The woman Shannon Mcabe on this video,No wonder she go Penn and Te to pay for her trip and hotel in Mexico. Nornally she gets animal welfare charities to pay for her holidays, Rolda has just spent thousands of donators money (Money meant for the care of the dogs) on sending Shannon to Florida on holiday..So Shannon just doing what she normally does,Scrounging off someone else to pay for her holiday
Amen,Clint945.All these phonies are too full of themselves to think rationally.Its about time that I started to see something else then the crap that these relifous fanatics were putting up and scaring the life blood out of everyone around.
a hippie scientist came up with a theory about time, inspired by a deep hallucinatory state, turns this into an algorithm representing time, which as it turns out has an end point.
he arbitrarily placed this end point at 2012 and claimed not to remember why he did so.
the guy was called 'Terrence McKenna', and the software is called 'timewave zero'.
then a guy named Daniel Pinchbeck came along and wrote
the first end of the world BS based on this stuff.
@Clint945 Good point :) Although its a widespread misconception, that indeed so many people would believe the world would end. There is a lot more that can happen during a year of culmination, such as 2012 might turn out to be. If there is one outstanding issue about 2012, it is profit. Yet if the crap should really hit the fan (any crap, any fan) it will be so "hollywoodized" and "scrutinized" that nobody is going to take it seriously. What a mess :D
well, lets not forget...what happened to the civilizations, when the Conquistadors came around and took over, the mayans maybe didnt have chance to finish lol APOCALYPSE is BS, like George carlin said.."The Planet is fine, The People are fcked"
Like mexican I don't like that crazy shit about the 2012 and even less if with people tha can say Chichen-itza (now try to say popocatepetl XD ) the world is not going to end!!!!! is just bullshit that someone start!!!!
don't forget, the mayans also knew the world was flat, with corners on the back of a crocodile, resting in a lily pond, supported by five differently colored trees. oh, and the beginning of the world (according to the mayans) is off by 4.5 billion years (they though 3000 b.c) so i don't think they should know when it ends... in fact they didn't say "end," that's just when their calender cycles... (courtesy of Neil Degrasse Tyson)
The mayans were the same people who sacrificed a person every night because they thought if they didn't- the sun wouldn't rise the next day... dumbasses
@midgetwars1 um, yeah they can. they are called astronomers. they have massive telescopes that can see all kinds of shit. and dont you think that they would be paying attention to the sun? do have any access to a science book? maby you should take a look at it.
"The Maya predicted the end of their civilization" for 12/21/2012? The problem: their civilization ended hundreds of years ago. Even if they WERE predicting the end of their society - and who can really say that's what they were doing - they were still wrong. I'm only 27 and already I've lived through dozens of "apocalypse" dates; even if the world does end in 2012, I still won't be impressed.
what i want to know is, wher the fuck these "evangelist" get ther info about tomorow? if jesus him self said,"not evenn I the son of god knows the day nor the hour" so wheres there proof?
when anybody reverences the mayan calender to justify 2012, that's bullshit, the mayans never said anything about the end of the world, the calender just kinda stops there =/
I read as many comments back as far as 12 pages, and apparently everyone is too stuck up their own ass and want to be considered right to realize there just so happens to be a nice set of boobs at 6:52 If we die or dont die take into consideration to enjoy the "things" given to you in life before 2012 and you could die happy. lol
P.S I dont think youtube knows this is probably the only video that doesnt censor everything lol
I wonder what Patrick's face would look like if he lives past 2012. I hope he doesn't do something stupid like commit suicide just because he believes he will die anyway.
On Dec 20th 2012, I will laugh my ass off at ALL those wackos who believed in the Dec 19th 2012 Apocalypse.
The END of the world has been prophesized WELL OVER 60 times. And in every single one of those well-over 60 prophecies, the earth ends up safe and sound. Why should we believe them? The most recent was a poem by Nostradamus, which was misinterpreted as a prophecy. And before that, Jehova's witnesses "foresaw" the end of the world in 1975. And before that, they did the same for 1914.
This bull shit is bull shit in 2012 we go pass the galaxies center and the sun is do for another solar storm that happens every 11 years. any one who says the world is going to end in 2012 is insane because know one knows that!? If you interview the craziest people that had nothing to do with the discovery of 2012 for a mockery all you will learn is insanity.
This is sad we might as well be throwing rocks at mentally handicap kids. shame.
