Hilarious moment from the Voyager episode

[TitanicBismarck1987]

the doctor in this is so darn funny

[theknightswhosayfrak]

What ep?

[thorvonstein]

@theknightswhosayfrak In the description. "Author, Author"

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@thorvonstein Kay thanks! :D

[MrFour4F]

"Unable to comply."

[randomagain101]

voyager had good eps, although this is kind of paris's slanted view, if anything this ep kind of makes you wonder who the doc is really

[pscott90]

Don't get me wrong, while Voyager isn't my favortite Trek I still enjoy it......but Robert Picardo was really wasted on that show I think.

[Gamez1985]

@pscott90

Instead of wishing a great actor was only on one TV show (TNG) why can't we just appreciate other shows for being as entertaining & true to source material?

Or appreciate them for obviously displaying actors so good that you wish they were in something better. Obviously if you like the Dr enough to want him in something else, then Voyager deserves more credit then it was given.

Even IF Voyager deserved rating or memories on par with TNG people judge early on "TNG over all"

[keelelovesscifi12]

Yeah I'd like to watch a spin off of this that's just about Seven and the Doctor

[MissGrapeNehi]

"Ehh, your biradial clamp's out of alignment." Bahaha! I never noticed that line before. Or the apathetic way he waves the tricorder up and down. Picardo rules.

[Wikipediot]

great show when the doctor was in it more often.....

[nopoet406]

"Chapter one: It's the Doctor's world, you're just living in it." As usual, Paris' subtle comedy works perfectly and gets overlooked.

[kingleoleo]

which episode is this (s?e?) ? i can not remember, help me!!! i have seen all episodes of the series, but this, i dont know :S

i wanna see it!!!!

[ssrider7]

@kingleoleo Name:Author,Author)

Season:im not sure,but 4th or 5th.

[Moon22Rabbit]

@ssrider7 season 7 :)

[magius9312011]

you know the first time I seen the Doc, was the movie Explorers, and believe it or not he wasnt a cast member, he was a alien, on the movie screen, and I remembered him by voice alone, scary! check it out....I want to know if its true....

[KaneinEncanto]

Best remedy I found for being 'unable to stand Neelix':

1) Get a copy of ST:V:Elite Force (the first one)

2) Set up a 'multiplayer game' using easy bots with Neelix's skin

3) Perforate, vaporize, and explode Neelix until feeling better. :)

[writergarrett]

@KaneinEncanto Now we know why Tuvok tried his own version of this in the episode "Meld". Neelix acutally is a fairly deep and interesting character. So why the hell do I want to snap his neck? Must be a testament to the fact that humans descend from predators. That's all I can think.

[KaneinEncanto]

Best remedy I ever found for the "can't stand Neelix" issue... get a copy of Star Trek: Voyager: Elite Force... set up a 'multiplayer' game with a Neelix or two using easy bots, and enjoy.

[LegoStarWarsKid123]

This is hilarious. Love the "Chapter 1: Its the Doctors World Youre Just Living In It"

[someguyhunter]

i love how he waves the scanner like whatever i dont care lol

[kghill1980]

"It's the Doctor's world, you're just living in it!"

[JesusWithaSword718]

hitler hair!

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

The Doctor was the BEST character on that show. Voyager wouldn't have made it as a successful show without him. The best episodes were the ones that focused on him. And was always so interesting to see his character from just a computer program that most of the crew didn't even like to an equal member.

[mayyn94]

i would love to be on the starship Voyeur!

[mike05890589]

Lol! So at the end of this video, was that the "Picardo facepalm"? :P

[mgospeed31]

"OW!"

",,,ahh don't be a baby."

LOLOLOLMFAO I don't know how I missed this episode!

[jeohuinG]

"2 of 3" :(

hnnnnnnnnnnnng

[manco82]

sorry.... they're triplets.. ya know *knocking smirk*

[Steph6n]

of all the episodes, you hit the right one as the funniest of all in my books... even told my brother about it before he even saw it and he laughed just from me describing it

[The8arber]

"Well then don't do it." made me laugh so hard. Great acting by Picardo here.

