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  • buffalos

    

  • Lace up btw

  • 216 chip

  • 216, 2GunClips!

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  • Chip Tha Rip

  • Like if Chip brought you here.

  • follow me chip @jake_ovoxo

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  • Seahorses. Fo-evah,

  • Not on acid or in a closet*

  • You're all a bunch of ignorant angry people. First of all...who the fuck cares if he's on acid, watching tv, sitting in a closet, outside, sober, not sober, playing with his balls or what...who reeeeeeaaalllly gives a shit? Not only that, but NONE of you were there....how the fuck can you all say so surely that you KNOW what he was doing at the time? Especially when the creator of the video said hes not...or at least the one who posted the video. Just watch the ficking video and move on

  • WTF

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  • @jenepasvousamour yes, me. Another reminder that he and I have different tastes in almost everything, including this clip. Ah, well.

  • Did Arthur Darvill bring anyone else here?

  • great Job. animation is perfect..... lizard makes it..

  • LSD

  • @stopstickers DSL

  • I want that 3:31 minutes of my life back.

  • Wasn't he high on acid

  • @TACOxCLANx no, it was a fungal infection

  • hahaha AWESOME!!!

  • lmao i play with the dude on runes of magic lmfao

  • Captain knotts

  • dont do drugs

    

  • Start at 0:45

  • Start at 0:45

  • not my chair not my problem, that's what I say

  • not my chair not my problem, thats what I say

  • wow

  • not my chair, not my problem. that's what i say.

  • @PlzSuckMyDickVEVO the fucking quote of my life.

  • translate audio and at 2:05 read what it says

  • when my fiancé played showed me this video it cracked me up. this is one of the funnies videos I've seen in a long time

  • This is freekin awesome. Anybody who had been in this 'place' during a trip of a lifetime. Should concur

  • you need a hobby

    

  • im the tree minster!

  • Freaking awesome!

  • i just got dumber from watching this... great recommendation Jessica!

  • @leslieannmorell don't look into aspects of something that express an opinion when it isn't even there! This is not a rant about "uber modern society" what the fuck? That doesn't even make sense. Uber modern? You mean contemporary society?

  • 169 

  • 5..6..4..3. yeah right! Who paid for that floor? Not me! No way!  Not once, not never! ..it's not my chair, not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say."

  • What...WAS that....XD so random.

  • No way. You know what I hate? Parking tickets. I hate 'em. Who is this guy putting them on my car? One day, I'm gonna show up when he's writing that ticket and break his face. It's in the Bible. Read it. An eye for an eye. Yeah, I'm religious. Jesus loves me. I pray. I love carpet. Have you ever just sat on carpet? You know the really fluffy kind? No way. Linoleum sucks. No way. Never would I have linoleum in my house. Never. You won't find it in my house. Just carpet. Carpet and love.

  • im not sure if it is a song buddy

  • i first saw this about 3 years ago. i watch it whenever i get fed up with all the stupidity one has to deal with in our uber-modern society. this is a great rant - and the animation added is hysterical. i feel like this guy all the time - who paid for that floor, whose chair is that, not my chair not my problem, and i love lighthouses and seahorses! GREAT RANT!!!!! drop the drug argument, who cares!

  • i first saw this about 3 years ago. i watch it whenever i get fed up with all the stupidity one has to deal with in our uber-modern society.  this is a great rant - and the animation added is hysterical. i feel like this guy all the time - who paid for that floor, whose chair is that, not my chair not my problem, and i love lighthouses and seahorses! GREAT RANT!!!!! drop the drug thing, who cares!

  • This video is even more hilarious when you turn on the transcribed closed captions

  • i can never just watch this once, its so god damn off the wall funny i always have to watch it a few times, haha i like how someone said ms. sand disliked this thats classic

  • I think this is interesting, but for those who say he's not on acid, I just have to wonder what is going on when he has those moments of speaking gibberish. The most clear instance of which happens between Miss Sand drinking out of cups (oddly enough) and the kid in the background going craaaaazy. It doesn't seem like filler, but in fact sounds like someone who has momentarily lost his ability to adequately form words. Just puttin that out there.

    On the other hand, I don't recall the last tim

  • If I had to guess, I'd say stream-of-consciousness while channel-surfing Sat. morning kid's cartoons, with a foul mood caused by a mean hangover from drinking too much Pabst Blue Ribbon the night before. Possibly directed at a 3-year old kid who was actually into said stupid cartoons, much to the disgust of our bloodshot hero.

    But that's just a guess.

  • Best Geicio commercial EVER!

  • it sounds like he's randomly commenting on mundane things showing up in a movie he's watching.

  • @spamalot04 yeah, he's flipping through random tv channels on mute and talkin about them lol

  • Def wasn't in a closet or flipping channels. If you listen there are crickets in the background. Unless that was added later. Sounds like an awesome rant from another plane of reality.