Why are people fighting so hard to dispute 2012? Its right around the corner we'll see. I call bullshit on the fact they found some of the most nutty 2012 enthusiast out there I get its to be funny kinda like religulous but they do themselves a disservice making a mockery of the opposition. It would be much harder to take a real look at the work of Mckenna and others. Theres alot disinfo regarding 2012. People poke fun a Mayans and Pyramids then go spend money with pyramids on the back. lol
If you believe in any 'end of the world' fairytales now, you should kill yourself in 2012. That way you will prove your theory right(kinda) and rid the world of your presence. EVERYONE wins.
Wow! The Winter Solstice begins on December 21! Who knew? Well just about anybody who could put 2 and 2 together and follow the sunrise knew it. The Ancient Egyptians knew it, the Greeks knew it, the Romans had a feast for it (the Christians holidaynapped it!) and so do we because of all that fine work of those ancient people. Who knew?
Well, he got the sunspot part right. 1 out of 12 aint bad. The CME's expected for 2012 (All six of them) are not expected to be any worse than the March 1989 one that knocked out power in Quebec for a couple days. And that's if we are unlikely.
the mayans wrote periodic calanders. however the spanish came and conquered before the next cycle so the calander of 2012 was the last one to be produced!!!
The Mayans were very adept at astronomy and mathematics. If you're going to sit down and design a calendar, it *makes sense* to use the solstices as start and end points for a year. Our Gregorian calendar is utterly screwball by comparison... Silly Romans.
Anyway, the solstice explains the date.
As for the year: The calendar was inscribed on a circle. There's only so much circumference to play with, so they have to run out of years *eventually*.
@UbiquitousChe Ah. Very true. I Googled 'date of summer solstice' and it only gave me a couple links that were relevant. I wasn't sure where you were going with that at first. But now that you explained it, absolutely it makes sense. At the end of the day, There are a load of logical reasons for the calendar ending when it does besides it being the end of the world. Silly Romans indeed. :D
@azminivanracer It ends on that date because that's the end of the long count.. The long year.. It ends because it restarts....the same way ours does every year.
@azminivanracer they didn't "work it out". It's basically a series of wheels. As one makes a full circle, the next one rotates by one space, like a clock. Only instead of second, minute, hour hands, you have a day wheel, a month wheel, a year wheel, and an era wheel. It doesn't have to be "worked out" it just works like clockwork, literally. It also doesn't end any more than our clocks end when they reach 12 o'clock. And 2012 isn't even equivilent to 12, it's closer to 11 o'clock by analogy.
@azminivanracer sorry, just trying to be as thorough as possible in "500 characters or less". I do agree that the 2012 stuff is all bullshit... Besides, everybody knows the world will end on July 5th, 1998. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
@arkie74 vaguely, I was just a kid in the 80s and my family was traveling the world throughout most of it, so I didn't really get much time to watch much TV. Though, I do remember seeing Swaggart on the TV a few times. As for Jim Baker, the only Jim Baker I know of in the 80s played a role in a truely horrible science fiction show called "The Tripods". But what does this have to do with crazy, insane doomsday prophesies?
@luccaskunk jim baker and his crew (jimmy swaggert,oral roberts,pat robertson) came up with a date back in 88. and they all were just so full of shit,oral roberts told his followers that if he didnt get 7 million dollars by a certain date that "god would call him home" ,swaggert was caught in a cheep hotel with a hooker. baker went to prison for a while for fucking over people and taking ther money. the ring leader of the ptl scandel
@arkie74 that's not really an end of the world date though right? also, holy crap, seriously? Pat Robertson being a member of a group of crackpots? Oh, wait, it's Pat Robertson, yeah, that makes sense actually.
@luccaskunk no they did come up with a date,seems like it was september of 88'.i remember we were laughing about it in school, about how full of shit these guys were.
@azminivanracer see thats what im saying, its like after time you think that one time would come to work and one of them would say "fuck this i bet they already get it!"
@azminivanracer It actually just marked the end of a large galactic cycle which takes thousands of years to complete. Just like the moon revolves around the earth in 30 days, the rest of the heavenly bodies also follow a cyclical pattern. The Mayans managed to chart this out, and our largest galactic cycle happens to reset it's self in 2012.
It's no different from us knowing that Haley's Comet will reappear in 2061.
