Jess & Mary B. - What A Girl Wants

[BDFields21]

Wow watching this now makes me so sad for you. I am amazed by your strength and ability to continue to smile and go on about your happy life. Love your videos and you! Thank you for your detection! :)

[pixie4fun88]

It's amazing, I feel the same way. Kudos to that!

[InstantAsperity]

Thank you for the wonderful video!

[Kizzarrr]

ill smile more at random ppl now :)

[itsjessina]

U make perfect sense Jess is very lucky to have u

[capriceharmony65]

I love that you have your head so together.... hope I can find a girl like you someday! Huggs Harmony

[Saskiaatjeeh]

Hey Really great videos you got out there !!!!, i'm gay too, and I love videos about my own sexuality, almost every movie you see straight couples, i like imagine you and me better and those kinda vids, i like these vids!!! I can relate to these things :D

And i like your style (both of you, also jess!!) keep making videos, i'll keep watching them.

XX Saskia from the netherlands, groetjes! doei doei !

[poptartsarethedevil]

This is one of my favorite videos! I don't use foul language anymore and now I floss on a regular basis. Who knew one little YouTube video could be so life altering? thanks Mary B!

[seraboi]

Describers? ..subscribers? ... and um it's 2010 (not the 90's) but we love you anyway Mary B!

[DispinalNotes]

that pic at 2:27 is so cute!

[disappearingact00]

I like it. Especially the flossing thing because you shouldn't neglect your gums

[mizeloise]

ohh maryb we would make a terrible couple, i only got 3 out of your 8!! i am still a nice person and i bet we would be good friends. cuz.... tbh i wanna be yours and jess' third wheel. LOVE YOU LADIESSS mean it.

[mizeloise]

actually it was more like 2.5 now that i think about it....

[AllieBucci]

SO I HAD A DREAM LASTNGIHT ABOUT U AND JESS... YOU GUYS WERE ARGUING AND YELLING AT EACHOTEHR and i had to help you both.. i think it was be cause iwas listning to tegan and saras newalbum.. it was so random and weird and funny

[Dlilangel7]

aww thatz really sweet. Itz so hard for me to find sum1 who is like u guys. I wish i cud find sum1 who dsnt lie to me all the time. im like the most loyal honest person. so if theyrz any1 out there let mw kno. Pllzzzzz ^-^

[LornTehViking]

I occasionally hold doors for people like 20 feet away. sometimes I just have the urge. :D

[Leeszabo]

You talked a bit about the type of relationships that have you all tied up in terrible knots, and that is me all over unfortunately. Do you have any advice for how to gently break up with a person bordering on the psychotic? Any advice remotely related would mean a lot right now. Thanks for the eye opening vid by the way.

[xjennersonx]

SO EFFING ADORABLE!!!! AGH!!!

[heartstained]

haha of course she watches your videos, over and over again... i would ;-)

[danaalekseev]

mary b... u rock!

[symmetrynone]

aww, the reason you like all those things is because you're polite yourself. =)

[honestlyiamsmiling]

you are so adorable! nice checklist, i fit every one of those, lawl.

[SheLikesGiants]

wow that was too cute. haha

[AiMSTERZ815]

hey, where can I write to you guys? I have this thing I could REALLY use help with :) Get back whenever u can.. Please and thanks.

[TheBigFatDyke]

i just thought that was very nice.

[TheBigFatDyke]

one of them says "hey, are you okay? you just look really sad and we wanted to make sure you're alright." i said "oh, heh, yeah, i'm alright. just tryin to sort some stuff out. had kind of a bad day." and she said "awh, me too. my phone broke and my boyfriend broke up with me over voicemail." i replied, "ohman, that's unfortunate. i'm sorry." and she was like, "yeah, but whatcha gonna do? anyway, hope your day gets better." i said the same to her, and they smiled and walked away.

[TheBigFatDyke]

i like the way you think. =]

just today i was sitting at the mall in the food court, and i was a little distressed and in deep thought. i guess it showed on my face because these two girls who were sitting near me came over and sat down at my table.

[Darkstarzintheskye]

That is nice ;) im glad to know that there are still nice ppl out there ;-)

[gabgab3131]

Amazing attributes! I love every one of them. I met you two at bourbon on sunday night, it was good to see that you're still fun and crazy off the screen. :-) My buddies band, "Ellamae" is playing at Universal the first thursday of next month, see you there!

