NC* Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers (Wii) Review

[weirdjack882hi]

thought the game would have really hot chicks killing zombies and i could see their boobs

[AkkiWare]

It's strange that a game that was meant to be a simple budget game got so a many sequels.

[fouserd]

review are just not worth it some times i mean mario they made it 10/10 WTF !!!! i hate mario

[bioexe509]

your review sucks! & so do you

[bioexe509]

your review suck! & so do you

[neverchris]

@XxBILLDOGxX You actually enjoyed this?

[NovaXMoonbite]

@XxBILLDOGxX maybe ur one of those people with bad taste in games.... played this it sucks

halo.... hell yea, but i dislike xbox360... so i sold it 4 ps3 :P

[stevimated]

this game looks sexy as fuck!

[findlay27]

Mastering the Wii 'mote in this game seems more difficult than mastering masturbation... I think I'll stick with masturbating.

[TheMillionare13]

i know thiz game long b4 thiz game is a hardcore japanese game long b4 it made it into the u.s. because america never has the half naked girl out in the open except doa u know but thiz game finnally made it in to america and it looks awsome :}

[tenkashi1992]

i luvppl that reivew like this XD!!

[jaming06]

i fuckn hate hand thrusting on this game.

it took me so long to do it once, and its the most annoying move ever. oh yeh, 3 combinations then move the wii mote forward, and what do i get? a side slash. D< lol

[TheFallout3456]

onechan bara looked pretty good for the xbox 360

[TheConsoleBoy]

lol i saw this at gamestop the other day, funny LOL

[cenorexia]

Is it also possible to change the blood color in the US / PAL versions? Judging from the video, the blood is red now whereas it was more pink in the original japanese version..

[zeldaofarel]

In the PAL version it is.

[GetMePower]

Hack and slash is not a type of game genre you want to play. Of course, tapping the same button over and over makes it dull, boring and too frigging simple. I have been to the hack and slash factor and it's too frustrating in terms of style. Run and gun is the same thing as well. When it comes to games like this, it made you feel like you're in 1989. I have to admit, Chris, you're right about this game. It's not worth a rent.

[ShadeDevil7]

a rent maybe, but not buying. IGN rate it a 6.9/10, so it's passable. So if ur feelin in the mood for se, this is a good game to get.

[danielfolife]

@GetMePower then im guessing you have never played god of war (which is considered hack and slash) best game ever

[tommyfpotter1224]

well it looks fun

[beautifultin]

Ummm. Hi do you know how to defeat the blood mist zombie in Saki's story? Plz reply back! THX

[DEIVION212]

Great vid :)

I like the waggle WHEN it's done well, but let's face it, when the fuck does that ever happen? 1-100 games? 1-150?

And when it's also not overused.

[stephanieisgr8]

the best thing about this game is they mistranslated the TITLE to mean "mountain ridge sword fight" instead of "older sister swordsman" by missing an e in oneechan. nicely done there, translators.

[stephanieisgr8]

shit, not translated, i meant to say romanization. WHATEVER

[Zumikaku]

hopefully the wii motion plus will let games read your swings more accurately when it comes out this spring.

[Arehexes]

Sadly unless it was pre-programmed to use it. It will not work at all with this game.

[Zumikaku]

Well, in future games, anyway.

[STARFOX200]

When I first heard of this game I actually figured it would be like how you described it. Glad I wasn't disappointed!

[Truthfulpietro]

The best fact about this game was that it was released in Japan just over a year before being released in the U.S. I wonder what would happen if the game was released into the US on the same date as Japan?

[thanyou]

The laws of this world would be destroyed and a rift in time would destroy all life in the universe because that'll NEVER happen

[Negemite]

Why Onechanbara stop sucking make a good game for once. It may not be a budget title, but hell it will be better and nice job on posting pictures. Now that's Screwattack Style bitches!

Ah D3 Publisher I remember you through the Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi video games back around 2006. But now your crap!

[aguyok]

It's atleast better than Bikini Samurai Squad.

[FluffyCloudz]

mega man 9

mad world

only 2 I can think of :P

[palkia23223]

mario power tennis

[LevelHeadedGaming]

Damn good review NC!

[despiriaa]

Nice one!!!!

This game is so CRAP!!!!

Your review highlights all the CRAP this CRAP has!!!!

Any chance of a MADWORLD review chris?

[KanadianKyuubi]

hey for a budget game least it isn't Data Design Interactive bs

[k0j03]

Lol they didnt even dub the japanese diaolauge, thats how you know its bad.

[ShelltoonTV]

Sounds like it works better on Xbox Circle.

[austy108642]

Haha, your reviews are great =D

[thanyou]

Why won't these developers just learn that it takes a LONG time to make a worth while game, like KH, that game was in development for like 10 + years, right?

[Sx2Kirby]

4 years and even that game was only like above average

[thanyou]

KH? No way, it was an awesome game

[darkhalen]

Madworld next I'm guessing.

[ZeR06890]

<3 <3

[Derek14packers]

MADWORLD

[Ceivana]

Wii version is always the worst version of all. I learned that after buying COD5 and WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008

[ahshdhfhg]

Cod 5 was great on the wii

[Ceivana]

ahshdhfhg:

But compare with X360 and PC version, it's the worst

[ahshdhfhg]

Never played them but I dunno why Nintendo made a console that doesn't live up to the 'next gen' standards. I like my graphics good lol.

[gwar315]

These games are part of a series of budget titles released in japan. Its supposed to be a discount game so take it for what its worth.

[XyarroX]

MADWORLD

[StarCraftDude1234]

Yea, most likely next review is MadWorld or Deadrising.

[austy108642]

Deadrising!!! lol

[Quadunit404]

Crap, accidentially rated one star.

[Fairtravian]

I love in these kinds of games how if you miss the enemy, your character combos over at thin air for about half a minute.

[Tataru5117]

"the less the clothes, the worse the game" - Morgan Web

[thanyou]

"The more words the creator makes up for a game, story, the worse it more than likely will be"

- Henry Lauriello

[koopagamer]

M= Madworld?

[Gyrocoptor]

The funny part about all these reviews is that I can accurately predict the rating you'll give a game before I'm halfway done watching the video.

Nice reviews, though. A few are kind of unfair, but nothing I'm going to rage everywhere about.

[sinistermoon]

Yeah I figured that a game with a gimmick like that would be lame. Awesome review man.

[ZippyZoober]

for the next review i guess madworld

[thewinnieshow]

im guessing mario power tennis review next

[VendavalEste]

I heard the 360 game was a lot better, which is what I'll be getting after seeing another review, that showed it to be very fun. This one, not so much.

[StatRooster]

Mad World is your next review?

[ultimatepower]

This game has gotten pretty bad reviews so I'm not surprise that you gave it a 3 out of 10.

Dead Rising > Onechanbara

[kookymalooky90]

first comment!!!!!!!!

good reveiw. this games gives anal to chris crocker

[Doomguy2k]

A 3 out of 10? Wow I thought you would have given it a 6 instead.

[neverchris]

I almost enjoyed this game... and I kind of like the fact that it is just so out there, but really it's just boring as hell.

[KageOfSand]

Ugh, this game...

Lol, all I have to say.

Nice review Chris.