u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you
this is the kind of trash (the guy) the world can be better off without. The Holy Scriptures teach us (that want to learn) about reprobate minded people and I truly believe this is one of them. take heed that no man deceive you. there is a day when all knees will bow and every tongue confess that JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! those who make a mockery will be without excuse.
The Noodly one approves. Spread his starchy love and help rid the world of this comical 'jebus' thing people keep talking about. The holy land of the Blessed Pasta is coming!!
Why is Jebus the musical offensive? I don't understand? Please explain it to me. Furthermore if we took everything off U-Tube or any other form of media that simply offended someone, what would we be left with? Is this not a free country where we have freedom of speech. If things like this offend you, it's simple. DON'T WATCH!
Let me elaborate for this Christian; Jesus was a historical and religious figure, the Son of God, in their belief. They do not want any offending material to be made. They consider this ignorant and offensive. People who make these sort of things do it for fun, to make others laugh, by making Jesus look stupid.
whoever says that Jesus is gay or is not real is a cock sucking fucktard. u can believe in what ever u want and u do not know if Jesus is real or not but why push it if u just believe u will go to heaven if u do not believe in that u r going to hell
Err.. how do you think your mother got life, CucumberShorts? Perhaps you may say "from her mother." Well, eventually the chain stops and all life leads to God. Since Jesus is God, then, yes, Jesus DID give you life. You couldn't do anything without him.
And now you guys make a whole new "Jebus" to make fun of? Oh.. just wait till you go face-to-face with him... I'm sure you won't be making jokes then.
Oh, Dont worry, i wasnt throwing a fit over YOUR comment. I was just getting annoyed with all the little preachy comments, "OH, ITS SO UNFAIR TO LAUGH AT JESUS LIKE THAT!!"
jesus gave his only life to us and this is what you do.
you should be ashamed of yourself
all hail god and jesus
shall not the ten commandments
ebstar000 1 week ago
tiene buenas piernaz XD ..envidia
Valemissdanger 2 weeks ago
LMFAO
OnlySeanJohn 3 months ago
all hail JEBUS VIKING!
ducatisrt 4 months ago
hahahahahahaha
dezmondjewell 4 months ago
Jesus is the savior, you are the FUCKIN BITCH OF SATAN!!!!!
acuakid 7 months ago
take a load of this.
ww.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jebus lol just add the one w... not webus...
rossfullerton1 7 months ago
What is this chicago's Northside? Just asking!
bser3973 10 months ago
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srry but i'm just rly scared of ghosts
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you
fijianpower11 1 year ago
that's enough to put you off your lunch, just like the real jebus
shf84 1 year ago
I literally JUST watched this this morning and it worked. WTF
spalmerism 1 year ago
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this is the kind of trash (the guy) the world can be better off without. The Holy Scriptures teach us (that want to learn) about reprobate minded people and I truly believe this is one of them. take heed that no man deceive you. there is a day when all knees will bow and every tongue confess that JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! those who make a mockery will be without excuse.
jdirtpaint 1 year ago
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jdirtpaint 1 year ago
damn you WMG! Musicals are no good without music >:(
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
hey its jebus
good jebus my smart little retard.
*ruffles hair*
MzPupkisx 1 year ago
fuck the WMG
ggoerl 2 years ago 27
@ggoerl it got falsely copyrighted obviously :/ its "OFFENSIVE"
JacobyJenkins 1 year ago
so sad the sound was removed from this. was so funny :(
SelaFatale 2 years ago 4
proud to be muslim
izuma123 2 years ago
PLEASE do a sequal! SOO funny!
ACharmingPlace 2 years ago 3
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how disrespectful...
cypant 2 years ago
Go Jebus!!!
ddcarpenter1790 2 years ago 4
Heeheeheehee
foosbeast 2 years ago
BLASFMèmE ! xD Je suis témoin de Jéovah tant que c'est je jesus des autres ! xD, je ne suis pas contre relligion ! 5/5
jeremieliveun 2 years ago
umm......yh go Jebus!!!
NW6Grime 2 years ago
HELL YA YOU GO JEBUS!
RawrXMusicXLove 3 years ago 3
i've never been so disturbed, intrigued and so entertained all at the same time
chickenpun 3 years ago 3
pretty sick ... good job i wasent on that bus hahahaha
motocrossinadam94 3 years ago
PMSL
1912xTitanicx1912 3 years ago
haha you asked if he really got hit? haha just watch the video.. pause when the bus hits him and look at his shadow.. of course he didn't ... retard
oryfoxer7410 3 years ago
Woah ... :o
ReligionsACult 3 years ago
0:32 and 0:38 = EPIC!