[marybside]

wait, jess, we were at Bourbon on Sunday night? ;)

[cutewitch772]

"Why do you have so much time to floss?" I never thought of it that way. xD

[PaintedRavensong]

Loved your list of what to look for...hehehe It is very similar to my list and has many of the reasons why I am with my partner. She is very considerate and kind...huge attributes that are important to me. Someone that really listens to you is extremely important. Great video! So happy to hear how happy you are...life is good!

[nubecitaboyi]

Your wonderfuuuuuul!!!!!!

[Chanchez67]

"iTS THE 90'S" I THOUGHT IT WAS 2000'S???

[jacquelineLW]

oh wow, you just made me cry

[astheworldturnfan28]

I love the smiling thing you said. It really bothers me when I smile at someone and they just look at me like im crazy

[skipperdoofus]

i love when people wave at the bus.

[marybside]

i don't know if you mean the public transport, but i LOVE waving at a schoolbus full of kiddos.

[nezoone]

yes. smiling to people on the street is great! especially when they are surprised. or excited. or smile back! :)

[vanessa0brckn]

You remind me of my speech teacher. which is a good thing. haha.

[winkedinkie]

#1 Recycle + #2 Tips + #4 Floss + #5 Doesn't Swear + #6 Holds Doors/Says Thank You/Please/Smiles = overall WIN.

#3 - I prefer to date someone who doesn't drink. Hard. To. Find.

Thanks for pointing out these brownie points. Sounds just like myself. If only I can find someone who does the same...

[emmyemmyjojo]

i think she meant she didnt care if they drink, but they cant drink then drive. thats not to hard to find.

[itsallgoodTV]

Hey!  Did you know that...

* Experts believe Columbus's family tree included Vikings -- which goes a long way to explaining the gutsy explorer's skill with a mast!

[lindseyclark08]

Hey ladies, I dropped you a line. Or a dozen of

'em. Just a heads up.

[overheadmarker]

puddle of your own snot and tears? depressinggg mary b!

and dude, you keep saying "describing" in your videos instead of "subscribing". very funny.

[roxierocks87]

you know.. i recently got my heart broken.. and most people would be cynical about love.. but im more optimistic.. people ask ME why im happy all the time.. they know when im upset.. cause its not me.. yea it hurts.. a lot.. but its true.. stay positive keep your head up and keep smiling and something good will happen one day.. maybe not as quickly as you want it.. but who knows?

[Joemama39YLime]

LoL SUBCRIBE ITS GOOD KARMA!

[buddhalove16]

i just realised something while i was watching your video. the girl i think i am falling in love with, her name is jen. she is my dream girl just like jess is yours. my names marqui and yours is mary. hahaha, i just thought the spelling was way close. i laughed to myself when i saw that.

[cityscapesunrise]

SO. CUTE.

as always mary b, you are awesome.

[blanca1tkd]

i floss everyday 2 maybe 3 times a day!!!

[luvsick19]

mary b your the coolest!! i love yours and jess's videos i sat down and watched all of them.....but your standards are almost exactly like mine and yes i found the girl of my dreams too...she does all of the things on "our" list i am truely blessed and i know you are too...im so happy for you and jess:D

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

Really great video. :) And I love your sweatshirt. Where did you get it!?

[ryamary]

Oo, I won't date anyone who is rude to their servers in any form, including tip. You can tell so much about someone by how they treat the people who wait on them, be it at a restaurant, a movie theater, or a gas station. How you treat strangers reflects on you as a human being.

[viciousandchaotic]

how are your teeth so white mary?!

[criaturaderuby]

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[Phonme]

Im so with you on the smiling thing. Thats the first thing I noticed when I came to the US that more random people smile at you. Here when you smile at someone who doesnt know you youll mostlikely get a wierd face in return.Your videos are awsome!

[s8ntmark]

MaryB this just solidfies your awesomeness!

Those are VERY important things to look for in a woman...its sad, so many people are blinded by looks, and they pay no attention to "soul"

[chidojuanita]

I watch a lot of youtube videos and just found your all's...and what to say...they're perfect! It really felt like I was sitting in front of a big sister! I'm so excited to see more! Thanks for making this!!!

[marybside]

welcome to the family! :)

[chidojuanita]

Thank you :)!

I noted on one that you may be doing stikam or something, do you do that now, or will you in the future?

Saludos a Mexico! ;)

[bphoru]

nice

lots of characteristics

in a short list

[WhipItIntoShape]

That's a darn good check list! Especially the tipping one cos i'm a server... a poverty stricken server!

[WhipItIntoShape]

Sniff helium?!

