Dumb Newscast

[themaxruler]

hilarious intro 0:00 :)

[soupizcool]

I just noticed it should be:

Aliens!!!

Wtf?

[wellerious]

this is funny! It looks filmed in front of a green screen. I saw something like this once. It was called The Over-Exaggeration News. anyway great video.

[wellerious]

vxcbn

[MiniPunkLove]

THE OZZFEST GRAPHIC

[maxspeed80000]

ohhh hell no lol

[TheMisterKibe]

Good thing we still have black doctor to heal us all.

[williambirkin1]

@TheMisterKibe

No Black Doctor is really smart

[ibrumaire]

12 people attended OzzFest

[jjboy203]

@ibrumaire 36,785 people don't care about your comment

[romanrazors]

@ibrumaire 37,668 people don't care about your comment.

[ibrumaire]

12 people attended OzFest

[DrummingBonham]

Aliens! Wtf?

[truthIsStranger]

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

[Xiro5]

this is my favorite sketch of theirs, they're so good at everything they do, Miss March was awesome too

[twilightpheonix123]

11 people must be mall bitches

[Yellie876]

"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT MAN?"

[TheWhitestKidUKnow87]

Haha, my favorite one! Oh, and guys, you're supposed to hear Brian (Zach) in the background. It adds to the humor. Hahaha!

[Jakepizza24]

Hangin out with all my friends, Friends are friends until the end, Mall Bitchessss

[TheWigglyTurtle]

You can hear Zach (Brian) yelling back.

[MrPuccapucca]

I love the way he says graphic...geniuses...

[kakarot108]

I would watch this news station if it were real.

[TheWigglyTurtle]

Music channel television news newscast.

Say that fast 3 times.

[worstgamefinder]

lol mall bitches

[Maddolis]

After all the violent, sexual and sometimes racist jokes, the WKUK crew have finally gone over the line by subjecting us to Mall Bitches.

[ManDudeYeah]

I'm gay.

[MrPuccapucca]

@ManDudeYeah Me too!

[professor6161]

The director of Mall Bitches would still be here.

[MrCouchpotato93]

it sucks to know that if this actually happend, bush wouls still be around

[Chiefsfan2161]

Billo The clown would definitely still be here



[xzc426]

lol funny shit. I like how ozzfest is unaffected by the lack of intelligent people, lol :P

[DyingRose1334]

The button that starts Mall Bitches, stops Mall Bitches!

[globfrob]

OMG, I CNT STOP LAUGHING!

[KingdomBockius]

You can hear Brian talking in the background, you have to listen very closely.

[KillerPanda420420]

yea sorry bout that mall bitches marathon lol

[Lirossy]

mall bitches and then the ''alien wtf'' picture in the corner...lmao

[jorel658]

whatchtalking about BITCH...

[ammonsbliss]

haha, laughed my ass off at the green screen fail!

[DisturbedParadise]

This button stops mall bitches. ha

[endzonebiker411]

i swear i pissed my pants =)

[Grym1337]

Wouldn't Fox new still be around?

[W1ZZZARD]

Yeah that's probably why they're the highest rated news channel.

[tangsaver1]

only a stupid liberal would say that

[efpro]

LOL, so true

[lech123456]

@Grym1337 I'm pretty sure Glenn Beck would still be around.

[xDremix]

@lech123456 hahahaha, mean but hella funny

[xx4coryH]

lol watch scarin babies

[KDProductions092]

YA! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

[SnowDemonKat]

PAY ATTENTION! THIS BUTTON! LMAO

[greenninja5150]

Shoulda been the first button you checked! LOL

[vanillagorilla3000]

That button that turns on mall bitches is also the translator from the alien negotiation one. In reality its just an av switcher box, isn't that hollywood-isious?

[Degango]

For the first few minutes I thought it was a rerun of Fox News.

[youtuguru]

You mean it wasn't? Man, I thought I was getting my daily force-feed!

[supercoolsunday]

shit

[britishagentTV]

Click "Options," uncheck "Hide profanity in comments."

You're good to go.

[sethdavid1997]

no they are not

[Asher00000]

lol i thought the table was starting to move until he said that i was the camera lol

[Roopa132]

and that's why you weren't abducted lol

[hiyall1001]

ROFL LMFAO

[Rekaeusu]

lol mall bitches

[unity9]

This news feed is better than Fox news.

