CC explains more stuff than EVAR!!!

[stopsiqn]

Omg that, "If i was a rich man" bit fucking killed me.

[haleygoeswhoohoo]

....You are the only cat I've ever been sexually attracted to XD

Signed,

Atheist Female

[creationistcat]

@haleygoeswhoohoo

Well I gotta admit, It's pretty freaking hard NOT to be attracted to what I got going on.

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[ScientificScience]

Sorry, I just don't have any patience for shpeech inpedimentsh. XD

[333kingston]

Still waiting for you to get back to pwning! But these were fun too

[creationistcat]

@333kingston

Back to pwnage soon!

[psycho3968]

i remember that night at the Apollo, man you rocked!

[psycho3968]

i love you creationistcat!

[RayLedgend]

You're the only real talking cat on the internet? But what about Cat Chuchesta? You put him in a video, so isn't he a talking cat on the internet?

[creationistcat]

@RayLedgend

I enable da voice of all animals around me. It's kind of like a Dr. Doolittle thing.

[mkbcoolman]

1:38 is gonna be my new ring tone

[AtheistAussie]

A meme is born at 1.50

[JamesEzSecretChannel]

So do we post our questions as responses?

[aaronzvz]

CC, you out did yourself this video, well done......well....done.

[creationistcat]

@aaronzvz

Aw tanks! :)

[aaronzvz]

The "Official NINTENDO seal" is all you needed baaaby.

[666crippled666]

do cats watch kitty porn?

[creationistcat]

@666crippled666

Yeah, day do, but most of us prefer to call it "cat porn" cuz da double entendre of "kitty porn" is radder unfortunate.

[Tr0llinator]

the guy who covered his face stole that idea from my video

[djpob]

MOAR PWNAGE!

[memonk11]

Who you calling "you people"?

[geyza0711]

ALL HAIL CREATIONIST CAT!

[creationistcat]

@geyza0711

Yes!!! ALL HAIL ME!!!!

[wideosvatcher]

What is cat food made from? why doesnt jesus feed the humans first so they can have pets to feed too?

[creationistcat]

@wideosvatcher

Look, us cats don't like discussing da contents of cat food, cuz if word got out on how freaking delicious it was it would be a hot commodity and suddenly dare wouldn't be any awesome cat food for us left. God forbid if da aliens from "District 9" ever really did come to earth, I'd hate to have to share all my awesome cat food with freaking aliens.

[Typhoon250]

Hi CC, I pump weights like a MoFo!!! and get all these awesome ideas and i have this superiority complex like i'm a god...., have I been zapped by the internets too?

[GrowTheTruth]

@Typhoon250 Actually, that sounds like schizophrenia. LOL!

[creationistcat]

@Typhoon250

No, dats just da crystal meth talking. Give yourself another hour and doze feelings will subside. Den get thee to a twelve step program immediately.

[ciegaobsesion]

cat is awesome

[Matchfyre1]

I love your videos !!

[creationistcat]

@Matchfyre1

Me too!!!

[FriendKerrek]

Hey CC Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[creationistcat]

@FriendKerrek

Whaaaaaa????

[MrKajithecat]

Hey CC do you murder small animals when your owner forgets to feed you in the morning like my cat does?

[creationistcat]

I DO NOT HAVE AN OWNER!!! I OWN MY FREAKING SELF!!!! WHAT A DEMEANING FREAKING COMPLIMENT!!!! ALSO, HOW DO YOU GET RID OF DA CAPS LOCK????

[zabukazar]

mmmm....Jesus ketchup.

[WeEatBrainz]

Nintendo seal of approval! 

[mjlgaard]

CC are you related to CC Sabathia of the New York Yankees?

[creationistcat]

@mjlgaard

No, but my great grand mudder is related to a Maine Coone Cat dat belonged to CC Deville, lead guitarist of Poison.

[twistedH3L1X]

Catception!

[disrxt]

Def comedy cat!

[demonorse]

Hey C.C. What the fuck do you suppose they did with 200 foreskins?

