Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 40]

[brie849black]

You're sooooooo HOTHOTHOHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTH­OTHOTHOTHOTHOT! Happy REALLY late birthday. :)

[jessybessy143]

My name is Jessica, does that mean you love me?????? :D

[madisonkayne125]

You are so amazing 

[whaleorbieber]

0:36 he does look like a sex god ;)

[SDeezyFreak]

Lol oh I would so do that sex god ;D

[99ph99]

happeh bday (late)

[GayForBamMargera]

Swifty totally looks like a younger version of the guy from daybreakers in this SHWEET

[ILoveme2536]

00:38 - 00:47 SMEXY!!!!!!! also I swear in a bit of that he looked liked Michael Jackson  ( rest in peace ) lol HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

[bwpdylan]

swifty i have a tip for you if your parents walk in on you masturbating stare them straight in the eyes and finish

[RzrbladesonFire]

@bwpdylan That. Is nasty af. xDD

[mockingwiththedead]

here his hair is awesome :D makes me think of ronnie radke xD

[OriginalPinkPenguin]

Swifty, you are such an inspiration. I too am a vlogger living in AL. But I'm working towards some goals that will help get me to CALI. We love you Swifty!!! Thanks for being awesome!!!

[MetallicaSkater4]

Happy Super Duper Late Birthday Sexyness! :D

[AllTimeLowRocks99]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Lmao one year later

[tiaariss]

why does your hair look purple.

[diana55556]

you're so ATTRACTIVE

[TheTubz12]

ohmyfuckingawdd man your so welcom i just wanna hug you sweeetie pie

[ilavayou151]

0:39-0:47 Best part!! your so hot!! <3

[theouigirls]

im in love with ur fukin hair

[Fr1tzy687]

Crap, now i'm torn betwen killing Swifty and stealing that awesome mane of hair, or just letting him keep it and look on in awe.

[megabluebarry]

i love the 302763076 question LMFAO! "ok dis might be some type uh of entertainment for retards pfft it stupid it doesn't make any sense" THANKS FOR WATCHIN'! PAHEHEHEHE!

LOOOOL i couldn't stop watching that part! XD Love you swiffy!

[SkabznStuff]

whoa the ending of the video convinced me that swifty is in fact a sensible human being

[lxAdamxl]

Hmmm i replayed him coughing up loogies for about 5 mins... good thing i'm into that stuff or i'd be considered weird O.o

[thebubblearmy]

" whip cream flowin like waterfalls" lol!

[BLINKofANiee]

Cuz Im A Man! haha

[chilipepperangel89]

*Still* weirds me out (in the best way) hearing "Jessica, I love you".. o.O

[marc2weeks]

You a beast

[psychostink]

wow. i remember when you were 19. i loves you! <3

[TheNinjaNanner]

the sex god thing. so hot. just saying.

[MrKevi5143]

"Whatta queer little faggot" lol

[skyelerwilcox1020]

Your birthday is five days after mine :P 

[MonsterKittyBlows]

Thank you for making vids! :D

[xxpandabear8xx1]

Amazing eyes and shmexxxi hair. LOVE IT. :)

[jessie22331]

mmy name is jessica (crys)

[torisomerhalder]

you havent awnsered my questions lol

[TheLameTV]

you have blue hair? cool

[mrarabgamer]

I think that one guy meant m&ms are smarties.

[FaLlEnWiShEs123]

That was...beautiful

[RonnieSaysRAWR]

You always make me smile, Swifty. ^o^ Never stop doing videos and happy bday btw. c:

[44Millz]

"Did you ever get caught masterbating by your parents?" My dad walked in right about then. xD

HE'S BANNED ME FROM WATCHING ASK SWIFTY!

That doesnt stop me though.

LOVE YOU SWIFTY! oh and btw 00:38 - 00:44 is just another reason why i watch your videos x

[Whitedusk225]

*salutes* Keep on rockin it Swifty.

[iluvgekz15]

is that my shirt??ahhhhh lol

[TheBambam14ize]

77 people dont feel like a badass

[AlexVonVanity]

0:38-0:48

o.0 <333

[ixamxlaxdreamin]

Lmao. Meh names Jessyca...

[232juggalo]

"woooww *fixes hair, okay"

[mickeymouseluver123]

swifty u lost ur sexiness :'(

[BatteryCharged1]

1:04 right that is it! im changing my name to jessica, then this video will be played a million times in replay >:I....>:D

[oxelfyxo]

how do you get your hair so voluminous?

[SoDamnBionic]

swifty you look like a lesbian :/

[lm146021]

awww he looked like he was gonna cry:(

he sooo funny tooh all he basically talks about is having his penis in someones mouth or sex or his hair........love it!

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

lol when you said "and doing youtube professionally" i was like "haha professionally? there's nothing professional about you swifty. I like it" XD 

[pusiispusiindahdark]

yah dude tell ure mom i said thankyou

[MJKJOKER]

hey my birthday is on october 22 i swear :D

[44Millz]

Whipped cream poured like water falls!!! xD

[happiegal1081]

Omfg that whipcream thing is from some mary kate and ashley slumberparty :)

[jener98]

I feel special now, cause my name is Jessica lol You know, without the breaking the neck part.. Erm.. I love you too!

