Dead Rising - Cutscene 5 - Zombies!!!

[Allsoproductions]

0:31 Ghouls (fallout refrence)

[KennethMoreland]

" Get the fuck outta my face, ya old fossil. "

[tanxenx36]

Ryan LaRosa: If those ain't zombies, what would you call 'em?

Frank West: Pine apples.

[JayMonoto]

"If those ain't zombies, what would you call them?"

FUCKING ZOMBIES YOU DUMB SHIT- wait...that's what you said...

[Kisukekiralissohot]

"If those ain't Zombies, what would you call them ?"

"the kids I knocked out of your mom having a tantrum for an allowance."

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Ryan LaRosa, shut the hell up. I'ma get barricade stuff when I damn well please! Good thing I can't "save" you either.

[JaroWars]

you know what the difference between zombie games and zombie movies is? for some reason, in the movies nobody calls them zombies ;)

[happyguy2able]

who let the zombies in???? grandma did!

[Sylvester3099]

Guy: If those aren't zombies, then what are they?

Frank: By their looks and t-shirts they ware i am guessing that they are Hannah Montana fans so by my calculations...were screwed...

[GrandchaseFan101]

Besides the old-man being pairable with Frank.I admire how brave he is.Hes acting like their only bugs for fucks-sake!

[GrandchaseFan101]

Man:Hey! This is no time to ogle pretty girls,son!

Me:Yeah! why would you flirt with this bitch when your lover could be someone that can handle a fucking zombie apocalypse?!

Frank:O_o

Man:W.T.F.?

What? Silly silly youtubers.You really didn't expect a slash-fan like me to pop out of nowhere now did you?

[WeaponXSigma]

Man: If those ain't zombies, what would you call 'em?

Me: .....Either Beiber fans or Sarah Palin supporters

[Andy32798]

"If those aren't zombies, then what are they?"

Frank:Umm...The walking dead,Living impared,infected,something only Sarah Palin could kill.

[GOREFANATIC27]

i never played the game. did the old lady die? and that pretty latin girl did she die?? lol

[crazyfingers7]

Guy: Zombies are stupid and slow.

Frank: "looks at him blankly" Like you?

[sopp0]

Guy: "If those aren't zombies, then what are they?"

frank: well juging by there pale skin and repulsivness to wimen i would sey the are WOW nerds"

[77death7]

0:37 man thats a brave photographer 2 be outside 2 show us what the zombies look like up close. better than frank ever was

[XxstarburnxX]

We will be safe in here with zombrex and people who aren't stupidier than zombie and get bitten

[lappenstomper8]

"if they are not zombies what would you call 'em ?"

me:Stupid ugly motherfuckers with ketchup on their shirts and so weak they can't break a glass wall ?"

[fare777]

If those ain't zombies! What would you call 'em?

Frank: Drunk and disorientated homeless people?

Him: Exac-What the f**K are you taken, drugs?

[hoaian1]

we call the trick or treat play ^^

[RKOHBK457]

if those aint zombies what would you call em'

people moaning and trying to get in willamette mall to get dead rising 2

[GoddessOfCats]

Guy: If those aren't zombies, what wouls you call them?!

Me:....Twilight fans?

[TeeHeeproductions117]

i call them undead infected SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

[alucard8881]

they're lined up at the door like its comic-con

[Crunchsnap]

If those are not zombies what would you call em?

Since they cant break through that weak glass....i would call them ....Pussies

[weenus5]

"If those arent zombies,then what are they?"Frank:Id say they were underbathed hobos angry with the government feeling the need to intrude a mall in colorado to get back at the "Man".

[SKULLBUNNY911]

Old Guy: If those ain't zombies, what would you call em?

Frank: Uhh...Disgruntled Citizens? Customers??

[xxPhantom14xx]

one zombie got no eye!!!

[dgriff1264]

Zombies don't like dogs, it's immoral

[gabbesimpsons]

better !

[nyuurocks]

Well,I'd say they are a fine assortment of gentlemen.*walks away*

[darkarceus16]

Seriously that old lady lets the zombies in over her stupid dog? The zombies arnt even touching the friggin dog! I hope she gets eaten!

