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  • So funny he's cute

  • poor kid...

  • 240p...we meet again!

  • probably shoul've given him apple orange, no sugar treats....instead.

  • He is a young Chris Farley

    Basically tommy boy

  • Am only 5 lol:D

  • @difimay9 chocolate chip granola bars...

  • at 4.55 when the lil boy sits down its like yeah im the mannnnnnnnnnnnnn lol

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  • when he says he got two bars, then ellen says what kind of bars and he says chocolate chip???, wtf is a chocolate chip bar?

  • ...no ..I'm only 5 hahaha

  • hmz Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

  • Wow not even a thank you from the kid.

  • @pizzuto3 Rightt!! I was like damn where are his manners! lol haha oh goodness..

  • ahhaaha "You gotta gf? U married?"

    "No...Im only 5."

    "Oh...sorry, i forgot."

  • He should get together with Sophia Grace - a match made in heaven. Too cute.

  • hmz I am here to have fun

  • He is ssooo cute and Adorable

  • so i love try new things and thats why im here

  • "we like your commercial!"

    "....eh"

    hahahaha, he's absolutely precious!

  • Im in love with this kid....soooooo adorable

  • childhood obesity is not a joke.

  • @jenck89 boohoo, this isn't a joke. The reason their laughing is because he's adorable not because he's fat.

  • @jmania21 its proven that children who are obese will grow to be obese adults and develop cardiac and respiratory disorders. i know im being a debbie downer but its facts and more people need to be aware and lead a healthier lifestyle and start teaching their children good practices.

  • Hahaha adorable

  • Mini Chris Farley

  • Ellen: Well...I have something for you

    Little boy: And im not done=D

    Ellen: W..What?

    Little boy: Im not done=D

    hahahaha

  • -And im not done- lmfaoxD

  • -Ellen brings out basket-

    kid: O_O! -reaches out to grab it- ...m...m...MINE

  • hiya i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

  • That kid blew my candles out at my birthday party and I almost smacked him, but that was like 8 years ago and yes I do know him and his whole family

  • 1:14 "Alright" *serious face* LMAO!!! i love kids

  • That kid is so funny!! Aww

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  • I like all kinds of Lays .. im sorry but I cracked up :D

  • "we like your commercial!"

    "... arright..."

  • lolol this was hilarious xD

  • we like your commercial

    alright....

  • we loved your commerical

    "alright"

    HAHA

  • @terrymanolitsis Don't talk shit on PETEY! I KNOW THAT KID BREH!

  • @terrymanolitsis no dissin.

  • he's my favorite kid on ellen. he's just plain old funny :)

  • Even Ellen couldn't resist to laugh when he said "I'm only five" hahaha

  • way to go ELLEN!!! Give the fat kid more Junk Food!! I'm soooo disappointed in you!!!

  • I love Ellen, but isn't this like an ad for childhood obesity? O_O

  • 3:36 I'm just 5 XD

  • Lol...I love how he just takes his basket and walks away.

  • 68 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE NEVER GOT 2 COOKIES..LOL..HAHA..

  • E: you are very adorable

    P: alright

    Hahahahahahaha priceless

  • this kid will turn out to be the next Donald Trump

  • Oh my gosh!!! Ha ha ha

  • I can't do a friggin push u to save my life and this five year old can lol

  • E: "so we like your commercial"

    P: "Alright"

  • this nigga is all swag yo

  • i watch this every time i nd a laugh

  • Hahah...the cutest kid ever seen:*

  • jajajaja he is so cute XD

  • I love the awkward silence at 5:38

  • I love at the end he just grabs his food and just walks away. He didnt give her hug or say bye or anything!!!Too cute

  • hahaha 4:54 the way he moves his hands is funny :P

  • @15uga like setting hand planes down to land

  • Doing it for the free food, wooo! :)

  • they werent press ups lol love this kid

  • We like your commercial...EH

  • Love him*lol

  • Love her!!!

  • I know him and his brothers. He's a funny kid (:

  • 2 COOKIES... LOL.. he's awesome.. I can see this kid back on Ellen in 15 years & they will probably show this video..

  • They need to stop fattening that kid up. He's already overweight for his age.

  • haha i love how he just leaves :D

  • "Are you married?"

    "No, I'm only 5" Well played sir, well played.

  • It's so hard to figure out if he is kidding or not :P either way its hillarious

  • talk about susan boyle but hes cute and funny

  • lol omg so funny!

  • I love at the end when ellen gives to the kid his cookies and he goes away without saying goodbye and leaving his jacket behind like: " I just want my fucking cookies and leave this place so that i can eat them without a bunch of people staring at me!! " He's soo cute!! :P

  • damn this kid is awsome. so funny.lol

  • "So we like your commerical."

    "Alright..." Lolololololol this kid is great.

  • he's a cute little boy 

  • if he is obese u have to blame the parents and not him!

  • fat ass

  • Gosh, this kid is seriously obese. If I met him I would make him do 100 push ups, sit ups until he screams, and run 5 miles. He needs to stop eating so much candy because all that junk will catch up to him someday.

  • him and ellen have the same hair haha

  • 4:54 omg hilarious! This kid is greattt!!!

  • he is such a chubby cute little kid...... how could you dislike this

  • "you're really adorable.. " "alright." ahahahaha

  • I like the cormecial alright bahaha

  • he just get's up and toddles off with his basket of cookies, like "I'm done" hahahaha

  • That's right.. give the fat kid junk food!

