@Kortcubain Sorry, if you are going to try and get noticed with a comment by putting it in capitals, at least get it right! 'You are fat' or, if you prefer 'you're fat'...not 'your fat'. I really wish people would learn how to spell and comprehend the English language first before they wrote anything down...you know, rather like the horse and cart analogy. Shame, illiterate youth of today.
david was excited at the prospect of an attractive woman touching on his hair, but quickly learned that it would not lead to sex. david is now bored as shit and thinking about the football game he is missing.
@isra777link he might not be eating, some ppl when they feel ackward by not making any expression start chewing on absolutely nothing just makes them feel more comfortable and less ackward...but in the end it looks dumb haha its like twirly your hair when ur nervous
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Maybe I ought to move to Canada because you guys like that rugged long haired lumberjack look. Everybody here in America wants you to have the "short black "n spikey" but to be honest to me it just looks like somebody did a bad lawn job with a bunch of chemical weed killer in it just screaming to be mowed eh???
actually i disagree with this video.....i have a "fuller" face and i looked crap with really short hair....now that i've grown the hair out a bit, it looks much better
yeah, when your hair is cut, it can look at bit odd.
but when the hair reaches a certain growth point, the hair style which you had done, is seen, and you look really good. however, hair continues to grow and bsaically is revert to having too much hair and looking scruffy again. so you have to get it cut.
Dude needs some floss. And could he look less bored? Poor girl. I would have kicked him i the shin. Maybe he smoked one too many bongs before they started to record?
That didn't help >.> they should've given better examples of hairstyles to go with face shapes and such. The guy sitting there didnt really help either
id smash
TimothyPWippersmit 1 week ago
Is he gurning?
capitalismdubz 2 weeks ago
freezin up there a lil bit hmm? when you ran your fingers through his hair, hmmm??
YoAirFresh 3 weeks ago
So...she's subconsiously delivering a message that sais, "IF YOUR FAT PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD"
Kortcubain 1 month ago
@Kortcubain Sorry, if you are going to try and get noticed with a comment by putting it in capitals, at least get it right! 'You are fat' or, if you prefer 'you're fat'...not 'your fat'. I really wish people would learn how to spell and comprehend the English language first before they wrote anything down...you know, rather like the horse and cart analogy. Shame, illiterate youth of today.
MrCrazyb23 1 week ago
she can cut my hair...
cyrrius1 2 months ago
omg everyvideo i can't stop laughing about the guy hahaha!!!
mortdepeur13 3 months ago
david was excited at the prospect of an attractive woman touching on his hair, but quickly learned that it would not lead to sex. david is now bored as shit and thinking about the football game he is missing.
CaptainPooter 3 months ago
David has the munchies lol
TheCheese4450 3 months ago
haha.. david is probadly thinking... ''bitch, just shut the fuck up already'' :D
NovakGoran 5 months ago
David is like WTF AM I DOING HERE....
14vdul 5 months ago
is he on drug?
malarichierich 5 months ago
i have a face like david and i want fucking shorter hair God dammit!
MuhammadSweepmez 5 months ago
This guy's been in so many videos he's probably like "f*ck it..."
djrob117 6 months ago
This guy is the most bored thing i've ever seen in my life.
FinalFantasyCenter 6 months ago
pause at 0:58
micesmom 6 months ago
SNAPE!!!!
melmabazza 7 months ago 4
they druged him up
khakife21 9 months ago
she hates people with round faces, damn bitch.
egocentricity1 9 months ago 38
0:16 *Shitface* xD
ka8armataki 10 months ago 9
ahahahah poor david
mdavis0396 10 months ago
wat is he chewing like a mad COW
kani9000 10 months ago 3
Is this supposed to be advice? I think it is supposed to be funny judging from that guys reactions?
Chanesmyname 11 months ago
pause at :49
alexQ1993 1 year ago
@alexQ1993 so?
sebaper 1 year ago
that guy looks stupid moving his mouth like he hasnt wash it in days.
kilop03 1 year ago
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i would def fuck the shit out of her
MonsterMan711 1 year ago
looks like he was eating her nipple before but got some hair stuck in his mouth!!!
lablask 1 year ago
dave knows she's saying a lot of nothing and wonders why she didn't do research about the topic or rehearse her "knowledge."
triston 1 year ago
david is definitely high
MrJcbe 1 year ago
Why did he do the "live long in prosper" vulcan hand thing at the beginning? He looks bored as hell too
DrBananaKing7000 1 year ago
She injects david with a high dose of heroin to keep him still.
