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  • Nasty -ahhhh

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OUCHHHHH he didnt get laid

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *takes breath

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @ObliviousBurrito your mother was with me last night sucking my asshole, you nigger lover.

  • aaaand we're done that part made me laugh the most

  • That's what you get for acting like a whore.

  • @DarKKnightt07 Enjoy being single.

  • @heeleyboy11 fuck hahahahahahahah

  • aaaaaaaaaaand we're done

  • Looks like someone wont be getting laid that night .

  • one reaction.............HAHAHAHAH­AHA

  • This is a WIN because he didn't spill the beer in his cooler.

  • they took worst to the face they'll get up from that

  • he literally dumped them xD

  • DOUBLE KILL

  • tools

  • abuh buh buh, abuh buh aaaaahh ohhhh ,, aaaaand were done. Haha

  • Shopping carts are the real enemies here.

  • i love the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddddd we're done at the end ahahahaha

  • "That was close, damn near lost a 400 dollar hand cart!"

  • AAAAND,whell done

  • hes not getting laid by either of them any time soon

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAA

    OH MAN I'm so glad this has been filmed. Best footage ever?

  • your face god dammit!!!

  • He needs to buy news ones at Pussy 'r us

  • Why are they in swimwear? I DON'T SEE NO F-CKIN' OCEAN.

  • stop watching jersey shore it will fuck your brain up

  • im really getting tired of that "your face god dammit" comment... its fukn annoying

  • The cooler was fine!

  • His game plan was going good. Put two ladies wearing close to nothing in a shopping cart, and try to knock them unconcious. Almost successful.

  • @arabstunna07 You're just supporting rape culture.

  • your face goddamnit

  • I can't help laughing when people fall down.

  • Keep pressing 4

    Press 1 and then 4

  • Blame the guy pushing the cart for killing the mood of that day

  • this is facebom

  • popopopo nao vai rolar mais popopo

  • That's one way to get laid.

  • Take that pretty girl!

  • press 3 "bedaa"

  • tv news:

    Ride back to the kitchen for these two young girls was fatal as their shopping cart flipped over and our recent informations tell us that one of the girls even lost her FACE!

    YOUR FACE GOD DAMNIT!!

  • Oh my god, are their breasts ok?

  • LMFAO.hahahhaah

  • only at the jersey shore

    

  • boom boom booom

  • JERSEYY!!!!

  • dump these bitches off at the corner to make me some money!

  • So. First, I'm guessing their American? And if so, we wonder why the world hates us? It's because of stupid shit like this.

  • there goes that guys root for the night.

  • am i the only one thats concerned about the man stealing the shopping cart?

  • nosegrind

  • You have died thanks to your shit for brains friend.

    Will you:

    Respawn in the dirty living room with a penalty of -5% exp and -5% gold.

    Spend a Chef Hat and spawn in the kitchen to avoid penalty.

  • He was taking them back to the kitchen , good job sir !!

  • @KidCuri dude c'mon, those kitchen jokes are starting to get old, its not like they don't do laundry to xD

  • He bought them and is gonna put them to good use in the kitchen

  • where'd he buy them? whoremart :D

  • Ahhhhhh Hahaha Face Plant

  • this is what stupid bitches get for being loud

  • should have been : AAAAAAAAAAAND CUT!

  • That's not a kitchen. And I don't see sandwiches either.

  • AAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE DONE

  • that's what you get for escaping the kitchen!

  • how stupid do you immature retards feel? gotta feel good havin 2 ladys get owned

  • @Rgthuggin88 honestly... WE ARE ;)

  • @parodycreator25 lol your sisters? lol if not no putang that day :(

  • Sippin' Sizzurp in my Ride like 3 Six .. Now i'm feeling so fly like a G6...

  • Is the shopping cart ok

  • well we all know who is not getting laid now...

  • Moving that cart like a BOSS!!

  • Por Pendejas!