[BriarsAndBones]

Wait... reading the comments, I feel like I missed something... where's Dane Cook?! Or did someone say something about Dane Cook... Wow, my head's gonna explode now... -_-

On another note, I love this video with a passion. xD

[lpfann]

dane cook is funny. He doesnt steal jokes, and ya he yells and walks around alot but so what. Its like his thing

[rayne1170]

ohhh that was great! haha :)

[COBHCINYOURFACE]

brian should try to get real a job as a camera man cuz he is doing a good job and would really fit in maybe on like the colbert report

[nfrog]

You know it.

[woody0900]

fuckin brian! (dane cook referance) ;)

[xxgilsxx]

if dane cook guest stared on whitest kids u know it be soo sick

[soldierofawasteland]

and very unfunny

[DanSealey47]

I agree. Dane Cook isn't even funny. He just steals jokes and yells.

[FlareFoot57]

Yeh, Dane Cook starts every damn joke with "So the other day..."

[umahuma4]

who the fuck is controling the nuclear ICBMS?

[gillece]

the nuclear hubba wut?

[umahuma4]

whos controling the nuclear missiles

[dudeguy332]

lol, thats a great question

[umahuma4]

there probably going

"hey, bill, i wonder what happens when i put this key, does it like, open a door or something, let see what happens, it must be really important because you have to turn one to, ok , lets see what happens.

*missiles launch*

[umahuma4]

damnit derk, you hit the mall bitches marrathon

[G0dsGift2W0men]

man somehow i always know WKUK will do something stupid like this and somehow i still laugh so damn hard everytime.

these guys are epic

[hghs91]

wonder if any news shows had a clusterfuck of mistakes like this

[gobombers85stegall]

It's called Fox haha

[metroiddude]

Lololololol

[KhaiaShadow]

I could see MTV playing a show called Mall Bitches. Heaven forbid they play something music related.

[ChronostheNoob]

that was fucking hilarious

[STroB]

3:05 i rofled wen the Alien thing came up again xD

[ramonesaudibert]

That's right: Ozzfest - not affected by the abduction of all the world's smart people.

=D

[joaon99]

love the second half. "sometimes i wonder why wasn't i abducted..." hahahahhahaha

[RandomELK]

Oh, DAMN that's hilarious! Fuck, seriously that was awesome!

[ShadowsBekon]

PUT UP THE OZZFEST GRAPHIC

[StepManiaMaster]

lol the music that plays during mall bitches has been used on almost every MTV/VH1 show I've ever seen!

[Lunatasma]

My guess is that Mall Bitches is a parody of Laguna Beach/The Hills/other dumb shows, and that channel was obviously MTV.

God damn, that channel is awful now.

[daniellafob]

yeah... i prefer mtv hits than normal mtv that is so ruined now a days :S i mean... tilla tekila, from g's to gents..? wtf??

[Lunatasma]

No, I mean back a decade. I was one year old when I first started watching Beavis & Butthead and it was wonderful. Still is. <3

[WKUKRULES]

It would be funnier if it was "Tenneesee News"

[MadTurnip77]

lmao mall bitches!

[hardcorekid51392]

Mall bitches marathon!!!!! LMFAO

[1pygmychimp]

haha the icon "aliens wtf"

[angelmarine1292]

I cried I laughed so hard.

[theblackparade4evrr]

brian! thats the one im using! uh-uh. yuh-huh! the light's on!

lol

[daniellafob]

I'm going to the mall xD

[residentevilfreak22]

LMFAO 3:50 - 3:57

ozzfest, aliens wtf, and mall bitches

my perfect news story.

[akkuyuki]

what about fox?

[smiechtel]

The end XD

[browncowed]

I lmfao'ed irl when that "aliens wtf" sign popped up.

[radicalnation]

Mall Bitcheeeeeeehhhhssss.

[phantomkitty1234]

i laughed when the sighns just popped up

[ricosity]

that was so classic when mall bitches came up

[cooliodiddy]

But Lamb of God played at Ozzfest....

[perleatsworld]

exactly

[xfangsupSANTIx]

lmfaooo "thats right. ozzfest not affected by the abduction of all the smart people"

hahahahaha

[ldg1414]

Reminds me of the movie idiocracy.

[ijustkeepitreal]

Mall Bitches is a funny word

[demoncake1329]

hahaha i fucking love this

i love it when mall bitches comes up. XD

[didsomebodysayme]

ha, funny every time

[Vin2241]

Can't believe Kayla is such a bitch and secretly dating Jordan what a fucking bitch.

