Disabled girl wants sausage, Horny ex boyfriend & Psycho love! - Ask The John

[QTap1718]

lol

[PlatinumBD]

That Handicapped shit was funny! Where the hell that music come from xD

[jamesodinson]

Answer: Of course I get jelous at first glance but then its time to turn on my swag, Girls are evil and will attack at the first sign of weakness or jelousy, There is is silver lining in this case however. If your ex goes out her way to try make you jelous then she either still wants you or you have pissed her off and she wants you to hurt as much as her.

[asdfkie]

nice shirt

[iliketwinkie]

SKyyyyy, please do a video how to get hot chicks into gaming, there are many hot girls who enjoy gaming a lot, also how do i get a blowjob while playing a video game?

[nooberlishes]

Hell no, i only have one ex, and she looks like a water buffalo.

[malichi912]

i get really angry. then sad, then depressed. then after a day or to i dont give a fuck

[Felzorful]

No bease the alwese become my ex when the pun inst good anymore

[Ra3nMaN]

Nigga looked like a black ninja turtle! LOL!

[blackbeardbastard]

i don't get jealous, i get drunk

[sdm26422]

Bull shit ads

[LTwallawalla]

LOL THIS IS SO FUN!

[davidsegun]

she is trying to play with his mind lol 

[pen1sable]

cool men that shit is funny

[espibanez]

from 2:05 onwards

brilliant skyy.. FUCKING brilliant!!!

[TheWarriorVixen]

Jealous of my ex? My parents taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

[Phobias777]

@TheWarriorVixen that didnt came out the way it was supposed to....it goes something different lmao.

[nickster513]

I walk away and then i cry a lil inside :( ....

Status : Heartbroken =/

[TheTallnative1]

yeah that kinda sick.. like happens when she out with her other man and he comes in her mouth and then u take her out but don't know about it and kiss her or let her suck it and she get u sick from her mouth... condom don't protect your mouth

[Amaalrae]

Question for next one, girls & guys:

What's 1 thing that turns you on most about someone?

[codytj3434]

no matter what it will bother everyone..

[benboarder09]

a part of me would die but it was also my first. now shes prego and i could care less who shes with now i see the reall her. i want someone whos got that chill disabillaty

[shallbeknown]

hahahha fucken funny today sky!

[EnsiGeetard]

This is definitely my favorite ATJ video ever, holy crap I cracked up at the attraxia part.

[t1dalegend]

Lol

[MrSFblack]

who says disabled people don't like to fuck too? lol

why get jealous? i already had it

[steppho1]

skyy do you still do vockle?

[hudc0re]

sky you were so funny about the attraxia disease hahaha

[ohenriquecimento]

cool left and right u got there sky xD

[zozdude]

What was you're weirdest experience ... with a dude ?

[dmags81]

Skyy, you a mother fucking bastard in every sense of the word. That's why I love you. No homo.

[mikerules232]

Shit i don't have ex's but dudes hate it when they see their females with me the next day, LOL

[Dbzlatino65]

If I with someone else..no..if I'm alone than fuck yea, especially if one of them is with a good friend of mine

[BabygotBack2000]

to see my ex with somone else?

if i am alone.------------that sucks i ll be so jeallous

if i am with my hot new boyfriend-------------who cares that my ex gotta new poon

[OrenWow]

NIGGA FACK YOU MATHER

[Chronosagaaddict]

dateing a girl with a disabiulity? wtf?! is there no more narureal selection anymore? oh Darwin.. we're getting weaker and weaker..

[lilmehtz69]

SkyyJohn, please please answer this! You have a one night stand with a girl, she's at your place.. how does she get home the morning after!? or vice versa if you are sleeping at her place.

[sushimitten]

@lilmehtz69 How she would normally get home. If it's just a sex thing you shouldn't feel obliged to arrange her transport home. She's a grown woman she can figure that out for herself. Hopefully you won't have to TELL her when it's time for her to leave either lol. And vice versa.