  • Ouch! OO:

    And, we're done! xDD

  • Douche bag

  • How do people faceplant so often? They act like they can't let go of whatever it is they're holding on to or duck there heads, turn body to the side.... maybe I just had great reactions as a kid cause there's plenty of times I could've faceplanted but it just seemed like instinct to protect my head.

  • YOUR FACE! GOD DAMMIT!

  • That guy was a stupid!

  • there selling girls at the super market yaaaa!!

  • defo one of my favourite failblog vids of all time

  • Footage from the porno Stupid Bitches 7

  • why dont you just faceplant your self back into the kitchen

  • Andddd were done...

  • faceplant rofl

  • That's what you get for being too cheap for a jeep.

  • guy has 2 ho's with him and fucks up epic!!!!! guess who's not getting laid tonight????

  • YOUR FACE!GODDAMIT!!!!

  • jeresy shore wanna be's....

  • If this would be at all stores , men would beat women in shoping.

  • This is what happens to all the sluts they get dumped on the side of the road haha!!

  • 2 whores one cart?

  • i laughed at the top comments

  • @SuperGameGenie which one? please tell mines is the one with the 115 likes.

  • I remember when I needed attention...

  • he made a "sandwbitch"

  • he missed the kitchen...

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE DUN

  • @dennyfrontier  that could be youre mother you know....respect womans

  • UR FACE GOD DAMNIT

  • @506pudding your seriously like the 30th video that say the same ass comment. come up with a new joke man

  • @ga11oo Check the dates bro

  • ground just said "kitchen's that way bitches"

  • BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

    MAKE ME A SAMMITCH

  • is that how the jersey shore case going on tour now days

  • thats a good way to get rid of all the flat chested chicks

  • aaaaaaand we're done :)

  • AND WEREEEEEEEEE OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE

  • so i had to put a paper bag over her head for the next 6 months...No big deal. Booty felt the same...

  • dont worry they will respawn in the kitchen

  • Cameltoe!

  • I bet they felt really hot right b4 they fell.

  • i love watching people who are acting like complete idiots (yet think theyre incredibly cool) fail lol

  • There's not a god damn thing I would change if I were filming this video. Especially the gleeful "Annnnnnd we're done" at the end. Also, I understand picking up some women to work in your kitchen while you shop for food, but you can at least get some other way to bring them back to the apartment.

  • wtf are u doing outside the kitchen?

  • And she kisses the concrete.

  • YOUR FACE GOD DAMMIT!

  • "And we're done" I bet they were

  • thumbs up if u jerked off during this clip

  • Get back to kitchen

  • hahahahah fuckin retard hahahahah

  • YOUR FACE GODDAMIT

  • "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we're done"

  • lol

    i thought it was a curb i thought it was a curb

  • don't drink and cart.

  • Did you buy those at Walmart or Goodwill

  • your face god damn it

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  • hit one over and over again just do it

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaandd we are doneee xD

    

  • I thought there was something fishy about that grocery cart...

  • That's what they deserve, cause they're too dumb.

  • I bet that guy feels like a dick.

  • where can i buy one of these??

  • no sex for that guy

  • #LOL epic fail.

  • The funniest part would be if a car came by >:D.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand where done:P

  • thumbs up if you think they're from Jersey.

  • faillll epic fail

  • I am actually pretty pleased with the outcome of this.

  • FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUU­UUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!­!!

  • aaannnnd we're donnee

  • 0:11 "i'm gonna help her get up....eghhhh, fuck her!"

  • lol... all these failblogs are mostly haole people

  • 0:03

    3.. 2.. 1.. FACEPLANT!

  • lol they sure got quiet when they fell

  • ANDDDDDDDDDDD WEREE DUNNNNN

  • Why did that censor beep sound like a heart monitor?

  • this is what happens to girls when they leave the kitchen

  • Americans!

  • I love how the fail blog comment at the end is never funny lol

  • it looked kinda sat up.