Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 202

[MegaMrdeadly]

(insert quote here)

[Zentrix97]

i hate Mirandas voice, much better in halo 3

[spites1]

fake and gay

[goldfishlover1]

@spites1 fake and gay? it's from a video game, of course it's not real. Dumbass

[Cowpwnz]

@spites1 are you a fucking retard? its a video game, of course its fake

[MetroidMan95]

Falcon Punch?

[TransformersFan34869]

it's raining men, hallelujah...

[dragonscarz13]

I prefer Red vs Blue...

[sheerfe4rstudios]

@dragonscarz13 these are pretty clever

[jackassGALORE69]

@dragonscarz13 same here but they are still as funny as hell though

[urielsoccerball]

UNICORN POWER AWAYYYYY!!!!!

[Twitboy3000]

"Sir permission to leave the station,"

"For what purpose?"

"I have to make a potty"

"Permission granted"

"oh thank god"

lol

[itmfnd12]

uh cut scenes in halo 2 were this long?

[PyschadelicFan]

yea...

[mojoflowboy]

@itmfnd12 beginning ones were.

[mekel01]

this makes me laugh cause im always saying why dont people make jokes about this comment?

[Jesusfromjersey319]

i actually miss the original cpt keys

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

"Seems the bomb is resistant to explosions."

[SkyBobToTheResQ]

UNICORN POOOWER AWAAAAAY!!!!

[rokkdude5454]

Falcon Punch? lol

[chocoletFIRE]

UNICORN POWEH AWAYYYYYY!!!

[MeGeKiSm]

LOL XD

- I have to make a potty!

- Permission Granted

- Thank god

XD

[117Jorn]

I hope the bomb has its reseat!

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

sir,permission to leave the station General:for what purpose mc? i have to make a potty lol

mom can i keep him? i named him exploudy!

[DBSxBulldozer]

just one question wanna trade pokemon cards lol!

[angus97100]

inicorn power away!!!!!

[JapaneseSnowboarder]

i have to make a potty! lol

[Ddog64]

"Aaaaaah I regret nothing!"

Best part of the whole episode.

[kavverr]

i have to make a potty permission granted thank god

[GalacticCompound]

How could he kill me if can't even walk? How even would get here hop? Weel chair, my rooms gots stairs so....good luck with that.

[ChrisSniped]

"Ah, it seems the bomb is resitant to explosions."

[tomllama2]

Unicorn power awaaay!!

[randothepally]

"Mommy can I keep him?I named him explodey."

[SuperFry247]

it would have been funny as shit if they all said dammmmmnnn on the third beam... but they didnt :'( saaaaadd faaace

[BaronNathanel]

giant kidney stone, ugg dont remind me, I just passed one of those about a week ago and it DID have barbs and looked like that bomb...LOL. Nice work guys

[sidneykylebowman1]

Kidney stones don't hurt your penis, it only hurts while you're passing it through your body.

[BaronNathanel]

the HELL they dont, I've passed 86 of them over the last 8 years (which ended my military career thanks to the blood in the urine) and once it hits your bladder the pain does stop since its outta your uretur but if you have a 4 mm or larger stone, it can get hung up in your privates and it hurts like a S.O.B. lol, This is so not related to the video that much but, ah well, lol.

[sidneykylebowman1]

Oh, didn't know that. I've gotten one or two, but they were very small, and my step father gets them all the time (from a mixture of Diet Cokes and being a fat guy).

It's never really hurt either of us once it enters your privates, but I guess that would depend on size and sharpness.

Sorry I came to the conclusion that I did lol

[BaronNathanel]

ah man, no apology needed, your right thought ALOT of peeps dont have pain down there cause they flush it out well, i'm in that four percent that gets those hangers that just dont wanna get the hell outta me, LOL. Hope you NEVER have one again.

[VendettaPiXie]

i love how this is so irrelevant...but hilarious <3

:] <3 xox

[BaronNathanel]

hahaha, wasnt it though? That was my insanity at its finest. lol.