[AndromedaDrift]

When the Doctor started speaking, I heard "cheese" instead of "chief."

[BrettJRipley]

i think i liked toms version of the doctor better, 

[SilverMcdowell1992]

Space, the final frontier...

These are the voyages of the Starship Voyeur...

[danwat1234]

Nice matted down hair

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

its the doctors world, you're just living in it

hilarious! i just love Tom Paris's character sometimes

[norrock1]

hahahahahahaha lol

[JD17555Jess]

Hehe, the doctor gets a bit of his own medicine :D! Get it :)?

[boris377]

Jeri Ryan and Robert Picardo were decent actors. Problem is the show became JUST about them and a lot less about the crew.

[Adjuni]

Put a little tick moustach on the ass-doctor and you've got Adolf Hitler with that hair

[zzxcvb98]

evil doctor immediately reminds me of agent smith

[CookieCat94]

"well then don't do that" xD

[Applachia0928]

@newpageone fuck you voyager is awesome

[coolbreeze922]

"Quit being a baby."

LOL!

[newpageone]

screw voyager. I'd rather watch "Star Trek: The Doctor"

[degafreak98]

i loved paris. him and the doctor always had the best oneliners haha

[jgkloosterman]

Love the combover on the evil doctor.

[Lyrictheac]

"Star Trek Tng" and "Voyager" are my two favorite Sci-fi shows; and Robert Picardo and Brent Spiner are my two favorite actors from those shows. Data and the Doctor rock!! :D

[NazarovVv]

It hurts when I do this!

Well then don't do it!

I quite literally rofl'd

[GhostOfACPast]

@NazarovVv Ancient joke but I loved Voyager too.

[randomface54]

lol, epic win! however the funniest voyager moments were 7/9 and harry kim in the messhall in revulsion (do you wish to copulate?) and Q's OMG face in the Q and the grey (what are you doing with that dog?...... i'm not talking about the puppy!)

[Slowshyy]

Seven acting cute and innocent. I just lost in my pants.

[XWhisperXxx]

EPIC LOL!! :'D

[FraterAeternus93]

O_O lol

[kkjimfa]

awesome moment - voyager rocks :P

[SCRulerShinoda]

I never once seen this episode. lol

[dfb999999999]

lolololrofl that scan was so fast

[dfb999999999]

lololol

[Pandasrule19]

This is why Tom was the best character; he actually had a sense of humor!!!!!

[LemonOdette]

@Keadin i didn't remember that. lol. i guess it's ok then. the doctor can be a little... how should i put it?

[SerPinkKnight]

Voyager often sucked ass but it was rarely due to poor acting :3

[LemonOdette]

@SerPinkKnight more like moronic writing. like when Kes came back. anyone notice she had gained weight? and of course past-Kes had too. altered timeline!?!? i basically had to wash my brain after that episode and just store it in an alternate dimension. *shudder*

[mkoo]

@SerPinkKnight of whom for example?

[SerPinkKnight]

@mkoo wat

[LemonOdette]

oh man that was mean. did Paris make that?

[msmarch4]

This episode just shows how great picardo is

[Lengytam]

02:06

When the fail is so strong, the facepalm is the only solution. :)

[Jordan225x]

7's hot as hell

[Kingrex16]

LO FUCKING L

This scene is hilarious. Evil Doctors a prick.

[robcypher]

You guys are retarded. The Doctor gets pwn3d right there. Great acting on the part of Picardo, btw.

[OneHandHigh]

I love Voyager but, I didn't even come close to a smirk, much less a laugh. The doctor is by far the funniest character in my opinion, but this scene just didn't do it for me. =\

[BlackScarabZ]

The Comb-over EMH is a pervert and the regular one is wishing he had that hair

[Austindude3954]

Haha

[tiggermad]

tom paris and the doctor were my favourite characters. i thought they were both very well rounded characters that had great character arcs throughout the 7 seasons.