[jinxylovesdeath]

The whip cream part scares me XD

[iloveuskelanimals]

I am the one swifty I AM

[XDizzy360X]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FOR OCT 25 2010.

Coming from the mysterious land of 2011.

TURTLEZZ SMELL FUNNY!!!

[alexa030397]

I love how he fixes his hair like me :3

[kellysully248]

your normal voice ahhhhaa *insert orgasm here* ;D

[HallisonAnne]

HOLY CHEEZE!!!! :D!!!!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!

[CarleyShort]

YOU LEFT ALABAMA??? ...SHIZZ...I LIVE IN AL.

[gen1234x]

swifty i love you but you need to cut your hair. you were so fucking hot with short hair <3

[MalikSavesDaTriforce]

Bahhh!!! I Remember Your 21st Birthday :D

And Happy Mega Late Birthday

I'll Get You A Nice $2,000 Hooker Or Something

Of Maybe Some More Of That Orgasm Pie.... OR BOTH!1!! :"D

[SuperstarPrincess13]

MY FREAKIN NAME IS JESSICA!! lmao and ur eyes are stunning

[Yvonneybunny]

AWWIES he was tearing up!

and noo thank you you have an awesome show! and your blue eyes are simply beautiful.

[FredFan2961]

i just wanted to say your tweeting me (@Leosaur) today made me like SUUPPPER happy:3

[XsexytwinX]

GASP!!! swifty....said something to somebody....a week ago...?! oh. my. turtles. that would make my day!!!

[SN0WYmidN1GHTz]

Happy poop!

[JessieDotCoDotUk]

My name is Jessica and I would have taken you back if you didn't break my neck :cc Thanks matt D8

[ObsceneParanoia]

Awe, you get all shy and nervous/awkward when you try to genuinely express how you feel about your subscribers :p lol. We love ya Matt :) !

[SydneyIsHerself]

okay Matthew that tat is sexy. dont dare think otherwise

[Crazy86Girl]

:DD idk if you'll read this comment matt.

But ur freaking amazing :)

and i want to meet you one day.. uhh that didnt sound stalkerish at all ..

lmao

Bye..

[DoubleAA1713]

Swifty has the prettiest eyes :D

[1396jessie]

nice job for stealing my bros line



[starnettles2010]

Mines is October 20th I'm going to be 13 this year (2011)

[kakashiluver123100]

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!

[Epickris456]

2:18 and 2:38 I HAVE THAT FREAKING SLUMBER PARTY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!

[lillielullaby]

i hope you had a good birthday lol ,, so late i know c:

[SuperTaty99]

3:42 <3 sweet laugh :)

[SuperTaty99]

the Sex God part was sooo.... orgasmic!!

[xXAulexanaKissXx]

Well I love you Swifty! A fan till the end = )

[LeBeachCafe]

I went to your channel to unsubscribe but this video was on autoplay and convinced me not to. I doubt you're reading this but I just wanted to say.

[swiftkaratechop]

@LeBeachCafe haha thx n_n

[YourFriendCarmen]

@swiftkaratechop You are so fucking cool. :DD

[MJKJOKER]

@swiftkaratechop oh my god a vlogger that actually answers comments :P O_o :D

[MusicsLove13]

sexy :)



[sushidude1]

like the long hair but it needs to be straitened

[1imbAl33t]

Used to be fun :/

[palpatine17]

This guy is gay and retarded.

[punkmcool]

happy 6 months belated bday =E

[vickmares]

to me he's a lot cuter when he acts grown up, like the last part of the video, i used to watch all his videos but they were getting annoying........

[MrKeenerBeener]

YOU NEED A HAIRCUT!

[Scrudproductions]

I'm in love

[MitchieDavisss]

I love how when told he looks like a sex god, he automatically assumes it has to do with his hair (not saying it doesn't).

[reaperdeathgod1]

no offense... but you look like MJ; not kidding, with the aviators, you really do

[KoriWearsPrada]

You are so freaking cute.

I'm in love with your voice.

[ohemgeeitslizz]

eyes <3

[joseph15155]

i live in alabama! woah haha

[CoffeeLoveChaos]

Followed a random link from TotallySketch's channel, 5 seconds into this video and I'm subscribing for the blue eyes.

[DJTopSmart]

Happy Birthday !!!

[BronzeGamer7]

LOL

[StreetLightTraffic]

I spit my drink out at 1:19

[iloveujace]

One word : Adorable!

[whitneycummins]

WILL YOU GIVE ME SHOUT OUT!!!!! PLEASE.

[RickWinston]

He looks.. He looks.. He looks.. Fresh? compared to the other vids. lmao sorry for lack of better words man.

[kwaylot]

"whats your best orgasmic face??" lmfaooo

[1blondie0]

what movie is that from...? the kid saying, "caramel coconut creme!" with really big eyes and looks really creepy and its in slow motion...maybe it's a commercial, but still tell me, soomebody has to know.