[pivotmaniac10]

@darkarceus16 she does :P

[ISoHEoBASSIST]

@darkarceus16 yes she was

[robhondenkop2]

@darkarceus16 She gets eaten

[RipTupacShakur1]

2 short cutscreens... :((

[nikko7mya]

Frank comes in and screams "Let the family reunion begin! Every one is like, WTFrek

[nikko7mya]

Well, if those aren't zombies, what do you call them.

Drunken,Sick,Idiotic Emos!

XD

[powerpunch98]

u know wat if that old lady was with me trying to get that dog i would kill that bitch myself before anything happened

[atchersonj]

If he said: This is no time to oggle pretty girls, I woudl say: Wanna bet?

[ganados0]

Someone should show these cutscenes at other times of the day.

[Sharkboy967]

guy- If those aren't ZOMBIES then what would you cll them?

Frank-oh my gosh! THOSE AREN'T ZOMBIES THOSE ARE MY IN-LAWS D:<

[OneProof]

look at the bright side ..?

O_o

try to said that words to the Raccoon city survival ...

[giftdistel]

try to said that to what was once the English language?

[bloodshotclam]

i know sumtin scarier than zombies.......................­..im gonna call them barney the brain eating dinosours

[127ladiesman]

Guy: "If those aren't zombies, then what are they?"

Frank: "Well, judging from the way the move, the expressions on their faces and the fact they can't get through a weak glass door, I'd say they were... Retards."

[SniperCurse]

LOL nice one!

[Halo44327]

@127ladiesman Nah. N00Bs or people "dying" to get laid. lolz

[PNDRazor]

@127ladiesman Retards are stupid and slow

[giddy123456]

@PNDRazor zombies are as well

[wajalama]

@PNDRazor And zombies aren't in this game?

[tishma10]

Frank- did u say zombies?

Panicked Guy- No i said Ronald Mcdonald

[onemanarmy675]

id say cannibals, the only people that would go to extremes to NOT get a klondike bar

[kkfandude]

Id say druken rotten people

[clubpenguinfir]

If Those Aren't Zombies What do you call 'em? I call the them the raging homeless of america with costumes on

[ItIshMehXD]

I call them the friendly next door neighbor :D

[Alterbridge4evr]

i call them the learning impaired

[VGAfanatic]

Zombies are stupid and slow! A-hyuk!

[cosbyofthellamas]

0:38

CRACKZOMBIE!

[TehZaHl]

More like A CRACKZOMBIE PLAYING TROMBONE WHILE EATING PEANUT BUTTER

[cosbyofthellamas]

OMG, HEKC YES! UBERCRACKZOMBIE!

[danny128128]

hahahahah

[ltoaster]

good lip sync when frank says 'did you just say zombies'

[dezzitt13]

WELL ILL CALL THEM"freakish idiots that do drugs and cut their face ff and think zombies are real and eat people"

THATS WHAT ILL CALL'IM

[Dinospikester]

Guy: Zombies are stupid and slow.

One of the Zombies: Who you calling stupid and slow.

Another Zombie: We'll show you. Guys time to take out the plan.

*Madonna the Poodle comes*

Zombie: And he thinks were stupid eh? Our plan will work when that old hag sees her poodle outside with us.

Other Zombie: Yeah.....Heh heh heh suckers.

[luigifan07]

some zombies are on crack

[luigifan07]

lol, Madonna died XD

[farmerboy245]

Guy: "Those are zombies."

Zombie: "Who the fuck are you calling zombies, bitch?! We're here for the Mega Monday Madness Sale!"

Guy: "But on the bright side, zombies are stupid and slow."

Frank: "But five minutes from now, one of them is gonna kill you, so you don't don't deserve to talk JACK SHIT!!!"

[AllToastesToastToast]

haha lol

[molly1234567899]

hey leave the zombies alone they are not zombies just crazy shoppers!!

[devapein]

population IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danesposo]

wait wait wait wait wait! didn't that old man say zombies are stupid and slow?!?!how come he became zombie chow!what he meant to say was..im stupid and sow...

