Sesame Street: Patrick Stewart Soliloquy on B

[GalaxyJazzGirl]

bomb begins with B

[GalaxyJazzGirl]

bastard starts with B lol

[GalaxyJazzGirl]

Bitch starts with B. Can we say "bitch", kids? ^-^

[turb030031993]

"Make it so"

[kalingingsong]

lol you know the guy is good when he can make a letter interesting.

[fads90]

"Zounds, The word 'beginnith' beginnith with a B"

Mind= Blown

[SuperNiceteeth]

@fads90 Blown beginnith with be. :D

[SwinubLoveShaymin]

but the question is: will it blend?

and I recognize the word "bend" begins with b.

[SwinubLoveShaymin]

but the question is: will it blend?

[NinjaTyler]

I have something straight with 2 bumps below it that all start with B...

EVERYBODY GAY FOR PATRICK STEWART!

[xSinisterSixx]

That was freakin awesome!!

[Clonetrooperkev]

Oh Patrick Stewart, you're the best.

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

Good night, Sweet B <33

[GoGoVengo]

possibly the greatest children's program ever.

[Thebl00d0ne]

This makes me moist.

[Niohimself]

B actually spells V in Russian :V

[ShinjteSakura]

i love him XD this is awesome.



[BigMESA]

Boobs are two bumps in the front and begin with B too. I love B.

[1982Mustang4me]

@BigMESA Butt or behind also has 2 bumps and is in the back starting with B.

[chinchillaman1]

Patrick Stewart, clint eastwood, harrison ford and Liam Neeson are my favorite actors. This moment is golden

[SephirothSuperKool]

oh my god this dude is like older british version of Tom Cruise except way WAY more awesomely sexy! damn your inadvertantly sultry voice

[jesus316]

Data, because it's polite.

[omganotherun]

Q made him do it.

[CenkIsAdorable]

@omganotherun Lol dude that comment should be top comment - The only reason it's not is because most of the people watching this video only recognize Stewart from X-men - stupid 14 year olds...

[kidasterorig111]

He reminds me of Professor X from X-men

[cosmiccastaway2157]

@kidasterorig111 That's because he IS Professor X......

[kidasterorig111]

@cosmiccastaway2157 LOL

[TheBountykat]

@kidasterorig111 Really?

[kidasterorig111]

@TheBountykat

Yes?

[TheBountykat]

@kidasterorig111

I'm confused. That IS Professor X.

[kidasterorig111]

@TheBountykat

I know, that dude is prof X

[TheBountykat]

@kidasterorig111 Lmfao, I'm super confused. Never mind.

[kidasterorig111]

@TheBountykat LOL

XD

[Octa1981]

@TheBountykat

That is Captain Picard from the Enterprise!

[CinemusMaximus]

Ah man! This was like one of the greatest performances ever!

[assdickmkgee]

This was the finest thing I've ever seen

[2klime]

Beginith...

[therealfriday13th]

@2klime BeginNETH

[kunibertster]

i am not a merry letter

[PoVRAZOR]

I see 1 lights!

[storkvana]

@PoVRAZOR lmao

[Tukaro]

15 people have names that begin with A

[AeronPeryton]

@Tukaro My name begins with A, and this is simply awesome. :3

[GretaKate]

This is Sesame Street gold

[therealfriday13th]

@GretaKate and then we have Jack Black on octagons...

[mynameismatt2010]

I wonder is he felt ridiculous doing this? Or disrespectful to Hamlet. lol.

[Superstarseven]

@mynameismatt2010 I don't think he minds having fun once in a while.

[anamelikemine]

everyone is gay for Patrick Stewart

[lisaness30]

Verily, yon Stewart doth make a thing of Beauty e'er more comely by virtue of his vocal caress. Huzzah, Sir! You do great service to the alphabet.

[stfujon]

The offspring of Patrick Stewart and Morgan Freeman would have the voice of God. Jus sayin.

[Eoganus]

@stfujon Nah, God sounds like James Mason.

We need a movie with Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, Christopher Lee, Ian McKellan, and Sean Connery. They could all just sit around for 2 1/2 hours discussing the merits of different gourds and I'd watch it 10 times in the theatre.

[Nyx685]

Patrick Stewart is the coolest person on the planet.

[eagleschick95]

LOL! Only Sir Patrick Stewart can make the letter "B" sound so interesting!!! LOVE IT!!!

[scaryninja1693]

Bethesda should be slapped for killing off Stewart so early in Oblivion. 

[VacntobsessioN]

"B" this letter has to bumps in the front, just like boobs. which also starts with "B".

[Bella1Louise]

Only Patrick Stewart could "B" the bridge B'tween Sesame Street and Sheakespeare.

[Hollyisboss]

Like a boss. Which also starts with the letter B!

[treydog3000]

Acid Drive anyone?