[9999fenix]

nisam ovo odavno vidio , hvala na uploadu :)

[nonshatter7]

incredibly hilarious.

[mvanroy]

I'm sure they had to pay Picardo extra for the combover.

[R33Racer]

Can you say "Comb-over"?

[StimuLAZ]

@R33Racer Acer? Is that you? Over.

Did you say "combi mover" or "Como hover"?

"Combo"?…ear you…tatic…s…like combo. Verify

Say again Acer!

[FekLeyrTarg]

Looks like Picardo and Ryan had lots of fun in this scene. :D

[ind0ctr1n3]

Robert Picardo is definatly one of the best actors I know. Same goes for Jeni Ryan (Seven) btw, she's very good at different characters aswell.

[Ceberuss]

@ind0ctr1n3: In case someone wonders where did Jeri Ryan prove her ability to play a variety of characters, I guess an episode 5x07 Infinite Regress would be your argument, right? ;-)

[ammarios]

@Ceberuss I forget what the episode was called, but in my opinion, she proved it in that episode when 7 of 9 had the Borg equivalent of multiple personality disorder. Every single one of the characters she had to play (and near the end, since she was changing characters every couple of seconds, there was definitely no 'cut' and editing, so she was actually doing those characters in one take near the end) was done so brilliantly and believably ..she's a true actress in my books...

[Ceberuss]

@ammarios Hehe... If you just googled a little bit, you would find out, that I referred to exactly that episode. :-)

[1ownjoo2]

@ind0ctr1n3

Eh i disagree, Jeri Ryan was one of the more boring charrectors IMO,

I prefer Nelix, and the Doctor.

[MasterDragonNinja]

@1ownjoo2 Neelix was the JarJar Binks of Star Trek. He was to annoying. And I really didn't understand why he was at so many crew meetings. I get that he was a local, but still he's the ship's chef for jeebus sake!

[Draknfyre]

@1ownjoo2

Kes was boring as hell. She was so meek, so naive (her character was written this way, and it wasn't a good choice.) I think there are maybe 5 times in her entire time on the show (not counting the time-traveling episode, and the possession by warlord episode) where she raised her voice.

[waldoman7]

@Draknfyre

she started a little doubtful due to being young and in a new environment, but she had great strength. When did kess ever show a lack of courage? She has a passive attitude, but if anyone ever made that respectable it's her. It is wisdom and admirable self control that leads to her being even tempered, not weakness. When it comes to standing up for what she believes in she CAN NOT be budged.

I think you're too influenced by our aggresion based culture.

[Draknfyre]

@waldoman7

No, I saw a boring character that was their second choice to let go after Kim, however Kim had become too popular by then. They knew the character wasn't popular, either. The actress could be capable, but they wrote her really weak parts.

Picard could do peaceful. Kes was just weakly written.

Remember, they got rid of her early. So it's not like no one else thought the character wasn't going anywhere, either. If they hadn't made her the Doctor's advocate, she would be even worse.

[writergarrett]

@ind0ctr1n3 Myself I think Kate Mulgrew was really a triumph of an actress for the Star Trek franchise.

[ind0ctr1n3]

@writergarrett True, but I guess we should just agree everyone on the cast of Voyager has been excellent at their jobs.

[batman4oz]

Robert Picardo was quite the actor on this show. He, like Brent Spiner, had an amazing range of personalities and characters and emotions. And, Voyager was Great!! Some episodes were not good, but, overall....loved it, and miss it. Wish they had done a Movie with that cast!!! Well, most of them...could do without Neelix and Kes!

Oh....Best Trek line Ever....Janeway--'There's COFFEE in that Nebula!'

^^X^^

[Rainb0wSeven]

@batman4oz

Agreed. Kes was boring and Neelix was an annoying dick. I liked the episode where Tuvok killed him.

