weed killer in it just screaming to be mowed eh???

    Thanks. :-D

  • stop chewing dave)

  • no david looks insulted or something x.x

  • the guy sitting there is not interesting in doing this video.. should have got some other more confident guy..

  • this woman needs to be more confident and the guy is too nervous, terrible video, expert village are such a waste of space

  • MILF!

  • lmao how bored does David look right now lol

    god :L

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  • trekie lol

  • interesting ! but why is he pretending to eat? to much nervous chewing.

  • she insulted so many people in this video

  • and in one word looks like everything is good for him...long or short...what was it all about?

  • why is he chewing???

  • she gave him food so he dont say anything...

  • thats the wonderful joke i enjoyed man.. hail 5sunlight..

  • david is bored like shit

  • @dotaganesh and he doesn't show it at all. ;) kiddin

  • @dotaganesh i laughed at that lmao

  • hey can you help me to wat hair cut i should have so my hair well look cool i can send you a picture of me

    im just a boy and sorry for my bad english

  • david looks really bored

  • What'cha eating there David?

  • the all american rejects guy?

  • haha i love how he's just casually chewing on something

  • That Terry chick is pretty cute!

  • Lol in the begging he looks like that foo from dumb and dumber.

  • why is David always chewing on something??

  • he looks like a hobo she should give him a shower and then cut his hair.

  • This guy looked like he wanted to give her the shocker at the beginning with his subtle hand signal and would be a perfect candidate for a fml shirt

  • i would love my hair to be styled and to really suite me as a person, as well as being cut.

    yet generally, getting your hair styled costs alot more money than getting it cut.

    so like many people, i have to get my hair cut, and put up with it being like that, or being that way.

  • actually i disagree with this video.....i have a "fuller" face and i looked crap with really short hair....now that i've grown the hair out a bit, it looks much better

  • yeah, when your hair is cut, it can look at bit odd.

    but when the hair reaches a certain growth point, the hair style which you had done, is seen, and you look really good. however, hair continues to grow and bsaically is revert to having too much hair and looking scruffy again. so you have to get it cut.

  • I completely agree with you, I'm the same way. I have a fuller face, but I look like Sh*t with short hair, It grows out, it looks better.

  • I wonder what this guy would look like having sex..? haha, that's too funny to think about!

  • Sound advice and well presented. Thank you.

  • this dude look cool

  • expert village suck donkey dick.

  • fuck you dipshit

  • this guy is trash

  • lol ''expert'' apparently. this shit is ridiculous

  • Yawn, expert village simpletons...

    Add having long hair long hair to the list of social trangression for overweight people. As if we still let them vote.

  • uh... lol anyywayyy what about women's hairstyles! :P i dont care if its a crappy vid XD

  • He was telling himself to live long and prosper at 0:03 because he doesn't think he will survive this video.

  • I whish I have Hair !!

  • oh look at the model its him again

    i love him <3

  • You call this shit expert village? You mean retards village..

  • i agree with you

  • LOL. I don't know what's worse, the wannabe stumbling over her words, or the model who looks like he has a bad case of bruxism after a hit of E.

  • bet the guy was forced to do this

  • hahaha

  • 0:04 - 0:07 wtfffff lol

  • hah star trek haha

  • lmao, what a retard

  • lmaooooooo.

  • this guy looks like he lost a bet and has to do this

  • I'd rather have them show examples instead of just one person and his already "suitable" hairstyle

  • gotta watch out for those new spock gangsters, heard they rip up the set in their VW bugs.

  • he is on crack lmao

  • this sucks

  • emo guy?

  • this guy thinks hes gangster cos he made a retarded sign with his hand:D

  • stop saying um so much!!!

  • live long and prosper

  • lmao keep clicking at 00:30

  • he looks peaved haha

  • Fucking annoying! I fucking hate that when he's "chewing" something and making those damn signs with his hands! ._.!

  • gross haircut..

  • fuck. i have curly hair. well not tight curly, wavy-ish. bitching to style.

  • taht guy looks like he's on some meth or something' :-/ moving his mouth like that' gross

  • totally! whats up with that

  • probably has gum in his mouth.

  • He's a retard.

  • ~thanks for the work~ other note- its easy to judge crap u fags, seriously though making fun of every vid u come across just shows immaturity

  • not when its shit . . .

  • This bitch doesn't know what the hell she's talking about!

  • so she just told us Dave here can have either long or short hair do to his long face and chin. that's helpful...thanks.

  • lmao hes doing the live long and prosper sign at the beginning XD

  • he is!!

  • i meant he is making that sign thing with his hand...

  • stop fucking chewing you camel!

  • david, i knew you dont care, but would you please stop chewing!!!

  • Lol the guy looks like he coulndt give a fuck

  • I think shes the one who needs a new hairstye

  • meh, she looks pretty hot to me!

  • I dont buy it

  • that video really didnt tell me anything and that dude is high.

  • he need a psp or something

  • The guy is very expressive.

  • ,tHe gUy is sHitLy ABSENTMINDED!!!

  • Oh lord. Best comment EVER. You're my new hero.

  • Dude needs some floss. And could he look less bored? Poor girl. I would have kicked him i the shin. Maybe he smoked one too many bongs before they started to record?

  • what was he eating for all 2 minutes

  • shit

  • i'd still ream her

  • ok how annoying is he... if i was there i would punch him in the face.

  • that guy looks like he is lost

  • lol i love he's expression "I'm gonna kill this bitch" ^^

  • wow that really helped....

  • i seriously doubt if she is an expert.

  • lmao. the guy looks munted or drug-fucked.

  • haha he does

  • why do you have to point all that shit out lady? what if he was a fat guy, "well as you can see he has a fat face, due to all the hot dogs he eats...

  • fuck you bitch, no shit

  • Hey, lady. How old are you? You look very hot when you say word "chubbier" ;)

  • whats going to suit her face best is a good load a mandingo's dick juice

  • stupid bitch he wud suit medium long spikey hair instead of that stupid fuckin mop on his head

  • Yeah,I already knew that you stupid bitch. =]

  • what an ugly fuck!

  • poor guy

  • what a fucking tool he just sits there chewing and making weird fucking motions with his mouth.

  • That didn't help >.> they should've given better examples of hairstyles to go with face shapes and such. The guy sitting there didnt really help either

  • The result of smoking to much crack,

    and eating to much pickels with donkeyballs.

  • By the way, the guy sux...he has a real gutter-bug vibe to him and he looks like hes stuck on dope.

  • He should had gone with a short haircut, this hairstyle makes him look messy, greasy and filthy.

  • mm y the spock hand??

  • the only tip you got was, if you've a round long face watch this video...

  • that guys a fuckin loser

  • For some reason I get the feeling that this guy is being paid with a sandwich

  • LMFAO

  • hahaha, yes.

  • yeah! peanut butter sandwich

  • hahaha ! the dude looks drunk..

  • .......some tip this was

  • The guy made me laugh lmao

  • duh i think long hair looks nice to me bcoz i get more attention even though i have a rounder face...

  • So if you have a fat face dont have fat hair...hmm yeah think i worked that one out thanks