Talking to Myself

[rayhs1984]

Everyone loving everyone? sounds like my kind of party =)

[TheHotsaucekiller]

The first thing i did was check if the video was over 4 minutes.

[awesomeDJisme]

According to Science, talking to oneself is a sign of intelligence, but answering oneself or having a conversation with oneself is a sign of insanity. Really, look it up!

[dftbawolf]

@awesomeDJisme i know but its just so much fun. i cant stop.

[awesomeDJisme]

@dftbawolf That makes two of us! xD

[mthsbandrocks]

Dear Paper Towns,

Remember that one time when they were excited about debuting at #5?

Yeah, good times.

Love,

TFiOS

[vidkid42]

Man that is an oooold phone.

[marriyumh]

John... had friends? xD

[carbonatedcheese]

Wormtongue!! LotR reference! YAY!!!

[estelle7osfp]

@affionge Rather than you apologizing to people with special abilities who may or may not be watching this video, maybe you should take the time to aplogize for your own stupidity at having written that in the first place. And then again for your lack of punctuation, capitalization and grammar. Kthnxbye.

[cheshireismycat]

0:20

[TealeAndTheOtherOne]

I LOVE Evil Hank!

[INTPTT]

Caffeine is the steroids of insomnia challengesd.

[bakerclara22]

is it just me, or does the evil Hank sound a lot like John?

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

@bakerclara22 Sounds like a closed flip phone to me



[ReKrisB]

This is the best thing I've ever seen lol.

[animeotaku]

Can you imagine how best-selling his new book is going to be?

[ADDawning]

How do you do that!?

[GumiYummi]

I watch your videos until like 1am then I have to get up @ 6:30 for school... Tonight I'm going to bed right now! (10:53) because im really tired from last nights vlogbrother marathon

[TheAninas]

He tried guilt :D

[urfaceisausername]

wait they had friends back then?

[uniqueandepic]

I never thoguht i'd hear Hank say "that's bullsh*t you motherf*cker"

[AgentLlamaSpit]

hank, has anyone ever told you that you are insane?

[jack16895]

46 hours, no caffenie, then my dad made me go to bed.

[sheeplover24]

wait, john green's what?

[MegaBacktalk]

What is the video where Hank talks about killing a man with YouTube?????

[ClocksInMyPlace]

@MegaBacktalk April 30th 2008 - BLOOD, I'm a KILLER

[DragonTamer10]

Did anyone else notice that his phone was upside down for awhile...?

[g2theIrishPianist]

First "appearance" of Evil Hank? Liking it

[greengirllover]

Shaycarl! <3

[nykolarew]

itsnot evin a phone its a flip camea thing

[SSdetectiveagency]

I don't know whether to feel concerned or confused either way I like this video

[Ikaruszaki]

Ecloga on youtube.. Cewl :D

[crimsonroses1]

LOTR REFERENCE!!!!! sweetness

[eragonlover1]

Lol, this is funny.

"worm tongued crap" -ha.

[RedHeadExitting]

worm tounged crap= made of awesome shakespearean insult

[h0pef0r]

haha not really.. it's actually an LOTR reference.

[RedHeadExitting]

damn

[nickybcrazy97]

Him calling himself = a pardox. =) I love movie magic!

WHEN WILL MY MOM LET ME BORROW HER CREDIT CARD TO ORDER PAPER TOWNS AND THEN LET ME PAY HER BACK!?!?

[KeithRay91]

dude that phone is sick!!!!

[ihearttheplanet]

very funny :) worm tongue FTW

[EternallyNothing27]

Wormtongue crap! XD

[BeBopALula1]

Does anyone know if he won the Iron Man Insomnia Challenge after?

[Starrise57]

was that a LORD OF THE RINGS REFERENCE??

ohhhhh could I love Nerdfighteria any more.... :D

[Director705]

A just question my liege...

[vivo108]

is his phone closed?

[icecoldwolf]

It is probably more of a flip out or sliding phone...it might be closed though. though I believe it is quite obvious when he shows the phone to us that he could indeed have been talking to someone (although it is quite obvious it was faked and voiced over as is the point)

[mylovelydame21]

WOW... I am totally buying this book now. I planned on it... but now I HAVE TO!

[ljlightfire1]

i cant belive i never herd of his book till i started watching

[xAfterShavex]

I really like you and your videos!