Notice how he doesnt really know whats going on.
DanceOnM3 1 year ago
who came up with the stupid idea of doing 1min 40 sec "expert" videos?
SPVTrader 1 year ago
give him a mullet..i dare ya
gretschsounds 1 year ago
I would bone her and then let her cut my hair and then bone her again and borrow 20 buck,, yeah baby
zofoblues 1 year ago
he's always eating in all the vids they paid him with food
isra777link 1 year ago 9
@isra777link he might not be eating, some ppl when they feel ackward by not making any expression start chewing on absolutely nothing just makes them feel more comfortable and less ackward...but in the end it looks dumb haha its like twirly your hair when ur nervous
ksherman51 1 year ago
I have a round face, does that mean long hair wouldn't fit me? D:
iS2Tam 1 year ago
@iS2Tam according to her no but ive seen some people with a full face and they looked cool
spedzfx666 1 year ago
@iS2Tam As long as it's plenty longer than chin-length, or even shoulder length, it'll look good.
Hellfire7896321 1 year ago
Ok I agree to be on this video if you will blow my cock!
cepdv 1 year ago
lol, is he eating sth? he looks like a cow... xDDDDDDDD
jabane99 1 year ago
I think he got a boner,
StickaArt 1 year ago
the whole time david is thinking : god i hope i get lucky with this chick tonight
ganitywaltz 1 year ago
i bet this guy is gonna get laid with the hairstylist..
lol
clydekhim 1 year ago
lol that guy needs to sit still.
resonantdave 1 year ago
poor david.. he was forced to do this video ):
IFishyI 1 year ago
@PHPMage629
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TinaDaBEezy 1 year ago
I disagree with you as I think shorter hair would be much better, including a good shave!
patsaxon 1 year ago
1:27, lucky guy :P
surferstapleton 1 year ago
LOOOL she turned a cow into a human. SHE"S FUKING WITCH!!
LESTIFISA 1 year ago
I wish I had HER !!! :-)
stnicholas54 1 year ago
whats this guy doing picking out lasts nights steak from his teeth.
scooter31n 1 year ago 4
@scooter31n Dude Holy shit I was just thinking the same thing haha_ "what the fuck is this guy doing, chewing like a cow"
laurentkilla 1 year ago
0:06
WTF!?
hiphopsucks96 1 year ago
Maybe I ought to move to Canada because you guys like that rugged long haired lumberjack look. Everybody here in America wants you to have the "short black "n spikey" but to be honest to me it just looks like somebody did a bad lawn job with a bunch of chemical weed killer in it just screaming to be mowed eh???
Thanks. :-D
killyourtyrant 1 year ago
stop chewing dave)
D4nissimo 1 year ago
no david looks insulted or something x.x
elfenliedfan940 1 year ago
the guy sitting there is not interesting in doing this video.. should have got some other more confident guy..
anie420 1 year ago
this woman needs to be more confident and the guy is too nervous, terrible video, expert village are such a waste of space
Marshmallows10101010 1 year ago
MILF!
DKO6 1 year ago 3
lmao how bored does David look right now lol
god :L
PeterParawhore 1 year ago 4
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SlicedBeefNWotNot 1 year ago
trekie lol
ianharrd 1 year ago
interesting ! but why is he pretending to eat? to much nervous chewing.
ianharrd 1 year ago
she insulted so many people in this video
R4GEAG41NSTTH3M4CH1N 2 years ago 5
and in one word looks like everything is good for him...long or short...what was it all about?
5sunlight 2 years ago
why is he chewing???
lachase1 2 years ago 3
she gave him food so he dont say anything...
5sunlight 2 years ago
thats the wonderful joke i enjoyed man.. hail 5sunlight..
anie420 1 year ago
david is bored like shit
dotaganesh 2 years ago 219
@dotaganesh and he doesn't show it at all. ;) kiddin
TheKrajnik18 1 year ago
@dotaganesh i laughed at that lmao
PerfectByDesign 1 year ago
hey can you help me to wat hair cut i should have so my hair well look cool i can send you a picture of me
im just a boy and sorry for my bad english
THEFLYINGM0NKEY 2 years ago
david looks really bored
kwicksandz 2 years ago
What'cha eating there David?
DollarBillUK 2 years ago 3
the all american rejects guy?
tentaculariano 2 years ago 2
haha i love how he's just casually chewing on something
akamikeg 2 years ago 4
That Terry chick is pretty cute!
dezzra78 2 years ago
Lol in the begging he looks like that foo from dumb and dumber.
somthingsquishy 2 years ago
why is David always chewing on something??
