David Letterman - Kim Jong Un Top Ten

[sewerrod]

real cool dave, start the relationship off with a bunch of shit talking , that'll make him feel good about liking us, u old doucherag, by the way tell your stupid bitches to stop whoring themselves for jobs and tv time, seriously the girls you bang are either disgusting or already skanky prostitute whores so good luck

[TheCosplay09]

The Cheesecake Factory joke won me over XD

[Evilfisher]

americans making fun of torture.

now thats cute.

[Daleroxxu]

shove your 30 second advertisements up your ass

[whackcracka]

i thought throws left tortures right was kind of funny

[xxbluejay21]

I don't get why people are offended by this lol. Funny.

[pabnaful]

is letterman talking about torture? is he talking about waterboarding? guantanamo? abu gharib? typical white men's bullshit.

[sexygrandpamidget]

THIS...ISNT..FUNNY!!!

*Sparta Kick*

[cotaman7]

David Letterman Is just one of many reasons why American's are the lowest human life form on the face of the earth. Always judging people and thinking there way of life is the only that matters.

[MegaAstrodude]

@cotaman7,

Kim Jung-Un is the one judging people and sentencing them to death by starvation for his own entertainment or for not crying enough. Ruling a country with an iron fist and arresting others for disagreeing with you is not a way of life. He wants to actively conquer the United States, Europe , and every single non-Communist country in the world and has stated that they are trying to make the world communist. They're the aggressors.

[cotaman7]

@MegaAstrodude And the American government isn't? Who started the Iraq war, who started the Afghanistan war? It wasn't North Korea. America is known world wide as the big bully on the block who thinks everyone should live by there rules or else pay the consequences. What about homeland security strip searching little kids. Where's the justice in that. Fucked up America...

[MegaAstrodude]

@cotaman7,

Afghanistan started the Afghanistan war by actively aiding those who attacked us and Saddam started the Iraq war by attacking Kuwait and Kurdistan although the US was unwise to sustain occupation.

Homeland security strip searching kids is wrong, but it has nothing to do with China and North Korea's attempt to conquer the world.

[cotaman7]

@MegaAstrodude And who gave the American government and their alias the right to police the world. You don't think America i trying to take over the world. Wake up.

[cotaman7]

@MegaAstrodude America will always try to change the world according how it sees fit, no matter how the rest of the world sees things. American has longed to rule the world for may decades but continues to lie to the world about peace to mankind. The Muslims have been fighting for thousands of years and will continue to do so until the end of time. It's not America's business to get involved in others affairs.

[MegaAstrodude]

@cotaman7,

" It's not America's business to get involved in others affairs."

I generally concur, but that doesn't mean that the actions of the US are necessarily immoral or ill-intentions, nor does it justify the Communist state of North Korea.

[cotaman7]

@MegaAstrodude I take it that you are part of the American terroristic government that feels killing innocent people is there right. America is no better than North Korea or China IMO...

[MegaAstrodude]

@cotaman7,

No, it's a terrible thing when innocent people die. The American government feels the same way. When innocent people are killed incidentally or accidentally, it is a great tragedy always.

[cotaman7]

@MegaAstrodude The American government does not care about human life. It can't even take care of the soldiers that went to Iraq who came back with disfigurements, or the family's of the soldiers who died in that senseless war. The American government only cares about ruling the world and controlling how people think.

[pooptickler1337]

RIP Kim Jong Un

[TheTollundWoman]

@pooptickler1337

I keep seeing this comment. Is Kim Jong Un dead??

[ThePainLEE]

fuck where are you joke  where are you, Letterman i didn`t finde the joke

[NaffiSL500]

Number 10 and 9 are funny

[Parag0n]

Fuck you Letterman and your wrinkly old balls as well.

[GotKn1fe]

That's why the world hate us

[azmen2]

@GotKn1fe

we hate so hard :)

[DeimosHD]

I can't stand the piano player on lettermans show, I want to smack him in the side of the head soooo bad.

[Dinker27]

I can be wrong, but I think this was supposed to parody the propaganda that Kim Jong Un was circulating.

[strattus99]

i didnt get any of these jokes!

[SRjugoslavija67]

Didn't move a single damn muscle on my face while watching this. Humor lever: -1000.

[robertw6556]

Lohan would probably date him to stay in the public eye.

[IhsanKatob]

David Letterman is the Late night Show Dictator...

[mellowcowism]

A dumbass who doesn't know what he's talking about and who's jokes aren't funny.

[inrwizards]

@mellowcowism fuck u commie, Letterman's awesome

[ortega9998]

North Korea is da bomb! they have death, death camps, dead citizens, dead leaders, and dead souls!