Only one argument is needed to shoot down the 2012 believers. Our calendar is based on the supposed birth of Jesus christ. Mayans didn't have much idea or interest in the christian calendar. Therefore their 2012 could've been already or way further to the future. Gargle down the taste of defeat.
omg stop putting shit into the mayans mouth they didnt predict the end of there own civilization, and they didnt predict the end of the world they predicted the end of evil and war, plus the calendar doesent end till march 24th 2011
Who would believe something the mayans came up with? a people who used to dig hearts out of living sacrifices? The people who believe this are fucktards
These fuckwits have writen 100's of articles, yet he cant even say the place name and by the looks of it, its their first trip there............Can you smell it .....that bovine fecal smell
I'm gonna watch the stock market drop just before 2012 then buy HELLA shares right after morons who believe that the world will end in 2012. This shit is gonna make me rich..hell ya
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The woman Shannon Mcabe on this video,No wonder she go Penn and Te to pay for her trip and hotel in Mexico. Nornally she gets animal welfare charities to pay for her holidays, Rolda has just spent thousands of donators money (Money meant for the care of the dogs) on sending Shannon to Florida on holiday..So Shannon just doing what she normally does,Scrounging off someone else to pay for her holiday
AFRA4Animals 3 weeks ago
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AFRA4Animals 3 weeks ago
When I want common sense, I ask Penn and Teller.
Milkaholiclisa 1 month ago
Actually, the world has allready ended, we are all dead, and stuck in an M Knight Shamalan movie...
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whisper6911 1 month ago
Fuck noah.
thesoulpilots 1 month ago
Noah was also ridiculed when he said there would be a world deluge.
Augalv 2 months ago
Amen,Clint945.All these phonies are too full of themselves to think rationally.Its about time that I started to see something else then the crap that these relifous fanatics were putting up and scaring the life blood out of everyone around.
MrKylhappy 2 months ago
The world didn't end in the year 1000 (people said it would)
It didn't end on Easter: April 5, 1534 (Return of christ apparently...)
It didn't end in 1666 (they said it would, although the fire of london happened.)
It didn't end in 1715 (Coming of christ... Again...)
It didn't end in 1809 (a magic chicken egg said so... Not Kidding... google it)
It didn't end in 1874 (Return of christ... I'm seeing a pattern here.)
It didn't end in 2000 (Y2K bug also... Return of christ...)
IT WON'T END IN 2012
Clint945 2 months ago 10
PEN AND TELLER ARE BULLSHIT!!!
seriously this is a half assed job if i ever saw one!
all they do is bring out some freaks and point their fingers, when they could actually
get to the very root of this issue en trace exactly how the myth got started.
but they make no attempt, assholes.
and btw: THE MAYANS DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE MORONS!!
they still exist, the president of Bolivia is one for fucks sake!
Whisper6911 1 month ago
@Whisper6911 its very simple:
a hippie scientist came up with a theory about time, inspired by a deep hallucinatory state, turns this into an algorithm representing time, which as it turns out has an end point.
he arbitrarily placed this end point at 2012 and claimed not to remember why he did so.
the guy was called 'Terrence McKenna', and the software is called 'timewave zero'.
then a guy named Daniel Pinchbeck came along and wrote
the first end of the world BS based on this stuff.
Whisper6911 1 month ago
@Whisper6911 and THAT is how the ball started rolling in the first place.
there is however 1 prediction found in the form of a stone carving.
it says: 'on dec 21, 2012 #######'
the ##### is worn off.
(i think it says 'we party like its 1999' :P)
Whisper6911 1 month ago
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Clint945 1 month ago
@Whisper6911
When we say Mayans we mean the ancient mayan civilization which is very different to the modern one.
The reason this is not explicitly stated is because they didn't expect anyone to be as stupid as to require this TOLD to them...
Also, anyone who actually physically believes in any of this is by definition a freak... so its hard to interview any non-freaks.
Clint945 1 month ago
@Clint945 Good point :) Although its a widespread misconception, that indeed so many people would believe the world would end. There is a lot more that can happen during a year of culmination, such as 2012 might turn out to be. If there is one outstanding issue about 2012, it is profit. Yet if the crap should really hit the fan (any crap, any fan) it will be so "hollywoodized" and "scrutinized" that nobody is going to take it seriously. What a mess :D
DarkIltis 3 days ago
these sum bitches are funny ass hell lmao
seanboy97 3 months ago
SEE?! SPECIAL SPOON!!
pvszrox1997 3 months ago
Holy cunt pickle!
markusrule 3 months ago 3
@magmablock Then apparently your sister is turning dead
FloridianAsshole22 4 months ago
thank the baby jesus for penn and teller
luciferslight100 4 months ago
@thabeatproject actually the number zero originated much earlier in india
kidwidacake 5 months ago
well, lets not forget...what happened to the civilizations, when the Conquistadors came around and took over, the mayans maybe didnt have chance to finish lol APOCALYPSE is BS, like George carlin said.."The Planet is fine, The People are fcked"
MrPissant90 5 months ago 2
Like mexican I don't like that crazy shit about the 2012 and even less if with people tha can say Chichen-itza (now try to say popocatepetl XD ) the world is not going to end!!!!! is just bullshit that someone start!!!!
