How to get 100 billion views on YouTube - How To Do Anything TV video

[coolermccloud]

Make your vidoes shorter.. v.v

[SantaCruzBeast]

@ushaci lol, i was trying to be sarcastic

[1Sebas9]

What a waste of paper.. Is there another way?

[SantaCruzBeast]

rwj should talk about this. i'd bet it'd be funny

[ushaci]

@SantaCruzBeast He already did

[js00981213]

RIP OFF. YOU ONLY HAVE 81,446 VIEWS!!!

[MrZzHD]

tits.

[lastborndread]

TOO LONG

[Just2Comment789]

BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! Now how the hell does one subscribe?

[imlieksokewl123]

@Just2Comment789 Look at his how to subscribe video :D

[tamrielnl]

The video was buffering O.o

[xXFearlessCommandoxX]

EVERYONE look up how to stop a video

[1681Marcus]

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[frebsgonewild]

@TheRenzobz haha ikr

[cheatard]

How come u dont have 100 billion views yet? :D

[Owned736]

63 people dont have tits :P

[awh1998]

RayWilliamJohnson sent me.

[TheRenzobz]

Could some one give me the subtitles for this?

[TheGearsNoob]

@TheRenzobz ARE YOU FUCKIN STUPID?

[TheRenzobz]

@TheGearsNoob Judging by your rage, not as much as you are.

[BailClan]

Tutorial plz on where to get paper and red markings?

[magekioman]

My favorite part was 0:01.

[iParaDoXCA]

fake, i only got 99 billion.

[funnyponcho77]

I liked the part when he threw a notecard that said "tits" on the table.

[Justcallmepeteryang]

@MrNotaterrorist no you didn't!!!

[iLLiCiTMedia]

Can you make an abridged version? I simply can't find the time to watch the entire video.

[MrNotaterrorist]

thats not true!!!!!!!!! i posted a video of me throwing paper on the floor and i still haven't managed to get 10 views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaGiaccaBlu]

chapeau!



[DangItzChang]

I don't know why but this is sooooooo funny.



[TheVoidpure123]

where i can get paper? D:

[MrWingse]

lol...

[TheNethero]

I came here for tits

[1CruzAlta]

best tits i've seen



[BachiVC]

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[coopernwo007]

racist

[HipnosisV1SvR]

Best viewed in 240p just in case your connection isn't too good

[mandude4x6]

fuck I blinked what happened?

[XanimeXaddicted]

Amabo Kcorb sent me.

[blob209]

YOU SIR SHOULD WIN A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!

[itzProPain]

GENIUS!

[YolkieCrafts]

I BLINKED, darn I missed it! > <

[Evoboigser]

does this work with other types of paper?

[EthanBSanders]

Where's 0:01?

[zingy1232]

how to fold a piece o paper

[kingmatt334]

I thought you were going to say Justin Bieber. THANK GOD you didnt

[plehalexpleh]

i blinked O.O

[MrMajenta]

SEXY!

[19Danniel]

OMG WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO FUCKIN LONG

[deathbyturtle4every1]

*Dramatic pause* ... This shit just got real... *Epic dramatic face*

[BrokeNcydeCrunkKid]

Fake.

[crakhp]

I think the book was better tho..

[EVLG]

I'll watch the rest tomorrow

[tinagetchel]

*APPLAUSE*

[XxlionesxX]

Accurate.

[Crimper145]

RWJ

[Pindooli]

@Crimper145

GTH

[danplatkolo96]

This video is less than a second. Tl;dr



[TheHellraiser49]

XD mark since most of the ppl on youtube are pervs the ywant to see what you put on that paper and...well thats the secret

[requnix18]

9gag brought me here

[xXRegret]

Nice tits broseph...

[mdbig23]

Dude try and make ur vides shorter it gets so boring

[eatdatburrito]

where's 0:01?

[Yuhutoob]

@nextblain No, instead he put it in the comments.

[makuta12]

The irony is that in the related videos there's one that has tits in thumbnail and has 92 million views.

[LoanWeAre]

ahhahahaha

[malslimbo]

I kept trying to pause and I didn't realize the vid was 1 second long

[HowToDoAnythiingTV]

how to tits

[irf333]

shit just got real o.0

[ssipukas]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL O.o

[AfricanPubes69]

HOW DOES HE DO IT???

[onionknight777]

I liked the part where we saw the tits.

[benjaminschannel97]

only a hundredth of the way there

[readys11]

yay:)

[SysterGrimm]

mina nya favoritklipp!

[backwordz1]

I only liked one second of it

[batmanwings]

I liked the part with tits

[batmanwings]

I watched half of it before i went to bed.

[youknowKeroroiskool]

too long, didn't watch

[readys11]

WHOO:)

[vildbasse97]

Sad, but true

[coder928]

Trololo hes saying show tits to get views (;

[TICTACZOMBIE]

this vid must be new he only haz 47k so far!

[RodyzChannel]

how does this only have 46k views?

[TheOwningpony]

Tell everyone about this

[Ikito23]

LAWL

[cesarfiladelfo]

Epic Fucking boss

[spitball3000]

Everybody tell your friends to watch this.

[andyrey23]

You people are so stupid... Idk how u can like this

[QuadKumsh0t]

@andyrey23 YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU DIDNT GET 100 BILLION VIEWS YOU ASSHOLE!!

