HARDCASTLED!

[godessshannon]

the threesome was kinda sexy xDD

[lizardlee10]

So, this was the first Vlogbrothers video that I watched and all I could think was "What the hell?"

[AudioRecovered]

Hey there John and Hank and people of the interwebs!

I'm a new Nerdfighter from Britain and have jsut started on YouTube and I am just trying to publicise my videos at the mo. Could you guys thumb this comment and be totally awesome!

Much love guys and DFTBA!

[jdwaz28]

I can believe the guy to girl ratio in that meeting

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

in brother from a mother with a last name of another colour (yes, GO CANADAIN SPELLING!!) anyone else notice that hank made himself the girl giraffe?

[doubleA1326]

1:06 GET ON THE GIF PEOPLE!

[smallersheep]

oh god Hank my love for you has no bounds.

[roboticstardust]

the video froze at 3:14...pie?

[yankeeny30]

when listening to the worst news of 2009 when he says the scandals of tiger woods and david letterman does anyone else always think he's gonna say david levithan?

[verboselie]

Yeah....mmm. Pecks. LOL!

[gabe0083]

like some billboards fo dat ass

[JaylaCucu]

Still really wondering what this video was going to be about before you decided to act out your album.....

[TheSNUGGLES2011]

I'm wait for money to buy some of your songs Hank

[lolzer646]

@vlogbrothers

is there any way I can listen to the songs in advance or is this the best glimpse I have of the CD

[MusicalThespian22]

When you play Phineas Gage on my player, it says "Phineas Gage - Hank Green - Ellen Hardcastle" The average person would be like "Who's the artist??"

[GemmaSnow]

casually making out with girraffes lol

[puertorrriquena]

Congrtulations on charting. Is there any way I can buy Ellen Hardcastle on iTunes? I have a giftcard I haven't used yet and I'm trying to conserve money since I'm not working full time.

[rocktheworld2121]

1:06 − 1:09

How cute! :)

[jesskate1991]

I ordered the CD from DFTBA a day after this video and i didnt recieve an email about the 10 word video. Can I take a photo with CD like people who attended leaky con?

[123456789robbie]

for how much longer is the whole "10 word video" thing going for? if so, how much longer with it be going for?

[jeniferblack5121]

if you saw me during the song you would be cracking up i was dying

:)

[BlandTrolling]

I don't think they really acted out the songs from the album, they just distracted us from looking at you while you sang.

[KDWarlock]

I feel really uncomfortable about the Hardcastle part of this because goddamnit that was my EX'S NAME and she kind of was AWFUL.

[HardcastleMusic]

@KDWarlock Oh no!

[marquoth]

Are there punishments for videos which contain nothing but self-plugging? :-p

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

if it was up to me.. id make u cry tears of pain (JK Joy!!) all the time.. cuz thats the cutest cry everrrr lol

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

um... hank ur getting right in between that giraffe lovin' and its kinda weird.. but i cant look away lol :D

[tommygirl455]

Bebop :)



[ThePoofer15]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha!!!!!! There is a song about Chat Roulette!!!!!!!! xD Those giraffes are SO cute, too!!!

[dob1997]

yea i so want my 'pecks' to look good.... er btw im a girl lol

p.s. omg i luv the little giraffes!!!

[ftime22]

Bebop poster!

[omglazerspiewpiew]

AAAAH WHAT DO I DO I DIDNT GET AN EMAIL

[AwsmAdm]

@omglazerspiewpiew I didn't get an email either :(

[dancingstarkid]

I am so obsessed with your bookshelf.

Like, I want to have sex with it.

/nerdgasm

[arsenalo14]

Nerd pecks -_-

[shaybunnifly]

Are those books on the left side of your head Scott Pilgrim comics?! I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!! <3

[Ilovenerdsification]

Every time I hear Strange Charm I picture Sheldon Cooper singing it on Big Bang Theory like he did with the Element Song

[lurkerscience]

I was in the car today, and thought this: wouldn't it be AWESOME if there was a radio station for internet music? Have some All-Caps and Hank Green randomly playing as I drive to work?

[JulesCoxie]

out by a day. bummer.

[nukeakitten]

the video versions accio deathly hallows, this is not harry potter and book 8 are so much better than the album but still better than ke$ha

[imjonathanblake]

So glad I bought this album.

[JuLiAzCrackers]

@TheCONNORCO darn! so close! its a lot harder than you would think to find nerdfighters in your town. tomorrow im going to the library with the only other nerdfighter i know to put notes in every john green book avalable. wish me luck!

[SmokieRSWC]

Ohhhhhh, threesome! That was weird!