Moviestar20 2 years ago 3
he looks like a hobo she should give him a shower and then cut his hair.
samfrankenbaby 2 years ago
This guy looked like he wanted to give her the shocker at the beginning with his subtle hand signal and would be a perfect candidate for a fml shirt
AnathemusVideos 2 years ago
i would love my hair to be styled and to really suite me as a person, as well as being cut.
yet generally, getting your hair styled costs alot more money than getting it cut.
so like many people, i have to get my hair cut, and put up with it being like that, or being that way.
Galacticmaster 2 years ago 2
actually i disagree with this video.....i have a "fuller" face and i looked crap with really short hair....now that i've grown the hair out a bit, it looks much better
Shokeybutsi 2 years ago
yeah, when your hair is cut, it can look at bit odd.
but when the hair reaches a certain growth point, the hair style which you had done, is seen, and you look really good. however, hair continues to grow and bsaically is revert to having too much hair and looking scruffy again. so you have to get it cut.
Galacticmaster 2 years ago
I completely agree with you, I'm the same way. I have a fuller face, but I look like Sh*t with short hair, It grows out, it looks better.
zeekguy43 2 years ago
I wonder what this guy would look like having sex..? haha, that's too funny to think about!
frankiegallanger 2 years ago
Sound advice and well presented. Thank you.
Musique3579 2 years ago 3
this dude look cool
FalconFreek 2 years ago 4
expert village suck donkey dick.
XSDXDOWNEYX 2 years ago
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that guy looks like a fag but that chick can play with my head any time.
myboomstick 2 years ago
fuck you dipshit
KenSansei 2 years ago
this guy is trash
tabrevolver 2 years ago
lol ''expert'' apparently. this shit is ridiculous
dEsErt3agl3 2 years ago
Yawn, expert village simpletons...
Add having long hair long hair to the list of social trangression for overweight people. As if we still let them vote.
brokennarcissist 2 years ago
uh... lol anyywayyy what about women's hairstyles! :P i dont care if its a crappy vid XD
1KnOcKoUt5 2 years ago
He was telling himself to live long and prosper at 0:03 because he doesn't think he will survive this video.
chicago618 2 years ago 2
I whish I have Hair !!
blusmile1 2 years ago 57
oh look at the model its him again
i love him <3
00sexybrad 2 years ago
You call this shit expert village? You mean retards village..
Spykeri 2 years ago 6
i agree with you
SMOKEY428 2 years ago
LOL. I don't know what's worse, the wannabe stumbling over her words, or the model who looks like he has a bad case of bruxism after a hit of E.
cln0rman 2 years ago
bet the guy was forced to do this
KeepItGoonerish 2 years ago 5
hahaha
00sexybrad 2 years ago
0:04 - 0:07 wtfffff lol
GBHuGzz 2 years ago 3
hah star trek haha
MarkAngelProductions 2 years ago
lmao, what a retard
NormanS4 2 years ago
lmaooooooo.
Miguel24Ramirez 2 years ago
this guy looks like he lost a bet and has to do this
Caboodie 2 years ago 10
I'd rather have them show examples instead of just one person and his already "suitable" hairstyle
Reviar 2 years ago
gotta watch out for those new spock gangsters, heard they rip up the set in their VW bugs.
morningstar808 2 years ago
he is on crack lmao
NearExtasis 2 years ago
this sucks
hallnoats4ever 2 years ago
emo guy?
guillermo316 2 years ago
this guy thinks hes gangster cos he made a retarded sign with his hand:D
nyboy101 2 years ago 2
stop saying um so much!!!
jdominican17 2 years ago
live long and prosper
RobotBadger 2 years ago
lmao keep clicking at 00:30
Rob0wns 2 years ago
he looks peaved haha
scoccerhead21 2 years ago
Fucking annoying! I fucking hate that when he's "chewing" something and making those damn signs with his hands! ._.!
Spykeri 2 years ago
gross haircut..
misterbearbe 2 years ago
fuck. i have curly hair. well not tight curly, wavy-ish. bitching to style.
mrckb 3 years ago 6
taht guy looks like he's on some meth or something' :-/ moving his mouth like that' gross
stevenlk620 3 years ago
totally! whats up with that
aaronrowanrest 2 years ago
probably has gum in his mouth.
jester026 2 years ago 4
He's a retard.