[andyrey23]

@QuadKumsh0t keep watching these retarded videos. stupid fuck

[QuadKumsh0t]

@andyrey23 will do so fuck you stupid!

[themafounemen]

FAIL

 (but still lol)

[Shadowmage72]

haha lol

[Maxdudecool]

Tell all your friends to watch it and then lets see it get most veiwed on youtube

[Mtexism]

dUDE Why you dont have 100billion Then?

[GhettoSasquatch]

@Mtexism its a joke dUDE calm down

[Mtexism]

@GhettoSasquatch Dude i was Joke 2 :D

[julijulijuli02]

still better than twilight

[isheildmexicans]

the amount of time put into this.....its beautiful :')

[tyson600200buste]

Genius

[AbDuzIt702]

I Get The 100 Billion Views On Youtube Part. I Just Don't Know How To Write Tits On A Piece Of Paper. Please Make A Tutorial On That. And Also, I Need A Tutorial On How To Throw It On The Ground.

[vadFANeDotA]

@AbDuzIt702 I think that the How-to-throw-a-dirty-sock-on-t­he-ground-tutorial is possible to apply in this scenario, though it seems like the note is landing on the back side about half of the times I try this. I solved it by writing "TITS" och both sides of the note.

Hope it helps :)

[AbDuzIt702]

@vadFANeDotA Alright So Just Like The "How To Throw A Sock On The Ground Video" Only This Time Using A Piece Of Paper. It Looks Like He Used Graph Paper Rather Than Regular Notebook Paper. But I Don't Think That Should Affect Anything. Unless People Prefer Notebook Paper Better. Ok I Got It Ill Write TITS On Both Sides Too So No Matter Which Side It Lands On People Can Still Read TITS. Hahaha!

[SirFargo]

@AbDuzIt702 You also need a tutorial in how to write like a normal person.

[AbDuzIt702]

@SirFargo Well Actually I Used To Type Like A Normal Person Until I Watched The "How To Type With The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized" Tutorial And Ive Been Typing Like This Ever Since.

[chrmunoz]

based

[DaMagnusKing]

Brace yourselves. 9gag army is coming

[fridsade]

you know your high when you replay the video over 15 times.

[noelsoong777]

Did it work? 

[xCoiotinhox]

I tought that was tits, now give my 1 sec back

[Mahavir889]

I sneezed and I missed the whole video

[Mahavir889]

True Story...

[MrGome120]

oww shit he cracked the formula!!!

[BulLE3t]

tits or gtfo

[BlockyMc]

How to take an arrow to the knee

[nextblain]

he dint put tits in the tag cause he dosent want everyone to know the secret

[broadsword1999]

@nextblain he did

[nextblain]

@broadsword1999 wen i saw it wasent there :)

[americanpie781]

@nextblain yes he did

[1ideity]

@nextblain Tits IS in the tag.

[YiiJun]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[DKzain23]

lol this is actually true.

[TheRavens100]

Best video eva

[TheRavens100]

Complete genuis smartest guy in the universe

[TheRavens100]

Tits

[thatfrknmexican]

genius!!!

[ponylove23]

I win! :D got the ad closed before the video ended ^-^

[cerealkiller30]

I'll watch the rest tomorrow.

[fridsade]

@cerealkiller30 LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[radanju3]

My favorite part was 0:01! :D

[Shermy521]

LOL it took me a couple time to close the ad...

[ThePwnography]

i didn't quite get the plot..

[Alexg4373]

This video Is to long

[DarkLightKisame]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

You klicked for Tits...

And i did it too! 

[stickmister321]

Just making this more popular.

[ekanshfan]

thumbs up if you watched this in the first go xD

[invalidnamelol]

ill watch the rest tomorrow

[PhillieOreo15]

how many of you just replay this over and over and over and over. then wish that there were real tits?

[Chaster586]

I used to look at tits in the internet, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[fifa123100]

How long did you uploaded this video?

[TrackaLatte]

how is this not flagged?

[rockerdemon001]

-claps hands- YES YES YES, MORE

[lumsikyee]

i came here because of raywilliamjohnson!!

[RydrMusic]

@lumsikyee LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE! THEY'RE FALLING FROM THE SKY!

[yourthe1thatsaidit]

Whoa!!!!!

[ShelbyAwesome]

I'll finish this tomorrow.

[jaimesmith1999]

so true so true

[bluechickadi]

This would actually work LOL

[OrigiVids]

@phoenixup13 look at the comment below

[OrigiVids]

@phoenixip13 look at the comment bellow again

[OrigiVids]

@pheonixup13 look at the comment below

[OrigiVids]

Phoenixup13@ that Is the funniest shit I've seen that is so true somebody give fucking phoenixup13 a stand up if I could like this comment on my iPod I would

[echizen190]

The video is too long to masturbate to

[Phoenixup13]

Second alternative: Put up a fake video about being suicidal from bullying =D

[iShowYouCry]

i make these kinds of videos too(:

[Taylorholt100]

Wtf? Wh do you make these? :/

[sTeLeRsYaY]

amazing

[yerrowdude]

Wow

[onbekend2010]

still better than planking

[shizofromthewizo]

@onbekend2010 but not as gay as twilight

[TheBBassassin]

Thumbs up if you're from =3

[dillcool235]

raywilliamjohnson sent me here



[feverNpain999]

genius

[misfortunelife]

I came to learn how to get 100 billion view but instead I got a boner :(