[marybside]

it's kinda of like a whip it, right? :)

[viciousandchaotic]

oh mahnn, you just listed off some great things. and things that, im going to be honest here, describe me to a 'T'

[ooxxJJxxoo]

Mary B! You have restored my faith in humanity! I don't want to use such a bland word, but you are so... Decent! Where I live few people bother to brush their teeth nevermind floss, people think you're weird for talking to them nevermind smiling, and teachers stare at you like you're an alien for holding a door open. And FORGET a please and thank you, nobody knows what that means! Maybe I should move back to USA!

THank you for always being enthusiastic and positive! You always make my day! :D

[viciousandchaotic]

where are you living right now?

[ooxxJJxxoo]

England! :S

[viciousandchaotic]

really? sucks that the people there are like that :\

i live in canada and most people are pretty polite, but i guess anywhere in the world you can find nice people and mean people.

[ooxxJJxxoo]

Well it's funny in a way because I was born in America where everyone is so friendly then moved here where it's the complete opposite! It's not really because pleople are mean but I think people are just very antisocial because they're shy, or feel embarrased because they have no money, or I don't know!? I think people here don't even notice it, but because I'm so multicultured and well traveled, it's just a complete contrast to what I'm used to! I'd love to go to Canada! The people sound great!

[WhipItIntoShape]

I agree, people on this side of the pond are just way too shy. Everyone talks to everyone in the states, but in Ireland and the uk its like people need a couple drinks or something before they will talk to someone they don't know!

[adri92239]

90s? ^_^ you're off by ten years ^_^

[takexyouxdown]

i floss every time i eat... :o

[whowentboom]

my girlfeind just came in the room naked and said "haha i love mary b"

lucky mary-b.

[CapoteeDevotee]

Mary B, you're the best!

[tegansararock007]

great vid. and i will write to you guys soon i really need some help over here.

[voulezvous88]

oh maryb. i agree with everything on your list. such a perfect outlook on life and girlfriends :) thanks for the vid!

[rasputin132]

Love you Mary! Awesome vid!

[cornstarch27]

i love well-mannered people who hold doors and say please and thank you.

[ateary]

this was definitely an enlightening six and a half minutes. have a good weekend ladies. :]

[BillieBaby143]

aww mary you're so awesome. this video really touched me for some reason

[sk8nska]

:o)

[TheBananaPOP]

you make all my bad days better. so thank you for being so incredible! (:

[xQUEERKIDx]

thank you!

[AmandaWiddifield]

those were the most random 6 points.. but they make sense

:)

oh and we love the hapiness

[AmandaWiddifield]

that was happiness

- im sorry, i need sleep

[zooropa1967]

That was a really great list!  Did you say... It's the 90's? :)

[TheAnnaShowUk]

that makes me feel good! apart from the flossing thing I do all of that! ^^ and the only reason I dont floss is because I get the string stuck in my teeth

[irissiri907]

i got cussing from my friend willy :/

i'ma try to stop

[PerthPete1]

great tips Mary.

[RockinCelery]

Major respect for the tipping (it's respectful) and the no drink drivers rules (cuz anyone who does it is obviously a gobshite). Also the smiling one is amazing too, it's the small things in life that could make someone's day and all it could take is a smile from a stranger.

[oranggepick]

i always love your videos....lol and recycling thats a huge deal for me 2

have a good week

xo

L.

[cmariern]

Thank you for using the word nebulous. It's my favorite. You rock, as always.

[aulbry]

i always over-tip! my mom, being an ex-waitress, taught me the way of the tipping land at a young age haha

and i definitely am starting the smiling thing!!

i love you, mary b! this is such a vonderful list :)

[mj22787]

Amazing advice! Definitely agree with your whole checklist.

And i had never thought about the whole "does she tip" thing before. that would be a good judge of a person's...character? integrity? whatever the right word is. :) i'll have to remember that one.

[BexBullet]

That was a good start to my day. Thanks for that :)

Now...I'm gonna go floss -skips away happily- :D x

[Zim804]

Its getting cold Illinois and I need to move some where warm like in San Diego or Hawaii

[winkluvsas24]

i luv you guys! always have! haha just went through a bad breakup with my first gf and now its like where do i go from here and this is comforting. i hope one day i can find a lady who can help me create a love that you and jess have. its awesome! ooo and what crap time to be single....the holidays! oh well! im gonna be in hillcrest on sunday...maybe ill see you guys around! xo

[blacksnow42]

you guys realise that if you break up, it will cause equal devastation to Dumbledore announcing he's a supporter of Voldemort. just saying.

[darkpirategirl]

oh and it rly sucks about the video with no sound. I definitely know what that is like haha

[Suee32]

I agree with you especially on the drinking and driving, I've been know to hide keys from people and/or have people spend the night if I know they will drive home drunk. Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you about smiling and being friendly with others. Spread the love and sunshine people!!!!!

