Man falls from a statue of Jesus

[Bourtini]

Did the fall cure his epilepsy?

[2hin]

Leap of faith..?

Sorry, couldn't help it..

[ZooSamm]

What a dumbass

[DrDope164]

religion is a huge load of bullshit!

[superuser6]

Maybe his prayers were answered and the hit on the head reversed his epilepsy?

[KingofTheMafia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[omensign]

:sighs; I can't laugh at this because the man is probably mentally ill

[end073]

DAHAHAHAHA



[neuroglejak]

This guy was really stupid:/

[enkie06]

HAVEN"T HEARD ABOUT MEDICAL MARIJUANA? :p

SALVATION GROWS IN YOUR BACKYARD :)

[YoshiMastas]

More bible thumpers need to see this.

[Crimpyiff]

Something tells me he's not going to re-attempt that to heal his head injuries...

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Jesus: "U Mad Bro?"

[LegionIscariot]

"I can fly!...Jesus catch me!!!!"

[TheBiAtheist]

Goddamn it I hope he's ok! He's just a desperate person in a desperate situation who doesn't believe he has any better option. I don't see how this is funny.

[bluetextonwhitebg]

@TheBiAtheist He doesn't need a magical statue to cure his illness, he needs medicine. How can you seriously call yourself and atheist and condone this lunacy?

[TheBiAtheist]

@bluetextonwhitebg I condoned his behavior because I didn't laugh at him with all the other commenters? How do you figure?

[DarknessUnresolved]

Fucking dummy!

[MilhamaH777]

This is what idolatry does with people...

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

The magic of Jesus huh.

[TheHazPlopsta]

Did he have an epileptic fit, which made him fall?

[theWHYing]

Jesus says no... oh you religious people, you funny

[ss02z471]

:-))

[Sannypowa]

leviticus 26:1

[scytheka]

And the lawd spake, saying,"Let me show you a little trick to take your mind off that epilepsy."  *flick*

IT'S A MIRACLE!

[poopsmith21]

JESUS SAVE ME!!! ...op, too late. i'm falling.

[1gazzagary]

it was like a wwf mankind (mick foley) fall from top of a cage lolllllll

[sepisepsep]

You don't need to do that to ask God. All you need is prayer. In fact He DOES NOT need that.

Acts 17:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it, being Lord of heaven and earth, does not live in temples made by man, nor is he served by human hands, AS THOUGH HE NEEDED ANYTHING, since he himself gives to all mankind life and breath and everything."

[aluisious]

@sepisepsep It's really, really funny to watch you loons argue with each other over what the appropriate method for talking to sky daddy is.

[yastunt]

@sepisepsep Good answer. The fact that the man went on the statue showed that he was Not doing as he was commanded - go into his room, shut the door and pray to the heavenly Father. .Disobedience brings pain and suffering. 

[271828183141592654]

Religious fanaticism in action. This should send a clear message to these catholic devotees. But I don;t think that they'd see it any differently. For them, the guy falling is a heavenly answer itself. This is sad.

[TheMamaluigi2]

lol gods a dick XD

[1kicka1]

well he got an answer to prayer there because now the last thing hes worried about is epilepsy!!

[luisxexas]

0:15 x 20 times

[Drecon84]

Well, at least he wasn't epileptic anymore...

[GahdeMalprigi1488x]

wwwdotExposingChristianitydotc­om

[Edange]

Stupid people. Talking to a stone statue.

[Cadaveric666]

@Edange

Yes, cant hear them, nor see

Totally DISPIRITED!!!!!

This is what happen when you pray to god,he forsake ye

[Has1b]

He should have prayed to the one Jesus prayed to instead of a statue

[goldpegasusfantasy]

Jesus LAW... Get OUT ASS HOLE.. he said

[vovang80]

Jesus or Jeshit and son of the God or son of the Bitch. The Goldden Rule is the Keys people...



[KKnicole08]

@pilotavball, Jesus loves everyone but I think you would know If you went to church.