[wizard85]

lol 911

[123LexLuthor]

lol people cried because they were RELATED to the victims. YOU NORTH KOREAN COMMIES are crying because ya'll got butt fucked in the ass by kim jong il. lol when you cry ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL I LOVE IT. Next when you reply, come with some proof.-Courtesy of the United States of America-

[ramashkagromik]

your comment doesn't carry logical sense, way to represent yankees



[Carthsting]

Wow, isn't that the funniest thing i ever heard. Mass media of America, i declare your complete caput mortem.

[L0rdBalmung1]

Why am I not even slightly amused?

[danning1]

Kim Jong-un is even beneath Lindsay Lohan's now pretty-low standards.

[manco82]

You know Dave, there are just no funny things to say about North Korea. The modern Auschwitz, shame on you.

[lordrosemount]

Well, that wasn't remotely funny.

[shovel20]

oh common Dave! I love that your humour is backed by agreement.

[vl780]

DUMB WHITE PEOPLE's JOKE, YOU GUYZ ARE THE JOKE

[123LexLuthor]

@vl780 wtf is your problem. We aren't the ones crying VERY VERY DRAMATICALLY at short angry Asian people dying.

[vl780]

@123LexLuthor Remember when sept 11 ? You Guyz cry like a little bitch

[kourosh89]

He couldn't even pronounce "Yongbyon". Hmm...I wonder who writes his jokes.

[kourosh89]

What was so funny about "plaid shirts"?

[Julio74box]

fuck all u white trash ,

[dirt6ix]

@Julio74box Why would you say that? We make fun of a tyrant. How many people have died simply because they didn't worship a him as a god? I feel terrible for those who live under this tyrants regime. I Hope Kim Jong Un is a good guy, but it doesn't matter now does it? With or without Un that country will live in fear and death. Humans deserve the right to be free. White trash or not, at least we have the guts to fight for our rights and not bow before a fat piece of shit.

[BABAMUMBU]

Ron Paul 2012!

[dreamydisaster]

0.00

[nvkulk]

was that suppose to be funny??

[SELFlnsurance]

seeing this public laughing mindlessly because the pannel says "APPLAUSE" reminds me of those exagerated tears of sorrow from North Koreans after death of Kim Jong-il...

We are just as ridiculous as they are.

What was will be, what has been done will be done again, and nothing is new under the Sun. Amen.

[kourosh89]

@SELFlnsurance Good comment.

[MrKyleSchick]

was this supposed to be funny

[youchoobalot]

if your getting mad at them mocking his death look at the date of the video..1 year ago

[sephyr242]

@youchoobalot plus Kim Jong Il deserves to be mocked in death. Who cares hahah?

[dongsoola2]

People in US are so media controlled so in public tv, figure like David letterman says.

nobody have seen how Kim, Jung Un look like.

Just search internet! They have pictures!

BTW North Korea is the best Korea. Good Americans! dont be fooled!

[dirt6ix]

@dongsoola2 So why do so many people starve to death while your great leader has 17 palaces? Perhaps I am media controlled, but please tell me what is so great about Kim Jong Il? And what is so good about North Korea? You worship a human being as a god. Seems kinda foolish to me since all he is just a human. He obviously is not a god as he is now dead. Did Kim Jong Il create the universe? No. he is nothing more than a spoiled brat that received power from his father.

[Alvord1430]

Is Letterman's hair blonde? When did that happen?

[xxPithius10n1xx]

hmm if he's dating lendsay lohan then she's dating UN for one of two things:

She'll be killed

He pays her....

[we5leyz]

I NOW HATE YOU CHOW.COM FUCK YOU

[SuperMrBentley]

One thing you should know about Letterman: Watching him is a fucking waste of time.

[jlimproj]

what the fuck? why are they laughing?

[GrynHelix]

3 more facts about Kim Jong Un. 1. He speaks fluent English. 2. He has satellite TV 3. He's under a hell of a lot of pressure and I'm sure stuff like this won't help. Hopefully he champions humanity.

[Ysacoelfua]

DAvid Letterman you are such an idiot!

[vincevega0]

Dave's top ten is lame...

[henkisbest]

i don't get it what was funny. sure making jokes about the north korean would be funny to me. but these weren't jokes, right?

[foreverdakota1]

thanks to the ad i will never go to chow.com fuck you cbs

[fenriz218]

Saw a commercial coming up, pressed thumbs down, wrote this comment and left to watch another video ... X(

[ijdow]

no 11 "he is ronery"

[TheAeromuse]

I waited for the damn ads to listen to that shit ....

[weaselweasel]

What was everybody laughing about.

[Ally1391]

ADVERTS ARE FOR TELEVISION!

NOT THE INTERNET!!!