  • I love how ellen hands him the basket full of goodies and she's like "that's nice right??" and he's just like "YES" lmao

  • Ellen: "Are you married?" Kid...."I'm only five"

  • iam only 5 ,hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • "I'm only five" FINALLY A KID THAT UNDERSTANDS HE'S A KID. ohmylord THANK YOU!!<3

  • Hi Ellen

  • coolest 5 year old EVEEERR XD lmao !!

  • That kid is really adorable :)

  • allen encouraged the boy to get obesity sooner or later..nway,hes funny..

  • HAHA!!!! <3 ITTT

  • Ellen~: You have a girlfriend, you married or anything?

    Pete~: No, I'm five.

    Ellen~: Oh yeah, I forgot.

  • Chris Farley's love child

  • Adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm only 5! xD

  • Love himmmmmmmmmmmm .

  • "So, do you have a girlfriend?, are you married? Anything like that?!?":D

    "no.....I'm five..":|

  • Amo a Ellen Degeneres!!! 

  • oh gosh i can't stop laughing he is so adorable

  • so short and so cute!!

  • "You have a girlfriend? Are you married?"

    "I'm only five."

    x] I swear I died!

  • And i'm not done.. Lol xD

  • Couldn't stop laughing this is too cute

  • im still laughing!!!!:) i cant stop! omg he is the cutest thing on the face of the earth

  • "I'm only 5..." hahah 3:39

  • "I have something for you--"

    "Im not done"

  • I love himhehehehe I m only five .

  • I love him.

  • ELLEN: UR VERY ADORABLE

    KID: ALRIGHT.

    LMAOOOO LOOK AT ELLEN'S EXPRESSION!XD

  • this is so adorable!

  • that commercial is kinda sad... :(

  • Do you have a girlfriend? are u married?

    No, I"m only five.............. loooooool

  • ahhhhhhhhhhh he is so cute!!!

  • 240p ftw

    

  • no, I'm only 5 . haha(: luvv dat partt! oh and wait im not donne!! ahha(: luv tht too! like this if u agree!(:

  • We like your commercial... Alright! hahahaha.

  • We like you commercial... Alright! hahahaha.

  • aww cuute dumpling :)

  • i get to go on AIRPLANES lmao

  • the best part was at 2:59 - 3:11!!!

  • the best part was at 2:59 - 3:11!!!

  • funniest thing ive ever heard!!

  • the super cool kiddo :D

  • "Do you have a girlfriend, are you married or anything?

    No, I'm only 5" HAHAHAHA

  • "Babies like to breathe and their good at hiding. I put a pillow on a baby once, i thought she wasn't breathing but she was, she was very sneaky. But i'll try again."

  • He looks sorta bored...

  • Ellen: so we like your Commercial..

    Pete: ah&$%e

    its mean i knw LMAO

  • Great job promoting childhood obesity Ellen!

  • he forgot his jacket! XD

  • he is so cute

  • Ellin "You have a girlfriend? you married or anything?"

    Pete "No, I'm only 5."

  • Lol!!!

  • you know hes gonna b one fat son of a **** when hes older

  • @click9ine2k7 SILL HE WIL N MOR POPULAR DEN U..ASSHOLE..LOL..HAHA..

  • the way he sat back in the chair after doing pushups LOLLLL now that is PRICELSS

  • "So, uh we like your commerical."

    "Alright."

    HAHA!

  • what are lays? xxxx

  • @Alaurahpinder1990 "lays" is a brand of potatoe chips thats very famous in america.

  • So damn cute

  • Lol, so casual,

  • i like how he just took the chocolates and left without goodbye

    lolol

  • This kid reminds me of Peter from the Cosby Show. <3

  • @hrholmesinfinity Yes! haha :)

  • down by the river!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • down by the river!!!!!!!

  • haha his so cute ;)

  • :O he stared into that basket like he just got 500million dollars lmaooo

  • He's sooooooooo adorable

  • he eats ALOOOOTT!

  • He's so funny, because he never smiles, and does funny things. LOL. sitting in that chair like that.

  • So cute XD

  • funniest kid ever

  • I hate when I go to watch the video and the top comments give the "punchline" away, but it makes me want to watch the video more then though! =)

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha And then he just leaves!!! hahahaahahahahahahah AeWesome!! ( chikde obesity encouraged....but...common 2007 a less concious ellen about that)

  • No I'm only five. Haha. :)

  • that's encouraging child obesity.... but his a cute kid

  • Fuck that bitch that kid is way better.

  • @joe59788 Agreed. She talks to him like he's shit.

  • @ebowebo hahaha agreed.

  • i love his little push up! toooooooooo cute!!!

  • I love that there's still a coffee mug on the table in front of him.

  • hahahahaha i cant stop smiling :)

  • I love how he talks, so professional, like he doesn't care. And then he was just staring at the basket and Ellen was trying to get his attention!!

  • 67 dislike is a hater and Hate kids

  • he left the jacket

  • he is EXACTLY like Chris Farley

  • i love how he sits and just sways his feet! AWWWW

  • HAhahahahahahahah laugh so hard! he's cute!

  • Ellen: So we like your commercial.

    Pete: Alright..

    ROFL

  • Mini Kevin from The Office?

  • @JammatheGreat ahahaha!! yes!

  • so cute! he din even bother to look at ellen or laugh after she gave him the basket (: adorable!