P.S. I love this show
lavincelaya 5 months ago
don't forget, the mayans also knew the world was flat, with corners on the back of a crocodile, resting in a lily pond, supported by five differently colored trees. oh, and the beginning of the world (according to the mayans) is off by 4.5 billion years (they though 3000 b.c) so i don't think they should know when it ends... in fact they didn't say "end," that's just when their calender cycles... (courtesy of Neil Degrasse Tyson)
robotoop 5 months ago
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robotoop 5 months ago
December 21st is my sister's birthday.
...
lol
magmablock 6 months ago
The ending was golden.
apocalypse123 6 months ago
BURNED!!!
RazgrizDaemon 6 months ago
1 word for 2012: zombie apocalypse
Jormungrandrserpent 6 months ago
well i'll comment on this video in 2012 to spit in ppls faces if we're still here
Jormungrandrserpent 6 months ago
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The mayans were the same people who sacrificed a person every night because they thought if they didn't- the sun wouldn't rise the next day... dumbasses
snuffles101 6 months ago
The mayans were the same people who sacrificed a person every night because they thought if they didn't- the sun wouldn't rise the next day.
snuffles101 6 months ago
@snuffles101 Wrong
ThaBeatProject 5 months ago
@snuffles101 The mayans were the first civilization in introduce the ZERO in maths.
ThaBeatProject 5 months ago
its Y2K all over again, Im stocking up on powered food, toilet paper and ammo....water is too heavy Ill kill for it as I need it
beachbummm69 7 months ago 2
The part about the computer's not working anymore, that really made me feel terrible.
alwayson09 7 months ago
3:38 wrong way
34fy 7 months ago
4:18
What's a "Folar Fslare?"
dalek14mc 7 months ago
@dalek14mc i think that is when the sun decides to shit on the earth by throwing a solar flare at it to fuck with our cell phones and wi-fi!!
arkie74 7 months ago
@arkie74 that could happen. it also may not. nobody can predict it
midgetwars1 6 months ago
@midgetwars1 um, yeah they can. they are called astronomers. they have massive telescopes that can see all kinds of shit. and dont you think that they would be paying attention to the sun? do have any access to a science book? maby you should take a look at it.
arkie74 6 months ago
@arkie74 yeh, They have predicted a massive solar flare between 2011 and 2013.
midgetwars1 6 months ago
@midgetwars1 yeah not to long ago it came through.
arkie74 6 months ago
"The Maya predicted the end of their civilization" for 12/21/2012? The problem: their civilization ended hundreds of years ago. Even if they WERE predicting the end of their society - and who can really say that's what they were doing - they were still wrong. I'm only 27 and already I've lived through dozens of "apocalypse" dates; even if the world does end in 2012, I still won't be impressed.
cyanmanta 7 months ago 2
I like Maya
603229 7 months ago
All I heard was "cunt-pickle".
Yesitis808 7 months ago
Cuntpickle?
IoEstasCedonta 8 months ago
@IoEstasCedonta a pickled cucumber which is made by inserting a cucumber into a cunt and leaving it there for several day
bigmathafaka 8 months ago
ah hahahah, this is funny. The earth will not turn around due to polarity, only particles that are metals have polarity, NOT hydrogen or light!!
SpicyHam 8 months ago
SUNSPOT?! YIKES~!!!!!
y3ll0ch0c0lat3 8 months ago
Wasn't the scientist at the end with the british accent in end of the world,2012 discovery channel? He actually supported the theory of 2012
BestlikeMike 8 months ago
yay for boobies!
koolwalla 8 months ago
what i want to know is, wher the fuck these "evangelist" get ther info about tomorow? if jesus him self said,"not evenn I the son of god knows the day nor the hour" so wheres there proof?
arkie74 8 months ago
cuntpickle? LOL thats golden!!