[francochaos]

Idiot x2

[19tomislav93]

let the bodys hit the floor....

[Pinage]

Oh, the irony!

[PilotVBall]

Jesus doesn't like stupid!

[outofslumber]

@PilotVBall

But stupid likes Jesus!

:D

[Hashpotato]

well one could say..'puts on shade'.. it was a fall from grace... eh yeaaaaah!!!

[urtomodachi]

and jesus said get off me bitch

[VisionArts]

Did they take him to the hospital, or put him back on the idol?

[marcusebrawner]

shoulda just asked 8 lb 3 oz baby jesus

[MrSMILEJESUSLOVESYOU]

You never know he was probably cured after that fall??

[MrYokokurama1]

jesus can walk on water but that dosen't mean you can walk up his statue

[datzfast]

i miss big butter jesus

[Loudy100]

Irony? Anyone?

[SAINTsoldi]

idolatry

[jchino723]

have faith in anything everythings gonna be ok

[XENTIYON]

This is an example of something called "negative externalities" of religion

hahaha

[1ZsebastianZ1]

rule 1:never climb on Jesus...rule 2:follow rule 1

[observingworld]

If he'd fallen off a statue of the devil he'd have had more than multiple fractures he'd have died, so there is a god. :D

Has that argument been made yet by followers of an imaginary friend?

[Slacktoo]

lol jesus didnt do much to help that guy

[EdwardPack1988]

@Slacktoo Jesus had nothing do you with mans stupidity

[callofdutyMW2rocks]

Commando pro would have been useful in this situation

[Raphaelus13]

That wasn't gravity. Gravity is just a theory. That was God.

[TADahar]

@Raphaelus13

God makes my grandma's tits sag?

[Raphaelus13]

@TADahar

Just the way he likes them.

[TADahar]

@Raphaelus13

I call upon thy name, O LORD, out of the low D-cups.

[TADahar]

Demons out!!!!

[isaacM1979]

sad if he just would have followed the bible this would not have happen, thou shalt not worship idols,statues but God is spirit....just pray and go to elders of church confess sins ,be annoited with oil and be healed...

[TheMrLahey]

@isaacM1979 Following common sense would have prevented this from happening. Following a fairytale word for word in reality I'm sure would lead to larger problems than this.

[superchicano]

*random atheist joke here*

[TADahar]

@superchicano

"So a Jew, an epileptic Christian and a Muslim..."

[1ZsebastianZ1]

@TADahar im horrible,could you finish the joke for me i never heard it only the part which you said

[k0dzi0]

Don't fuck with Jesus. Something wrog can happen...

[EdikShepherd]

Jesus did it for the shits and the giggles

[markus45150]

Jesus says get the fuck off me

[basilsullivan]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Gravity does exist. Why did god remove his hand of protection? Why did god give this gullible fool epilepsy? The bible says god created man in his own image. Does that mean god can't digest corn either? So many questions. Makes you think.

[tryithere]

It would be funny if he hit his head and now he's cured of his epilepsy.

[IWannabeJew]

Climbing a tall statue isn't what you want to do when you have epilepsy.

If he would have jumped, he would have been cured.

[Catsscratchfever]

Jesus Saves......... NOT

[RocknForJesus]

The Bible doesn't say "thou shalt climb a statue of me and I will cure you."

This guy is a moron, though brave, and God was just teaching him the hard way.

[sweet4077]

Jesus did not say climb a very tall/small statue of himself and pray! Gosh felt sorry for the guy though he must of been pretty desperate. When we are desperate we do think a little irrational. Maybe he had mental health issues? God is everywhere folks and he hears us, we cannot hide away from the all seeing and all knowing god where ever you are. I believe we should talk to god like a friend, create a relationship this way, and he will show you his love guaranteed if we seek his companionship.

[StarWoid1]

D-D-Dumbass!

[kosilveriarn]

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent.Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?

