How To Take a Shit

[Pantheon011]

im taking a shit right now and i did not use some magazine to kill time but a laptop .__.

[smdgethesnip]

you didint wash youre hands you dirty bastard

[A7X1226]

I love my toilet. We've been throught alot of shit together.

[HomeOfexe]

Thakyou had some troubles

-kohzt

[NickFourSpeed]

U did not wash ur hands foolish man lol

[FREAKYFISH1000]

I am curently taking a shit

[jeffreynevermind]

You forgot to wash your hands. That's a crucial element in taking a shit.

[ParallelGamers]

I love shitting its so fun!

[willitflush3d]

The last 20 years I took an incorrect shit.

[MezzaII]

@jafyNAWA11 same :)

[tarimaa1]

you want to smell your shit for as long as you can cause you can take a shit and get high by smelling your own shit when you are outta weed and waiting for the weed man!

[Alexhallkiller]

@tarimaa1 clean up ur act. or not whatever... LOL

[jafyNWA11]

I searched this cuz i was taking a shit

[bigfoad]

thank you i was taking shit wrong for 16 years thanks for saving my ass

[MrAwesome2210]

I saw his twinkie

[icfire97]

ahahahhaahah!! ahahahahahah!! ahahahahahahh! XD XD

[12fredfredfred]

if you don't know how take a crap then you need help you sick nennie first off who told u to teach people how to take a @@@@@$%^& in the first place and get a life

[12fredfredfred]

got dame what the fucking hell was that. every body the fucking world knows how to take a shit. and when are you going to wash your hands you filthy bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[Multi420master]

he shit himself before he even sat.. see when he paused.. :D

[themaimoonah]

I searched this randomly didnt think I would actually find one, anyways thanks man that is the knowledge we need.

[DontClickOnMyIcon]

I keep forgeting to put the lid up!!

[12fredfredfred]

the fuck what the fuck is that.!! you can not put the fucking lid off the  toilet. what do you do take a masive shit right there on the got dame thing i mean for god sake why the hell would you post something like that. to humor your self. have some respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Popanator2010]

You didn't wash your hands. Do you just lick them?

[lcpato]

wtf you try to kill your fuck dog man

[JKM8511]

lmfao

[ThePaja2000]

i need to take a shit but im too lazy to go to bathroom!!!

[garyii659]

He didnt wash his hand and yah I am talking a shit right now

[shizzel122]

Thumbs up if you were taking a shit and watching this at the same time on your smartphone

[HideMe50]

flush his ass

[dynamitejaz]

Thumbs up if you wanted to take a shit while you saw this

[hypercapricorn5775]

press 8 rapidly to see him shitting

[gavinpoot]

i prefer to shit in my back yard, saves water

[bijand25]

Funniest vid I've seen in a long time. And why would he wash his hands he didn't wipe his ass with his hand who washes? I might squirt some sanitizer but f washin

[trashgringo]

Thumbs up if you had to take a shit while using the computer and all of a sudden you get the idea of looking up " How to take a shit"

[rubyspear131]

@trashgringo I got bored one night and looked up on the browser "how to take a shit"

[monsterviolence]

lol 1:57 (the lunge) = risky 

[iloverebeccachambers]

You forgot to wash your hands man. And one more look to the shiter to be shure of the shit is gone. I know my english sucks but if i tell u in russian I'm afraid u cant understand a shit. You also can use your reading materials as toilet paper if its needs to. Good luck.

[Popanator2010]

What about the instructions of pushing the poopie out of your poopie hole? Also what the best method of eating those poopies?

[Aly1T]

gay

[vicfern05]

Thhhumbs if u were takin a shit while watching this videooo

[areiner96]

who the hell folds their toilet paper??

[ElCrazyVATO5]

What the fuck is this shi,,,, who would watch this i dont even know why i even watched this rright now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JKM8511]

LMFAO!!!

[mryjn420090]

Ive been just shitting my pants for 20 years Im glad I came across this video

[Jordan1Rivers]

@mryjn420090 Hahaha.

