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  • your guys channel is so pro

  • way too cut,

    I mean cute!

    sorry, I'm german.

    lol ;D

  • "I like beavers" good save, jason. good save.

  • giana? like vagiana?

  • wtf is on the girls back at 3:06?

  • @TechNineForLife it's yoda

  • "I'm more of a dog person." HAHA!

    It's funny because he's asian, and asian's eat domestic ani...

    Yeh, you get it.

  • hahahaha get it biebers LOL

  • EPIC MEAL TIME

  • lmao epicmealtime!

  • LMAO at 03:57 Hahahah "I know Eveything about you!!"

  • Epic meal time dude

  • Epic mealtime

  • 3:40 Looks Pretty !  Smexy Dont You Think ?

  • "im more of a dog person" haha

  • 3:41 on the left , Michael Jordan trying to learn how to do a simplepickup. What a sneaky guy.

  • These guys are fucking gods of sex, I'd kiss their shows if I saw their ass's.

  • HOLY SHIT EPIC MEAL TIME

  • "I like Beavers" *looks to screen* ROFL

  • Hit on girls with kids!

  • i wanna subscribe again!

  • jesus christ, imagine how many girl's number's they have..

  • the only reason this shit works is because its CALIFORNIA !!! its full of sluts n shit

  • 1:25 WHY WOULDNT YOU TALK TO THOSE HOT GIRLS IN THE BACK INSTEAD!?

  • i just got an unbelievable amount of confidence

  • All the numbers you get are fake

  • Holy shit the chick at 3:45 has a yoda backpack. :O

    

  • vaginas buttholes and bacon strips...lots and lots of bacon strips.

  • I'm more of a dog person. Lmao!!!

  • Check out ass at 3:37

  • if i would see these guys on the street i would bow down and cry

  • lol, is the epicmealtime guy huge, or.... nevermind

  • fine ass in the background at 3:37

  • 2:54 LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • phew, lucky I'm subscribed, now I don't have to kill my self vagina

  • I like beavers *looks at camera*

  • 3:33 LOOK TO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN

  • @HandjesBreda

    i wanted to post that comment!! lol

  • @HandjesBreda you sir, are awesome

  • @HandjesBreda my man

  • @HandjesBreda Dat Ass!

  • @HandjesBreda I was already looking before I read this comment!!

  • @HandjesBreda out of there league. :/

  • @HandjesBreda what is it?

    

  • @HandjesBreda wow thank you :)

  • @HandjesBreda i didnt care at first....then i said i guess this is the 3:33 they were talking about then i toke the fullscreen off........fuck yeah

  • Girl: "Where are you from...China?"

    "If you count my moms VaChina" DAMN that was clever LOL

  • Do one as crossdressers like Emmericaa said and be sure to related clothes and makeup with the girl.

  • Nothing is funnier than an American saying cunt.

  • 3:35 left of the screen

  • OH MA GAAD !! this guy always talk about vagina and those girls gave him her phone NUMBERS ?? shit thats a boss 4 real o.O !

  • BOSSES!!!!

    

  • pick up girls dressed as justin beiber lmao no chance!!! jk you guys would prob still get it in...

  • at 1:21, wow, you didn't see the two hot blondes in the back? lol

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  • Omg, you guys are so cunt.. I mean, cute...

  • 3:30 japanes? filipino?

    no. no.

    china?

    lol asian

  • Anyone else noticed dat ass? 3:35?

  • "Vaginas and Buttholes" LOL

  • Should have picked up the girl walking by 3:35

  • 1:40! LOL WHAT??!!!!

  • LOOK AT THAT ASS !! O__O 3:33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pick up girls in speedos!

  • i'd like to see u guys get bitches & hoes by not saying anything at all, Write shit down on paper!

  • 1:39 WHAT?

  • LOOOOOOL brown guy reminds of kumar from harold and kumar. this is funny

  • @Jballa371 Should check out the cockblock episode! They seem to think that too

  • anyone else at the end of the video think "HOLY SHIT HIS ARMS THROUGH THE WALL"?

  • it's funny i haven't subscribed yet and i feel as if i have watched most your videos already, i need to kill myself soon

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  • Omg at the end is that the fat guy from epic meal time?

  • @Lekken100 yes?

  • 3:34 - 3:38 :)

  • "And Smash Boxes." LMAO

  • Pick up girls using only the word "HOT" :)

  • " If you're watching this and you still haven't subscribed.. you're a vagina. "

  • lmao, hurry! i gotta go home and feed my pussy xD theyre hilarious!

  • i love the chick who was completely oblivious to the cream pie reference

  • grease monkey oooooh......

  • gianna like va gianna lol

  • fuck i gotta go kill myself now! wait just one more video!

  • Kong should have left the group for the girl with white hotpants at 3:35.. Thumbs up if he run after

  • Gianna? like VaGianna :)))

  • 1:47 LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Fuckin Grease Monkey n Shit

  • check this guy out if you havent "sasha daygame"

  • That fool from epic meal time I don't know his name only the face

  • KONG is Hilarious :D

  • please make a video about studering my friend has that problem and he thinks that why he cant get girls .