[SuperKillerMthfDude]

@lilmehtz69 Ever heard of the term "WALK of shame"?

[Smittie69]

ummm chick cheated on me so eFF that!

[AstridMT]

Fuck yeah!

[SuperBEnaK]

Fuck yeah. Sometime I look at my ex's Facebook photos whith her new boyfriend and thing to myself "why did I let that nice piece of ass go?"... I miss my ex :(

[zreadypwner1]

Well......it doesnt bother me but i still hit it every Now and then....and i make her make me a Sandwhich ;P

[keta4332]

i would NOT get jealous of an ex!

[GFWBCK]

Skyy, you are by far the best thing about Youtube.

[NPvital]

fuck yeah i get so fucking mad id kill the fucker !

[ram86904]

Dude its like selling a used car, u already drove it hard and fast, so why do u care if how works, its your used poon, Time for some thing new.

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

No, because if i feel lonely i can always lend myself a hand !

[Spicylatin]

Dude! That's an awesome disease for your girl to have! Imagine, you tie her down, do some facials... and when you ask "Baby... can i go thru ur back door?" she'll be like "Em.... Fuck it..."

SCOOORE HOMEBOOY!!

[KaiserFlamberge]

LMFAO!!!

[OMA18th]

"hey fuck it the rent late, fuck it" laughed way too hard at that for some reason

[keith11689]

Her vagina ain't handicapped

[liveoutdoors]

Skyy, having viewers ask the question is such a good idea for your show. Yeah, it's been done elsewhere but I have a feeling it'll work really well on ATJ. Keep up the good work my boy, the recent shows have been excellent!

[ImN3X]

skyy go listen to BIRTHDAY CAKE from RIHANNA ! I think you'd like it a lot ;)

[lapsassa1]

what's the fish's name???? (on the shelf..)



[OhiosBadBoy]

Shit i ain't gonna lie, i would be calling that chick up later that night saying hey lets get together and hang out hehe.

[ggtycoon]

It bothers me depending on what they do!

[xXSKyDragonXx]

Skyyjohn the realest!

[ghostid]

I get creeped out when I see one my ex's with someone who looks just like me. I've had that happen twice now.

[Keundre23]

Bang a Bitch with DRY poon?

[mclber359]

Hey Skyy!!

Did you know Juicy Fruit made a Strawberry Shortcake flavoured gum?!

Lmao! Pretty good ;) Hahaha...

They probley Love your vids and were inspired!

[Elijah101112cool]

Sky wheres the episode last nov. 16?

[cd5x]

Would I be jealous? Fuck yeah! She had such a nice.. Um. Personality

[cokebubba]

niggga i have mild cerbral palsy

[RVD705]

Hell ya it bothers the shit out of me but you can't let anybody else know.

[chrisDOTnet]

hey skyy, i just put up a video response! ive never had my video response chosen in anything, and if it could be anyone that would pick mine, i'd want it to be you you funny bastard!

[Trencyn]

it bothers me hard but.... IM bastard im turning this feeling into motivation to get better in anything,,, cause if one day she will see me i want her to think "Damn i regret that he isnt my BoyFRIEND anymore"

[ThaD3RANGE]

Yeah I do tht shit

[BloodAngle54]

saw my ex with a other guy, now she is single again and i already smashed her again :P

[chrissyracer]

lmao NAH NEVER coz i always leave my ex 's like a trainwreck

[chris13951]

Not really just gives me some wierd sense of power that I hit it or was with it first!

[thunderkiss91]

Fuck no ! cuz i smashed it until im full and its time to put it back on the market ;) yea thats how badass i am

[ExpressiveBeats]

lol the last few uploads skyyjohns uploaded have been awesome

[union6]

Wow I would have never thought sky would read A Song of Ice and Fire series, nice one sky!!!

