Travel Guide to Patchway, Bristol, England

[freeman8128]

Who the f**k wants to go to patchway apart from those who work there, have to pass through there of have the misfortune of living there?

[Ericules555]

the guy has the same accent as daniel radcliff almost same voice

[GradeJrace]

ur pathtic iv lived in patchway for 13 years and its not even that bad no more ur a fuking twat get a life

[OliHudson]

Haha, Patchway is the beast. (:

[darthbevader]

Brilliant! Patchway rules

Lived there me whole life

So Much better than sadly broke!

[PeteTong198y7685764]

Your obviously a sad little man higgypopuk. No friends No Gf no one to talk to. ry the samaritans. Get a life.

Quite simple really

If you dont like Patchway then bugger off back where you came from.

A fishy fanny on the gypsy site.

[higgypopuk]

I am a sad little man, I have a few friends but no GF - you are correct.

I love Patchway, I grew up there... I've now moved out of the area though and miss it.

I guess you're not from Patchway though as everyone I know from Patchway has a sense of humour?

[Keanu1987]

That was so funny lol

[dale159753]

hey i lived in patchway for 3 years i am now traumatised sevirly i cant even leave my house ps do not eat the chips from the chinese they cook them in chicken fat and the man that works there is a hermafridite

[chrisandgavin]

Knowing Patchway, this is really funny.

[pigeonwarrior]

Patchway is not that bad?

Fcuk me, you ought to get out more.

Its a sh1thole every1 mopes around depressed its where dreams are shattered.

+ SCUM chavs everywhere who think theyre rude when theyre in a group 1 on 1 il smash em in anyday.

MUAY THAI u Dun Know Reppin Filton (another wank area)

ps England is a sess pit, u should see Australia then you wont say Patchway Is alright. If I went on holiday to Patchway i'd kill myself.

[higgypopuk]

You know this is a joke don't you?

Why not check out my Australia travel guide, it's on my channel.

[samuso86]

quality! haha I couldnt wait for the prices at the end lol keep up the good work

[higgypopuk]

Thanks very much, there are a few more travel guides on my channel too.

[xxxFaithxx]

I live in Patchway!! XDD

It's not actually that bad =]]

This is awesome XD

v.funny

x

[higgypopuk]

I know it's not... Patchway is alright, don't live there anymore though.

[rodneycruse]

All your "Travel Guides" are excellant. Many thanks. Have you seen the book, "The Last Resort?" The photographer, Martin Parr is ? ? well, you buy his book and see for yourself. Full marks to both of you

[higgypopuk]

Thanks very much, I'll have a look in to the book.

[Davedude111]

You know what, every bit of that is funny. "It is especially good for children, and grown ups." I laughed a lot.

[aha1234567890asdfghj]

patchway is full of peodafiles like those irish thick brothers pj and bobby.

[higgypopuk]

HAHA... not friends of mine - thanks for the comment!

[mauricecogginsp]

Is this for real or what, can someone comment!

[higgypopuk]

No, it's a spoof - it is in the comedy category.

[ah4842]

stop trying to steal trade from us westonians (weston super mare about 30 minutes from patchway, but bigger train station and 2 spars)

[higgypopuk]

If you feel I'm stealing trade from W-s-M fine, may be I will do a travel guide there! I'm sure there is plenty I could say about Weston :)

(I went on the ghost train there a couple of weeks ago - still scary)

Thanks very much for subscribing too, very much appreciated!

[ah4842]

i like to support us yokels!!

yeah do a weston one! you just try to come when the sea is in

[rogerdemortimer]

I think you have over egged it a bit. Everywhere is 30 minutes from somewhere, thank goodness. Who is the gay policeman ? He sounds dangerous in a confined space. Or should he be spaced in a dangerous place?

[higgypopuk]

Yes, everywhere is 30 minutes for somwehere ...depending on how you get there!

Thanks for watching and thanks for your comments.

[sarahknowstheanswer]

lol, i might do one about the delights of the picturesque hamlet of lawrence weston! erm...

[joneseejones]

Higgins!!!! It's Jonesy, remember me, you did the disco for my sister's Nicola's birthday years ago in Almondsbury?? And if I remember I ended up back at you and Carla's house whilst some f***in rabbit ran loose amongst a smoke machine. Do you and/or Carla have a contact number or email?? I am interested in Radio too so get back mate

[cheersthen]

Patchway is the dog's kahunas!!

[westkuntryrider]

Higgins you are one crazy mutherfunker.

[mpage3]

Fantastic! i'm off to get my cycle clips on...

[holmz1980]

Patchway is the centre of the universe!

[DonnyHalfPass]

Patchway Rules!