[reptiletc]

@SmokieRSWC weird is good, especially Hank weird!

[JuLiAzCrackers]

ATTENTION NERDFIGHTERS! if you live in SHERWOOD PARK ALBERTA join the group "Sherwoodpark nerdfighters" please do it and DFTBA.

[TheCONNORCO]

@JuLiAzCrackers I don't live in sherwood park, but I live in Calgary, Alberta. cool!

[RaikaMelody]

Congrats on making the Billboard Charts! XD

[krenforth]

2:25 love the way he says giraffe instead of adult female :')

[Lightavion]

MEEEEH?! 14 DAYS THAT'S TODAY! I bought the CD online on the 23rd, AFTER this video was made, but i never got an e-mail with directions! Should I just send a picture and e-mail like those who bought it at Vidcon? I'm freaking out here.

[jasenkahana]

so is this really supposed to be done by TODAY?

[kikiann11]

This is 3:57 of EPIC WIN.

[werwr4]

i use to be the kid who was cool and beat up bullies for starting with me.... now vlog has made me the nerd who beats up bullies for messing with other nerds.. thank you vlogbrothers.. you changed my life and how i beat up bullies. thank you..

[TheColoursAndShapes]

I just got mine in the mail... I cried tears of joy :)

[PJSproductions97]

Brigid and Samantha sounds so much like Deep Sea Anglerfish.

[princessyrandom1214]

can i still buy it today?

[LuVsUJOE93]

3:49 "Aga zoo-zooba thank you so much.."

[guavajagular]

Those giraffes are surprisingly well choreographed for an idea you made up on the spot. =D

[IrishRaven4]

@Vlogbrothers Hi Hank,

Based on the comments on this page as well as the hardcastlevideos channel, a lot of us are confused (and a bit worried) about not receiving an email. Think you could clear up all this confusion for us? The fourteen-day window is quickly drawing to a close!

Thanks!

[workingforthemonet]

Hello Hank!

I've been super sick this past week, and maybe a teensy bit miserable.

But I just got my copy of Ellen Hardcastle in the mail and it made me smile for the first time today.

Thankyou!

-Steph

[TheStarGazer93]

awwww at the end i was giggling haha you're so cute lol <3

[Sesshomarufreak1]

lol your such a silly guy if i was you... I would love to meet you live lol

[TheHPExperiment]

Woo! I'm waved in the middle of the first row!

[avgdi]

I never got the email. Anyone know what to do?

[PJSproductions97]

2 days left. I really gotta buy the Album.

[VTh2opolo]

Holy crap you charted THAT'S AWESOME HANK!

[IonaIsEpic]

can you please make your cd more buyable for people in the uk??? i mean i COULD buy it on itunes but then i don't get a booklet thingy :(

[bdijkstra1982]

those fake teeth are awful

[ArtFreakAsh]

GIRAFFE LOVE

[13cmwright99]

seriously bro, I Sold Your Dog On Ebay definitely needs a slot on one of your not-live albums

[24nerdfighter]

YES!!!!!

Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished! Hank has to be punished!

[IonaIsEpic]

@24nerdfighter why?

[wolfprincess69]

@24nerdfighter Explain, please...

[FirstmateRouge]

Just ordered it!!! 

[chibirose07]

Wow, Luke Conard <3 hahaha

[FiskCollection]

I think that the way it works is if you

1. Bought the CD (Except for on itunes)

You receive an email with instructions on how to send in your script. It's just because of confusion and him not going to be filming until after Vidcon the emails haven't been sent out or are delayed for whatever reason.

2. Bought the Physical CD at Leekycon or Vidcon

Send a picture of you with the CD + Your script to the email they posted.

If you bought it online I dont think you email them. Could be wrong

[ashlynanarchy]

@FiskCollection i emailed them anyway.. with a picture of me with the cd even tho it wasn't preordered... and not gotten at vidcon or leakycon if they don't use it whatever. doesn't hurt to try.

[FiskCollection]

@ashlynanarchy

Ha, good timing with checking my email to catch a reply =)

Well you're lucky to have a CD to snap a photo of heh, I ordered mine online so I sure hope I can still get my video, it's going to be a gift if it works out. Pretty sure it won't arrive physically by the 3rd

[ashlynanarchy]

@FiskCollection if he hasn't started posting videos by then and you get the cd i would still try. good luck!

[chelseabgreen]

I have a question, what if you bought it and it doesn't ship until the time period to send your script is over?

[marythenerdfighter12]

One of your weirdest videos ever. But still made of awesome. :)

[whardcastle]

Hardcastles are cool!