Epicurus (341 BC – 270 BC)

[izakguitar]

jesus has a strange sense of humor

[cobalt100]

About twenty years ago, I walked into a Catholic Church in Denver and saw all these people talking to their hands. I got the fuk outta there in a hurry and never went to another church. They are crazy! God B-Less.

[Imposerofficial]

jesus didn't loves him

[aliasbrush]

I wonder if this guy will have the same level of faith when he recovers from the hospital.

[donttreadonme1980]

the bang to the head cured his epilepsy and that is 100% fact, the power of jesus is no joke people, he also arranged a threesome with me, sister mary and mother theressa.

[tryithere]

@donttreadonme1980 I think they were called holy for a different reason.

[gibsongold1970]

how high did he want to get again?i'm gonna call shannanagens...

[adamv16]

hahah fuckin idiot. just to pray to a god damn statue

[GTASA911]

Whoa, god really helped him. He risked his life to get a cure, and god let him fall 40 feet. If god exists...

[MarcusHolly]

He gets what he deserves. Such total nonsense!

[devizesmAssive]

what a silly jesus. pushing an innocent viking off a cliff.

[Hejpotatispastej]

Pray To JESUS!!!, not to a statue.

Also. Do not fear what can kill the body but not the soul.

Fear the one who can kill both soul and body in hell.

[knowthetruth1492]

@Hejpotatispastej ,Pray to the flying spaghetti monster. I prayed to him, and he blessed me with his noodly appendige, and helped me get the job I wanted. Isn't that enough proof for you?

[Hejpotatispastej]

@knowthetruth1492

The flying spaghetti monster joke.

Where did you get that from, Richard Dawkins?

[nukeurhouse12]

well now he is an atheist

[TyCR899]

jesus FALCON PAWNCHED him off

[knowthetruth1492]

@TyCR899 , Jesus fucked the guy up because he was a gentile. He was just showing some mercy man.

[blahshizmah]

Maybe someone should have told him that Jesus doesn't want him to pray to a statue. It's forbidden to make images of things in heaven or bow down to them. Better to pray in a closet... But, hope everything turned out okay for him.

[FuzionBranz]

i believe in jesus but just cause ur praying to jesus doesnt mean he wont help u from falling he will answer your prayer for what you prayed but that doesnt mean at ALL that u dont have to be careful about things like this its his fault and why would he do this if u can pray whenever you want for whatever you want...and for wherever u want

[SPIRITandTRUTH777]

how the heck u gna ask a statue and pray to it to heal u. hahaha my goodness people should really seek the truth more.

[aLeeJERK]

jusus bring pech

[Shane444888]

He didnt fall, Jesus threw him

[shinoharataro]

Next time, pick a smaller statue or change to another religion!!LOL!!

Jesus is a real bitch!!

[eolo3yk]

 jesus save .....

someones

[stingerboy71]

I'll take that as a no then...

[kidnebs]

@stingerboy71 looool

[D1krprRSXs]

well obviously god didnt tell this dumb ass to climb a statue and fall off...first off your not suppose to be showing off like this and secondly no matter how flamboyant your prayer its all still just a prayer your not trying to impress god just let your words be few because he already understands....and graven images like this statue are also wrong.

[loltrademe]

the lord doesnt like people praying to statues or worshipping even if its his image

[FuzionBranz]

@loltrademe i dont know if thats true or not but im pretty sure that he doesnt want us to do this is because other people have religions too its noy only about christians im a christians but their are MANY others. u cant force another person to change their religion its like a family thing in other countries im not saying i know everything about him i have no idea thats just my opinion btw im 11 o_o

[loltrademe]

@FuzionBranz oh lying about ur age to make a youtube account shame on u lol jk and if ur Christian a true one Christian Orthodox and they come from the middle east and asia u wud understand that there is only one religion and u cant force people but u can preach to them so they may make the right decision. Only Christianty has proof of its existence such as the Miracle of Damascus and the oil coming from the wall of a church and stuff. Btw non of this happens in America wonder why hmm.