[fantapants]

Someone gets paid to write these 'jokes'...? :/

[MrPringleification]

@fantapants PLAID SHIRTS

[youronebiggestfan]

sldjlkjfdkjladdflj North Korea has internet??? >.> -stares at statistics-

& if they do that explains the dislikes! lololololol

[Kwakobo]

well, he might be the new ruler now :\

[TheSarahSilver]

@Kwakobo I just heard Kim Jung-Il passed away too. Apparently Jung-Un is worse than his father :s

[stormcorrosion]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[daftboy555]

@stormcorrosion Not if you live in North Korea :-)

[Nadir01702]

@daftboy555 looks like I've got the same sense of humor as north koreans then..

[MrPringleification]

@stormcorrosion its hysterical you turd burgler

[elementz1986]

According to the video statistics, this is highly viewed in North Korea...do they have internet access now?

[drewfranknitty]

@elementz1986 hey your right,i doubt it, but thats bizarre.......

[puniio]

@drewfranknitty That means kim jong un saw it their, family is the only ones with internet lol

[YBTHAROCKSTAR88]

@elementz1986 government officials have access to the internet and i wouldn't doubt if they occasionaly do search the internet for videos like this. but i thought the internet server they used was based in china? very wierd.

[jids56]

its kim jong unyou put kim jung un, you probably found that out because your title says it right.

[patio87]

David Letterman fans are the real joke, sorry.

[Spaghettimonster777]

@patio87 Thanks for sharing, asshole

[SGTDA36]

Wow I just had to watch a 40 second ad, YouTube should put the ads at the end of the video, instead of forcing us to watch them.

[VictorP8181]

My name Peggy, this comercial problem you?

[jgoldshot]

I freaking laughed at "Hello, my name is Peggy!" xD

[MixedBag27]

Love this!

[ohan4]

ben & Jerries commercial -___-

[15Sebastiannn]

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE YOU ARE DEAD! GOOGLE HAS IMPRISONED YOU LIKE NORTH KOREA!!!

[chrissyburak]

disliked!!!! why can't I watch this on mobile fix it!!!

[spore0808]

all i heard in that advert was "Mr Sulu, warp speed ahead"

[LemmeLieHere]

To everyone who complains about the commercials... Deal With It. That's how YouTube stays in business. Seen cable TV lately? Unless you're a multimillionaire, and can afford to buy YouTube and run it commercial-free, learn to tune them out. I'm just glad it's still here, and I don't have to pay.

[PrasadDG5]

how would i use toyota technology? BY BANNING STUPID ADS

[Noobsaibot21]

What commercials?

* Cherishes Ad-Block *

[frodoshop]

dear at&t, i really couldn't care less

[MastaBlastoise]

@frodoshop For me it was the Verizon lol

[Time4thaPerkulator]

small price to pay for these shitty commercials

[dajwilkinson]

The secret of successful comedy is... still a secret, evidently. What you do need to know about Kim Jong Un isthat he is/will be in command of the fourth largest standing army in the world at the age of 28 or thereabouts with NO military experience WHATSOEVER. A boy sent to do a man's job if ever that happened. Jong Il regards his oldest son Jong Nam as an embarrassment but he may have been the best of a bad bunch: sense of humour, knows the outside world, not hostile to Japan.

[GetTpOrDIE]

FUCK YOUR ADS!!!! stuck on your fucking ADS!

[TheGrayMan1000]

Stupid, meaningless ads!

[towelkit465]

now we've got another a**hole dictator to get rid of...

[MubarakBalboa]

Maybe North Korea has a chance of becoming a democracy with this guy behind the wheel.

[smarfling]

fucken weak shit and andy warhol's hair looked more convincing..

[otacs2]

Why do I have to watch an American commercial about washing-machines? Maybe for the time I will travel to the US and will buy one during my tourist visit...

[KATOMATE01]

IM MADE IT MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION THAT ANY AD I EVER SEE ON YOUTUBE AS EITHER A PREROLL OR POSTROLL I AM NEVER PURCHASING, USING, OR GIVING ANY RESPECT TO FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. pop up ads I can deal with...

[LuckyBambooExpert]

You can make fun of North Korea all you want but you have to admit that if the US was just a little bit like the country our society would be more structured and prosperous. For example, we wouldn't be debating if pot heads are allowed to smoke legally or not. It should be, if you do drugs in the US your put to work in the salt mines or sent to prison for 30 years. But NOOOOO we're sweet little United States we don't do mean things like that to fucked retarded pieces of shit.

[BKFF20]

@LuckyBambooExpert

Are you fucking stupid? You see thats why people make fun of the united states.. Because of how stupid you are.. Kim jong il would have you executed for being so fucking stupid.. You should be killed. honestly. The earth doesnt need pieces of shit like you. You wouldnt be saying ANY of that if you lived there.