[ammarios]

@Rainb0wSeven Awww.. well, I found Neelix annoying too at the beginning, but then he really started to grow on me until I ended up liking him..I COMPLETELY agree with you about Kes though.She was really boring and actually annoying.Especially when she was getting 'visions' and would make those faces.I found myself frequently sarcastically saying out loud (after rolling my eyes) 'heeeeere we go again.. Yeah yeah ..we get it.. you're a telepath..genius..sheesh" lol..I'm glad 7 of 9 replaced her:-)

[MrLazy27]

@batman4oz It wouldn't be the same without Neelix and Kes!

[thronka]

@batman4oz He was just as hilarious in "The Golden Girls" as a Doctor. He plays a lot of doctors.

[Calriec]

@batman4oz No, the best Trek line ever is "up your shaft!" (Star Trek III).

[BaddGirl420]

@batman4oz I think you can rest assured that since Kes was out of the story before the end of the series, it's unlikely they would include her in a Voyager movie. On the other hand....Star Trek has always been plagued by too many time travel stories.

[metaRLinfo]

@batman4oz Neelix is god dammed awesome go away

[batman4oz]

@metaRLinfo

You are entitled to your own stupid opinion, but if you can't be civil, then don't bother us.

^^X^^

[metaRLinfo]

@batman4oz Sorry that you're the .1% that hates Neelix.

[batman4oz]

@metaRLinfo

You should have just stopped at, 'sorry.' I said Nothing about 'hating' Neelix...and there have been several posts here alone that agree with my thoughts about the character. You are merely annoying and irritating, but more importantly, irrelevant.

^^X^^

[jstrahan2]

I think it's more like 70% that hates Neelix. I, too, hate him, but not passionately. Probably only a medium amount of hate.

[Serostern]

@batman4oz "So you wish to copulate?"

[bennie128]

whats a klingon avrodisiack (soz if its spelt wrong). is it like a hormone stimulator for klingons/

[ThatXboxAddict]

@bennie128 1. its spelled aphrodisiac, and 2. its like a substance that just makes you really horny lol.

[Kamek00]

Haha what coincidence, watched this today, one of the funniest episodes

[Wikipediot]

lol...i remeber this...great episode

[DarkestofTimes]

xD one of my favorite moments

[JackRabbitSlim]

"They're triplets...ya know!" ;)

xD

[Madurjafro]

Wow why don't they all scan like that, and why is 2 of 3 acting like a baby?

[ajom010k]

1:21

[ajom010k]

@ajom010k 1:19

[Maryanchyk]

doctor is the best!

[Pandasrule19]

Chapter One: It's The Doctor's World, Your Just Living In It ROFL!!!!!

[dwienke707]

na your clamps outa alignment LMAO!!!

[rednasdees]

@BrianJeffreySpencer na your clamps outa alignment LMAO!!!!!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

this isn't funny, the doctors play was far more touching :P

[FlippinBooks]

As totally infantile as Tom's alterations are, they still crack me up. I love fake-Doc's snarky laugh. :D

Also, I would've loved to hear the real Doctor tell someone "Don't be a baby."

[LancetheNG]

Then don't do it.

[blackcard23]

"it hurts when i do this, THEN DONT DO IT" that made fall of my chair

[gatedude07]

Excellent. I love that scene. Doctor gets owned, haha!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

The doctors novel was better :P

[rednasdees]

@TheReasonWhyGuy thats not what this is about it about the doc getting owned by tom with tiny alterations of the docs program

lol

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@rednasdees Honestly, it was stupid, and barely counting as owning. Would it be called owning for me to dump my trash on your car?

[rednasdees]

@TheReasonWhyGuy thats hardly a comparison with the doc and tom or you and me

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@rednasdees Well, for me, it's kind of like taking a speech by dr martin luther king, and rewriting it so it makes fun of the man...

The doctors novel was touching and was about ai rights, toms bit was just trolling the doctor.