[sdakotag]

Im jealous of both of u. (i used to have a little crush on mary, because ur always up beat n happy) I would be the luckiest girl to find someone like that. Im taking Apps now lol

I wanted to say thanks to everyone who is sending in messages, cause i have so many n i dont even know how to start lol. i can tell that theres alot of people out there feeling the same.

Thanks Mary n Jess for doing this and helping everyone and me with some of our problems.

~love u both from the bottom of my heart~

[123MikeyGo]

Mary B Youre one perky ray of sunshine!!!

: ) <--- my daily smile

I dedicated the fallowing lyrics to you You are my sunshine

My happy sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are gray.

[timecodebreak]

hey mary b. great vid!!! thanks for the props. i'm a raving fan of jess & mary b. :) keep doing what you do. love it.

[skaterdarkis]

I am one of those girls...*shy* =)

[ThisJess4]

Great video :) Inspiring and thought provoking...

I laughed like mad when you said the recycling thing, but then I thought about it and realized I wouldn't date someone who would throw a pop can in the garbage when a recycling bin in around.

[wayfarer628]

i posted a video response but i messed up i wanted to make it private... :/

[geekstar9]

It's the 90's?

[meehaun]

i wish!

[marybside]

alright, alright, but seriously, it's awkward to say 'it's the 2000s'"

you guys knew what I meant!

and for the record, the nineties were a pretty epic decade to be a kiddo/teen/little monster.

[losr18]

lol, how about the 20th century? that wouldn't of sounded awkward =)

[aulbry]

i really like saying "it's the otts" like they did in the 1900s hahaha :D

[darkpirategirl]

Mary, you are one epic epicly awesome person! :3 Thank you so much for answering.

[sofunvideos]

this video has inspired me to be a more generous tipper :)

[marybside]

did you know that servers/waitresses/waiters actually get taxed on their wage AND calculated tips. so if people don't tip them, they get taxed on money they didn't even make. total bummer.

when i learned that fun fact i was a changed woman.

[questioninghearts]

Wonderful Mary B! Yayz.

Your critieria for a girlfriend is actually the kind of person that I hope everyone will grow into, as eventual as that may be for some people. As I go through my days, I try to make a positive impact on other people, in the hopes that my positivity will make them feel, and therefore act, more positively. My sense of family goes beyond my immediate relatives, to everyone whose life I touch.

I think you and Jess exemplify this with your videos, so props to you two!

[SoNluver511]

checklist to live by for sure!

[shari53379]

i floss....i mean i think it aint that bad to take 1 minute out of my life...LOL...kool vid B!

take care guys

[marybside]

i think we should get t-shirts made. flossing is cool. or something slightly more badass like, floss or die.

too much? :)

[shari53379]

oh hellz yeah!!! have this lil crazy lookin floss box ready to do werk!

[MsAnnaBananna]

When I used to work as a Dental Hygienist, I would tell my patients "You don't have to floss ALL your teeth - just the ones you want to keep". It only takes 1-2 minutes of your day. The right question to ask is: Who DOESN'T have 2 free minutes in their day? I triple love you gals and your always fabulously enjoyable videos!

[XYinside]

you're awesome!

[bld26]

Ha ha. Ya she did say, "It's the 90's."

... And Mary B. You're awesome, and a wicked writer. Did you go to school for journalism or anything, or did you just freelance and land something awesome?

...And Jess, you are also awesome and you guys are awesome together!

[buckweed15]

I thinks it is great that Mary B still says "DEscribers and thanks for DEscribing!" :)

[shaunaxmcgov]

it's the nineties??

OH FUCKBALLS

I think i'm from the future

[sleepingwith1sockon]

did you really say "it's the 90's"???

seriously though, I think it's great that you are so happy :)

[SaraStorm1]

You guys are so fantastic! Its comforting to see what the future can hold. Its just what I need. I love it!!

[Jayd2020]

sigh if only I ever thought of making such a list when I started dating!! great vid keep up the good work! :D

[sonjunkie]

So Mary, when's the wedding?! ;)

[marybside]

Well, first we have to win back marriage equality in California so there can BE a wedding.

So, I guess the question at hand (or finger) surrounds the engagement :)

[bilong92]

There's a simple solution called Canada ;) Or one of the five (six?) states to have it legalized.

[sheepers0]

totalllly agreeee with your little rule (y)

[keener932]

loveeeeee youuuuu soooooo muccchhhhhhh!!!!

[vagoldengurl]

I love it

[danig120]

I love y'all :D