Spykeri 2 years ago
~thanks for the work~ other note- its easy to judge crap u fags, seriously though making fun of every vid u come across just shows immaturity
ixN0RExi 3 years ago
not when its shit . . .
l0dgey 2 years ago
This bitch doesn't know what the hell she's talking about!
richardheartsbuffy 3 years ago
so she just told us Dave here can have either long or short hair do to his long face and chin. that's helpful...thanks.
shadarko 3 years ago
lmao hes doing the live long and prosper sign at the beginning XD
Vanguard66 3 years ago 2
he is!!
sarahszss 2 years ago
i meant he is making that sign thing with his hand...
sarahszss 2 years ago
stop fucking chewing you camel!
6cunning6stunt6 3 years ago 4
david, i knew you dont care, but would you please stop chewing!!!
binoyrakesh 3 years ago 3
Lol the guy looks like he coulndt give a fuck
DaAvi8a 3 years ago 6
I think shes the one who needs a new hairstye
Joaozeco 3 years ago
meh, she looks pretty hot to me!
DaAvi8a 3 years ago 5
I dont buy it
Joaozeco 3 years ago
that video really didnt tell me anything and that dude is high.
faxstax 3 years ago
he need a psp or something
iwwfs 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
haha, I think so
mrbeanbin 3 years ago
The guy is very expressive.
blakebr 3 years ago 4
,tHe gUy is sHitLy ABSENTMINDED!!!
gigeron555 3 years ago
Oh lord. Best comment EVER. You're my new hero.
ncam3831 3 years ago
Dude needs some floss. And could he look less bored? Poor girl. I would have kicked him i the shin. Maybe he smoked one too many bongs before they started to record?
GeireK 3 years ago 3
what was he eating for all 2 minutes
T2024 3 years ago
shit
daloone 3 years ago 3
i'd still ream her
dri321 3 years ago
ok how annoying is he... if i was there i would punch him in the face.
rogue10000 3 years ago 2
that guy looks like he is lost
101BananaSplit 3 years ago
lol i love he's expression "I'm gonna kill this bitch" ^^
Sylvex102 3 years ago 9
wow that really helped....
addertap 3 years ago
i seriously doubt if she is an expert.
confusedimigrant 3 years ago
lmao. the guy looks munted or drug-fucked.
nathen91 3 years ago 11
haha he does
lrgfresno 3 years ago 4
why do you have to point all that shit out lady? what if he was a fat guy, "well as you can see he has a fat face, due to all the hot dogs he eats...
BruceGiron 3 years ago 11
fuck you bitch, no shit
Rockafella47 3 years ago
Hey, lady. How old are you? You look very hot when you say word "chubbier" ;)
mrpumpkin 3 years ago
whats going to suit her face best is a good load a mandingo's dick juice
ctuckey1 3 years ago
stupid bitch he wud suit medium long spikey hair instead of that stupid fuckin mop on his head
xXJnWXx 3 years ago
Yeah,I already knew that you stupid bitch. =]
LoUiExD 3 years ago
what an ugly fuck!
TennisForALiving 3 years ago
poor guy
allemeineentelein 3 years ago 2
what a fucking tool he just sits there chewing and making weird fucking motions with his mouth.
RasLevi 3 years ago 8
That didn't help >.> they should've given better examples of hairstyles to go with face shapes and such. The guy sitting there didnt really help either
KiddyBrucie15 3 years ago 5
The result of smoking to much crack,
and eating to much pickels with donkeyballs.
DesertEliteWarrior 3 years ago 3
By the way, the guy sux...he has a real gutter-bug vibe to him and he looks like hes stuck on dope.
sultrygod10 3 years ago
He should had gone with a short haircut, this hairstyle makes him look messy, greasy and filthy.
sultrygod10 3 years ago
mm y the spock hand??
Sexcandymachine 3 years ago
the only tip you got was, if you've a round long face watch this video...
NinjaIsMadeOfAwesome 3 years ago
that guys a fuckin loser
cuband8 3 years ago 7
For some reason I get the feeling that this guy is being paid with a sandwich
WeLikeThis 3 years ago 17
LMFAO
Drsilmi 3 years ago
hahaha, yes.
kickthebass 3 years ago
yeah! peanut butter sandwich
joseluisreyes 3 years ago
hahaha ! the dude looks drunk..
3ammourabek 3 years ago 9
.......some tip this was
KeybladeHero01 3 years ago
The guy made me laugh lmao
freedom810 3 years ago
duh i think long hair looks nice to me bcoz i get more attention even though i have a rounder face...
GIA13615093 3 years ago
So if you have a fat face dont have fat hair...hmm yeah think i worked that one out thanks
gidthekid90 3 years ago