DevilDude515 3 years ago
LMAO
HAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
narutoass12852 3 years ago
Fuckin`Epic!
xAstronomy 3 years ago
oh my god! lol hilarious!
did he seriously get hit, though?
still funny either way.
2VampireGirl2 3 years ago
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oryfoxer7410 3 years ago
lmfao this is FUCKIINNN GREAT~
nyssaisoncrack 3 years ago
Å LA HANS NÅDE DRITE I MIN HATT TAKK
heaheaheaa 3 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1bagoftea 3 years ago
PRAISE JEBUS!
TheGreemSim 3 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
I WILL SURVIVE.. PUUUUUFFFFF!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
alejoquesada77 3 years ago
dammmm
iraqicrazy 3 years ago
i'm Christian and i laughed my ass.
lorgeyking 3 years ago 2
This fucking kicks ass!!
Spiritcrusher212 3 years ago
I'm an atheist..this is hillarious..I believe in science!! woop hahah
RKidda13868 3 years ago
lol i love beeing agnostic, JESUS HAS RISEN....... and then he was hit by a bus
flyingninjapotato 3 years ago
funny as hell, but just not right!
map78520 3 years ago 2
ok...possible stupid question...did he really die? huh... kinda confused?
leo4prez1030 3 years ago
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it would of better if it was a nigger getting hit by a bus
George147456 3 years ago
U racist prick im not black but still FUCK YOU!!!
cokane3648 3 years ago 15
George147456 fuck you !! it would de better if it your dick getting hit by a bus. aweonao !!
carlamidad 3 years ago
wow... FUCK YOU on so many fucking levels its just not funny
chickenpun 3 years ago
lighten up! its just a joke.
I thought it was funny myself.
rockerchic3214 3 years ago
not the vid that was hilarious i meant the comment by george147456
chickenpun 3 years ago
Attack of The show
kiper46 3 years ago
haha and all but is he ok now?
Pwningn00bs117 3 years ago
lolol
Pwningn00bs117 3 years ago
jesus is a sexy mofo
Sweetasstrawberrys 3 years ago
why did u say matha fucka ???
taigokai 3 years ago
jesus is gay mofo
taigokai 3 years ago
did he die?
carbon544 3 years ago
i thinjk he did or maybe went to hospital
taigokai 3 years ago
oooo das so funnie, me llamo chrees
stonedbeatle11 3 years ago
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gearsofhores21 3 years ago
wtf?
entershikariryan 3 years ago 2
The Noodly one approves. Spread his starchy love and help rid the world of this comical 'jebus' thing people keep talking about. The holy land of the Blessed Pasta is coming!!
gagolplap 3 years ago
ha! i know exactly what ur talking about
leo4prez1030 3 years ago
stupid...
trenalsurtco 3 years ago
lol. When he throws his cape thing away... :D
WrittenByMyDog 3 years ago
lol wen he throws ur virginity away
bobobobko 3 years ago
lol
Grant4Lyfe 3 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OMG i laugh till i die. i swear :D
xDDDD
xxLynnie 3 years ago
Did he seriously get hit?
AzureBIiss 3 years ago
Yeah.
UglyChannel 3 years ago
ye by a bus 2000 years ago
bobobobko 3 years ago 3
He(or she) means da actor....i fink..
tradmusicaddict 3 years ago
Don't..don't type anymore. You just lost your right.
ShadowCrashed81 3 years ago 3
I lol'd heartily.
bloodbrother44 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha stupid fat atheists Americans
LulzBat 3 years ago
ok im a chrstian and i thought thi was funny. cause i didnt expect the endyou should of showed him getting up or something hahaha
rubenwashere 3 years ago
That video was hilarious!
Halogen360 3 years ago
rofl..
ilikest00f 3 years ago
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lol, Jebus Forgot his Turban on the bus
jokes, but hey why not hang shit on another religon whilst we are at it
jebus u skinny fuck put on some wheight so u can be a good budda, otherwise a sumo might have to smack you
Project8en 3 years ago
HAHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!
sheldonholy 3 years ago 4
Such a two finger to christians. Go you!!
Loved it! Thats what jebus would be like if he was ever real. <33333333333
ACharmingPlace 3 years ago
connor and sandie showed this 2 me on ther phone
sasquach158 3 years ago
hahahahah LOL!
It's JEBUS you idiots....J.E.B.U.S. C'mon, say it with me JEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSS.
Very good - and this video PROVES Jebus was NOT crucified for your sins, he was killed by an MTA bus in Hollywood.