[XoxafromanxoX]

Saw this video at the Jim Henson's Fantastic World exhibit at Museum of the Moving Image. Brilliant.

[TheSteviDavis]

A.W.E.S.O.M.E

[twistedmetal98]

i got here from look at me now wtf

[Tamilisiana]

Zounds! Captain Picard is on Sesame Street!

=D

[AliTubelog]

there are B lights!

[Heskethification]

/b/



[ariellejsa]

I Happen TO FUCKIN' LIKE, Patrick Stewart's LETTER 'B," mmmm, KAAAAY??? Haters in da' HOUSE??

[ecmakeuppolice]

I WAS THE 13 B- TO DISLIKE

[trekker123eski]

Bridge begginith with B

[edusuntrebor]

... if beginth be a word. Ah Stewart, how I love thy sense of humor.

[desuTHEGAMEdesu]

Random also starts with /b/

[merlin13081991]

butt also starts with b

[TerrorBlack]

Zounds doesn't rhyme with "sounds"?!?

[MikeIvensky]

@TerrorBlack No, since it's short for God's Wounds.

[fameandjoy]

I'm 19, I've been out of education for a year and 2 months and I'm just wishing Patrick Stewart could be my teacher for EVERYTHING.

[Theatrefreak7]

Oh zounds, this just got real.

[KillTheToy11]

This is the best thing.

[mooturtil]

who else got goosebumps watching this... it was so engaging!

[HiIamajew]

This episode should have been brought to you by the letter "Q".

[mareksmolny]

what? im serious, what?

[haveatomato]

...Zounds! LOL

[CptCali1701]

I don't think ANYONE else on the face of the earth could pull that off. Hamlet meets Sesame Street By Patrick Stewart. EPIC

[thetimelady42]

@castern86

What's Reading Railroad? I mean, I know Reading Rainbow, but....

[rainandwind95448]

awesome is such a paltry description.... is there a more awesome word for awesome??

[abmackay]

Seriously, this guy is like... if awesome was contagious I'd sneak up and rub myself all over him. But not in a creepy or gay way, because that would be disrespectful.

[curshvid]

You can say "zounds" on PBS? Scandalous!

[ilikezelda64]

But does it have 8 glorious sides and 8 stunning angles?

[elizabetheowynbelle]

I'm giggling and having chills at the same time! Such is the wonder that is Patrick Stewart! Zounds!

[shakensparco]

I bet most little kids would have no idea what's happening.

[j1mmyd33]

My God. Patrick Stewart. Marry me. PLEASE.

[ForceMaximus84]

Brilliant...which does beginnith with B, as well!!

[Retrociousmedia]

I wonder how many takes they had to do before Mr Stewart could get thru it with a straight face.

[PHDrillSergeant]

@Retrociousmedia I'll bet you he did it in one take. The man is BADASS.

[loperspest]

Oh be still my beating heart.

[TheOpusofCharlie]

Oh!…beat still my hearth,

oh wisheth i were the B that from your lips received such warmth.

Oh god sire… make it so.

[cestrell]

Balls... balls beginnith with B, and Sir Stewart has Balls, to B doing this!

[deggy42]

This is the ONLY reason I'd ever like a video by a channel called "SesameStreet."

[toupecosplay]

You know, I could just listen to Packrick Stewart's voice regardless of how ludicrous the subject that he's talki- oh wait.

[omgitsaoe]

"B" doth also beginneth with a "B."

[gaurdienshadow]

Only Patric Stewart could make a monologue on the letter B that awesome.

[rsmv2you]

......what?.....

[TazDevil50]

lol am buzz?

[weepingangels22]

11 people are not B's

[ammarhio]

i am so baked right now

[Bigviking556]

@ammarhio you aint the only one :D

[evrbody]

@ammarhio Baked doth also beginneth with a B.

[murasakiahiru]

It's stuff like this that makes Picard>Kirk.

[Sephalion]

Eric the Half-A-Bee

[GGUBoss]

So much awesome in one small package.

[seespotdance]

There is nothing I don't like about this video.

[wingdairu]

Goodnight, sweet B, and flights of A's sing thee to thy rest.

[PovertyIsBad]

beginneth

[drakat332]

I love that man! I would love to be b anyday if it meant being held/kissed by him! lol

[ProZackBoy]

@Songsmirth Nop.

[wykydtron40551]

The Stew knows all

[areyoucallingmeauser]

zounds/swounds (archaic interjection) a mild oath indicating surprise, indignation, etc. euphemistic shortening of "God's wounds".



[jakeburchard]

BEEES



[ProZackBoy]

A thousand women across the globe came with ecstasy at the conclusion of this act.

[Songsmirth]

@ProZackBoy What a sick thing to say on a video meant for children. Don't you have any conscience?

[wowseyl]

Good night, sweet /b/

[Freddran]

fris..BEE !

[Rpdqxyn]

And then I jizzed in my pants.