[FlyingDojo]

hahahahahaha, yeah. i think they dubbed over his voice. he was really moaning and shitting in his pants.

[ClassicToonFan64]

That stubby old man seemed like a reliable fella. It's a shame he becomes a snack for the zombies.

[sharpsh00ter100]

if those wernt zombies, i would call then drunken, beatup,mindless ppl XD

[KyranSparda]

No,I'd call them my drunk cousin who just ran over by a truck...

[stellato12]

why is the zombie scratching himself

[meepsss]

He's itchy, duh?

[tearsofgreengrass]

0:38

cmon the poor guy has a rash

ill pay you $100 bucks to do it

[jonatan1535]

zombie: hey we gonna shop brains open!

evry human : -hears- braaaninnssssss

frank: shut the fuck up

zombie: brbraaiiinnssss

[evan258]

damn frank was going to make a move and got cock blocked ;D

[americathefat101]

All this because of a 50% off sale at JC Penny's

[jnght]

@americathefat101 ....don't forget the BOGO sale at Macy's

[ogmogo]

"theres been more n more of em since last night."

i say "theres over nine thousand!!!!!".

[GodPlageon]

"Nine Thousand!?! There's No Way That Could Be Right!!!"

[DarkRisingLord]

-plays vegeta remix-

THE POPULATION IS OVER 30 THOUSAND!!!

[woo1693]

that lady is sooo fucking strong

[ogmogo]

she may be strong but me fighting issabella is like watching a monkey fail to throw poo. samuri and sledgy doesnt work on her

[viperdark132]

lol thats what happens when you do meth...you start to look like that lol

[joejoeyma1]

stoopid fukin lady screw that dog

[DominicJozwik]

u kno who frank remindes me of, johnny knoxville, only frank is bigger

[playerbam90]

and smarter

[matbrat33]

and a... um.... something

[ogmogo]

ooh frank does look like johnny Knoxville.

[DominicJozwik]

yeah, hey u kno wat i heard somewhere, they are filming jackass 3 already...cant wait

[ogmogo]

o rly? XD thats saweet cant wait for wee man.

[KaZeBaiL]

LOL the zombie at 0:38 is scratching himself .. maybe he has skin burn injuries.. lets let him in and give him a good treat! =D

[WittingStudios]

Maybe he just died?:

[arr0wsfr0mh3ll]

zombiees what make up sothey can look pretty when they eat yur brain in maybe yur left pinky =]

[zadV251]

the one zombie at 0:38 looks like the guy that trys to kill you in the beggining of resident evil 4 lol

[vaikima]

(zombie)hey let us in we wanna shop for brains!

[darklifevirus]

lol

[TheoriginalDRBOB]

yea h maybe if they let the zombies in they wouldnt have gotten pissed off and eaten the people...oh well!

[T0rp4u]

stupid and slow? not when they turn redeye

when they turn redeye they get faster, they hobble faster and possible do more damage. And if it weren't for that retarted lady and fucking Madonna, Frank wouldn't be in that mess and there would still be more than 20 people able to fight. Fucking A

[WhodYanickabolokov]

they hobble faster? bwuahahaha

[T0rp4u]

yes, zombies don't fully walk and they can't run, so they hobble

[crazykid91107]

wtf wat wouid zombies shop for makeup i know that....lol there like let me in i just wana shop and eat tha old ass holes brain for not letin us in we jus wana shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[realmscaper]

yh maybe they wanted some desent clothes lol and some makeup =]

[KeiranIs2007]

and maybe some stuff for a shower. :P

[FreelancerYork]

BRIAN!BRIAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

"brains" you moron...

[warewolf09]

hey you have to let the zobies in to shop zomies need stuff to

[playerbam90]

lol

[Archdemontrav]

*if there not zombie what would you call em* some badly hurt and burned drunks?/yea i guess so

[bloodybird2k6]

I guess Undead.

[Gortan123]

If those aint' zombies, what would you call em?

erm.... ehh... People who have not drunk a beer in 5 years?