BUMPERHUMPER21 8 months ago
No no may 21 2011
MrNDUDE16 8 months ago
@MrNDUDE16 Ain't gona happen.
boomshanka 8 months ago
when anybody reverences the mayan calender to justify 2012, that's bullshit, the mayans never said anything about the end of the world, the calender just kinda stops there =/
tarth74 9 months ago
OMG THE INTRO WAS FUCKING FUNNY! Penn and Teller kickass!
metalfreak4677 9 months ago
Okay everyone. December 21st, 2012 at midnight, you're all invited to play ultimate beer pong with me :D
AnimeAspieFanatic 9 months ago
the fat white bitch is pretty fuckable!!! big tit's
2222loko 9 months ago 2
lol we're here at Chitzen... the Hotel ^_^
panthakurai 9 months ago
Lol, Maya Pinup Calender
JayHammer27 9 months ago
Particles with a southern polarity? So this guy discovered magnetic monopoles and told nobody? Geez, he's gotta be smart.
giovanni9107 9 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!
lordmetal2 10 months ago
No computers will work...more than 99% of the world will die. The last remnants of humanity will be pornless
mikepjersey 10 months ago
@mikepjersey PORNLESS? ..i hope im one of the dead ones!
Tigerwyld 9 months ago
@mikepjersey
Pornless? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
WE MUST START MAKING PORN RESERVES, RIGHT NOW!
AGeekWithAShotgun 7 months ago
the worlds gonna end on 2012 because chuck norris said so!!
ToNyxJUJITSU 10 months ago
3 people are gonna die in 2012
dcel8 10 months ago
They had to carve their calendars into stone. At some point the juice wasn't worth the squeeze and they said 'Fuck it' and stopped. Simple as that.
drbrunch 10 months ago
Does anyone else thinks the things depicted in 6:30 looks like computers and microscopes? :)
warmsteel 10 months ago
@4:43,
That computer in the background looks like it belongs in a museum.
MegaAstrodude 10 months ago
The Mayans? The same fuckers who cut off peoples' heads to appease the gods?
mypalsatan 10 months ago
@mypalsatan they did? I knew about the Aztecs, but not that the Mayans did something like that. ^^
warmsteel 10 months ago
The blonde woman is pretty.
Pafuts 11 months ago
I read as many comments back as far as 12 pages, and apparently everyone is too stuck up their own ass and want to be considered right to realize there just so happens to be a nice set of boobs at 6:52 If we die or dont die take into consideration to enjoy the "things" given to you in life before 2012 and you could die happy. lol
P.S I dont think youtube knows this is probably the only video that doesnt censor everything lol
MansonFreak555 11 months ago
Maya's apocalypse was when conquistadors came to South America.
ionezgb 11 months ago
he may be full of shit but his accent is adorable
millenniumrelations 11 months ago
Dr.Rand isn't even his name, and his PHD is a fake
SexyArcanine666 1 year ago
I want to see Penn and Teller on orgasms
beepandbop 1 year ago
Hold on a second the poles have shifted that's why the birdsand fish passed away - that guy may be on to something.
Romovisque 1 year ago
Cunt pickle?
boredclub 1 year ago
The Thing that's really funny is if nothing happens some will be disappointed and try to make something happen.
Romovisque 1 year ago 3
I wonder what Patrick's face would look like if he lives past 2012. I hope he doesn't do something stupid like commit suicide just because he believes he will die anyway.
llgla 1 year ago 2
@llgla
too right. I hope NOBODY doesn anything foolish, though I think many people will :/
So many people are too gullible!
XxXTommo69 11 months ago
On Dec 20th 2012, I will laugh my ass off at ALL those wackos who believed in the Dec 19th 2012 Apocalypse.
The END of the world has been prophesized WELL OVER 60 times. And in every single one of those well-over 60 prophecies, the earth ends up safe and sound. Why should we believe them? The most recent was a poem by Nostradamus, which was misinterpreted as a prophecy. And before that, Jehova's witnesses "foresaw" the end of the world in 1975. And before that, they did the same for 1914.
sentidocomunve 1 year ago 3
@sentidocomunve
Too right mate!!!!
XxXTommo69 11 months ago
This bull shit is bull shit in 2012 we go pass the galaxies center and the sun is do for another solar storm that happens every 11 years. any one who says the world is going to end in 2012 is insane because know one knows that!? If you interview the craziest people that had nothing to do with the discovery of 2012 for a mockery all you will learn is insanity.
This is sad we might as well be throwing rocks at mentally handicap kids. shame.