[minibubblesxox]

my father and his credit card are out of the country right now BUT WHEN HE GETS BACK i am getting that c.d.!!

also those giraffes are addooraabbleee! so are you Hank <3

[LeadNinjaCat]

The weirdness begins at exactly 0:37

[omglazerspiewpiew]

I didn't get any email explaining how to send in a 10-word script! I have no idea how! And I'm leaving tomorrow for a week! Aaaah what do i do! Could some nerdfighter tell me waht I'm supposed to do!

[DancingOnTheTardis]

@omglazerspiewpiew I am in actually the EXACT same situation!! I am going away for a week tomorrow TOO and I haven't got my email yet :( :( You aren't going to Newday by any chance?

[ellundrilwalkshadow]

You're so weird, I love you :)

[electriceyesemmy]

that awkward moment when Hank makes out with a couple of puppets...

[DoctorWhoFTW]

I can't stop watching the ending, oh my god, I laughed so hard when I saw that...

[onlyasamuse]

I need this album. Also money to buy this album.

[AbbyLovegood7]

Ohhhhh, Katherine...

[viva0la0life]

3:49

Your welcome.

[TheWindySea]

you spelled Samantha wrong on your video!!!

[RoRoTheGreat96]

For God's sake. That made me laugh so much that my face mask peeled off. T-T

[ubermonkey120]

Thumbs up if you bought it,I did!

[Vickytbob123]

You remind me of my band director Mr. Sensenig! Hahaha(:

[ChristopherMRios]

Go to 0:38 to check out Hank's awesome Pecs.

[RandomRevolutionary]

Dear Hank, my friend and I started a company called Spinners End Media. We've had some business, but not enough to really take off. I was told that with luck and a few recommendations we could film LeakyCon next year. Please thumb this up so Hank can see and maybe help out a small company. Thanks everybody, DFTBA.

[fluffofnine]

@RandomRevolutionary they dont know if there is going to be a leakycon next year...

[Waluigifan95]

lol I thought you were talking about PAUL Hardcastle

[seethebob]

WWCPD xD

[Lightavion]

I didn't get the e-mail explaining how to send the script. I bought the album 4 days ago. Can someone help me out?

[Lightavion]

@Lightavion I'm busy being befuddled by ellen Hardcastle. (Alliteration not intended.)

[Lily1879MineCraft]

Favorite Song feat. someone: Cable News Feat. Rhett and Link

I am a Nerdfighter and a Mythical Beast.

[MissNaecuve]

Pecs= Muscly man boobs in my language. :I

[iCharliCharls]

where online are the lyrics??

[mc4soab]

2:12 best. song. ever.

[KadenKryptonite]

Why do I not own this album yet?

[MarlonJDean]

SPIKE. MOTHERFRAKKING. SPIEGEL.

[HamburglersUnited]

3:47. made my life.

[deadpeople00]

I love the french the lama out of you guys!!!!!!

[reillylm]

"oh my god, they're cute!" oh my god, YOU're cute.

[Defusional]

@reillylm fag

[iluvme4never]

@Defusional I suppose you're trying to be offensive?

Allow me to direct you to a video that shows pretty much all of Nerdfighteria's attitude towards gays.

watch?v=dsVgk9oMyx8

Try to come up with a better(real) insult next time.

[Melchary]

@iluvme4never NERDFIGHTERS UNITED AGAINST HOMOPHOBIA *makes nerdfighter sign*

[iluvme4never]

@Melchary -returns the sign-

[LuVsUJOE93]

@iluvme4never I just read your comments to that troll on hank's harcastle video, YOU ARE AWESOME. Simple as that.

[iluvme4never]

@LuVsUJOE93 Thank you. (:

[reillylm]

@Defusional asshole. so what if i find hank adorable?

[cynthiayl12]

@Defusional aside from being a terrible insult in general, the way you used it doesn't even make sense. the person who wrote that comment is most likely a female who believes hank, a male, to be cute. "fag" is a slur used to describe someone who is homosexual, or attracted to someone of the same gender. reillylm is heterosexual. on a side note, thou reeky dismal-dreaming pigeon-egg!

[myLiLvampire09]

o.o

[redheadmom]

We helped you chart!!! Yay!!! That is totally awesome.

[LariaKaiba]

Hank, I love your music and all... but all of those songs sound almost the same Dx

[ht00564]

Evanna Lynch plays Luna Lovegood and she was at Leakycon in Orlando, Florida and Hank and John were there. The first shot in the video was a nerdfighter event at Leakycon.