XD

[mcrsoulja]

no you would call them World of Warcraft players who have no subscription left

[qwertyclan5000]

lol mcrsoulja...

id call them that to

[GEMATRIA33]

@mcrsoulja lol

[rukusa]

Frank West has got such an awesome design.

[ArtemisBlue]

Yeah, and his voice acting is the shit. Who's his voice,anyway? It sounds really rugged and awesomely manly :D

[darthcolonius]

All this because of a 50% off sale at JC Penny's

[ShadowXII]

Lmfao

[enjdjtnhderhjt]

:D :D

[smoosder]

lol

[KampferXeon]

@darthcolonius What? Bullshit! They told me it was 60% off!

[Overkill423]

@darthcolonius I heard it was for the Ipad

[folred]

since there slow cant you juke them?

[scorcher1232]

you'd be suprised on how they sneak up on you

[lordXrhesus]

"fuck this, im watching south park!"

XD

[lordXrhesus]

i would build a house and just sit back and watch tv...

game developers like

"wtf you doin!?"

and i'd be like

"fuck you bitch! i aint part of the world problems! hey. ya got zombies infesting a town? i dont give a damn! i aint involved with the worlds issues!"

xD

[lordXrhesus]

lmao...knowing how much of a ignorant dumbass i am..

i would go like "man, fuck you old man! FUCK ALL OF YALL!" and go to mcdonalds and by the big mac xD

i'd be singin the big mac mcdonalds rap song, while zombies are infesting the whole fucking mall xD

im eating a bigmac while zombies are walking around..HEY! i got an idea!

why doesnt frank hide in a trash can!

surely the zombies cant find him there! xD

[sensfan203]

this game is so cool

[disji]

man: if those ain't zombies what would you call 'em?

frank: uh.. junkies?

[woush1]

i would call them emos

[broccoli100]

they say its 53 349 ppl almost in this town, so how come u can kill over 60 000? :S

[imbored280]

wouldnt you get mad if you killed all the zombies and there was nothin else to kill?

[crshh]

Tourist season perhaps?

[JFunk1488]

I love it. "What? Did you just say zombies?"

[ptx12]

Did the old man survive with his massive library barricade?

[DoctorX431]

probly not

[halo10001]

I know what i`d call em.... BALLOONS, just imagine... it will be less scarier...

[HMVFilmer]

Zombies are stupid and slow?Maybe sometimes lol good thing they cant use guns ><

[HSD94]

Ah man, it even has that little kid Madonna as one of the survivors, but I never got to find her. Cuz if you look at the notebook in the pause menu in the game, madonna or dakota isn't there. I knew dakota already got killed when I saw that little movie after the main menu in the game.

[OMGITSZACHLINDEMANN]

Madonna's the dog. -_-

Plus, we don't know what happened to Dakota. Maybe the country music drove th zombies away.

[tam1001]

that old guy must be pretty wound up about losing his place in the retirement home to zombies

[sc0oterZ]

how do u rescue madonna?!

in the manual pg 16 at the bottom it has madonna as one of the survivors...

[punkrawcker91]

the cutscene that brings the zombies into the malls is so stupid. how the fuck does an old lady throw back two guys?

[sanitarishe]

did you just said RAVERS!?

[nesscypher]

how does a old lady overpower 2 mall security guards

[SGTGLENN]

the 4th zombie was he scraching his self

[Maverick13831]

lol he had an itch

[gangsterjc]

shudent that old guy be at the retirement home farting and watching ma guyver?

[AshenLao]

lol "zombies are stupid and slow" much like that old woman LOL

[sc0oterZ]

lol

[mcgazz07]

yer the woman is stupid but she isnt slow haha she gt the barracade oot the way n threw 2 guards off her lol

[m4gp13]

i'd call them ravers!

[kpak44wh]

its all *looks out the windows, puts armsup* PUPPYS!

[foxygrandpa626]

i wish that old guy would stay there when you get back so you can throw stuff at him

[TimbuckRules]

ha ha ha you never see that old coot again!!!

[otroweymas]

oh! zombies...