Joelfwilson2 1 year ago
The Mayans said that it was the end of the great cycle and the start to a new one, not the END of the world.
elianamuah 1 year ago
Why are people fighting so hard to dispute 2012? Its right around the corner we'll see. I call bullshit on the fact they found some of the most nutty 2012 enthusiast out there I get its to be funny kinda like religulous but they do themselves a disservice making a mockery of the opposition. It would be much harder to take a real look at the work of Mckenna and others. Theres alot disinfo regarding 2012. People poke fun a Mayans and Pyramids then go spend money with pyramids on the back. lol
CommonCentsable 1 year ago
Penn and Teller I don't envy these guys a single dime they get......they are total entertainers
lndac02 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you cannot wait until 21st Decemeber 2012!
chocolat80 1 year ago
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chocolat80 1 year ago
holy cunt pickle?
RottingintheMidwest 1 year ago
HAHAHA tellers face at 1:27 XD
EDog1o1 1 year ago
HAHAHA tellers face at 2:27 XD
EDog1o1 1 year ago
if it's true, then take 2012 as the blessing it is.
a weeding out of the excess population.
robertgeorg 1 year ago
The World ended on March 1st 1994, when Bieber was born in this Universe.
PookeoResurrected1 1 year ago
Come December 22, 2012, I will be laughing my ass off at these fools! How can anyone really believe this shit?
misterzonker2584 1 year ago
If you believe in any 'end of the world' fairytales now, you should kill yourself in 2012. That way you will prove your theory right(kinda) and rid the world of your presence. EVERYONE wins.
DieJameSA 1 year ago
Wow! The Winter Solstice begins on December 21! Who knew? Well just about anybody who could put 2 and 2 together and follow the sunrise knew it. The Ancient Egyptians knew it, the Greeks knew it, the Romans had a feast for it (the Christians holidaynapped it!) and so do we because of all that fine work of those ancient people. Who knew?
jsessa51 1 year ago
Solar Flares don't work like that.. They just act as an EMP, they disable electricity. They can't push the Earth upside fucking down. What the fuck!?
poornation 1 year ago
I like the way the video ends!
danielfact 1 year ago
The Mayan's over shot the end of their civilization by a few years ya think?
atmdusty 1 year ago
Well, he got the sunspot part right. 1 out of 12 aint bad. The CME's expected for 2012 (All six of them) are not expected to be any worse than the March 1989 one that knocked out power in Quebec for a couple days. And that's if we are unlikely.
KellAnderson 1 year ago
The earth can be destroyed any second , any minute of any day
But the earth ending on a specific date is garbage
LOCOboiz 1 year ago
@LOCOboiz Well said, my friend.
xMalnoia 1 year ago
Imma be on December 22nd 2012. Ill go on this video.
Saying: "Blowjob time!"
Zirka4life 1 year ago
the mayans wrote periodic calanders. however the spanish came and conquered before the next cycle so the calander of 2012 was the last one to be produced!!!
Symphony48 1 year ago
fsdfds
BabysFace 1 year ago
if they'd go back in time to the mayans they would be like... NAAAW FUUUCKING WAAY YOU BELIEEVEEED THAT YOU FUCKIING TITFUCKED RETARDS!
PAINmedia 1 year ago
Teh world shall end when Lady gaga rapes jutin biebers sorry ass with an gang of rabies infected fucks...
PAINmedia 1 year ago
The world ended in 2009. When Dragon Ball Evolution was released.
:(
sentidocomunve 1 year ago 89
@sentidocomunve What? It was a faithful adaptation. It was the worst movie ever based on the worst cartoon ever. What did you expect?
Mysterious0Bob 1 year ago
@sentidocomunve Thats probably the most accurate statement ever made. What an abortion of a movie.
Icecreamconerainbow 1 year ago
@sentidocomunve
LOL, i was one of the unfortunate victims who sat through that fucking movie.
hellofaname 10 months ago
@sentidocomunve BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nowthatdayhascome7 9 months ago
Check out the rack on Shannon! Not bad for a chunky chick.
lupischuckle 1 year ago
why did the calendar end on dec 21 2012? probably because they just got tired of counting after working out a calendar 2000 years into the future...
azminivanracer 1 year ago 59
@azminivanracer they where killed by another tribe thats why the calendar ended in 2012
kempachi9 1 year ago
@azminivanracer most likely
RainbowManification 1 year ago
@azminivanracer That's just what I thought too. :D
Simniac 11 months ago
@azminivanracer
Here's a clue.
Google 'date of summer solstice'.
UbiquitousChe 11 months ago
@UbiquitousChe Alright...Give me a bit more. What am I looking for exactly?
azminivanracer 11 months ago
@azminivanracer
???
That's not enough?
The Mayans were very adept at astronomy and mathematics. If you're going to sit down and design a calendar, it *makes sense* to use the solstices as start and end points for a year. Our Gregorian calendar is utterly screwball by comparison... Silly Romans.