  • mr walkway lead me to the building f you..yeah right no way

  • this is fuckin stupid

  • @Hoeslapper17 just keep on watching and it gets funnier, unless you sense of humor is shit.

  • This should have been named "sea horses forever" (:

  • he wasn't tripping on acid. he was flipping through channels with the tv on mute and decided to record himself talking about the commercials

  • @purplesodapop - yeah, cause when you are completely sober you talk like that and admit things that you wouldnt tell anyone else...yeah, seems extremely plausible

  • Hilarious video...my only question...why a lizard?

  • LMFAOOOOOOO!

    This is soo funny[;

  • @autograph wow really?!?

  • 0:47 to skip the dude talking.

  • Ms. Sand disliked this video 150 times on different accounts.

  • Hddgehhejejwhqfdhfts l

  • 2:34 "WHO'S CHAIR IS THAT, WHO BOUGHT THAT GOT DAMN CHAIR HERE, NOT MY CHAIR NOT MY PROBLEM"

  • You don't have to be on acid to go on rants and raves. Sometime you just have to get what's on your mind out there weather your f'ed up or not. Obviously being f'ed up would be easier and possibly funnier, but still, stop hating on the guy. I thought it was hilarious cuz there's times when I'll just go off for no reason and half the time make no sense myself.

  • what is this seahorse captain? lol best quote ever

  • yo danny why you ranking on me..... i was just informed of this video by some people i know that like your stuff..... good stuff it is......lol

  • is that you Sifl?????? I miss you! =]

  • like the most amazing thing ever

  • the fact that he IS NOT on acid just kills the whole thing, just some idiot saying random pointless shit now, with the acid trip story it was better.

  • @krypekeeper dude you have any idea how hard it would be to talk this way in such a funny and pointless manner without being on acid, takes talent. everyone can talk about random shit, but this is the funniest random shit ever.

  • mr walk way. Mr walk down me I'm the walkway. Lead me to the building. fuck you!!!

  • Dude Dan Deacon is an idiot for disclaiming that, his music blows that was the only shot he really had, and for him to claim that being on acid would take away from the "creative" nature of it is narrow sighted to say the least. It's not that creative to record yourself saying random shit, that's what made it so funny was the fact that since everyone thought the person was tripping it would entail he was actually experiencing and seeing all that funny stuff. now it's not genuine, GET REAL!

  • @miceskin i knew from the beginning he wasnt on acid.. and i still thought it was fucking funny... stop drinking outta cups, being a bitch. You couldnt make something half as funny with your whole being.  Being on acid killing yourself isn't funny to say the least.

  • @miceskin AGREED! if its not him tripping then he just sounds like a retarded asshole

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  • <3 this is brilliant

  • lolol ssoooo funny LIGHT HOUSES RULE!!!!

  • seashells.. their fucking UNREAL (:

  • NO WAY!

  • Table 9. This is so funny I was lmaoo. Wow very funny. I watched it over and over again. Yes, no way I did.

  • so was this real or not?

  • OY

    SHUTTUP!

  • Even if he wasn't on acid locked in a closet it is still much more hilarious to imagine that he is as you watch the video.

  • this guy was fucking tripping

  • this is the best video EVER. i can watch it over and over and it never gets old... makes me laugh till i cry and for that, i am thankful.

  • mr. ballon hands no way get real <3

  • Barned... Patuscumfalittle kid in the background going fuckin craaazyyyyyyyyy

  • Love this! I would like to see what this guy was seeing!

  • @TheModfam nothing he wasnt on acid

  • You know what? I'm going to petsmart and I'm buying a Mother effin lizzard

  • 124 people don't drink outta cups...

  • this is a song? i guess it is true.... anybody can make it in the singing industry.... this is better then lil wayne.!

  • LOL, watch this with the audio translation option on. The word "holocaust" was even thrown in there. 

  • bahahahhhaahaha funniest thing since the bed intruder

  • I don't get why people think this is so funny.

  • FAG

  • I'm addicted to this video.... LOVE IT!

  • this video is so clutch

  • mr walkway? mr lead me to the building FUCK U

  • hahahahaha, DUDE!

    this shits epeic.

  • What is this.. Mister balloon? Mister balloon hands? Yeah right.. xD

  • his was on acid and he was in a closet...

  • Its very possible that they are r'qrd to make comments like "nobody was on drugs 4 this performance", as he did above, in order to not have the video removed for display/promotion of contraband, etc

    This is certainly plausible enough, despite my only having speculation to go by, but in my book, its Über-Plausible, & thats only a leap away from CLEARLY 100% ACCURATE. Hence, its CERTAIN that he WAS on acid & in a closet, at which point the monologue again = *Gr8, ad infinitum*

    Agreed, Folks?