[rednasdees]

@TheReasonWhyGuy toms whas to point out to the doc that peaple can miss intrepred some things it was not realy ment as owning but it looked like it

[MagikalKraker]

i lolled at "2 of 3"

[NoInfringementIntent]

This episode was one of my all-time favorites. :-D I love Tom Paris and I thought he did a great job with this episode, getting back at The Doctor for what he did to them (albeit, unconsciously). hehe :-D

[OdessaChristie]

Seven of nine is really hot with auburn hair! and I love 1:19!

[EyeOnTheTV]

I remember this episode!!

"Ah her bi-radial clam's outta alignment" LOL'd when this aired and im loling right now.

The Doctor was about the only character that actually made this show tolerable.

[patricivan]

man, i just never liked that guy... i couldn't say why, but it just gave me some wierd vibes. must be the combover...

[bmwsux4]

If i was robert picardo i would say something like "I sorry Mr. Director I will try to get it right next time on take 54". ;)

[rlingiii]

This was to funny

[RyuTakeshi]

=( I actually love Doc-7 as a couple. Not like that, though. That was hilarious but terrifying.

And yeah. The combover got me.

[ObeyQueenLilabar]

me and two of my friends have a unimatrix. IM TWO OF THREE!!!!! THE CREEPY THING IS I HAVE BROWN HAIR!!!

[Geth7777]

Facepalm at the end!

One of the best eps of Voyager hands down.

[OniLinkSword]

The EMH was the best character from Voyager.

[ForABetterTomorrow]

sometimes it seems that he was the ONLY character...

[rednasdees]

@OniLinkSword joe was

[rednasdees]

@OniLinkSword if you dint now that was his name at the end

[Lamangelow]

I love the sarcastic use of his scanner.

[Thimbles2]

YES. I kept watching that part over and over. Gold.

[KaliDemiDarkness]

lol great combover, doc.

[FekLeyrTarg]

It's so funny. And well acted by Picardo, McNeill and Ryan.

[tribbleq]

Good episode.

[hanshotfirst1138]

This is so wrong. And yet so, so hilarious.

[lonewarrior250]

I loved how he scanned her. ha ha!

[beswick1111]

did he get to f*** 7 of 9 later?

[nonshatter7]

1:05 to 1:20 and 1:37 had me in stiches. I remember this episode well because of these bits. Thanks for the reminder. Classic laughs!!!

[Happybunnyharri]

lolz 24 secs

[tlucentefl]

Doctor: *facepalm*

[Archedgar]

Jerri Ryan is gorgeous and Picardo is a superb actor. His delivery is top notch.

Lol, fantastic scene.

[mabiniss2]

The doctor's expression at the end is priceless. or at least $10.

[mabiniss2]

Voyeur? Isn't that like spy-cams and shit?

[Aetheilas]

2:04

LOL.

[edusuntrebor]

I wonder what Paris wrote

[davedude83]

"i awaken into this world fully" is what Mr. Paris wrote :D

[edusuntrebor]

@davedude83 Ah thanks ^^

[KaychanCR13]

LOL that must have been an awkward seen to shoot!

[JackRabbitSlim]

Lol at the Doctor's comb-over haircut! xD

[MissMillsonxx]

its the doctors world your just living in it LMAO!

[luvondarox]

Definitely one of my favorite episodes.

Thanks for sharing!

[ukchristian28]

LOL! One of my favourite scenes!

[R4Akai]

HEY MORE!!!

[MeIsArtTickYouLet]

not a real situation

[AbyssalZones]

Wow. Cool. He looked like he definitely had a lot of fun with this scene.

[greengrendel]

he did do his best to have as many scenes with Jeri Ryan  as he could, who can blame him XD

[ericco79]

This is probably my favorite episode and scene. What's great is comb over and split screen aside, Robert Picardo really looks almost like 2 different people here. The facial expressions, body language, tone of voice. He's a great actor!

[inkypaws2]

@ericco79 I know! I seriously forgot for a minute there that it's not two different actors.

[MyOnlyFarph]

@ericco79 Yeah same with the message in a bottle episode when he meets zimmerman, very beleivable seperation of character.