How to Identify and Stop Theft in the Workplace

[IronJustice08]

Its cool to steal from your employer. They owe it to you. Don't just steal, break shit also. Its cool to sabotage your employer by getting in the company computer room and pulling a few wires at random to see what happens. May be a paid day off if you pull the right ones! Bottle your own urine at home to bring to work. Leaving plastic Coke bottles with yellow liquid always freaks co worker out, so leave in the fridge!