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  • jesus gave his only life to us and this is what you do.

    you should be ashamed of yourself

    all hail god and jesus

    shall not the ten commandments

  • tiene buenas piernaz XD ..envidia

  • LMFAO

  • all hail JEBUS VIKING!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Jesus is the savior, you are the FUCKIN BITCH OF SATAN!!!!!

  • take a load of this.

    ww.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki­/Jebus lol just add the one w... not webus...

  • What is this chicago's Northside? Just asking!

  • that's enough to put you off your lunch, just like the real jebus

  • I literally JUST watched this this morning and it worked. WTF

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  • damn you WMG! Musicals are no good without music >:(

  • hey its jebus

    good jebus my smart little retard.

    *ruffles hair*

  • fuck the WMG

  • @ggoerl it got falsely copyrighted obviously :/ its "OFFENSIVE"

  • so sad the sound was removed from this. was so funny :(

  • proud to be muslim

  • PLEASE do a sequal! SOO funny!

  • Go Jebus!!!

  • Heeheeheehee

  • BLASFMèmE ! xD Je suis témoin de Jéovah tant que c'est je jesus des autres ! xD, je ne suis pas contre relligion ! 5/5

  • umm......yh go Jebus!!!

  • HELL YA YOU GO JEBUS!

  • i've never been so disturbed, intrigued and so entertained all at the same time

  • pretty sick ... good job i wasent on that bus hahahaha

  • PMSL

  • haha you asked if he really got hit? haha just watch the video.. pause when the bus hits him and look at his shadow.. of course he didn't ... retard

  • Woah ... :o

  • 0:32 and 0:38 = EPIC!

  • LMAO

    HAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fuckin`Epic!

  • oh my god! lol hilarious!

    did he seriously get hit, though?

    still funny either way.

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  • lmfao this is FUCKIINNN GREAT~

  • Å LA HANS NÅDE DRITE I MIN HATT TAKK

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • PRAISE JEBUS!

  • HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

    I WILL SURVIVE.. PUUUUUFFFFF!

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

  • dammmm

  • i'm Christian and i laughed my ass.

  • This fucking kicks ass!!

  • I'm an atheist..this is hillarious..I believe in science!! woop hahah

  • lol i love beeing agnostic, JESUS HAS RISEN....... and then he was hit by a bus

  • funny as hell, but just not right!

  • ok...possible stupid question...did he really die? huh... kinda confused?

  • U racist prick im not black but still FUCK YOU!!!

  • George147456 fuck you !! it would de better if it your dick getting hit by a bus. aweonao !!

  • wow... FUCK YOU on so many fucking levels its just not funny

  • lighten up! its just a joke.

    I thought it was funny myself.

  • not the vid that was hilarious i meant the comment by george147456

  • Attack of The show

  • haha and all but is he ok now?

  • lolol

  • jesus is a sexy mofo

  • why did u say matha fucka ???

  • jesus is gay mofo

  • did he die?

  • i thinjk he did or maybe went to hospital

  • oooo das so funnie, me llamo chrees

  • wtf?

  • The Noodly one approves. Spread his starchy love and help rid the world of this comical 'jebus' thing people keep talking about. The holy land of the Blessed Pasta is coming!!

  • ha! i know exactly what ur talking about

  • stupid...

  • lol. When he throws his cape thing away... :D

  • lol wen he throws ur virginity away

  • lol

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OMG i laugh till i die. i swear :D

    xDDDD

  • Did he seriously get hit?

  • Yeah.

  • ye by a bus 2000 years ago

  • He(or she) means da actor....i fink..

  • Don't..don't type anymore. You just lost your right.

  • I lol'd heartily.

  • hahahahahahaha stupid fat atheists Americans

  • ok im a chrstian and i thought thi was funny. cause i didnt expect the endyou should of showed him getting up or something hahaha

  • That video was hilarious!

  • rofl..

  • HAHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!

  • Such a two finger to christians. Go you!!

    Loved it! Thats what jebus would be like if he was ever real. <33333333333

  • connor and sandie showed this 2 me on ther phone

  • hahahahah LOL!

    It's JEBUS you idiots....J.E.B.U.S. C'mon, say it with me JEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSS.

    Very good - and this video PROVES Jebus was NOT crucified for your sins, he was killed by an MTA bus in Hollywood.

    I'm still waiting for "Jebus - The Resurection" Video

    What a bunch of morons....

  • Please Take This Of It Offends Some People you Know

  • Why is Jebus the musical offensive? I don't understand? Please explain it to me. Furthermore if we took everything off U-Tube or any other form of media that simply offended someone, what would we be left with? Is this not a free country where we have freedom of speech. If things like this offend you, it's simple. DON'T WATCH!

  • Let me elaborate for this Christian; Jesus was a historical and religious figure, the Son of God, in their belief. They do not want any offending material to be made. They consider this ignorant and offensive. People who make these sort of things do it for fun, to make others laugh, by making Jesus look stupid.

  • go suck a cock were all not lil christ cock suckrs like you

  • go fuck yuur fat ma.. she is uglier than you.. which is hard to beat ya bastard

  • jesus wouldnt like you saying that would he lol fag

  • sencillamente genial

  • whats that song called? i know it but i cant think of it right now

  • Its called "I Will Survive" its By Gloria Gaynor

    (Sorry if i didn't spell it right...)

  • wow.

    what the fuck?

    why is he wearing a diaper?

  • That's mad, but bloody funny.

  • Dziwię się że niektórych śmieszy ten głupi film, nie chciałabym być w skórze tego kto to wymyślił, bałabym się kary Boskiej!!