[Juniper06]

Nearly turned this off after the first two minutes, but glad I stayed for the end. Funny stuff.

[lyublyutatu]

I know, me too. But WKUK always delivers!

[orbasm5]

lmao good shiiiizzzzzzzzzz

[RickardoMute]

When i first saw this i Laurghed So Dang HArd

[freshlikemastercheif]

lol the graphics pop up during mall bitches

[superspongenova]

OH GOD THE OVERLAYERING ISSUES

[Rauldy707]

haha. Brian thats the one im using! yah-huh

[bringbackthemetal]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MALL BITCHES

[GreyxNinja]

lol. I would so watch mall bitches!

[Stmurda23]

me deuce

[MastaRikta]

"Mall Bitches" actually looks like one of the better teen dramas, haha.

[BerserkReap909]

Sometimes idk why I wasnt abducted "CRASH" LMFAO!!!

[fatsug50]

i bet tom crusie got pretty sad when the aliens didn't take him with them :D

[ironman000795]

HA HA! EPIC WINN!

[SinsOfTheAutumn]

i laughed so fucking hard when the ozzfest pick went up!

[DiskreetAssassin35]

well im still here so what does that make me?........o-O

[replymycomments]

bitch

[DiskreetAssassin35]

lol good one, but no, it makes me the smartist dumb person!!!

[WindWalker940]

isnt aliens going to abduct u then?

[ultimatekai]

PUT UP THE OZZFEST GRAPHIC.

[Classikpunk1976]

lol hipsters

[fruitsbasketanime]

Hahahahahahha mall bitches.

[ijustgotrabies]

i am subscribing to this channel....this is funny as shit

[kalikovisionmaster]

it's all whitest kids u' know sketches. no original content. but whitest kids is soooo funny

[emneme]

wait... does this mean trevor finally swore?

[assassin7999]

omg lol my stomach hurts

[MUHAHAHA555]

mall bitches

lol

[SilvrDragon52]

HAHAHAHA great skit. WKUK never let me down

[GNFilm]

I think there will be a show called 'Mall Bitches' on MTV very soon. Haha.

[eggheadnin]

heh mall bitches

[mellenpodz]

Mall Bitches. Its wats only on MTV anymore!

[avenuebjade]

Hahaha mall bitches.

[Proletar1at]

Brilliant!

[Bucetinho]

HAHA you can hear brian speaking in the background!

[lucasroxdanoobz]

is mall bitches real?

[shelbyinyoface]

nope.

[Tkreft1128]

This is amazing. WKUK for the Obama Cabinet.

[redkelley]

oh hell ya!

[Lorizh]

LOL Mall Bitches!

[k12970]

I love when the ozzfest thing appears 4 the 1st time LOL

[evilgenius911]

Ozzfest, not effected

haha

[TwoGuysWithPants]

is he supposed to be a dumb raver?

[fobsessivegirl13]

the button that starts mall bitches, stops mall bitches!

lmao

[furnitureskate]

ik like poooop yo know!

[swanpatrol]

love how Trevor's dressed as a hipster :)

[fullautofury]

In Mall Bitches, they say "bitch" like 15 times. This and Chaplin were the best sketches in the episode.

[XemokidpaintedblackX]

lol...mall bitches...lol "god. sometimes i dont know why I wasn't abducted" *sits* *table falls*

[xMeikox]

OH. I WANT to see that bitch at the mall! lmao

[MiniMaxis468]

lol

[cwsnow]

YOURE THE BITCH

[humorbot]

This was my favorite of the new sketches! I love the ongoing fight between Trevor and Zach

[Cymbalinetripper]

Just like the movie Idiocracy. Minus the aliens, of course.

[buwka]

that shit was a documentary of the future T.T

[mlfm256]

so true, when i saw this that was the first thing that came to mind.

[awkookrenewed]

i was chatting with trevor while this was premiering!

[girlygracie504123]

OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I EVER SAW. its so hilarious. i love him fighting with brian and then mall bitches coming on. LMFAO.

[Maplax]

"Brian put a button, and that made Mall bitches start play, and it took us long time before we figure out how to turn it off." and then "Brian, pay attention: the button that starts Mall Bitches, stops Bitches." . Yay~!

[dudeman747]

i lol'd so hard when i saw this for the first time.