I'm still waiting for "Jebus - The Resurection" Video
What a bunch of morons....
wfhogan 3 years ago 3
Please Take This Of It Offends Some People you Know
RememberJonnieB 3 years ago
Why is Jebus the musical offensive? I don't understand? Please explain it to me. Furthermore if we took everything off U-Tube or any other form of media that simply offended someone, what would we be left with? Is this not a free country where we have freedom of speech. If things like this offend you, it's simple. DON'T WATCH!
littlefawnl 3 years ago
Let me elaborate for this Christian; Jesus was a historical and religious figure, the Son of God, in their belief. They do not want any offending material to be made. They consider this ignorant and offensive. People who make these sort of things do it for fun, to make others laugh, by making Jesus look stupid.
Asimo5000 3 years ago
go suck a cock were all not lil christ cock suckrs like you
runeant 3 years ago
go fuck yuur fat ma.. she is uglier than you.. which is hard to beat ya bastard
RememberJonnieB 3 years ago
jesus wouldnt like you saying that would he lol fag
runeant 3 years ago 3
sencillamente genial
queteneahi 3 years ago
whats that song called? i know it but i cant think of it right now
spongeboobpatrick69 3 years ago
Its called "I Will Survive" its By Gloria Gaynor
(Sorry if i didn't spell it right...)
CucumberShorts 3 years ago
wow.
what the fuck?
why is he wearing a diaper?
elleyeenndeeesseewhy 3 years ago
That's mad, but bloody funny.
25Kills 3 years ago
Dziwię się że niektórych śmieszy ten głupi film, nie chciałabym być w skórze tego kto to wymyślił, bałabym się kary Boskiej!!
DonVerton 3 years ago
dude at the end i was like holy SHIT!! rofl 5 stars
jubbaflubb2 3 years ago
fuck u synthy
southparkking123 3 years ago
llllmmmmfaaaaaaaao!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSSOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY AT THEN END!! WHO AGREES!?!!?!?!!11
icefire1243 3 years ago
jebus = shit
lothard001 3 years ago
Am I the only one who is annoyed by all the people who keeps leaving "Offensive to Chistians" comments?
If it is SO offencive, why did you watch the video? Why did you Comment?
I mean, ffs, guys, this video was made as a JOKE, right? So, if you haven't got anything nice to say, SAY NOTHING.
Deal?
Great Video. Funny. Showed it to all my friends
CucumberShorts 3 years ago
Jesus can beat on mi cock or take a magicl rige on it
Gutiarlegend 3 years ago
i think somethink like THIS is not funny
JumpStyler0056 3 years ago
Funny vid. Annoying comments at times, but funny vid.
scarletdrag0n 3 years ago 2
whoever says that Jesus is gay or is not real is a cock sucking fucktard. u can believe in what ever u want and u do not know if Jesus is real or not but why push it if u just believe u will go to heaven if u do not believe in that u r going to hell
southparkking123 3 years ago
Stop Trying To Convert Us!!!
If WE believe Jesus wasn't that special, And that God doesn't exist, Then let us!!
CucumberShorts 3 years ago
haha your black
Gutiarlegend 3 years ago
jesus sucks mi ballz
Gutiarlegend 3 years ago
shut the hell up
supersayinlink 3 years ago
:50 Jebus NOOOoooo....!!!
aeomus26 3 years ago
I Really Liked It...
TI Dont See The Point In Putting It Down; Surly It Was Made As A Joke; Right Guys?!
Come On!
And If You Think Jesus And Jebus Are The Same Person; Then May One Of Them Help You!
And, Jesus Did NOT give Me Life; My Mother Did So... You Know!!
Come on!
It Was Intented As A Joke.. A Funny One, I Might Add. It Made Me Laugh; And i Still Do Everytime I See This!!
So
Nerrrrr
CucumberShorts 3 years ago 2
Err.. how do you think your mother got life, CucumberShorts? Perhaps you may say "from her mother." Well, eventually the chain stops and all life leads to God. Since Jesus is God, then, yes, Jesus DID give you life. You couldn't do anything without him.
And now you guys make a whole new "Jebus" to make fun of? Oh.. just wait till you go face-to-face with him... I'm sure you won't be making jokes then.
LiRzEa 3 years ago
I had a dream that i crucified you...
ChuckNorrisKillsYou 3 years ago
LiRzEa-
I Was Just expressing my veiws on the video.
I Thought it was funny
So PLEASE stop trying to convert me to Christianity and LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT.
And- Believe Me- I could do MANY things without him.
And also, have you never heard of the theory of evolution?
Why don't you wait for Stephen Hawking or whoever to prove or disprove the existance of God.
CucumberShorts 3 years ago 3
i feel u man these people in fucking alabama are ALL christians and keep annoying me about being atheist! FUCK OFF!
frodo2132 3 years ago
Stephen Hawkings did aprove that god exists. He even wrote a book about it.
ninjabois 3 years ago
Wow, isn't that nice (?) Good for Mr. Hawkings.
Tbh, I don't care much anymore. I mean, not about steven hawkings, but i don't care much for this video any more.