[FightForOurLives]

i find this hard to masturbait to...

[rbrook556]

thank god.. ive been holding this bad boy in for years

[ivanhalen1]

poor dog

[assbagfart123]

haha rape your neighbor

[Crazy4Ink1100]

it looks like the last time he got some ass is when his finger sliped through the toilet papper

[kamaslaya]

you didnt actually wash your hands.... EEEEEEEEEEWWWW xD

[hitmonlee1599]

Ohhhh so that's how you do it.... I'm enlightened.

[hypermonkey69]

so thats how its done.........!!!

[pigpromoter]

re-fucking-tarded.

[DrSamSon366]

Now, I can take a peacefull shit

[MrJosh1373]

wow now i can take a shit weeee :\

[TheTicoManiaTico]

thumbs up if when you want to clean ur butt you only take a bunch of toilet paper wrap em in a ball and clean ur ass

[Encephalitisify]

They wanna be gay together. I could feel the tension

[FourAcesHand]

thanks, now i know how to take a shit

[xoJustAnotherOneox]

your cutteee

[MikeDD13]

How do i prevent water splashing up my asshole when i shit?

[jdbiebsluver]

you never washed your hands...

[FasoleCuMuci10]

fags

[TheDNDWizard]

LOLZ!  So funny!

[CrispierJmoney1]

One swipe? Fuck that some people need to stop being so damn lazy and wipe their ass good. Stinky fucks. smiley face

[TheFcknickname]

wtf all u have to do is sit shit then wipe yourself

[MindlessMicrophone]

Nobody does this anymore. sorry



[robgoalie335]

im about to take a shit and I serched this to make shure I do it rite.

[fadfax]

Insightful, very.

[vk4akp]

Dirty fark-a didn't wash his hands! Hep-A is on it's way! :( .-.-.

[cdog9991]

Good tutorial. I totally forgot hot to take a shit haha

God knows WHY i clicked on this video

[cdubvdub]

no one likes a itchy ass at work 

[MrJumpshoot]

i searched it cuz i was bored, but after watching it i took a shit

[emello4you]

Nope, just a nice big rotten, good old fashioned dump. Sometimes I forget to wipe. :(

[windson7]

dont you people wash your asses with water?!

[KNIGHTCleric]

@windson7 i do wash..sometimes

[thetruth399]

he didnt really take a shit

[Danny82083]

DUDE!@!@! YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOU'RE HANDS!!!! THAT'S NASTY MAN!!! AND COME ONNN JUST 1 WIPE?? DUDE YOU'RE ASSHOLE MUST BE SCREAMING SOAP AND WATERRRR PLEASE!!!! LMFAO!!

[Spastan117]

i just looked this up because i was bored

[andris4]

You take a crap with your pants on? Thats just not ritght...

[TheDkrame]

ok so if i wiped one time, id have a hell of a mudbutt. jesus this was stupid.

[MrGrakkus]

ty was about to explode ty ty ty omg aaaaah *takes a shit :P

[MrMonsterGuy]

Oh thank god!!! Now I finally know how to take a shit! :D

[doubleOR1]

One swipe? didn't even wash his hands? didn't even pull up his shirt! touched everything with this dirty ass hands. disgusting. definitely not the way to take a shit.

[kaverdinho]

i dont know why im searching for somthing like this :O

[Lipo4961]

thumbs up if you think he is an IDIOT becouse he made a video about "How To Take a Shit"

[tidus725]

What happened to next week?

[Thebigharrypotterfan]

this is so hilarious

[jonny786241]

this is wrong on so many levels just thinking about how many would make ur head

xplode

[IplayPS37037310]

What a fag ho talkes about taking a shiy

[aquaagu2]

@IplayPS37037310 lol u hypocrit. why areyou watching it then?

[furyp100]

@panterajoey it depends what shit is it

[TheMusikLiv]

The bathroom? i thouht i was in the kitchen... ohhh f***!!!!