  • huh luckily i had subbed before lol

  • Fuck! I just realized on 3:18 that its fucking Yoda on her back!!! Oh and nice ass 3:34.

  • im soo gonna try this shit

    

  • Kong is fuckin greatttt

  • ass at 3:35 hooly shit!

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  • where the hell is his arm at the end!

  • they Cucci?  yea they Gucci lmaooooooooooooo

  • Epic get pussy time

  • "I like beavers" Stares at camera

  • I Like Beavers

  • lmfao "i would shoot little kids" - kong

  • EPIC MEAL TIME HURLEY!!!!

  • LMAO!!! I LIKE BEAVERS ( then he looks at the camera) !!! omg...

  • Hurley FROM EPIC MEAL TIME!!!!

  • Was that the dude from epicmealtime? And that other guy that knew you was on some creeper/larry the cable guy swag

  • What ever you do, don't watch that featured video ------------------------->

    "Look what came out of my vagina" that woman shit a baby in the toilet.

  • i must say. this shit is super educational

  • "I have a small penis.. you guys probably have small vaginas, i'm pretty sure this will wokr out"

    LMAO

  • 3:34 that is wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooow

  • My Boy Beard from EMT lol im gonna try this if i get slapped im blaming it all on you guys!! lol

  • Omg that as in the background at 3:35!!!!!

  • Multiple times at once!!!!

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  • I suscribed!!!!

  • Please guys can you pick up girls while crossdressing lol

  • caught on to these videos way to late. youtube money!!

  • subliminal messages. HAAHAHAHA

  • AHAHA Giana? Like VaGiana? This guy rules!

  • The SAUCE BOSS!!!!!!!!!! fuckin right!

  • this was just epic hahahahha

  • Sause BAWS!! hahaha awesome

  • 3:58 OMG the guy!

  • i would shoot little kids lol

  • Alright give me your number because i gotta go home and feed my pussy

  • "I'm more of a dog person"

  • 84 people killed themselves

  • Try this in Ohio....and you'll be charged with rape somehow.

  • @MrTechwiz123 America is GAY!

  • Girls are so laid back in cali. I hate living in the bible belt fuck shit state fuck.

  • @14sJakeB190

    dude chicks can suck everywhere. I grew up in LA, there's so many materialistic and superficial bitches here. It can really suck.

  • @14sJakeB190 I BET U LIVE IN UTAH

  • @14sJakeB190 what state you live in?

  • this would be so much easier in australia! :P

  • @jzmes95 well then i totally have to go there then fuck.

  • where do you guys buy your clothes from... thanks

  • EPIC FUCKING MEALTIME!!!

    BACON AND BACON AND BACON AND VAGINAS WITH SOME JACK DANIELS!!

  • thumbs up if you subscribed after he told you to lol

  • Where are these videos recorded? In Florida?

  • At 2:47 wow just went way over her head lol

  • Lmao wow im at 3:46 just really wanted to meet them.

  • The key to picking up girls is not to laugh but don't let them laugh at you so much, cut them off with a answer to your own question. Catch them off guard.

  • 3:33 - 3:47 ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS.

  • keep playing 2:11 over ... wtf is that!? hahaha

  • 3:34 on the left... enjoy

  • 973 dats my area code and i live in NJ what was she tlkin bout??

  • Anyone else notice 3:34?? LOL DAMN

  • @jMaiTriX i was just going to comment that then i saw this lol

  • @jMaiTriX I did and that's what I said lol but you know dam well looking that she's with someone there. She's still a sexy little sluts from behind lol :)

  • @jMaiTriX Looks like he missed that one. What a pitty xD

  • @jMaiTriX what straight guy wouldnt lol

  • @jMaiTriX Hell yeah I noticed that!

  • @jMaiTriX Dat Ass!

  • Mariah Carey at 3:28

  • Chick to the left 3:34

  • What 83 "Cunts" Disliked This Video .. o_O

  • HAHAHAHA ASIAN GUY!!!! "Chicken?? i'm more of a dog type off guy"...

  • Gianna, like va-gianna?  ..."yeah"

  • "Omg u guys r way to cunt .. I mean cute" lol!

  • Good to know you guys use the RSD ideas of pick-up! .

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  • "Gianna ? Like Vagianna ?"- "yeah"

    My fucking GOD

  • FUCK! I was gonna compliment the ass on 3:33 but I scroll down to see the comments and all you fucks beat me to it. HAHAHA

  • 3:36 if i was jason i would so ditch thoose ugly chicks for the chick in the back with white booty shorts...DAYYUM xD

  • Vagina pickup and you pickup a guy in 4:00, good job.

  • Tits at 0:28 ! Nice

  • soo, what do you guys do when you get their numbers? ever call them etc

  • GIANA ? LIKE VA-GIANA ?

  • 3:29 mariah carey is dat u?

  • lmfao!!!! jason is my favorite person from here!!!

  • they should pick up chicks with huge fake boners sticking out, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE STYLE!!!!

  • Epic meal tiiiiime!!!!!