[FuzionBranz]

@loltrademe hey smart ass i AM 11 and u cant tell me what my age is im 11 and that doesnt mean i know everything just like u happen to know EVERYTHING so just shutup please

[FuzionBranz]

@loltrademe and i like how u corrected every little detail just to make fun of someone ur older than good job...loser

[loltrademe]

@FuzionBranz hmm its not my age im not much older im like very little elder than u but i see things hear things and know things u might not its not like im making fun of u its just what I know

[MercuryRis]

AHHHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[lukeraynor85]

praise the lord! :D

[dharmanova]

-Don't tread on me!



Jesus

[gupsphoo]

This proves that God hates gullible believers.

[aguteempasil]

where's your messiah now?!?!

[angle2200]

@truthtrekker um lol virgins can have babies dude the hymen is a thin layer of flesh that has like a mesh pattern but has holes already that's why when virgins have sex the hymen is easy to break because there's already holes ... And nothing has disproved religion there are several things science cannot explain - yet

[reepzftw]

jesus says SIT DOWN!

[tonicrocks26]

its just goes to show you that no one can ever get THAT close to jesus... or he knocks you off. THATS what Jesus would do.

[3556df44]

yet another danger of religion when someones mind becomes warped by it.

[countessdyinn]

Maybe because of the several trauma caused by falling, his epilepsy is already gone. :)

[houseguy4]

Idol worship.  Catholic church teachings leading people away from God.

Christians pray to God, not statues.

[xXDEATHxxMAYxxCRYXx]

HA! Proves jesus and god or wtf ever is an asshole! HA!

[timexgoesxon]

Fail.

[truthtrekker]

Only more proof that those that have been convinced a virgin can have a baby are just plain stupid.

[hazmatac]

@truthtrekker If God can do anything then that is possible.

[truthtrekker]

@hazmatac god was the first human being to make slaves and claim to be the creator of all things.

For this, Nature put god where all things are created, the Sun.

Now god cannot even help herself out of the Sun, so how can she help you??

[hazmatac]

@truthtrekker not quite sure what you mean. If what I think you're saying is right, then we are not talking about the same God. But an omnipotent being or a being that can do anything can make a virgin have a baby.

[truthtrekker]

@hazmatac Actually, anything is possible with the imagination.

it takes male sperm fertilizing the female egg to create human life.

I have already told you god was nothing more than a human being who made slaves and claimed to be the creator of all things.

And exactly how many virgin born saviors are needed to save mankind?

There was Horus, Attis, Ra, Zoroaster, Perseus, Jason and Mithras just to name a few. Did the omnipotent being make all those virgin babies too? LOL!!

[carlosgomezamerica]

thats how jesus cured his epilepsy by pushing him off his statue=O

[7tnorris]

Wouldn't that be crazy if his severe head injuries cured his epilepsy? Makes you wonder if we have heard the last about this guy!

[last1000]

hey could you imagine if jesus' statue hand just reached out and grabbed him lol

[Disturbedfan009]

lol im lovin the commando pro thing idk i wouldnt want people climbing on me or a statue of me.

[kingkrown1]

jeses was like get off of me!!

[Mrponce2123]

how did he get up there?

[elcucuy138]

Jesus basically told him "F.U" xD

[babyduck1]

It was the will of god to punish this man further.

[weninjason]

Well if anything... dude aint thinking about that epilepsy problem anymore! So I'd say score one for Jesus :-)

[cobalt100]

@weninjason Jesus never existed. It is all made up.

[weninjason]

@cobalt100 

[puwit321]

He found Jesus...so how come he wasn't saved?

[XboxLiveBot09]

Why do you let a pagan represent christians?

[XboxLiveBot09]

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

[Kotaroproductions]

Jesus Said: "Fuck off"

[cobalt100]

Poor thing!  Jesus sure doesn't love him.

[tycallie100]

Is he OK?

[codetalker187]

Jesus said, GET THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OFF ME!!!!!!! Faggot! lol

[RaGoiz85]

Jesuscristh kick his ass...