[Deltatist]

Yes it bothers me even i don't like/love her anymore

[bauuau18]

@dudeGettingStoodUp

Set date's on the spot. If you meet a girl out, take her on a date then and there. What is the point trying to go out on another day, when she is already out.

Get it? Shining light bulb?

She is already out!!! Take advantage of that noggin.

[SchumiPython]

Off topic but i'm loving this new Youtube layout lol

[BunnyDollAlix]

Even if I hate the guy I still think that, but it usually only takes me a few seconds to go... FUCK NO! He's a dick... good luck new chick...

[Twaaalk]

my ex fucks me over all the time, fucked two of my mates, so when i see her out i grab the nearest chick and do my thangg !

[damaxterpiece]

hell yeah it bothers me...i want to put them in a triangle choke hold...then go about my business

[jjlatinopedia]

My ex is 30 with a 5 year old kid (not mine, thank God).. ..IF i were to see my ex out with someone else, i really wouldnt mind. That obnoxious little kid can go stress someone else out and her psycho baby daddy can go call the new guy and threaten him.

[Wongprom94]

You got a dick? You got to hit!

[lbeesntdeirx]

*ataxia

(look it up)

[OmegaPisces]

@lbeesntdeirx It's Ataraxia. Ataxia is something different (lack of proper motor skills).

[lbeesntdeirx]

@OmegaPisces haha I'm well aware of both those facts.

I'm almost 100% certain the guy meant ataxia though seeing as it is a disease; a subtype of CP, occurring in 10% of CP cases.

Where as ataraxia is a state of being, lol.

(hilarious side note, when I type "ataraxia" the suggested spell checker correction is "ataxia" :P )

[OmegaPisces]

@lbeesntdeirx Eh, I only figured it has to be Ataraxia since it's the only thing that makes sense the way he explained it. Ataxia seemed redundant, and didn't make sense "lack of motor function = not caring?" I dunno. Either way, it must be sweet not to give a crap... man I can go for some of that... You're right though. It's not a disease, at least not by that name... (Atarax is a drug tho... might as well just pop some Zoloft...)

[lbeesntdeirx]

@OmegaPisces haha Skyy is the one who started talking about not caring. The guy in the letter just said the person has CP with ataxia. Skyy read it as ataraxia though and then when on a huge rant about it lol

It seems redundant but with CP the correct movement, itself, is a struggle to produce. With ataxia the coordination for the movement is not performed correctly. With Ataxic CP it will be difficult to make the correct movement and a struggle to finish your movement in the position you wanted

[OmegaPisces]

@lbeesntdeirx I think Skyy just wanted to make a funny. Have to admit... it was funny XD, but yeh, thinking about it now, it makes sense.

[daddyoca69]

naa "next" when I was single my gods were luke skywalker (2live) and TooShort... there is no time to be messin with old shit

[vamosmiamore]

when i see my ex gf with a new guy i always think 'boy u don't wanna know what i did to that chick, cause if u did, u'd dump her right away!'

[ZxanthraXxZ]

Skyy i saw you on the NFL clay matthews commercial!!

[chameyC]

Skyy, was that a baggage strap?

[Istudynak1d]

I saw my ex gf with another guy flirting and having the time of her life so I took the only reasonable course of action, I walked over there and with the most serious and worried face was like "Hey!!! omg it's been so long! How did the checkup go!? did they prescribe you anything for the infection?"

[iLoveDJIBOUTI]

@Istudynak1d lol that me me chuckle

[sfasto1]

Sky what happened at 4:40 it looked like you were having a earth quake or something?.......

[aznddragon]

here a question.

[WHIREAS]

THIS IS THE BEST ASK THE JOHN-EPISODE OF ALL TIME! Skyy, I love you.

[johnykonta57]

LOL FUCKING EPIC XD

[shoes2shoes]

well right now i get jealous but its only recent, im sure one day I'll look and just say, i had that guys girl already. then I'll do like the other guy said and look at my watch cause it's only a matter of time til he gets his just desserts my friend. If any of her new boyfriends saw me they would know, if I can't keep her then neither can they. I'm pretty much the perfect boyfriend and I get all the hottest girls.