[slickback90]

"me inside your head now"

"That's what she sai-what?"

lol

[skeletonkey245]

"how can he be any more geared up than he alredy is?"

"maybe a tie a tie would look nice"

lol

[doctagrim]

ive seen nearly all of these now there so fukkin funny its unbelievable machinima is the best

[wiitard07]

I have to make a poddy! OOOOH thank god

[TheGrayWo1f]

"We just wanted to celbrate Christmas in peace!"

[JDBW]

So apearently the bomb is resistance to explosions

[lilaznboy81]

Thats what she sai- wait what?

[swirkass]

thats wat shes wait wat lol i love that part

[Odieandgarfield]

We just wanted to celebrate christmas in peace...

[phitenmen08]

UNICORN POWER ACTIVEATE!!!!

[Prvtruls]

unicorn power away*

[Anfumb]

is this halo 2

[fragm3llow]

yeah

[FrceUnlshdrulez]

unicorn power go!!!!!!!

[54M0RR15]

UNICORN POWER AWAY!!!!

[mattz456]

star wars ftw!

[Sjekim]

Falcon punch?

ROFL!

[givemerockbitch]

lol

[halomojo2]

uh thank god

[PIE5432]

i have to make a potty LOL

[cmg24]

permission granted!!

[tldragonking]

ooooohhh thank god!

[PIE5432]

UNICORN POWER AWAY!!! ROFL

[spice419]

THATS WHAT SHE SAi what what?

[ieatedursouL12]

rofl and ya i saw thatmovie it was hilarious

[BlindedByDeath]

watched the whitepalace thngy movie

[521182]

lol

[Chief4Army117]

lol, the views are at 101,101 views! wierd! :)

[follet20044]

fun vid

[mtarded007]

why do high schoolers get to be im Halo?

[h3mellowdev]

lolololollo

[420jastheace420]

funny

[dcboy2323]

at 20 you shouid have done a sex joke ready for position??????????

[machinimarocks]

lolz that was fuckin wierd but funny mc has a 14 inch cock!

[ncben23]

5 stars machinima 5 stars

[PLOGhost]

i have to make a potty lol

[CommanderAcorn]

unicorn power away!!! lol

[ultratog1028]

"i'm in position and ready for assualt" bow chicka bow wow

[spade2live89]

1:01 he gave it the fonz

[tauno125]

Q:why you should not jump on a bomb

A:you might fall off and hurt yourself

[NextGenLaughter]

IIIIIII REGRET NOTHING LOL

[fillup0]

Permission to leave the station...

For what purpose?

I HAVE TO MAKE A POTTY...

... Permission granted!

I lol'd.

[treefalse]

"Package for Hugh Mans?"

[XsNightmarEsX]

naah they shouldave said IMA CHARGIN MA LAZERR.... and when it shoots SHOOT DAT WHOOPP

[theehlers]

arby n the chief copyright much

[punkslashhippy]

arby and the cheif?

bullshit mate, digital ph33r got it off 4chan

[2d122]

when the lazer went off wen chief was drifting in space with the bomb,they should of sayed,IMMA CHARGING MA LAZER!!!!

[XMkidX]

when cortana said "what if you miss?" they should have said "well then you'll have to clean it up"

[SPARTAN43982]

@XMkidX for real lol

[BananaNinja96]

@XMkidX Probably something more like, "You'll have to clean up my steaming roasted carcass." but yeah. Pretty much

[Ranman108]

lolz hey wana trade pokemon cards WTF?

[WuvableKel]

episode 202? wdf

[jakobless]

season 2 episode 02..

[EliteSpartin]

season 2 episode 2

[adzcis88]

season 2 episode 02

[Halomainaic1234]

Enough you 3, gosh! The guy knows already, sheesh.

[timmah918]

u give a bomb a high five to disarm it lol

[SpartanCommanderJay]

A tie?

LMAO!