I mean, i love the video itself, but usually when i come on here, people just comment about how offencive it is, and stuff.
CucumberShorts 3 years ago
I did not mean any offence when i posted that comment.
ninjabois 3 years ago
Oh, Dont worry, i wasnt throwing a fit over YOUR comment. I was just getting annoyed with all the little preachy comments, "OH, ITS SO UNFAIR TO LAUGH AT JESUS LIKE THAT!!"
RAGH!
CucumberShorts 3 years ago 2
it looks like it realy hapnd (lol)
anababyboo1 3 years ago
its not jesus its jebus completely dif person
BloodBullet64 3 years ago 2
this really bad why did u people do this this so not christan and u laugh at it omg how dare u he gave you ur life and u make fun of jesus Wow
XxXxSeXy10MaMa01XxXx 3 years ago
JEBUS
jackass90041 3 years ago 3
lol
pOObProductionZ 3 years ago
Praise Jebus!
QueenLaRevkah 3 years ago 6
messed up
REMIZZLe 3 years ago
omg thats hilaroius specially the end
Ruteger909 3 years ago
xD lol
lothard001 3 years ago
was walking down the street in hes underwear really neccesary?
CoastalRunner 3 years ago
Yes it was. Completely necessary.
PlasticPurpleDino 3 years ago 3
yea it was neccesary i do i tall the time
runeant 3 years ago
FreeDom!
Falc1NL 3 years ago
ahahhhahahahaha thays funny lol lmfao
izinabox22 3 years ago
ajajajajajaja
bachcostanzo 3 years ago
lol wow. that was great
rockerchick71091 3 years ago
I like te video..but I would ot have portrayed Jesus..maybe Barock OBAmA...lo
hat6t9 3 years ago
That was funny i seen it b4 but its still hillarious
Petal4323 3 years ago
very funny A++++++
elephantsofdoom 3 years ago
Funny still. xD
SelaFatale 3 years ago
haha i seen this before i have it on my phone lol i love it
go jebus!!! shame his diaper didn't come off :P
haha jks
XxXRedSkullsXxX 4 years ago
that was scary...but funny
hiblinist916 4 years ago
lols
mafiagnome12 4 years ago
LOL, fantastic!
Kiwigirl77 4 years ago
oO wow
iSHUFFLExDD 4 years ago
q insultoo deberian respetar
carl19t 4 years ago
este es el mejor video que e visto en mi vid axD ajajajajajajaj
JebuzElRude 4 years ago
OH wow Jebus strip tease!
OMFGBrainNinjas 4 years ago
"I will survive!"
I guess not.
Mitsuraga 4 years ago 2
omg! wow lol
oopxe789 4 years ago
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shinobiminja 4 years ago
no les da verguenza ¬¬
blackjesu123456 4 years ago
you know shrek liked it
asnation 4 years ago 4
Rofl. Was litterally crying when I watched this. Nice work!
shadowdwellerr 4 years ago
lmfaoooo!
ilovewillpughx3 4 years ago
he should of looked 2 ways the nob'ed,lol
swissboy80 4 years ago
lmao xD I WAS WAITING FOR IT!!!!
doingt00much 4 years ago
this video is basically a comment on the ever growing conflict in Darfur.
Zombieboy87 4 years ago
lol zombie from the asmb??? LOL Demonslayer lol WUT craps on this video.
Viperslayer 4 years ago
this video is IB perfect silleh.
bisexualsakura 4 years ago
xD OMG! this made me LOL
bisexualsakura 4 years ago
:Dlol
Zombieboy87 4 years ago
Omg thats hilarious xD
HaloDGK 4 years ago
hahahahaha jebus.... save me!!! jebus!!!
rodrigobrujeria666 4 years ago
ROFLMAO
tesla555 4 years ago
hahahaha thats fantastic
spacemonkey361 4 years ago
lol 50 seconds in
E3pOPWNER 4 years ago
PWNED!!!
E3pOPWNER 4 years ago
he really die ?
beeterama2 4 years ago 2
LOL PWNED!!!
TRIARII117 4 years ago
LMFAO oh wow
TwizTiD2106 4 years ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
LORENA 4 years ago
how can people NOT know "I will survive" by gloria gaynor???
seriously...
Rexion 4 years ago
HOLY JESUS!
mrtoilet2 4 years ago
LMAO!
ROARMEOWPOOP 4 years ago
voll geil jaja
violegor7 4 years ago
lol
ajoaqxinz916 4 years ago
LOL
Flashwarior 4 years ago
was that real? lmao
spill3db3anz13 4 years ago
JAJA
petiki 4 years ago
JAJA
petiki 4 years ago
jajajajaaj esta genial
excelente
xau
VicKyPoTTeR16 4 years ago