[Holammer]

@demonorse They got some flour & spices, eggwash, breadcrumbs.

... and that's how we got Popcorn Chicken!

[creationistcat]

@demonorse

Well dare was a leather shortage at da time so I'm pretty sure day fashioned dem into nifty wallets.

[yeshuahfullofit]

@demonorse soup.

[1dlesniper]

@demonorse made a coin purse.... of course.

[MrTexAtheist]

Hey CC, do you exercise much? Do we have to exercise in heaven or do we get to have whatever bodies we want to have (thin/fat) without a care to what we eat? Which makes me wonder, do we eat in heaven like we do here? Great stuff! Keep 'em coming!

[creationistcat]

@MrTexAtheist

I excercise all da freaking time! Dats pure muscle you see dare, baby! Some people say I look fat but if day touched deez abs dey'd realize my abs are harder dan da grand freaking canyon (da grand canyon is made outta rocks). Yes you still have to excercise in heaven, but da good news is everyone gets dare own Bow-flex so in just 10 minutes every millineum, you too can have da body you've always dreamed of!!!

[MrTexAtheist]

@MrTexAtheist LOL!

[MsRobotRock]

XD

[TrulyEvilBob]

Dear Creationist Cat,

Do you ever wear clothes?

Keep it classy!

[creationistcat]

@TrulyEvilBob

Yeah, I always wear a pair of fur undies dat blend in with my coat so dat my heaving junk is not on display for all da perverts of da world to see.

[naughtypagan72]

If a wrestler falls in a forest and nobody is there to see it - Does God count it as a fall?

[creationistcat]

@naughtypagan72

If he goes down for a solid ten count den yes. Doze are just da rules man.

[dtm52]

Next time I am going have to have Rocky put on a Hoodie so he can get some video time on CC's video.

[lacigreen]

love.

[dunndudebemelol]

Does god prefer to be called Lord or Lordship

[creationistcat]

@dunndudebemelol

Gods name is ever evolving, kind of like Diddy. Currently he prefers "Prime Minister Party Pants".

[MrWajax]

Outstanding CC!

[mattlepokora]

dang It CC we wanna some more severe freakin' pwnage with di kitty crw!!!

[geyza0711]

ALL HAILCREATIONIST CAT!

[creationistcat]

@geyza0711

Yes, everyone listen to diss guy! All HAIL ME!!!!

[TechGriffin]

2 dewclaws (cat thumbs) up for the video!

[Convict41]

If I was a hotdog I'd probably die in five minutes due to the cocktail of preservatives, chemicals and all around shite that I was comprised of... But man, I WOULD be freaking tasty.

[TechGriffin]

@Convict41 lmao! good one

[ProjectFreakuence]

CC, how do you feel about man being God's chosen race? Don't you feel bad, seeing as your a cat?

[vadimcream]

Oh CC, you so crazy.

[ForeverAlonePrick]

:D

[MineCraftFish1]

Lol

[StarMagick]

Love the Fiddler on the Roof bit!

[reasonformirrors]

video iz stupid cats cant talk wtf

[sonnygll]

@reasonformirrors

There was this thing people discovered a long time ago. It was a strange phenomenon where if a situation had an element that was incongruous, or some sort of exaggeration, or just something unusual in the right sort of way; it would have quite a powerful effect on people. First their cheeks would contract, then they would breath quickly and forcefully, making weird noises in doing so. They enjoyed it, and called it "humor". However not everyone is smart enough to understand.

[MpowerdAPE]

LOL, CC bombed at the "apollo". swhat you get honkey.

[donnishark]

Hi Creationist Cat! Have you ever considered starring in an episode of Mythbusters so you can pwn some atheist ass on international TV?

[stripymccatpuss]

Cheers CC, you need to hit that Godless sodomite Thunderf00t soon, he need to see the power of the Lord...

[CalebDeville3000]

Great as always CC.

[hempoki]

Firsties.

[sozmuso]

I still want your babies, just by the way...