[MeloMellon]

ahahahahahahaha brilliant!! best ask the john yet! :D

[rohanslick]

if its some of the exes i had, i feel sorry for the dude, I just look at my watch, cause it's just a matter of time...

[br6nf75]

alright, here is a question for you: imagine your smoking hot cousin (that girl that everybody goes like "damn, there aint nothing missing there!") just jumps on top of you and starts making out with you, saying that she loves you. with you being the horny teen you are, and with her being hot as fuck, what do you do?

[Istudynak1d]

@br6nf75 you put on your plumber hat and lay some pipe!!!!!! duh no raw doggin though you don't want retarded kids, also keep it quiet from relatives.

[IbsKilotv]

depends how quickly she gets a new bf.. but i ALWAYS pull an 'ataraxia' and say i dont give a fuck. show no weakness.. chuck norris on this biatchh

[35823582]

come on skyy....don’t only answer to video questions of the day, I have a feeling the questions will be less graphic, people don’t want there face all on youtube asking some embarrassing shit, I know you wanna make your show more authentic and true it will be more interesting , but giving us there user name as you already know is to risky for some ppl, as you stated before in earlier vid when ppl made temp youtube accounts just to ask you a question, besides lol I might have a question soon..

[kingberger]

Dude my ex was a fucking sex goddess, i still jerk off to her... That chick has to be in the thought, hand and penis of so many guys when she starts dating that her vagina must itch.

[35823582]

@kingberger LMAO....mines to my man, I know exactly how you feel, infact, im still trying to work things out and get her back,, she just to fucking sexy, and i dont think I can have any one els hitting that lol

[sillygoose544]

If she's twice my size as in well proprotioned, Bunny Glamazon, fit, 6'5" twice my size, hell yeah. If she just a fat blob of shit...no. Maybe.

[ricgonzo28]

FUCK YES if i layed pipe its mines for LIFE!

[BTMS09]

personally no..... I either made my ex swallow or i gave her a facial.... so when I see that I'm like enjoy my seconds dude

[DrLuis08]

No Skyy, you can't have that second disease. You might say: "Damn, I forgot to record a 'Ask The John/TipsyBartender'. Fuck it, I wont upload it."

[iloveonlyoana]

fuck yeah, problem is the ex dumped me... but I'm still haunting that shit. That poon was only mine, should remain that way... btw, this explains the youtube id

[Farbo123]

@iloveonlyoana You're whats wrong with the world.

[CoolioAy]

@iloveonlyoana Moving on sometimes helps :D :)

[Dexduzdiz]

loooooooool!!!! that music made this shit epic!!

[ir3a11ydontn0]

fuck yeah that would piss me off. i still want her!!

[MrHolidayy]

I get extremely jealous when my ex-fiance wants to be friends... and now i know she wit some random fuckbag... and we haven't spoke because of that... hell, i never wanted to speak to her... she always seems to be coming back, texting, calling, etc etc.

[Zuriki09]

Skyy, are you sure it's Ataraxia and not Ataxia?

One's peace of mind, the other is loss of body control.

[Waynehunglow]

Do I get upset seeing old girlfriends out with other guys? FUCK YEA!

[imEtza]

RAMBOOOOOOO. Just... Yeah. Awesome.

[GamingSponge]

i met my ex at a party the other day,she was in a skimpy roman outfit. I miss that ass, so i tapped it in the bathroom and haven't talked to her since

[eliakim219]

Everytime i see my ex i think "I use to tap that shit... Should i go for it again?... LOL JOKES shes a mental bitch" :D

[iamRhythmalism]

that rambo part had me dying

[silverboltion]

that rambo shit was hilarious lol!

[CleverDjembe]

pussypussypussy!