You have a sence of humour that everyone likes..

It's like you really know what we wan't too see :P

So I hope that you going to do more videos, and don't quit, cause I really like them!

Best wishes, Paulina.

[cayrano]

LaWl xD

[Fralmunk]

Evil Hank will perish! He thinks he can face the Nerdfighters... HA! Yay Hank for hanging up on him :D

[vcav22]

this is fantastic!!!

[LostInTheCommotion]

is his phone upside down, and closed?

[Ariamaki]

Yes, and yes.

Closed- Not too funny.

Upside down- Decent

Both at once- PRICELESS.

[LostInTheCommotion]

Amazing. If only it was accidental...

[MonisticWonder]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.

[elmo81409]

Evil Hank has a pretty foul little mouth.

[senorsqueakydesk]

Nice LOTR reference while "talking" to evil phone Hank.

[1092jniufvhorh]

I honestly couldn't tell whether it was Hank or John on that phone! If it was John -as I suspect- he did an incredible Hank impression!! Well done!

[cattieloves]

I think he prerecorded a voicemail and then played it. :*)

[cidthecoatrack]

Alright, talking to yourself on the phone: you have channeled pure awesome into your cell phone. EPIC.

[IfunyunsI]

oh wow, ur wife probably thinks ur crazy...

[rebannah]

Hahaha, during this video I found myself hating phone Hank, but then I realized it was Hank...

<333333333333333

[14hp1]

At about 2:03 or 2:04, right before Hank grabbed the camera I thought he fell because he went of the screen. :)

[LindseySubtlyInked]

Two Hanks made my mind explode. Seriously these are the last comprehensive thoughts that are going to come out of my brain. Kinda like the Silence In The Library episode of Doctor Who, except I'm not dead panda chicken rubber ball.

[potterlove]

lol 2 Hanks! that's the best.

I LOVE how happy you are for John! that is so amazing :D he is a freakin awesome writer. He deserves all that praise the he's getting! woo hoo

[Nic33rd]

Your excitement is contagious!

[SoILoveCheese2011]

lol two Hanks that was awesome!

[speede179]

I love the support that Hank shows here. Aww...brotherly love.

[regularguy5mb]

Ah, the power of Nerdfighters.

Look what we can do.

[Kimbahley]

One thing I bet two years ago John would have never thought would happen was Hank one day calling himself and then moments later yelling into a camera from the floor "John Greeeen auuughhh!!"

[Ninjatasticlyssa]

haha, even though it's bleeped, you should probably never curse. Not that I'm offended or anything. I'm definitely not. But it sounds odd :D There's just some people who can't curse. We both fit in said category I believe.

[GeezAlisha]

Little Wormtounge crap?!

Yay for Lord of the Rings references!

[wowiewhoawow]

whts wit this nerdfighter stuff?

[seemeinHD]

what im sayin duder haha

[DancingUnderFlames]

It's amazing that John's on the Bestseller list, but I just don't get how Paula Dean's My First Cookbook out sold Paper Towns.

[CorgisAreForever]

I KNOW!

[blazecc]

@DancingUnderFlames I'm pretty sure it was because (at least at the time) Paula Dean's cult following was larger that John Green's cult following.

[sehsiwiLa]

yay! i helped! i bought paper towns in the first week! :D, 0;)

[smhoober]

Amazing video, and as always, made of pure awesome.

Where can we see the NY Times Best Seller list with Paper Towns on it? Can you get us a link?

[SaramisKismet]

This has got to be one of the best videos you've made. You orchestrated it so well!

[Cyb3rGnome]

Wow i like the conversations you have with yourself :D & I think your victory clip was longer than your brothers! congrats! && i watched the ironman challenge and it stinks that you were out so soon :\ oh well you still rock!

[kittyjhonnylover15]

how soon was he out???, i didnt catch it

[IsabelleAlexandra]

Eat snails

[swordlord285]

go hank win the insomnia contest

[Barbides]

Congratulations John :)

And nice phone conversation with yourself, Hank. Hahaha.

[TwiztidxToxxic]

for punishment & Halloween event collab... Hank should remake the scene with Tom Cruise in the movie Risky Business where he slides across the floor in white socks, pink dress shirt, sunglasses and whatever sings "Old Time Rock & Roll" by Bob Seger!