Anyway, the solstice explains the date.
As for the year: The calendar was inscribed on a circle. There's only so much circumference to play with, so they have to run out of years *eventually*.
UbiquitousChe 11 months ago
@UbiquitousChe Ah. Very true. I Googled 'date of summer solstice' and it only gave me a couple links that were relevant. I wasn't sure where you were going with that at first. But now that you explained it, absolutely it makes sense. At the end of the day, There are a load of logical reasons for the calendar ending when it does besides it being the end of the world. Silly Romans indeed. :D
azminivanracer 11 months ago
@azminivanracer It ends on that date because that's the end of the long count.. The long year.. It ends because it restarts....the same way ours does every year.
Iconoclast12100 10 months ago
@azminivanracer The calendar doesn't even actually end in 2012, it just rolls over like a giant time-keeping odometer
suzushirou 9 months ago
@azminivanracer 2000 years into the future? Man, try 4000 years. But goddamn are you right. It got dull as fuck so they did something else awesome
IamDayoldHate 9 months ago
@azminivanracer they didn't "work it out". It's basically a series of wheels. As one makes a full circle, the next one rotates by one space, like a clock. Only instead of second, minute, hour hands, you have a day wheel, a month wheel, a year wheel, and an era wheel. It doesn't have to be "worked out" it just works like clockwork, literally. It also doesn't end any more than our clocks end when they reach 12 o'clock. And 2012 isn't even equivilent to 12, it's closer to 11 o'clock by analogy.
luccaskunk 9 months ago
@luccaskunk woah. gear down big shifter...
azminivanracer 9 months ago
@azminivanracer sorry, just trying to be as thorough as possible in "500 characters or less". I do agree that the 2012 stuff is all bullshit... Besides, everybody knows the world will end on July 5th, 1998. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
luccaskunk 9 months ago 13
@luccaskunk lol its all good. and i agree. july 5th 1998 will be a hell of a day.
azminivanracer 9 months ago
@luccaskunk wasnt it supposed to be sep 1988?
arkie74 3 months ago in playlist Liked
@arkie74 No, July 5th, 1998. The X-ists are coming on that day, and they're going to slag Earth and turn it into a giant Stuckey's in Space.
luccaskunk 3 months ago
@luccaskunk ooohhh, ok i was just going on what the PTL said. you remember-jim baker jimmy swaggert and those guys back in the 80's?
arkie74 3 months ago
@arkie74 vaguely, I was just a kid in the 80s and my family was traveling the world throughout most of it, so I didn't really get much time to watch much TV. Though, I do remember seeing Swaggart on the TV a few times. As for Jim Baker, the only Jim Baker I know of in the 80s played a role in a truely horrible science fiction show called "The Tripods". But what does this have to do with crazy, insane doomsday prophesies?
luccaskunk 3 months ago
@luccaskunk jim baker and his crew (jimmy swaggert,oral roberts,pat robertson) came up with a date back in 88. and they all were just so full of shit,oral roberts told his followers that if he didnt get 7 million dollars by a certain date that "god would call him home" ,swaggert was caught in a cheep hotel with a hooker. baker went to prison for a while for fucking over people and taking ther money. the ring leader of the ptl scandel
arkie74 3 months ago
@arkie74 that's not really an end of the world date though right? also, holy crap, seriously? Pat Robertson being a member of a group of crackpots? Oh, wait, it's Pat Robertson, yeah, that makes sense actually.
luccaskunk 3 months ago
@luccaskunk no they did come up with a date,seems like it was september of 88'.i remember we were laughing about it in school, about how full of shit these guys were.
arkie74 3 months ago
@azminivanracer see thats what im saying, its like after time you think that one time would come to work and one of them would say "fuck this i bet they already get it!"
HaloKillaKid 9 months ago
@HaloKillaKid lol
azminivanracer 9 months ago
@azminivanracer It actually just marked the end of a large galactic cycle which takes thousands of years to complete. Just like the moon revolves around the earth in 30 days, the rest of the heavenly bodies also follow a cyclical pattern. The Mayans managed to chart this out, and our largest galactic cycle happens to reset it's self in 2012.
It's no different from us knowing that Haley's Comet will reappear in 2061.
MrJohnnyOldschool 7 months ago
@azminivanracer i bet they ran out of space and yes they can run out of space the mayan calender is circle
zombiedestruction 7 months ago
@zombiedestruction lol no doubt. the stone is only so big...haha
azminivanracer 7 months ago
the 2012 apocalypse is bullshit? reminded me of "im ron burgundy?"