[themma4]

teach ur self before teaching others

[themma4]

teach ur self before you tell every one else

[phazebreezy]

you forgott to stick ur finger up ur butt and wiggle to get the leftover caca inside...:)

[soxeyer]

NOW!!! (too many nows)

[StormRaven332]

This is full of win ^^

[chuckbyf]

I like to just squat in the neighbors yard. No muss, no fuss!

[casenasty101]

this shit sucks i took the shit this way but i missed

[jindobui26]

i hate while i'm shitting the shit felt into the water and flash back to my ass OMG

[Restarea11019V]

you have to rock back , that helps you take a better shit

[TheChrisAzn]

Of course! It all makes sense now! Thank you so much!

[thestinkingfarter]

I call it 'taking an islam', or 'taking a muhammad', or 'taking an Obama'.

[MrNARUTOnumber1fan]

u nasty fuck. you forgot to masturbate!

[tommyd1905]

errrr u dont wash ur hands !!!

[TheEpicGamer1999]

WTF who ever watched it is a gay fag

[mindis99]

@TheEpicGamer1999 well u are a gay fag then?

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

@TheEpicGamer1999 <=== gay fag

[MrNARUTOnumber1fan]

@TheEpicGamer1999 stfu hypicrit

[EtherMagic]

Hahahahahahahahahahhaa  To funny!!!

[HAYU571018031]

is soviet russia, the poop take you!

[redballyou]

i watched this vid while taking a shit, thank god we have wifi

[mcorpus01]

why would you go to the bathroom if you dont feel like taking a shit

[arabiannight100angry]

3 words for you,, get to fuck!!! :)))

[xy274]

wow...youtube has everything.

[hardybar1]

Watching this makes me want to go to the bathroom!

[guthan12]

I'm still confused in how to take shit.....

[fanatiktitanic]

you had to wash your hands!!! :S

[teddyxX420Xx]

you forgot to wash your hand you dirty do u listen to slayer?! :D \m/!

[herosortof7529]

Thanks man I was stuck on step 6

[ilvince82]

you didn't wash your hands! lol

[Terminator2091]

Finally I know how to take a shit

[selenagomez12able]

U HAVE A GUY IN THERE WITH U

[MalibuCornelius]

Your not shitting, I mean kidding around. There are suddenly a lot of stupid Youtube instructional videos that start with "How To...". Next I'm going to look up "How To Kiss Ass"

[afroengineersteve]

that was more like a tuturial on how to take a diariaah ,because of the exsesive amount of toilet paper

[GenjiIsSoCool]

I need to take a shit right now.

[ejandfelixxx]

thanx 4 the video didnt know how to take a shite til now.

[Yumifreak3]

Damn, I was just looking up "How to Take A Shit" on YouTube as a joke, but I didn't know I would find this! xD Cracks me up of the "waftting in the smell" part. I'm standing in line at the store and I remember this and I just burst out laughing. But I guess it's cause I'm a guy and guys make and look up stupidly hilarious stuff like this xD

[pfc3]

hands dont need to be washed?

[hernandeselpeligroso]

Reading material..... he make it sound like if it was very important lol

[sosavidz]

and then you two tested each others prostates with your cocks.

[1973woodman]

wow, what a shitty attempt at being funny

[Phybud420]

poor cat

[nigerianniceguy]

its a dog dufus

[ieatkackandpie]

lunge ftw!!!!!!!!

[istafala]

I use the bidet :)

[SuperNumber19]

you forgot to wash your poop stain hands comrade!! and lolz @ lounging!

[snook248]

lmao halerious shit

[sasukex125]

what kind of house do u have? u n ur neighbor share a bathroom?!?

[nigerianniceguy]

its called a jack and jill bathroom

[ninjabunny95]

@sasukex125 its called a jack and jill bathroom. no idea why though :/ x

[younggun776]

That makes me have to shit

[panterajoey]

just one wipe? thats how you end up with an itchy butthole

[cyborgforlife]

i go lunge for my i-pod!

good video!!!

[pete7wiegard]

hahaha the reading hole XD

[marshallhwa]

forget wash your hand

[BWB7785]

its good