[wowkid46]

sick phone

[MojoBTY]

something popped up on his comp

[MathiasT]

I loved the book.

[Ichigo4010]

It better be taught in schools in the future; it's so amazing.

[izzithegrim]

you should write a short story to rival paper towns in one week.

as your punishment

and nerdfighters decide if it is good enough, if it is not then you shall eat something gross or fluffy.

[fenster666]

I think you should put on a puppet show depicting a scene from your favourite movie.

[glockbell]

You must hand draw a poster advertising Paper Towns and get some book store that is not in Montana to post it.

[lydiasblackmer]

Someone should design a poster and put it on the ning for everyone to print out and put everywhere!!!!!!!1

[KirrySparrow]

Hank!* Not hand -.-

[KirrySparrow]

Gratz John :D You earned it.

This video with the cellphone is one of my favorites. ^^ Hehehe Mad Hand is funny.

[shannxcore]

that was awesomee baahahah

[checkyesgaby]

Actually, there is! I live in Montreal and I got my copy of Paper Towns at a Chapters.

[sophiecynical]

another month of brotherhood 2.1? as a punishment for you and a reward (from john) for us?

[xXxflamingchickenxXx]

PUNISHMENT

[TrackingBree]

What are you talking about fool!

Yes there is!

Only like 1 copy in the chapters I went to,

BUT ITS THERE NONE THE LESS!

[booksftw]

he totally said perpetuity!!! yaaaaaayy!

[forestofaddendums]

dftba

[HPnerdfighter]

there is defidently something wrong with you o.o

I LOVE IT!!!!

DFTBA!!!!

[MntlWard]

I voted no punishment. Srsly.

[bossund]

Because you broke the rules (and despite the fact that your friend's song decreased world suck), and breaking the rules increases world suck, so to counteract your actions, you should have to write a song listing various awesome ways to decrease world suck!!!!!!

[alizask]

Congratulatins, John!

[showersinger34]

because really, who hasnt talked to themselves on the phone?

[RawringBean]

I was at the event in FL :D

It was definitely made of awesome!!!

John completely deserved this, Paper Towns was fantastic and all of this couldn't have happened to a better person or a better book!

[slyonetgh]

He said darndest :) Sqee

[TheSuburbanLegend]

Evil!Hank FTW

[sportynspunky78]

2:03 - 2:28 is sooo hilarious.

something about the way he says "my brotherrr!" at 2:23 just cracks me up every time.

oh and evil hanks is awesome.

[Sammers124]

Hahaha...

Who were you talking to on Skype there, Hank?

[KinksGem]

I think Evil Hank is hilarious. We should hear from him more often.

[stenforthewin]

<333 john, paper towns, hank, and the nerdfighters.

[jjjnmk]

w8, is that gmail on your computer?

[rufu99]

lmao! i think this is awesome. :D

[samanthak2205]

why haven't you guys been on ellen degeneres or oprah yet?!?! brothers who started a video project as a way of communicating, for over a year, successfully, both hilarious, one has a new york times best selling book and a printz award winning one, the other writes and performs AMAZING music, they pretty much have a cult following...to sum up - you guys are amazing.

[annax743]

cuz they pwned oprah!

XD that would be super awesome i totally agree!

[Tattas999]

@samanthak2205 They were on NPR, which is better.

[tokyosweetheart]

I WAS AT THAT EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYY!

[moodylupin]

I love you, Hank ... but your punishments are waaaaay too funny to let them pass. DFTBA.

[scandalousjen]

Ohhhh Hugs for Hank, no punishment. Hank is my friend on facebook now, all is well =D

[wondermonkey77]

Hank should have to wear FLURRBLE prominently in his punishment

[QuiteAware]

When Hank gets excited, he like reverts back to being a 7 year old. I love it.

[Modosarcasm]

Ohman, Hank, I laughed so hard at the LotR comment. "I'm tired of your speaking your little wormtongue crap into my ear." That whole conversation was priceless.

[newbsauce11]

Sounds like a giant, amazing orgy. Wish I could be there ;)

[mycinematicsmile]

hmmmmmmmmm

i can't think of a particularly suiting punishment

i encourage everyone else to work at it

and maybe i'll get back to you

[mycinematicsmile]

hahaha

i need to try this

my friends and i discuss your videos every day in school

<3 vlogbrothers

...it was us =]

[chunkymonky218]

Hank you should try writing a book as well. I'm sure people would be interested in what you have to say!

