All Blacks women haka

[ready2goready1]

1:26........''.I'm gonna fuck these bitches up''

[WelshFanaticxoxo]

Yeah not as good as the mens'.

[Mudhutz]

sounds like some shitty nursery rhyme... lacks passion from most of them

[farihap05]

This reminds me of the 1973 All Blacks mens haka, imagine the same happens to the womens Haka in 20 odd years. DAYM

[icedogfan1]

Why is it different for the ladies? I naaed the words for this one

[faastfoood]

ну вот, взял и украл у меня видео зачем-то :(

[RugbySwiss]

Women? I thought they were men.

[TheHughesy123]

thats just like a squeaky vesion of the actual thing 

[44redman1]

1:20

'this haka is realy digging into my schedule'

[cruizinmaz]

dont mock what you know nothing about!! you monkey dont have culture so dont pay out on ours, "Fosh and chops" cheap comming from you scum bag aussie "collingwoodrules"

your culture is drinking and fcking moaning, moan moan moan moan about how

hard your life is......................so us kiwis have to come to your country take your jobs and

screw your woman! because you'll too weak and lazy to do it yourselves,

[44redman1]

@cruizinmaz bro you just went right down to his level. aussie has culture, its not tribe related, but whatever our culture is (barbeques, short shorts, drinking and beach) dont pay it out

[SuperGetitgotitgood]

Need to do a sandwich making dance,

[TheTruthGardian]

What the heka was that!?

[iSharkDesigns]

1:20 What a time is ??

[collingwoodrules]

@indog28 because they smell like scum 

[collingwoodrules]

fosh and chops

[leungctm]

fucking lmao

[booslikeme]

bitch's!

[FamousMovieScenes09]

Sorry, but this looked more like an attempt to attract a mate than an attempt to put the fear of God in the opposition. Nevermind the lack of motions or whatever, everyone there CLEARLY looked like they couldn't give a damn, with various members rolling their eyes or phoning it in

The men seem to do it out of tradition and passion. Looks like these women do it out of necessity

[madvidsdotcom]

Is this the same haka the men do?

[Draqu3]

@madvidsdotcom

no

[regg3y]

Where have they put thier handbags. It a rule of life that when two or more women dance together they must have handbags on the floor

[ykb932]

oh my god, sorry to say this, but that was woeful!! no.6 on the kiwi side was plainly bored to tears at the beginning, the opponents were checking out their nails for effs sake, hahaha...awful

[mandlagod]

hahahahah. Cant take that crap seriously

[MultiPlatformGamerz]

0.37 its a man :0 ...

[TheG1NG3]

Oooooh. Terrifying.

[cobboGHS91]

not bad but those brit chicks hangin over each other looked all gangsta scared me

[MrGuntherthecat]

@cobboGHS91 Yep, those English council estate chavs would cut you open for one cigarette and one coin.

[MW2timeTOshine]

they should have just done the macorena -.-

[TheDRDUCKY]

so much for multit tasking

[PrivatePyles]

OMG!! That is the worst shot I've ever seen. Ever!!! Please don't ever do that again.

[Kimi171186]

buenísimas las caras de las inglesas!!!

[rossmoseley]

just doesnt have the same effect as when the men do it

[MsAKSfan]

@rossmoseley yeah... .lol... kinda panty waist Haka! But I love it anyway.... they just need to get more fierce.. hunker down like the men and slam a fist into the ground! Make believers out of those other ladies... LOL who looked pretty darned tough themselves...

[95931101]

A bit of Freestyle swimming? at 0:42-0:48 ? haha :3

[laressadavis]

hav some bloody respect

[jeryui]

That is just pathetic really!!! jesus they wouldnt scare a young child!!

[tallis76]

..bloody women should be in bloody lounge bar...

[JohnnyHardwood1]

that is the strangest kitchen i have ever seen...

[MrGuntherthecat]

@JohnnyHardwood1 Garbage.Get back in the closet, fool

[Mkskes15]

Shut up women play sport get over it.

[megaTRICKSHOTSxX]

hot maori girls with stinky feet

[JTudders]

haha the one in the front at 1:00: "why do we have to do this shit?"

[jhaul21]

wtf hahaha

[alekzinho71]

holly fuck they sound like scary ass witches

[mgurung30]

haha the transcribe audio translation makes me laugh haha

[Spy1228]

SHEMALES

[trixter723]

this looks a lot like tai chi



[antoin2006ca]

I think that English player at the end was a little intimidated after that. She was either thinking 'Whatever..' or 'Dammn, I didn't think New Zealand chicks were so manly.. I want one!'

[rammsmarstein]

I love HER!!!

[TheScottgb]

Don't they melt so far away from the kitchen?

[killerclown789]

Horrible.

[Rexanify]

Why are they doing the hula before a rugby match?

[peksful]

LMAO

[92DreamTEAM4eva]

@1:23 "What....the.....fuck."

