B S02E08

[khasab]

there's a better W.H.Auden quote. I can't remember who said it but someone said " soon we'll have to spread him out like a map to see who it is"

[kennydub101]

13 minutes before jo brand makes a joke about her husband. a record

[audball911]

So if you rip a bee's wings off, it will still buzz? ...cool.

[onelessninjapirate]

@pandajungle scottish. ^_^

[PandaJungle]

can somebody please tell me what kind of accent greg has?

[khasab]

@PandaJungle scots

[PandaJungle]

@khasab @onelessninjapirate  thanks..:)

[8368OFTQA]

That Jo Brand is fucking unfunny, just blurting out pointless shit in a monotone.

[soundslave]

@8368OFTQA thank you, you see what I see. I have no idea why people love her.

I get the feeling it's just women that like her, simply because she's a woman in a mans profession.

[loravine]

At least once every episode, someone will say the word Penis.

[Devoti]

that feeling when you know the answer, but aren't at the show... :( i so wanted to answer the angler fish thing.

[pinkriffic]

I love the bit where Alan starts telling rubbish jokes like why did the mushroom go to the party; the banter between Alan and Jo about those jokes being made for imbeciles makes it seem like the lunch break at the QI school. XD

[TheBrontolith]

When basketball first started, the most prominent players were actually Jewish.

[WalterLiddy]

Basketball is Canadian - sort of. The inventor and most of the players of the first game of it were Canadian, not American.

[Hashishin13]

Hes wrong about the bees, bumble bees leave their stinger too, probably other kinds as well.

[WalterLiddy]

@Hashishin13 According to Wikipedia, bumblebees don't have barbed stings and therefor can sting repeatedly.

[Crash171]

@WalterLiddy You can find videos here on youtube of certain types of bees leaving the stinger in

[andrewhenman]

11:03 Jimmy Carr laughing?

[ellatheevil]

I love Jo Brand, she is so funny! But I can't stand Rich Hall, why is he on so often?!

[NAnJ4]

@ellatheevil

I feel the same way about Jo and Rich Hall, I cannot stand him -__-

[basherofnoggins]

@ellatheevil Because He's brilliant

[Aervane]

@ellatheevil May I ask why? He's my favorite of all the sometimes panelists.

[ellatheevil]

@Aervane I just don't think he is funny. I can tell that he's smart but he acts like a moron and I don't get it. I can see why people would like him but I find him really awkward.

[Adii30]

" Oh, don't you look at me like that you fucking pig-eyed sack of shit!" EVERYTHING Stephen says is absolute gold!

[UncensoredX]

Well I have time to finish my thesis... Just one more QI... its only 4 am!

[2eelShmeal]

How are these guys so funny so fast? All these guys were class clowns.

Thank goodness for class clowns.

[ringosis]

@2eelShmeal

Editing

[2eelShmeal]

@ringosis Ahhhh, yeeees, lol

[demos182]

Just....one....more....episode­......



[rayhs1984]

I'm American so I like Rich Hall. He's smart enough to not try to fake a answer for the British questions. I bet his brain was saying "who the fuck is Nelson?"

[ringosis]

@rayhs1984

Rich Hall has been living in Britain for a couple of decades, I'm pretty sure he's aware who Nelson is.

[lesterclaypool1]

@ringosis

We know who Admiral Nelson is ever here, too. Interestingly, I'm building a model of his boat from scratch as we watch this.

[fatcornerback]

Thanks for putting these videos up... the hours i've spent watching this have cost me at least a few percent in my exams... and frankly speaking, well worth it!

[BJCURRIVAN]

A bubble pops exactly when rich's buzzer pops right behind his head

[stagedive516]

Am I the only one who thought Jo's buzzer wasn't "barbecue" but "bong"?

[Watabou89]

I wish Jo Brand and Rich Hall didn't come in this show that often. Jo acts like she doesn't care and is extremely annoying and Rich hall is just annoying most of the time.

[BJCURRIVAN]

@Watabou89 Jo looks like she doesnt care cos she doesnt care

[Idraena]

"Has it occurred to you that they may not be using the sun? Everyone's going, they can calculate the position of the sun even when it's on the other side of the world, and the bees are going 'What?! No, we just REMEMBER WHERE WE LIVE.' Why is it so odd that they know where they live anyway?"

"Well, because they only have 950 thousand neurons ..."

"But they've only got one thing to remember: WHERE THEY LIVE."

[EKS511]

@Idraena I laughed SO HARD at that part! I think it would be great if scientists discover one day that 950 neurons are enough to remember where you live. We can all yell, "Alan was right!"

[scientifico]

I've no job. I'm still in bed at 1pm yet Qi makes it all not so bad. Thank you for uploading the mother load.

[ishsawah]

fred looks so young !

[ChaosRangerRed]

The sad story of the pathetic male angler does pretty much describe a lot of marriages I've witnessed, except that in those unions, the testicles are the first to go. =)

QI always makes my day; thanks so much!

[OxygenChrist]

How convenient...I just pured myself a glass of wine :D

[AikoUmbrella]

Alaaaan..... Why so gorgeous? :D

[blazinboomer]

what's that classic thing about angler fish by jo?

[ahenmaxtae]

love it when stephen fry swears mehehehe

[MarkProffitt]

"They only have one thing to remember, where they live." :)

[prts2]

Slamball... That's a ball sport only imaginable in the us.. :D Check it out..

[TVFILMBUFF]

.... and if you want to see more QI just click on your subscription tab now.

[youngbean007]

I went fishing yesterday and missed the uploads, glad to spend today eating fish(brain food?) and watching new episodes of Qi. Thank you Mr Q1

[BlueRowan]

i thought he said chip too :)

[ginnypinnydfjs]

@BlueRowan me too!

[MetalGearCherVik]

Stopped watching QI on TV to watch QI on YouTube

[jaksongpg]

@MetalGearCherVik that's what I do - or at least have been doing since I found QI on the youtube...

[DrPinkReality]

@MetalGearCherVik You naughty, naughty person.

[TheGFeather]

Thank you so much, QI enabler. We in Canada salute you!

[CairoDuqane]

@TheGFeather  USA too

[killallneds]

Deep fried pizza and mars bars :D im proud to be a scot :D love em:P

[spiritjourneypots]

I think Rich my be one of my faves. :) He's nuts... and I love that.

[syncmaster710n14]

you my man are a god.

[MattMcSteen]

I haven't done anything else than watch QI all day, lmao. x)

[lesterclaypool1]

@MattMcSteen

That's a perfect day date for us. Throw something in the slow cooker, or order in, sit around in our sleep gear watching Qi. It's even more bad ass if it's raining.

[Devoti]

@MattMcSteen it works great with minecraft :) i just run it in the background. after all it's more interesting to listen to than to watch.

[AntiMorons]

Alan owns in this.

[BODYGCB]

Thank u so much!

I luv it!

[meadowlakestreet]

Thank you!

[Gangsta3e3]

Hurray! If it weren't for you I wouldn't be able to watch all of these older episodes! Thank you.

[yutzwagon2]

SUCCEED. ANOTHER UPLOAD.