[marz123a]

i dont get the part aout evanna lynch cause doesnt she play luna could someone explain this to me. im kinda stupid

[wizikitheguru]

Giraffes are officially my favorite animal

[DARBYAWESOMELION]

I kinda want to buy the album just for makin' babies.

[chipotleenthusiast]

I wish there was a 'super like' button for this video. This is like my 4th time watching it, and it's infectious. I love it. 

[HeWantsToRun]

But I bought the mp3.... Because I live in the UK.. So now I can't enter my 10 word script :| Can I not print screen the invoice/proof of purchase with my name in it or something?

[ShuiYueSketchbook]

why should the Giraffes be gay now?

[iamemilyrosex]

@ShuiYueSketchbook Male giraffes like to have sex with other male giraffes. That's why.

[cndraycott]

I want to watch Cowboy Bebop with Hank.

[TheAmazingEevee]

Thank you Hank for NOT talking about my pecs. :)

[alexwalsh123456]

You have pecs that are made of awesome hank!

[superbubbleaquapower]

theagitator[dot]com/2011/07/07­/does-michelle-obama-know-abou­t-this/

Vegetable gardens are NOT ALLOWED and you're breaking the law if you make one as your front yard. :o (Or at least you are if you live in Oak Park, Michigan.)

[ineednewports]

Ur music blows

[RandomLyrics6]

What pecs mate?

[jessstarr09]

I'm somewhere near the back in that intro :D

[noorgansjustawesome]

Wow, congrats!

[justcommenting817]

3:45-3:52

I almost pissed myself laughing at that

[ConditionallyUsed]

Maybe i won't be buying it if it makes my pecs look like that :/

[spacephantomranger]

whoa! hank charted!! super WOOT to you hank!

[PearlBlue5]

There should be a dancing giraffes show. That is good television.

[N00BterminatorX]

wait.....you MET Evanna Lynch? oh my god giant squid of jealousy.

[Amzizizooza]

Hank, you made drunk amzizizooza very very very happy. take this as a compliment. Having enjoyed your previous album, I will enjoy your newest album as an intoxicated purchase, asnd hopefully as a sober purchase too. In fact, I have no doubt I will enjoy this as asober purchase too.

Also I have a female friend who goes by the Name of Amber Lamps! She will be greatly pleased to know that she has a song named after her.

[TheJTrilogy]

You're lucky I care about lady pecs.

[hallfamilysince1990]

How freaking cool for you! Love this video compared the other video when somone called you a not so nice "cat" word. ;-) Congratulations. I hope your album goes to number one.

I hope you feel better soon John!

[Balla9195]

John's STUPID gallbladder!!!!

[MyGamingProgress]

love your videos

[kathrynsconundrum]

Ah! I'm so proud of you for getting your giraffe's out into the world Clare! So much Giraffe love!

[xXPaintMePurpleXx]

2:22 he he mouths giraffe instead of adult female:D

[CarsonSmash]

Why has there been no further talk of a nerdfighter poster? If there has been and I've just been too busy putting most of my attention into work and minecraft instead of nerdfighter business then I apologize. The idea of a poster still fills me with joy. 

[spazzyshortgirl23]

mmm......hank's pex....... xD

[mikkidixxi]

leakycon jealousy<3

[evaisepicful]

for his CD. -.

[evaisepicful]

I need money -.-

[milleniumhandshrimp]

Samatha? I'm not an expert, but that looks like a spelling fail to me.

[natida9]

"As seen on: John Green"

wow... there are so many jokes we could make about this...

[emhart12]

Get a room!! >.< Crazy giraffes!

[retromelon123]

3:49... <3

[SnapMuffinsXIII]

Otakon is better

[firefoxrainbow]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Skorphie]

@firefoxrainbow What??!!

[marcusBX]

Cool cowboy be bop poster in the back!

[touliadi1]

Hank, can you please, please please a karoke version of Strange Charm? I want to sing it in front of people!

[funnihunni93]

2:30-2:36. There's a meme in there somewhere :)

[turkoizdog]

The thumbnail for this video should be Humpy Hank humping a giraffe that loves giraffes. That alone will give it more views than any other video on the internet.

[FirstTeam4]

Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs

[AntiPopularAnimeLove]

...Is that a cowboy bebop poster

OMG IT IS

i love nerdfighters

[janinabnm]

when my mom saw Hank in the album she said something along the lines of him being a nerd heart throb. I told her that he was married but she didn't care...

[YaYaSmileyFace]

your songs sound A LOT like They Might Be Giants! Are they your idol or something? I was listening to them the other day... you could be a VERY successful children's artist... think about it. :)