[newlandsfaithful]

Hahahaha just NO. They seriously look like 8 year old ballerinas learning a new dance.

[XfloX47]

minable

[amierulsharafi]

cant stop laughing

[badback22]

in American football ya can get a penalty for taunting...

[KamKamalam]

@badback22 american football, like almost everything else america has invented, is a joke.

[badback22]

@KamKamalam Ya hehe, there are jokes all over the world I am noticing. Man is a giant fail. Let just say that and not put borders around things.

[1cheescake]

that was a discrase

[Drumderful]

Regardless of gender, this Haka just has no emotion or spirit and is purely lacking enthusiasm...

[spdutahraptor777]

number 6 was like "what the hell i'm doing here"

[spiro467]

no comment



[FirestormDeath666]

WTF?????

[23rafaxd]

they are just dancing justin bieber songs

[99GoldenGamer99]

lol EPIC FACE at 0:39

[loy829]

they were not intimidating at all - too beautiful to be, & the white girl on the other team was not too impressed that she shook her head.but i would love to play with these wahine

[iroam22]

Lol...Maori women arent allowed to slap their chests, legs or arms...its unlady like.They stand with two feet together unlike the men..All they have to be fierce is their facial expressions and voice.

[Ulupano100]

@iroam22 no it not juss dat women can do anything

[iroam22]

@Ulupano100 of course they can.Just saying in haka tradition women arent allowed to be as abusive to their bodies..

[103Uke]

They seem to go through the motions when doing it, they didn't seem serious abt it lol. While the other team is like... "are you done yet?!"

[barradelcarbonero]

VALLAN A LABAR LOS PLATOS¡¡¡

[zzzssszzzable]

go back to the kitchen girls...

[poppypoopapie]

They are ugly enough as it is without the horrible haka. That wouldnt scare a budgerigar. My cat is more butch

[abadeefun2]

the usa r falling asleep

[icecub391]

woman at 1:19 - "I tried hold my self to laugh, this is the worst haka ever". Lol

[Pro13east]

wtf did they rehearsed it at school not a good haka

[mlcoolk1]

why are there so many negative responses to the women's haka? Oh i forgot, this IS A SEXIST MAN'S WORLD. The majority of you who are complaining probably can't even do 1/100 of these women can do. Leave the women alone and let them do what they are entitled to do, what is part of their culture, the haka.

[mlcoolk1]

@Dreddnaught666

surely it's NOT because the people who are doing the haka are women and not men i hope.

[Tacheles03]

name an eye-disease with ten letters:

women's haka...

i bet these chicks get beaten bloody every time they go to a sale-out in the local mall...

[ReturnOfTheSkyRaider]

this is the chipmunk version

[ThePouncingPossum]

Is that a lion on the field at 1:09?

[13kiwiboy]

1:19 english player's looking at her watch....is it done yet...?

[Rcmp4life]

They sound like a bunch of school girls playing jump rope -.-

[happyoink]

Ah, bless em. (Was it a haka or a weding dance?) My ol' lady is far worse then that when I come back late from the pub!

[TheDuckheadful]

Its just not the same is it.

[NickNZ]

It's you.

[freddie106783]

Watch the mens and the womens at the same time  The men drown out the women by far

[darkygg]

c'est le pire haka que j'ai jamais vu, on dirait qu'il est fait au ralenti...

[abcdefghijklmno84796]

haha all the england chicks were laughing at it

[N1ghtstar4]

Hahaha not quite as intimidating as the men

[MAURERLUDOVIC]

C EST NUL mdr

[Mayank3515]

They should verse the All Blacks!

[crazycampbell999]

sounds like a bunch of kids

[jazz992]

this is no war dance.. this is an invite to be laughed at.. put some effort in bitch!!!

[dzungu25]

Horrible visions of the 1973 effort!!!

[AKKK001]

no offence but it looked like they were just inviting them for tea and biscuits

[TReMoRZz69]

tickets mustve been so hard to get for this game

[Sandler41882]

1:00 - she just wants to go home.

[huntercalgary]

@Sandler41882

to sit on your face before showering.........lol

[BoDanglezzz]

@huntercalgary coming from the fag who drinks his own sperm.....lol

[sexyscot26]

1:06 "Kick the ball yo" pmsl

[davidthechode]

i fell off the chair laughing at this

[brad238899]

Why do they need to do a haka in order to make sandwiches?

[mazafuzle]

THEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

[marcioeefd]

terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[dmaavaisd]

@Dreddnaught666 I liked your comment before i saw the vid ^^

[Theguitarhero1990]

they are not bothered about it, see the men they are engrossed

[777Mattman]

Man the womens all blacks team has bigger balls than the mens all blacks team.

[Lavulo187]

women are just as bad ass as the men.lol.

[ziz00oo]

i love the captain's booty 

[TheGils100]

that haka aint threatening at all!!!