Cptheadstomp420 1 year ago
Anyone like this belgian guy who believes in 2012 like that is going to be super embarrassed when it DOESN'T happen...
jtyler010 1 year ago 3
i think robin should have said holy cuntpickle in the 60s series of batman , that wouldve been ace
TheOneBlackSheep1973 1 year ago 2
an enormous, a garganted, gaga, gargation solar flare! LOL
pf37rss 1 year ago 3
Only one argument is needed to shoot down the 2012 believers. Our calendar is based on the supposed birth of Jesus christ. Mayans didn't have much idea or interest in the christian calendar. Therefore their 2012 could've been already or way further to the future. Gargle down the taste of defeat.
Exhaustfume 1 year ago 2
Don't this idiots who believe the world is going to end in 2012 and we're all going to die, realize that includes them.
lukesmailbox 1 year ago
omg stop putting shit into the mayans mouth they didnt predict the end of there own civilization, and they didnt predict the end of the world they predicted the end of evil and war, plus the calendar doesent end till march 24th 2011
wrigglyjiggly 1 year ago
at 5:55, did penn actually say "holy cuntpickle!" ???
robin1506 1 year ago 2
@QuantumQuacks There's a sucker born every minute.
zkr7a10 1 year ago
Were going to be laughing at the movie 2012 when its 2013!
blizzaria3000 1 year ago
I plain out "don't give a shit" we should have been all dead in 2000, so were are 12 years up!
gmont50 1 year ago
If the poles switched that would take years because that can actually happen, and all we would have to do is switch our compass' backwards
stickmanmaddude 1 year ago
HOOOOLY CUNTPICKLE
GameOwnerer 1 year ago
Who would believe something the mayans came up with? a people who used to dig hearts out of living sacrifices? The people who believe this are fucktards
TheAfterbanger 1 year ago
these two were in that one cartton movie it was lucha something
TheHardyzfan87 1 year ago
on dec 20, 2012 my mom turns 40 she said if this was real i would be pissed
TheHardyzfan87 1 year ago
the first guy just copied the plot of the Core
cliffwilson31 1 year ago
These fuckwits have writen 100's of articles, yet he cant even say the place name and by the looks of it, its their first trip there............Can you smell it .....that bovine fecal smell
stripymccatpuss 1 year ago
why wouln't computers work?
CDRaccoon 1 year ago
@CDRaccoon something about the magnetic field and blah blah blah bullshit
Metalhead197 1 year ago
@Metalhead197 oh okay thanks ^^
CDRaccoon 1 year ago
Youtube is full of idiots, the amount of people here who make comments saying that this 2012 hype is NOT bullsh*t only confirms this.
kingboobs20 1 year ago
1:02
"And I'll Blow ya!"
thehoaxbuster 1 year ago
I'm gonna watch the stock market drop just before 2012 then buy HELLA shares right after morons who believe that the world will end in 2012. This shit is gonna make me rich..hell ya
tkathryyn 1 year ago 2
Hey, even i know about the solar activity- rotation stuff. Every 10 years for 1-2 years or something right? LOL at the sun,earth, milkyway line :D
Arinator74 1 year ago
@QuantumQuacks What? as in the chocolate bar?? Youd actually find that were not due a perfect allignment for a good few thousand years.
Gazadaman86 1 year ago
The earths poles shifting over 2 -3 days, BULLSHIT!!!
Hasnt anyone even thought about something POSITIVE happening on 21/12/12? (despite me being 25 the day before :))
Its the yonks-old situation of religion and pessimism. I believe its when "The Spike" will start to take off......
Gazadaman86 1 year ago
people forget that ancient people were just regular people like you and me.
MikeSkiera 1 year ago
that german dude is a complete dumbass
collcity 1 year ago
Interesting! Bullshit none the less.
How is the nutty bitch at 7:45 gonna talk to The Mayans. Shitzenichsa
ponkkaa 1 year ago
3:01 mexican is aztec!!!! no mayan!
lifes40123 1 year ago
how stupid are people?
even the mayan say "that THe mayan calendar will end"
calendar will end calendar will end calendar will end
< just the fuckin calendar. not the world..
the calendar is just moving to the next precession of the equinoxes witch is aquarius..
mrblackout2000 1 year ago
My asshole itches. Will it make me gay if I scratch it?
SagginWillies 1 year ago 2
Teller's face at 1:04 is priceless.
Trouble2nite 1 year ago
The bullshit meter... its over 9000!
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