i enjoy gettin naked grabin 2 unopened lindsay lohan CDs(cuz who'd open that crap...seriously)then i start rubbing them all over my chest and nipples while doin the robot to MCHammers "cant touch this" and to relax after all that i grab a crockpot fill it with tabasco sauce and slowly dunk my nuts in and out...i poop on farm animals....duuuuuude.....wheres my cat?...DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!...he strikes again...but for the last time...xenus goin down!...Mr.Creepy smile!..polar bears are racist
Hey tough guy, read some of Doug's posts on his site. He openly supports people making illegal copies of his CDs because its good publicity for him. He's not the kind of comedian that turns up on Jay Leno. Most people are never going to hear of him otherwise. Plus, he's constantly writing and performing new material that never turns up on his released albums. A lot of this stuff would go unheard by most of his fans without bootlegs. Think before you type.
Lighten up Francis. "Fans" should go see his shows.
"Fans" should BUY his stuff. I do think before I type. That's why I said what I said when I said it.
I still believe in protecting Doug's and other comics "art" from theft. I have since chatted with the gentleman in question and it's cool. He apparently asked Doug for permission before he taped. By the way look for a Showtime special from Doug this fall. Then "most people" will be able to see this Great comic.
You're right, I also think all fans should buy his released albums to show support. I own them all myself. I'm looking forward to the Showtime special. But if you speak to Doug Stanhope as I have (not hard to do as he hangs around after the shows letting people buy him drinks) he will encourage you to burn and share them. He's also said this on his website and during performances. So who's right?
I don't have money growing out of my ass. I don't have money to buy everything that I like. First off, I'd have to live in a fucking mansion to even fit that much stuff. I buy as much stuff as my money allows. And enjoy the rest for free. I happen to like having the box of a game. I like having stacks of movies on my shelf. I'd love to get more, but I can only afford a small percentage of the stuff I enjoy for free on the internet.
and dont forget those of us unfortunate enough not to live in an area near any of the places he shows up... if not for youtube i would have never heard of stanhope, thank you kindly...
hey cocksucker, if you're offended then don't watch it. it's that simple. i'm tired of people that don't have a particular point of view censoring others that are different. your grandmother used to suck wet farts out of you grandfather's ass. how's that for offensive?
Que grande aventura Dougie!
PAULAZ63 2 years ago
Ya feel dirty but that goes away! lmao..Maybe thats just how I party.....HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kilgore334 2 years ago
3:50
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago
Jim Jeffries did a very similar routine about the vibrating egg, I wonder who came up with the idea first?
telboy1966manu 2 years ago
Well Doug's story about the sex toy is a true story so when it occurred and when he wrote the bit probably has a discrepancy. I lean towards Doug.
NickCarefoot 2 years ago
omg Im actually light headed and in pain. I have NEVER laughed so hard or long at a youtube video!
YearoftheKlown 2 years ago 5
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i enjoy gettin naked grabin 2 unopened lindsay lohan CDs(cuz who'd open that crap...seriously)then i start rubbing them all over my chest and nipples while doin the robot to MCHammers "cant touch this" and to relax after all that i grab a crockpot fill it with tabasco sauce and slowly dunk my nuts in and out...i poop on farm animals....duuuuuude.....wheres my cat?...DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!...he strikes again...but for the last time...xenus goin down!...Mr.Creepy smile!..polar bears are racist
BlakeTahoe 3 years ago
Drew Goo... lol
JudePoe 3 years ago 3
HAHA! Boobytrap!
NMFUntouchable 3 years ago 2
oh my GOD!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
serpentskiss3 3 years ago
lmaoooooooooooooo
Tuppington 3 years ago
Tears coming down my face..
djaldd 4 years ago 4
Jesus Christ I love this guy
thehilitereel 4 years ago 9
GO STANHOPE GO
hookerkiller 4 years ago
Stanhope is really good though. And you know he's not headlining big shows or getting his own craptacular sitcom any time soon.