  • @jmoltzen both people that made this have made public statements that it's dan deacon just talking. dan deacon says he's never even done acid lol. sober people have said much stranger things

  • @jmoltzen there is no way you can determine he is in a closet. i have no idea why you would make that assumption.

  • @jmoltzen what are you talking about. You can have a video of contraband on youtube i see it all the time.

  • @jmoltzen Shut the f ck up its a video, if you dont like it stay away from it...get over yourself. I think this videos amazing.

    To Liam Lynch- How did you not record this while Dan was in there??

  • lead me to the building fuck you

  • lead me to the building .. fuck you ..

  • Stilst?

  • how could you "dislike" this video? it's so epic!!

  • all i can say is this has provided so much fun and laughs to my family

    that all of us are talking about it

    and my patients think it is the greatest-- light houses rule!!

  • all i can say is this has provided so much fun and laughs to my family

    that all of us are talking about it

    and my patients think it is the greatest

  • I love this! <3 Seahorses FOREVA!

  • Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say

  • I dont understand the appeal. Its just some guy whining

  • @mrpacketloss He's on acid

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  • this is shit. the normal no animation version wins.

  • its funny becuse the guys tripin on asid

    

  • @SweenyToddRULES acid? lol

  • 100 people are sober

  • Love it!

  • 100 people don't like lighthouses...

  • how can someone come up with this stuff by not being on drugs??? i think he was >.>

  • no way!

  • 98 people said NO WAY wen asked if they liked this video

  • yeah right, yeah right!, 98 people are faggots!

  • This video was easily 10x funnier when I thought he was tripping on acid. Now that I know he's not, and he's just talking, it's sorta funny. Definitely some awesome lines though, I'll give him that.

  • This video was easily 10x funnier when I thought he was tripping on acid. Now that I know he's not, and he's just talking, it's sorta funny. Definitely some awesome lines though, I'll give him that.

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  • I was working at a new bar and talking with one of the bartenders I had never met before. We were setting up the barstools and was misssing one, when both of us at thte same time said, "Not my chair, not my problem"----ever since that's what we say to each other when anyone metions anything about a chair or barstool!

  • Mr. Walkway lead me to the building... FUCK YOU!! Classic haha

  • Fucking kid in the background goin crayayayaazzzzayyy....

    whos chaarr is that? not my chair. i didnt bring it here. not my chair nawt my problem thats what i always say.... WTF IS THIS SHITT!?!?!

  • Not now Not never. Classic

  • ha haha "no way" ima be saying dat shit all day now ha haha no way get real

  • It got better and better.

  • hahaha

  • Agreed! I find myself saying it a lot throughout the day!

  • Not my chair, not my problem!

  • @a2dash one of the greatest lines eva!!!! Not my chair , not my problem!!

  • Goin caaraaazayyyayayayayayay I luv it

  • Running away like he's Tommy Noble

  • SEAHORSES. FEREVAH

  • fuck off with oh "50 people accidentally hit the dislike button"

    Your fuckin gay for trying to get Thumbs up!

  • Lead me to the building, f*ck you!

  • this shit is amazing when ur high

  • Geico on drugs

    Hahhhahahhahaaa

  • I luv this video!

  • i love that video

  • how are you guys not laughing your asses off in the backround?! like seriously

  • baaaaaaarnt

  • No way.

  • What is this guy think he's an indian? Is he a goddam asshole? What the fuck's he doing? hahaha

  • why is everybody so sure this guy is on drugs? it sounds to me like he's changing through channels commenting on different commercials/programs.  I can do this too while being sober

  • @LizardKing1324 Yeah i heard this guy was on acid too, maybe he was flipping through channels on acid. Not my chair not my problem, i like that part

  • @LizardKing1324 Ummm....on top of the the whole thing, if 1:56 to 2:07 doesnt make you think hes on acid you have not been around many that are trippin

  • @JimmyR1rider oh sorry i didnt know you were the king of psychedelics. my bad dude im sorry to have insulted your almighty intelligence your totally right dude

  • @LizardKing1324 See like most on here you become a dick- I am no king of anything fucknut. Ive tripped in the past yes- but its more that my friends all tripped way more than me-Im a fireman for a living in NYC- were trained to realize when people are under the influence of drugs-whether psychedelics, or any other types. Ive also had enough experience around normal people to realize that when someone rambles like that it means 1 thing- DRUGS--seems like LSD with this guy-get educated then talk

  • Gieco Icon on Drugs!

  • Love.... :) not my chair.... Not my problem

  • "i love em, seahorses forevaaah!" lol this is hilarious!!!

  • What is he the king of trees? LAWL

  • Whos this guy..Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands....NO WAY...NO WAY....GET REAL

  • one of my fav youtube vids ever!

  • @dumbusernames i meant these are the only things that have gained him the most popularity. I think he's under appreciated, and you're t