[HiramVazquezStudio]

pidio que le curaran todos sus males jajaja y se fracturo todo :P thats love to god

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

I have epilepsy and i'm not lazy, i just take my meds.

Next time he will have to pray for a cure for his hemiplegy.

[JavierVelasco10]

@GirlsThatWearBlue He can't pay for his meds... I'm Colombian, and here it's really hard for poor people to find medicinies... My brother have epilepsy too, afortunately he can pay for it, but poor people re just ignored in this society... :(

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

@JavierVelasco10 yo tambien soy colombiana y soy médica así que sé cómo funciona el sistema aquí, especialmente para los subsidiados y sisben. sería mucho mejor no tener epilepsia, pero exponer su salud de esa forma no le trajo sino más problemas a este hombre. además aunque tenga sisben 1, puede poner una tutela que en 10 días delivera un juez para darle su tratamiento anticonvulsivante de por vida.

[gustavshka]

And GOD said: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iJuanjoo]

Temendo gilipollas

[TheBallerAintShit]

JESUS COULDN'T SAVE HIM, AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE, WHAT A LAZY SON OF A BITCH

[Hans021220]

He did not need to climb to the top of the statue and pray for healing.Jesus is everywhere and can heal right there where you are!That is why I never understand people whi goes to special places too get healed.Jesus is not depending on that!

[Ouka0909]

Looks like he had a... *puts on sunglasses* GRACEful fall.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­!

[TokyoMystify]

@Ouka0909 ooooooooooooooYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AA

[TwentyCharacterLimit]

Should have used commando pro

[critcallydamped]

hahaha ... christian retards

[Protection220]

GOD DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.

[halomaster836]

@Protection220 Then explain how the earth was made. how everything was made. and dont say anything about the big bang theory, bcuz its total bullshit, if you knew your facts on it u wuld kno there are so many emtreme flaws with tht theory. there is a creator behind everything. sumthing just doesnt appear out of nothing. the chances of the big bang theory to be true are like tht of you winning the lottery over a billion times IN A ROW. its not possible. God created everything. why not believe it?

[Protection220]

@halomaster836 The bible was written by man to give false hope to humanity.

holy fuck shocker.

And why should I believe a fiction book.

[halomaster836]

@Protection220 whos to say it was written in false hope? there are many elements of proof tht date back showing tht the bible is real. im not a crazy christian who needs to spoof shit into ppl, no. but i do believe in God and i do think others shuld try it. lets put it this way. if you die, and there is no God, congratulations, you were many of the Atheists who were right, good job. but what IF youre wrong? youd go to hell..so just WHY NOT believe in God? its nothing hard. itll make life easier.

[Protection220]

@halomaster836 Like what? A book? I'm not going to believe a fucking book.

[halomaster836]

@Protection220 but you believe in creation, which is also books. multiple books. multiple sites on the internet. get your shit straight before you comment. both of them are not fully proven, but the bible does have more proof, whether you think it does or not. they are both just writings of what ppl think/believe is true, so u cant say you wont believe the bible cuz its a book bcuz what you believe is, too. just srsly why not believe in God? what the hells the point of atheism?

[cobalt100]

@halomaster836 Do you know this fella's name? I do. It's Howard. It's in the Lord's prayer. "...Howard be thy name." HA! HA! Actually, every atom in your body was once in the core of a star. The star used up most of the hydrogen through thermonuclear fusion and exploded sending large chunks into space and some became planets. There is no God. That's all for now.

[halomaster836]

@cobalt100 So untrue its not even funny. Listen to urself. Humans as complex as they are, made from a star? LOL. Than explain to me how we became so intelligent and how everything just HAPPENED to work out perfectly in a way that we can do everything we can do now. If we were made from a fucking star, we'd be braindead as all hell. None of us would exist, a lifeform this complicated was not made from single atoms from a star, and even if we were, how did the stars get there? big bang? thts bs xD