So buy a damn DVD of his. Get it in decent quality.
cowbot2 4 years ago
lol clueless
jukeboxdan 4 years ago
i'm right, because
i'm the real cheech.
frankenstoner 4 years ago
Doug is great. Illegally taping someone's art is fucked though. You try pulling this shit in Peoria again and the camera will be smashed.
jukeboxdan 4 years ago
Hey tough guy, read some of Doug's posts on his site. He openly supports people making illegal copies of his CDs because its good publicity for him. He's not the kind of comedian that turns up on Jay Leno. Most people are never going to hear of him otherwise. Plus, he's constantly writing and performing new material that never turns up on his released albums. A lot of this stuff would go unheard by most of his fans without bootlegs. Think before you type.
Sheiky06 4 years ago 4
Lighten up Francis. "Fans" should go see his shows.
"Fans" should BUY his stuff. I do think before I type. That's why I said what I said when I said it.
I still believe in protecting Doug's and other comics "art" from theft. I have since chatted with the gentleman in question and it's cool. He apparently asked Doug for permission before he taped. By the way look for a Showtime special from Doug this fall. Then "most people" will be able to see this Great comic.
jukeboxdan 4 years ago
You're right, I also think all fans should buy his released albums to show support. I own them all myself. I'm looking forward to the Showtime special. But if you speak to Doug Stanhope as I have (not hard to do as he hangs around after the shows letting people buy him drinks) he will encourage you to burn and share them. He's also said this on his website and during performances. So who's right?
Sheiky06 4 years ago 3
I don't have money growing out of my ass. I don't have money to buy everything that I like. First off, I'd have to live in a fucking mansion to even fit that much stuff. I buy as much stuff as my money allows. And enjoy the rest for free. I happen to like having the box of a game. I like having stacks of movies on my shelf. I'd love to get more, but I can only afford a small percentage of the stuff I enjoy for free on the internet.
You logic isn't wrong, it's just fucked up.
Denamic 4 years ago 9
amen man
invinciblenow 4 years ago
lol you fucking hick
KotobaNoHana 4 years ago
and dont forget those of us unfortunate enough not to live in an area near any of the places he shows up... if not for youtube i would have never heard of stanhope, thank you kindly...
calth9 4 years ago
Stanhope is the next Hicks. Long live satire!
james50000 4 years ago
Awsome material - I own all his CD's. F the Man Show.
Zipperhead2006 4 years ago
IT WAS POOP
Gunstill 4 years ago
no, no -
'it was POOOOOOOOOOOP!'
laughed until it hurt.
virtualskye 4 years ago 6
doug is the king. If anyone has anymore stanhope
videos post them. Stanhope 08.
htu 5 years ago
Nobody's pissed that someone DOESN'T get raped. Idiot.
Think before posting fukn offensive drivel.
LilithFilth 5 years ago
hey cocksucker, if you're offended then don't watch it. it's that simple. i'm tired of people that don't have a particular point of view censoring others that are different. your grandmother used to suck wet farts out of you grandfather's ass. how's that for offensive?
thegame546444 4 years ago 2
Marhead is from Ireland, he's pissed that Doug wouldn't rape Irish women as "there to UGLY"
Unknownsock 5 years ago
"there to ugly"?
try.."they're too ugly, you illiterate twat.
they are though.
Aaronmcgrattan 5 years ago
best comedian ive heard in years
daxwaxred 5 years ago
Doug is Hilarious!! The funniest, most brutal shit I've heard!
Dave9164 5 years ago
Was this taped in Scottsdale this year?
Pentomino 5 years ago
this guy is not funny
marhead 5 years ago
Well we all laughed, who cares if you didn't
reebabareeba 5 years ago
This is fucking hilarious
thecalebman 5 years ago
Thanks for posting this! I've heard this bit a thousand times, but haven't seen this particular clip.
Snutz47 5 years ago