[cnb1129]

I want you to write Accio Paper Towns. I know the book has already come out but I still want it!! (The song that is not the book. I've bought and read the book.

[sportynspunky78]

that was so awesome that my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard especially from 2-2:28. gosh, i love nerdfighters! and congratulations john! paper towns was amazing!

[tomgdoe17]

my older sister once punished me by pouring a bowl of hot chili over my head just because I flicked a booger at her lol

[tweekernessism]

I voted to save you hank, because I thought about the very same thing you were explaining in this video... apparently other nerd fighters were a little more "off with his head"

[elangworthy]

Hahaha <3

[chansherly212]

haha 2:00 to 2:28 was hilarious

[chansherly212]

hahah hilarious.. love it!!! its great that you're so stoked for your bro :-)

[KaileeA42]

lol, Wormtongue crap, LOTR FTW! YAY for John, I helped you to this is was ALL ME! You deserve it!

[lalazeimalala]

no wait i dont think he should get punished : (

he proved his point

[catinthebookbag]

Sorry Hank, I think your video was punishable. I did love the song, though! And I love how enthusiastic you are for your brother, that's awesome!

[shortazn625]

This may be just me, but evil Hank kind of sounds like John...hmmmm....interesting ^_^

[whitefluffyhat]

I love Hank's little freak-out from 2:00-2:28.

[debbielikescereall]

I love evil Hank :D :D

[WeirdSistersAlliance]

How can anyone even CONSIDER punishing poor Hank after the success of the Secret Project?

[andrewbary]

the guy on the phone totally sounds like john.

[EyestotheSun]

Hm.... perhaps, just for giggles, should Hank have to eat a blenderized Mighty Kids Meal (the Burger King rip off of Happy Meals) and wax an arm? No points for guessing what my favorite B2.0 punishment is. x)

[gray93]

congrats John!! you deserve it cause paper towns is fantastic!!

[VanillaxSmoke]

04c19 song!

[evannalynchfan1]

Ouch... The Ironman sounds like a bad enough punishment by itself...

[LadySabrina64068]

Punishment...hmmm, how about a brazillian wax?

[lykeOMGchristie]

I was at the event yesterday! I only got there in time for the signing, but still, it was amazing! And that's AMAZING that it's a best seller! He totally deserves it!

Oh, and for your punishment you should dress up as Margo for Halloween. Your choice; happy or sad.

[mynameisyibble]

Punishment: You must dress up like Sarah Palin! Wig and everything!

[saxyrocks]

congrats john!! so exciting.

and yeah, a paper towns-centric punishment would be good...

[ChrisIsCornflake]

Punishment: You must sell Paper Towns on the street, running up to people, giving a synopsis of this amazing book in under 20 seconds.

[BlacksGodDaughter]

Hank's so full of energy! You'd think he wouldn't be able to stay up very long with all that spunk! But he will!

[rachelray234]

congrats john!! i'm really happy for you. and hank, i just love you.

[caprisun49]

1 Im watching you drink possibly some sort of caffeine

2 IM SO HAPPY FOR JOHN!

[IanLeeGoesWee]

That was hard to watch.

[ckermit8]

go test drive a hummer

[ishallcallyounarfba]

Ha. Quite entertaining. And it's nice to know how happy we helped to make John. And as far as punishments go, I think that you should have to.... add song Wednesdays to Brotherhood 2.1. Which wouldn't really be that bad. I mean, you only have one Wednesday left.

[cloudkicker6000]

I totally agree with jaded51980! Sing the phone book, haha. Like maybe just the names, not numbers, but yes. That would be AWESOME. Hee.

[jaded51980]

I think your punishment should be to sing the phone book!

[deadneo99]

drive a hummer!

[1neGirlRevolution]

I, one of the senior executive nerdfighter, and my roommate, JBro a nerdfighter suggest your punishment be collect recyclables for one week from anyone and everyone you can. Then, donate how much all of the recyclable goods are worth to the worldsuck fund. (Please recycle afterward) :D

[dnl783]

LOL Evil Hank...

[madetohealxx]

Here's the thing, Hank- you only START playing the song at 50 seconds. If you were really concerned, you should have started the song earlier! :P

punishment punishment

how about going trick or treating in