[thatsnotsogood]

I'd tap that xD 2:04

[CaptivatingPower]

But it's not his birthday.. o_o

"Uploaded by swiftkaratechop on Oct 25, 2010"

[lol21223]

Happy extremely late birthday Swifty!

[turboswaglove15]

You're cool, dude. :D

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

Happy B-Day,you sexy beast!

[xCodeh]

It looks like your trying to be and act like Shane Dawson.

[iDream60]

lol itz not his birthday!lnoob....

[TheCourtnah]

PUT IT IN THA PIZZA!

[Awesomgurl10]

Haha, you like penis. xD

[cherishthequeen]

You welcome

[ProfesionalCakeEater]

Happy Birthday Swifty!!!!!! can i have some of that cake plz!!

[FocusbarWoW]

wtf

[lozza98100]

happy birthday babee :)

[xxJulieFlugtxx]

AWH, a soft moment.

Did you get some birthdaysex, you sexy animal? Was that too much?

[FlyinButterFly]

2:44 and on you're bad at expressing your feelings

but that was cute.. it was fun watching you embarrass yourself lol

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

happy birthday you majestic sex god

[MaDhAtT3rMimi7]

When the sex god thing came up I think I literally had an eye-gasm. O_O *drools*

[777ilovelife]

Hbd and I love you plus Shane Dawson sent me

[squeeky95]

Your birthday is 15 days after mine. :D October 10, baybay!

[lizboo411]

Pretty Eyes!!!!! AHHHH :D .. that is all.

[Katey680]

YOU'RE SO CUTE!! CAN I KEEP YOU?

[TheBROOKE469]

you remind me of edward siccor hands

[TheReadySetfan1ILUVJ]

at 1:18 i literally COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

[TrippleJay123jblover]

i find it hilarious how "you are the sex." got 69 votes.



[PepperThePumaKAT]

@TrippleJay123jblover Lmfao I swear, I was just about to type that!

[TrippleJay123jblover]

i find it hilarious how "you are the sex." got 69 votes.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

the end was so sincere <3

[halliehicks]

can i pluck ur eyebrows? thats my question haha :)

[cornalfrogymaster]

awesome vid

[mymountain1019]

Is it just me or does like every youtuner live in california?!?! Ok obviously not everyone but shane dawson, smosh, swiftkaratechp, olgakay, the fine bros.......

[kryptonitekeelie]

I still remember your first videos, especially the one where you go: "EEEEH I'M A DINOSAUURR EEEEEEEEEEE!" xD <3

[Adiayourock2]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Swifty!

[daydraloon]

It makes me sad that I will never meet you!! Your adorable haha. <3 <3

[DrinkCement]

*GASP* :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT ily <3

0:40 - 0:49 is just another reason why I watch your videos :D

Yknow at the end? Was it getting awkward for you because you were gonna cry. I dont wanna see you cry but secretly i do. But so what cuz Shane Dawson cries in a few of his videos and hes still awesome. So you will be too. :3

[MyPiderman]

holy shit no way october 25th is my girl freinds birth day

[DaniiiRawrrr]

Happy Birthday(:

[lionsfromnantucket]

Okay... That actually was sexy in the beginning...just a... Just a tad...

[davinjacob]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTTTTTTTTTTTT: why does my penis bent to the left slightly when i pee???

[FightfortheRight741]

GUess whos birthday is oct 25th as well :D



[LexieRhi333]

Awwwwwwww Swifty, we love you too!

[WoahWoahWoahChika]

MY BIRTHDAY IS RIGHT AFTER YOURS!!!! happist birthday... Even if It was forever ago

[TheDannywinslow]

Happy Birthday :D your amazing 8D <3

[EmilyDenmark]

It was so weird seeing you being all serious. But I liked it :)

[Firegoddess014]

God I love you:) To bad I'm underage:(

[DPfan13]

pause 3:57

[rubbererduckeheh]

at 2:42....hes normal o_O

[Dustlandindie]

n'aww what a babe :')

[maddiecass]

Aw, ur welcom swifty. <3

[livibug98]

ew! you're old!

JK i love you:3

[WeAllKnowArtIsHard]

someone needs to make a GIF of swifty whipping his hair around like a sex god

[123boobster]

just getting prepaired for the new season of ask swifty yay

[graciegirl123ful]

My name is Jessica I'm 21 and I really like sex gods

[6090Ben]

how do you keep your hair so fucking beautiful?

[ashleykx28]

ur really sexy...........ummm BYE

[will83tnt]

you were so crazy then you were all calm lol

[KitKatie12]

Happy late birthday :D 0:38 - 0:47 Hott.[:

[SophyTheStrange]

Omg I could have done that tattoo sooo much better,, stupid amatures ruining gorgeous guys ><

[ThePuglover05]

matt i love u, you're the best <33

[MrWasu24]

Matt you're so gorgeous :)

[pineaple0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[ohcarli]

you look like michael jackson in this video.

P.S. jdogg owns the poon



[theYinEMY]

0:38 - 0:47 ..i'm in love...