The did not sink when it hit an iceberg, the Titanic sunk when it hit her. Her school was on an expedition trip to the pacific ocean, where someone accidently opened a bag or salt and viniger crisps, this led to the fat bitch you see here declaring she was hungry and began to devour every single item of food. There was no stopping her. Eventually she became hungry again, and decided to eat her friends, classmates and teachers. Even this could not fill this fat fucks HUGE stomach.
She was still hungry, so she decided to go swimming to see if there were and walruses, seals or whales to eat. Knowing she would be safe from the cold due to her thick wall of blubber and fat that lay beneath her skin, she jumped in...no wait, correction, she crawled over to the edge and attempted to climb over, flopping around like a fish out of water. Instead of climbing over the 4ft railing, she simple moved to one side and the boat capsized. She then begun to hunt for food.
While searching for whales to eat, it did not hear the drones of the titanics engine. Upon spotting this monstrocity, the captain attempted to turn, but...it was too late. The hull was crushed under the weight of 10 billion doritos. The coke and mentos in her stomach fell out and exploded as her stomach was ripped open by the propellers. The ship began to sink under the weight of her mountain corpse, eventually it snapped and sank to the bottom of the ocean, where it lies even now...
America.
Szgerle 7 months ago
fuck the harpoons.... use the giant fuckin saw thing
waabuffett 1 year ago
IM GON BAYH A PEHPSEH
beeftothetaco 1 year ago
She's lucky the paki behind the counter didn't thrust a harpoon at it ... XP
fenriz218 1 year ago
God damn dumbshit
theevolutionsolution 1 year ago
I DECLARE EXTERMINATUS ON THIS WORLD.
fragmaster345 1 year ago
Low orbit ion cannon standing by.
AnonAnonyAnon 1 year ago
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HerGuardianAngel1991 1 year ago
redneck inbreed bitch waste of life...please take daddys shot gun and blow your head off!
Goresselhoff 2 years ago 8
DURR HURR HURR DAT WAS SO FUNNAY!
Please Kill yourself before attempting to be funny again.
BRN606 2 years ago 6
an heroine plz
GuerrillaForce 2 years ago 5
plz plz plzkthxbai
Aff01000001 2 years ago 3
Kill it with fire!
strushkathell 2 years ago 5
Well, they are doing it BIG
itsgk 2 years ago
she has dem undapants on her hed HURR HURR
it looks like she was wearing that pair of underwear when she was making jenkem
beeftothetaco 2 years ago
Well, she has underwear on her head.
ThePsychoReturns 2 years ago 3
Lol, that's our local 7-11 too! Love it^^
Pachipokegirl 2 years ago
Man the harpoons
atoz0to9999 2 years ago 9
we're gonna need something bigger
kipchak 2 years ago 9
waddoo ai wawnt?
i dink i wawwnna papsih
CommanderHoskins 2 years ago 2
hurr goz *wheeze wheeze wheeze*
the man at the counter tried to falcon punch! her but his fist sank into her fat folds
CommanderHoskins 2 years ago 6
wat
Lance378 2 years ago
Is that a pair of underwear on her head?
Ieatbabies8 2 years ago
what the fuck is going on here
InvisibleRobotFish42 2 years ago 2
NIGGER
bellend181818 3 years ago 7
DOUBLE NIGGER
MonkeyBarn 2 years ago 4
God damn fat rednecks in my god damn 7-11.
LemunLyme 3 years ago 9
failed attempt at humor.
RAINBOWSCUZIMGAY 3 years ago 7
AHM OWN TEEVEE!
demonscrowley 3 years ago 4
The did not sink when it hit an iceberg, the Titanic sunk when it hit her. Her school was on an expedition trip to the pacific ocean, where someone accidently opened a bag or salt and viniger crisps, this led to the fat bitch you see here declaring she was hungry and began to devour every single item of food. There was no stopping her. Eventually she became hungry again, and decided to eat her friends, classmates and teachers. Even this could not fill this fat fucks HUGE stomach.
TheBurningPie 3 years ago 8
She was still hungry, so she decided to go swimming to see if there were and walruses, seals or whales to eat. Knowing she would be safe from the cold due to her thick wall of blubber and fat that lay beneath her skin, she jumped in...no wait, correction, she crawled over to the edge and attempted to climb over, flopping around like a fish out of water. Instead of climbing over the 4ft railing, she simple moved to one side and the boat capsized. She then begun to hunt for food.
TheBurningPie 3 years ago 8
While searching for whales to eat, it did not hear the drones of the titanics engine. Upon spotting this monstrocity, the captain attempted to turn, but...it was too late. The hull was crushed under the weight of 10 billion doritos. The coke and mentos in her stomach fell out and exploded as her stomach was ripped open by the propellers. The ship began to sink under the weight of her mountain corpse, eventually it snapped and sank to the bottom of the ocean, where it lies even now...
TheBurningPie 3 years ago 8
a+ would upvote again
as far as the video.... harpoons.
ahanix1988 3 years ago 3
... the FUCK just happened?
pseudocaveman 3 years ago 2
Commence harpooning
DieselGorrila 3 years ago 9
THE HARPOONS! MAN THEM
CaptainAnon42 3 years ago 9
Unfunny fatty.
SawdustProductions 3 years ago 2
NO.
SkaTaku 3 years ago 2
Why the fuck is there underwear on her head?
beamingatyou 3 years ago 3
Man the harpoons.
KamikazeKong 3 years ago 26
we're gonna need a bigger boat
aragax 3 years ago 26
The titanic would fucking sink if it hit her...
TheBurningPie 3 years ago 4
I think it did. Didn't you see the movie?
aragax 3 years ago 4
@KamikazeKong Fuck the Harpoons, use the Death Star.
DONKEY2119 1 year ago