  • dude at the end i was like holy SHIT!! rofl 5 stars

  • fuck u synthy

  • llllmmmmfaaaaaaaao!!!!!!!!!!!!­!  SSSOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY AT THEN END!! WHO AGREES!?!!?!?!!11

  • jebus = shit

  • Am I the only one who is annoyed by all the people who keeps leaving "Offensive to Chistians" comments?

    If it is SO offencive, why did you watch the video? Why did you Comment?

    I mean, ffs, guys, this video was made as a JOKE, right? So, if you haven't got anything nice to say, SAY NOTHING.

    Deal?

    Great Video. Funny. Showed it to all my friends

  • Jesus can beat on mi cock or take a magicl rige on it

  • i think somethink like THIS is not funny

  • Funny vid. Annoying comments at times, but funny vid.

  • whoever says that Jesus is gay or is not real is a cock sucking fucktard. u can believe in what ever u want and u do not know if Jesus is real or not but why push it if u just believe u will go to heaven if u do not believe in that u r going to hell

  • Stop Trying To Convert Us!!!

    If WE believe Jesus wasn't that special, And that God doesn't exist, Then let us!!

  • haha your black

  • jesus sucks mi ballz

  • shut the hell up

  • :50  Jebus NOOOoooo....!!!

  • I Really Liked It...

    TI Dont See The Point In Putting It Down; Surly It Was Made As A Joke; Right Guys?!

    Come On!

    And If You Think Jesus And Jebus Are The Same Person; Then May One Of Them Help You!

    And, Jesus Did NOT give Me Life; My Mother Did So... You Know!!

    Come on!

    It Was Intented As A Joke.. A Funny One, I Might Add. It Made Me Laugh; And i Still Do Everytime I See This!!

    So

    Nerrrrr

  • Err.. how do you think your mother got life, CucumberShorts? Perhaps you may say "from her mother." Well, eventually the chain stops and all life leads to God. Since Jesus is God, then, yes, Jesus DID give you life. You couldn't do anything without him.

    And now you guys make a whole new "Jebus" to make fun of? Oh.. just wait till you go face-to-face with him... I'm sure you won't be making jokes then.

  • I had a dream that i crucified you...

  • LiRzEa-

    I Was Just expressing my veiws on the video.

    I Thought it was funny

    So PLEASE stop trying to convert me to Christianity and LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT.

    And- Believe Me- I could do MANY things without him.

    And also, have you never heard of the theory of evolution?

    Why don't you wait for Stephen Hawking or whoever to prove or disprove the existance of God.

  • i feel u man these people in fucking alabama are ALL christians and keep annoying me about being atheist! FUCK OFF!

  • Stephen Hawkings did aprove that god exists. He even wrote a book about it.

  • Wow, isn't that nice (?) Good for Mr. Hawkings.

    Tbh, I don't care much anymore. I mean, not about steven hawkings, but i don't care much for this video any more.

    I mean, i love the video itself, but usually when i come on here, people just comment about how offencive it is, and stuff.

  • I did not mean any offence when i posted that comment.

  • Oh, Dont worry, i wasnt throwing a fit over YOUR comment. I was just getting annoyed with all the little preachy comments, "OH, ITS SO UNFAIR TO LAUGH AT JESUS LIKE THAT!!"

    RAGH!

  • it looks like it realy hapnd (lol)

  • its not jesus its jebus completely dif person

  • this really bad why did u people do this this so not christan and u laugh at it omg how dare u he gave you ur life and u make fun of jesus Wow

  • JEBUS

  • lol

  • Praise Jebus!

  • messed up

  • omg thats hilaroius specially the end

  • xD lol

  • was walking down the street in hes underwear really neccesary?

  • Yes it was. Completely necessary.

  • yea it was neccesary i do i tall the time

  • FreeDom!

  • ahahhhahahahaha thays funny lol lmfao

  • ajajajajajaja

  • lol wow. that was great

  • I like te video..but I would ot have portrayed Jesus..maybe Barock OBAmA...lo

  • That was funny i seen it b4 but its still hillarious

  • very funny A++++++

  • Funny still. xD

  • haha i seen this before i have it on my phone lol i love it

    go jebus!!! shame his diaper didn't come off :P

    haha jks

  • that was scary...but funny

  • lols

  • LOL, fantastic!

  • oO wow

  • q insultoo deberian respetar

  • este es el mejor video que e visto en mi vid axD ajajajajajajaj

  • OH wow Jebus strip tease!

  • "I will survive!"

    I guess not.

  • omg! wow lol

  • funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no les da verguenza ¬¬

  • you know shrek liked it

  • Rofl. Was litterally crying when I watched this. Nice work!

  • lmfaoooo!

  • he should of looked 2 ways the nob'ed,lol

  • lmao xD I WAS WAITING FOR IT!!!!

  • this video is basically a comment on the ever growing conflict in Darfur.

  • lol zombie from the asmb??? LOL Demonslayer lol WUT craps on this video.

  • this video is IB perfect silleh.

  • xD OMG! this made me LOL

  • :Dlol

  • Omg thats hilarious xD

  • hahahahaha jebus.... save me!!! jebus!!!

  • ROFLMAO

  • hahahaha thats fantastic

  • lol 50 seconds in

  • PWNED!!!

  • he really die ?

  • LOL PWNED!!!

  • LMFAO oh wow

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  • how can people NOT know "I will survive" by gloria gaynor???

    seriously...

  • HOLY JESUS!

  • LMAO!

  • voll geil jaja

  • lol

  • LOL

  • was that real? lmao

  • JAJA

  • JAJA

  • jajajajaaj esta genial

    excelente

    xau