[nichickmet]

chief what have i told u about jumping on the bomb lolololololololo

[whitefire56]

Unicorn Power FTW!!

[halowolfgirlpitbull]

"we have a package here for hu-mans? for mchief sucks lol" rofl xD

[falconmonkey56]

lol "falcon punch?"

[mojoflowboy]

mom can i keep him i named him explody

lolololol.

[linkassassin360]

he wouldn't look good in a tie :(

[checkpoo76]

mom may i keep him?

[Carnage1235]

Falcon Punch?

[mnoed]

may i go to the bathroom,

permission granted

XD

[playerstill123]

iiii regret nothing

[Razgriz083]

XD unicorn power activate

[playerstill123]

iiiii regret nothing!

[FightingJEDI14]

ROFL

[FightingJEDI14]

ITS A GIANT KIDNEY STONE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZ sorry my key was stuck

[spydafx]

sounds like bill and teds excellent adventure

[123horton123]

haha love this series

UNICORN POWER AWAY!

[tauno125]

now we know why you should not jump on bombs

it will start raining men

lol

[zejokesonu]

asome so funny guys

[NiGhTmArEs09]

AHAHAH mommy can i keep him i named him explodie

[KSmittlez]

HAHAHA "UNICORN POWER AWAAAAAAAY" i love it :D

[billybobby800]

epic fail well mabey not epic...just a lil childish i still laughed though..(i really just laugh at anything im childish

my comment made no fucking sense rofl im still posting this =D

[BlazinAzn99]

Some of this humor is very childish but hey, w/e

[KDBTV]

FALCON PUNCH???

That was just class!

[mgazali1989]

unicorn power away! LOL!

[Niglpp]

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[PyrosmileProductions]

Hopefully you're enjoying the extra member's vids. Thanks for the support! :)

- smiley

[Niglpp]

sick bro luv your vids and style hope we can be friends or something. my account tag is Soz 0wned U

[chargersftw]

202 episodes holy crap

[PyrosmileProductions]

202 = season 2, episode 02.

- smiley

[stupid847483]

mom can i keep him inamed him explody

[fan01o8]

this is cool how do you make the masterchief and that other guy appear as if in a theater

[Proletar1at]

I lol'd.

[the4noobz]

lol

[DesertEagle755]

falcon punch?

[Niglpp]

from super smash brothers XD

[HOW2workHOMEonPC]

WOW, this is so nice! Keep up the good work..

[ChristophyBrun]

You guys blow hard.

HARD.

[BlackAye1]

dude.

if i ever get a video camera im going to make a series of these.

i know funny. i have friends who are funny too.

[lollypopdude]

Wow dude that wasn't funny at all....

[b9hockey]

you guys suck

[jaraha]

Honestly, you guys really do suck at this. Its a disgrace to the real MST3K.

[Kruc101]

Leave it to the real MST3K crew.... you guys suck !!

[monkey0alejandro]

this was great.. I'm so happy I stumbled on it. thanks guys!

[PsboyX360]

hilarious!

[BlackNoir]

This is a snorefest.

[Shroomz08]

im sorry , but that was awful

[Terr0c1ty]

agreed.

how has this video got 82,651 view and 4.5 stars out of 670 ratings?

[ThyesteanJazz]

This isint funny ?

[returnofdagbert]

This isn't any funnier than the last time you guys tried this tirade.

[firetwister]

...

[retsisruoydekcufi]

The HALOSEXUALS out there are getting all excited!!!

[archerhood01]

Dude, the ship looks like a penis!

[baipc1983]

lol big one

[dillydean]

yeah thats what i thought about gearing up lol

[tartarsauce44]

i regret nothing!

[myiPodnoturs]

lol @: UNICORN POWER ACTIVATE!

[jtm11111111111111111]

the other episodes were funnier

[RoselynsBush]

This was so gay, the only way neone could think this is funny, is if they had the brain capacity of a 3 year old

[mogwieone]

LMFAO i pee'ed my chair!