[DeliriousGoomba]

I can't express how much I love this man.

[wingdairu]

@DeliriousGoomba This. Just this.

[Araretoy]

Now you know Mr. Stewart had fun making that. :D

[Thebl00d0ne]

I want his stiff Back in Between my two Bumps.

[jackmansgirl777]

This... Just made my life...

[greghannibal]

I Believe he just turned me a little gay...

[mirrandas91]

Dear Sasame Street,

Patrick Stewart never showed up when I watched as a child. I was a serious trekkie too. What the heck, Sesame Street? I thought we were friends.

[RyanSellman1]

@mirrandas91 Maybe you missed the episode.

[hooliganyouth]

@mirrandas91 But "Reading Rainbow" had a whole "SNG" episode. :)

[albinoclone]

B for Bootleg Riker Beard

[kodiak385]

Wait, so what letter is it?

[holycow818181]

Supposedly, Patrick Stewart said in an interview that his two best performances in America were this, and leader of the Stonecutters on The Simpsons.

[Rinfiyks]

Zounds!

[TakeshiAndTheKid]

I have to point out that if a kid really needs to be educated on the letter B they probably wouldn't understand a word he's saying. It's amusing how self referential it's gotten throughout the years.

[hexocain]

@TakeshiAndTheKid I imagine the kid will just sort of coast through most of what he's saying and pick up on the clear repetitions of the word B and the visual that goes with it. Which is perfect for the age where you're learning the alphabet, because you never understand half of what the grown-ups are saying anyway. :)

[xonealpha]

9 people are not been taught English Alphabet by Patrick Stewart.

[richmanpoman1]

Everything the man does, improves it.

[XxEllenMaccaxX]

What Jean-Luc does in his free time ;)

[chrismc410]

@XxEllenMaccaxX No wonder he keeps the image of he doesn't like kids. Perfect smokescreen for what he does in is free time.

[thadea]

*makes love to B*

[albinoclone]

B for Bald

[MikeIvensky]

This is even better than "Make it so, number one!"

[zukomomo]

*suddenly wants a looping gif of Patrick Stewart kissing a B*

[trekker123eski]

B is for Borg Bridge Battle Bridge and Bawesome thumbs up if watching in 2011

[Raring93]

IT'S PICARD!

[romefox]

Bat Bus Bawsome!

[awsomosaurus995]

Please God, let this man read the phone book...

[RoaccVideos]

200 years ago you'd be beaten half to death for uttering the word "zounds"

[iamevildoing]

Haha "Zounds! The word beginneth, beginneth with B ...if beginneth be a word"

[ATAlun]

I'm still not sure if it's B or not

[cmaxO123]

THERE ARE FOUR Bs!

[GoddessOfWhatnot]

Patrick Stewart = the shit

[jennernj96]

There are two bumps!!!

[kickinass101]

i love sesame street

so damn funny :D ever seen the one with grover and old spice?

makes my day.

[NinaIsTheName]

I'm writing a Hamlet essay for school right now and came on to youtube to find a reading of this soliloquy. I'm so glad I found this, it made righting me essay so much more enjoyable.

[OutlawDave12]

@NinaIsTheName just remember to spell 'writing' with a W.

[NinaIsTheName]

@OutlawDave12 Oh right, haha, yeah there are quite a few spelling mistakes there.

[saphy72195]

Picard likes shakspeare as well, i wonder if that is a quincidence....

[hippylegs]

That is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life ever.

[mydreamstellme]

If he came to my english lectures, and spoke about grammar like this, i'll bet instead of the class average being a C all of us English majors would magically get As.

[Daafiee]

X-Men beginneth with B... wait a minute.

[Jerivar]

I lament my unfulfilled childhood.



[Kefka44]

B is also for Beverly. 

[kaynanmg]

watching this w. my baby brother. "Baby" and "brother" beginneth with "B!"

[seanThree16]

Patrick Stewart, the original brother.

[0BatGirl0]

I could watch hours of this.

[th1nd]

Patrick Stewart's a bro.

ZOUNDS

BRO ALSO BEGGINNETH WITH "B"!

[chrissyjoy08]

hahahaha!!! Only Patrick Stewart could do that so dramatically and so seriously, yet be so funny! LOVED IT!!!

[DrCruel]

Not exactly Christopher Walken, but it works.

[music19910]

Haha I love this!

[universeiswise]

love it, good night sweet B

[Talamare2]

I want to learn Science with La Forge, Math with Data and Literature with Picard and Physical Education with Worf and Sexual Education with Troi

[chitlika]

@Talamare2

[chitlika]

@Talamare2 Then you should be the most well rounded and educated man who has ever lived........... What would it cost to get into that university ??????

[smokin8inch]

@Talamare2 "Sexual Education with Troi" and dr crusher

[Vertigo688]

@Talamare2 Same... but I won't complain when Tasha Yar substitute teaches that last class.