PUSSY PUSSY I LOVE PUSSY YEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!

[kingkorn29]

hey skyy , where can i download your tune and dont sell it to me i know you are trying to get everybodies money but i really really reeeeaally wanna make your tune on my cell

[kingkorn29]

i am never a hater but if she broke it up with me for him , am gonna trash his car at night

[lilrobda1]

One day that paper is gonna rip.

[bonnie04]

I was over my ex for so long towards the end of our relationship (it was a 3 year one) and I broke it off and was SO much happier (relieved to be alone again etc), and he was absolutely DEVO when I broke it off. However when he jumped into his rebound relationship a month later with a girl that was in love with him, it pissed me off. I didn't want him back (GOD NO.) but it just pissed me off knowing he was with her. I liked having control over his emotion. Yes, I'm a sick bastard. Whatever.

[4faidan]

Jealous??? nan I'm banging girls that is way better then her now

[ethanforster]

The only thing is that some forms of Cerebral palsy can cause weakness in bone structure and muscle strength. So he may want to ask her what form she has and if it would be safe to have regular sex. Otherwise he may want to consider investing in a sex harness or some soft pillows or something.

[lush2222]

LOOOOOOOOOOL YOUR FUNNY AS CUNT

[ratede91]

can someone spell out the disabilities, please?

[TheDezmona]

Nope, I'd just call her new boyfriend and tell him all the shit I did to her strawberry shortcake and laugh when she changes her status to single the next day :)

[theuglymutt]

Jealous of the ex? i'm selling her dark secrets to this bastard filled world so everyone can get a slice.

[RyuGrey]

Hey, man, if I dropped her, I dropped her for a damn reason. At most, I'd feel sorry for whoever picked her up after me, but shit, that's his fuckin' problem now! LOL

[kittikatAsh]

i will continue to give my toys to the less fortunate :)... enjoy!

[bradydancer15]

ya sometimes but fuck that shit i got better lmfao fuck that shit i left it for a reason man fuck it

[DBladez]

i turn my jealousy into destruction :D

[jigglybacon]

they say everyone has skeletons in their closet... well thats where i keep my gf after im done with them

[Sickko1111]

Fuck yeah, jealous as fuck ://

[blues03]

Ex? Not applicable..unless you count that "relationship" in third grade. Yeah...

[DanKai13]

When i see my ex with her Dad it pisses me off some...

I'm working on my overprotectiveness

[bslap3]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DATING A GIRL WITH Cerebral palsy

[thedarkness97]

@bslap3 So we should put her in a box labeled "Not worth it she's retarded"?

[b3boo90]

i have no ex's. when they leave me...they go missing. not a single chick has ever been found...how strange rite? >=]

[hsnx87]

well i sing fuck you by Cee Lo Green when that happens :p

[timoback3000]

Funny as hell. "Sky, my gf wants to have sex" lmao

[Rakanishere]

At least my ex can give this new guy MY herpes.

[satanshollowd]

Kinda miss her tiTs but No I feel sorry for her HUSBAND :+D

[bmw76308]

When i see my ex with a new BF i wonder if he likes the leftover taste of my cum in her mouth when they kiss ??

[jasperwoods]

Michealangelo What ups?

[FrancisCism]

Yes it DOES ! that Poon is Mine !! I put my flag there !

[oudomkeo]

Never regret for the bastard :D

[theconqueror13]

Skyy you might want to check your fish. its floating around the top of your fish bowl...

[problemchild530]

i see my ex with the guy she left me for all over town... they don't get out of the car for a reason. :)

[QuiaNeHia]

i've never seen an ex with their new gf and felt jealous. i know her head game's nowhere near mine so i'm good =)

[mc15cp]

Im a selective person, my ex probably goin to be the jealous one for my better girlfriend

[Smurfzation]

I don't watch the Ask The John episodes all week just so I can have a Skyy John marathon Friday night!

[hunted9185]

hahahha the headband was funny as shit