FUCKING STUPID ASS PEOPLE OMFG!! im GONNA FUCKING GO INSANE..

[N0hN4me]

@LuckyBambooExpert Hmm... You're right, women who wear anything that reveals any skin above the knees should be fined. ( -__-)

[Itsame93]

Wow, guess what? I am in England. SO CHASE FUCKING SAPPHIRE ISN'T EVEN OF ANY USE TO ME! FOR FUCK SAKE, SORT YOUR SHIT OUT!

[xXTREY4LIFEXx]

horrible jokes, yawn

[sakura3syaoron]

i'm never getting a chase saphire card...

[sszhao11]

@sakura3syaoron Never, just Chase FREEDOM

[oiStuartx]

This is anti-humour.

[nobleshyld]

holy shit look at the statistics!!!!!!! NORTH KOREA IS DARK GREEN

[LankanCurryMan]

Pop up ads that i can i minimise- i can deal with.

Commercials that I'm forced to watch - NOPE

[ChaosMew161]

@LankanCurryMan You're not FORCED to watch them - Download Adblock Plus!! Are you stupid?!

[MolsonDrunkGuy]

@LankanCurryMan I just saw the star trek application commercial...plain suck

[PhatFarm60]

Kim Jong un is a weak leader and is not supported by the nobility (military leaders)... civil war or war of succession is headed for DPRK the day Kim Jong il dies

[returnoftheramble3]

clinton likes him. clinton is a fuckng loser with his worthless offspring as well. chealse or whatever her namesi s is ugly. fucking eat that shit. i'm not sure who is worse, her or the innocent obama kids. if you notice, our leaders all seem to have innocent whores who say things like 'daddy.'

[returnoftheramble3]

you're all being sold. whatever. we're all disposalbe and worthless.  i'm going to kill my family.

[returnoftheramble3]

just another fucking loser. he climbed and he knew that to stay in happy land he had to do whatever. life is not worth living. on my sde, can i kill campbell for my personal satisfaction? if wwe want to play that game.

[finnishzeldaman]

wow! Im sure that would be a nice product to buy...if only anyone SOLD IT HERE!

[LittleJoysmusic]

so not fucking funny, primetime writers should've stayed on strike

[returnoftheramble3]

@LittleJoysmusic let me get his picture.

[returnoftheramble3]

@LittleJoysmusic aw, kim jong un is cursed. ordinary people should all die for whatever reason. and you all wonder why we don't care about you.

[returnoftheramble3]

i suffer from hypotension sometimes. i always wondered what it would be like to go the other way. i get anxiety issues.

[illusionmagician]

PEOPLE. Go download Ad Blocker Plus and stop screaming your pants off. Just Google it and it's a free download. >_>

[Syvorji]

@illusionmagician You could always ignore them, by looking at a mirror.

[mp5m16ak47]

FUCK COMMERCIALS ON YOUTUBE

[chinaownseverything]

FUCK COMMERCIALS ON YOUTUBE !!!!!!!!!

[ganteng133]

@chinaownseverything i know, its ruining it. i wonder how long it will be before someone comes up with a competition for youtube with NO ads

[MarioBrosClassic]

@chinaownseverything l2 ad blocker

[BirgirZ]

@chinaownseverything

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[moneyjr1122]

@chinaownseverything THATS GOOGLE 4 U

[StandardSam1]

@chinaownseverything use firefox and then you can strip all of the ads out with adblock plus! I haven't seen ads for months on end!!! :))

[Xiphion]

i lol'd

[SammyTheHedhehog]

Ist das der amerikanische Harald Schmidt?

[JPTebbe]

@SammyTheHedhehog

Eigentlich genau andersherum - Schmidt ist der deutsche Letterman. Eine wahre Late-Night Legende!

[Killuminati911]

blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FF5 doenst work anymore mopney fags

[gotohellpunk]

@Killuminati911 FUCKKK i know......no more F5 fucking money grubbing bastards

[damachofrmBC]

fail~

[SmellsLikeNirvanna]

0:01

[george2648]

the usa makes north korea look evil when there really not they know better then ever nuking anyone cause we will completely destroy them they aint stupid stop being scared people u should b scared of the usa more there the ones with the reckless history

[MrNazgul571]

@george2648 every country has some kind of reckless history. just look at mine. But I think the most important is what people can do tomake their country near perfect.

[someguycalledgamekid]

Go forth, Brilliant Comrade! Lead the hard workers! Smash the evil capitalists! Shag the busty Lohan! Do, um, whatever else unknown people who suddenly get promoted to Generals by their father-heads-of-state do!

Four legs good, two legs baaad!

[gymkid1993]

fuck ads

[ULAZYCOOK]

LOL...!