[VanishMeantime]

Yeah let's not be so sexist. Guarenteed you do not kick as much ass as these women do, and I guarentee that you are noooot as intimidating, skilled, and talent as they are either.

[termite295]

They should stop doing that and get back in the kitchen

[60sisthashit]

@termite295 you should shut up and get out of YT. but that's only my opinion...

[jjue123]

I think people need to know that this is totally different Haka. what the male did was the Ka Mate and Kapa O pango, from what I know (I lived in NZ), women had different ritual. It's hard to explain but I think people need to do a research before even complaining or at least seen the Maori Haka performance. (for the record, I think it'll be weird if women to perform the All Blacks one) . I find this Haka interesting tho. I always wonder how they can pull out that faces. Amazing.

[rjvanvalkenburgh]

that's a cute dance recital 

[spartiate20081]

LOOOL

[thadaddy333]

no passion in it at all!



[redzer06]

were are the women?

[aprildev]

not as good as the men haka womans need more argreshin

[maxther01]

0.42 WTF? HAHAHA

[TheMomberg]

Not bad, just cut the waving arms and give this woman hakka a bit more agresson.

[Orelinde25]

@1978dawnofthedead The best comment! Rugby is rugby, that's all (everything!)

[TheLukaszw2]

1:21 I will just pretend to look at my invisible watch...

[TheLukaszw2]

0:39 are you sure that's a woman at the back?

[Ginaxlol]

@emukarugby are you a guy? If so, are you for real???

[downhiller234]

lol also at 1:54 blondie shakes her head like "what the fuck just happened?"

[downhiller234]

listen to 1:15 to 1:17 sounds fucking hilarious as if they are singing a childs song from like a child programme hahahaha

[QwerV2009]

Holy shit, those things are women?

[TTB0209]

Wow. I've always respected the haka but this is just embarrassing for the Kiwi's!

[bardock2525]

1:06 IS THAT A DOG JUST SITTING THERE?! WTF?!! XD

[Ryan1974Estrada]

looks more on a bollywood music scene with gremlins instead of women

[MonkeyFishWatches]

Good on them but leave the Haka to the men because in the video there was literally one person taking it serious. It reminds me of teenage girls singing to the same song! Epic FAIL

[3DGROCKSB]

the men is way better

[ttr15]

who's gone and done a chipmunk version ???

[TTB0209]

@ttr15 lol!

[Vendetta856]

1:20 does she really have a watch?

[AuroraOnVenice]

great team  ;)

[the2010ization]

whoever said rugby girls are ugly id a douche. Maybe just cuz our necks are muscular. which they need to be for scrums and rucks, or else there will be some serious injury.

[sinnie721]

Trollllll

[dafranx]

So the Maori girls do the haka, just like the guys huh? Whomever said those All Blacks girls are ugly, is a narrow-minded, ugly douche. I find some or most of those girls so sexually attractive, I wish to have sex with some or most of them.

[kleenex3000]

Are they conjuring the spirits?!

[simmo19801]

I'm not being smart, I just don't know.

I didn't think the women were allowed to do the haka? or do the men and women have there own seperate version?.

[TheCelticmaori]

@simmo19801 your right there mate, women have their own version, it's slightly different

[sheepshagger265]

It's not emabarassing when your the best team in the world bro, they deserve the right to do it

[sinnie721]

Cringe-worthy. 

[SheekySheekyFatboi]

That is so not-intimidating it's embarrassing. Most of them look like they don't even want to be there. Poor.

[MegaAwsomeName]

get back in the kitchen!!

[loaf69]

Can who ever posted this video rename it. The Blackferns are farrrrrr to classy to be labelled the women's All Blacks team. BLACKFERNS hold a higher prestige and is, obviously, more successful at important tournaments such as the world cup. 4th time in a row babyyyyy beat that AB's.

[MattyIsCool96]

thats pathetic

[yster7]

I think thses ladies need to watch a few of the 2010 Timatanga videos to understand what the hell a Haka is for.. It's no song and dance girls - sort it out!!

[Lgmartinelli95]

what is the name of the haka?

[emukarugby]

@captainobvious49

You're wrong! All women are beautiful!

[captainobvious49]

@emukarugby

im afraid if i tried talking to any of these women they would snap my cock off

[emukarugby]

@captainobvious49

Let's leave obscenities outside the public portal. sorry, for my english

[harveydeadman]

@captainobvious49

no they would just bend you over and fuck you in the ass with their clits!!!

:)

[emukarugby]

@captainobvious49

You shit yourself!

[lkotrtdm]

@emukarugby well thank you captain obvious..

[emukarugby]

@captainobvious49

You shit yourself!

[emukarugby]

@captainobvious49

You shit yourself!



[Stromblad2211]

@captainobvious49 not the english, thats for sure....they're freakin HAWT