Borat at University

[zero71234]

gotta love the intro music feels like dancing it lol

[ashnabwa7d]

the irony is that he graduated from this university.

[imakesureulol]

this is so trippy man the song at begnining its an albanian song wtf is doin on borats video :S:

[wegettinarabmoney]

The dude at 3:03 should be bless the man Cohen is even breathing on him!!! He must be getting it stuck in his ass from his roomate, fag!

[MrChucknorris22]

what is the song in the background at 3:01? Please help thanks!!!

[Uhurus1]

hes so funny acting stupid, he acts as a real stupid man

[bieberfarts]

i'm a Angela Merkel

[HDRobertstein]

Funny because sasha baron cohen went to cambridge himself.

[DBFL88]

wah wah do all europeans cry about America every 5 seconds? Get over your small hrum problems.

[SpankinMusic]

"What did I do? No I didn't!" hahahaha

[BroyhillVideo]

woman are not creative? lol wut

[TotalWarrior1993]

@2.54 The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

[LecceDiPane]

Kenny Dalglish ROFL!

[freakylocz14]

This is exactly what college is like.

[hegadem]

"This is a serious university"

Seriously? Where can I find a university which is not serious?

I thought they were all boring and serious. :-)

[diekontrolleure]

@hegadem i have a phd, you?

[hegadem]

@diekontrolleure: I have a Post Doc degree, one level higher than you.

So go home and cry.

[diekontrolleure]

@hegadem i am a professor, checkmate fool

[Uhurus1]

@diekontrolleure and im an astronaut, im the only one can say i have seen the world, dubble checkmate

[dinosaurtattoo]

@diekontrolleure I have a STD

[TheAnkjavel]

Gotta love the teachers view on women x)

[Ueberprivate]

The only unhumorous asshole is the american...

[McMeevin]

3:56, great block.

[lolimdead5]

He's not stuck up...He made the right move not knowing who that guy was. He probably thought that if he talked about sex on film, there was a chance that they would show it to the officials of the school which would result in him getting kicked out...

[bloocuttlefish]

@lolimdead5 I think thats just elaborating it too much lol basically what you're saying is that he is stuck up, but he felt he had a reason to be...I highly doubt he would get kicked out for just being asked an "inappropriate question". He just got pissy cos he got asked a sexually related question and the American idiot doesn't need to get his dick in such a knot. Nothing more to it.

[nflfabfonz]

I hate how poorly the American represents us -.- but doesn't surprise me, an American with that type of admiration for prestige..that's about a typical response. i hate such fellow countrymen, learn to take a fucking joke.

[deveaux77]

@nflfabfonz Don't worry :). Like myself, a lot of people won't base their opinions of American people on that prissy ass wipe

[Katonark]

uck/kla music :D nice

[TheHungryZebras]

Cricket was a great success!

[MultiBrunolucas]

Borat got a First there, clever motherfucker he is

[carsonisaboss]

2:50 that guy is a faggot

[WolfStorms44]

they cannot think properly, no they can't.

[anzek113]

Guy @2:50 has to be virgin :D

[gjeni7]

Nice albanian music

[derenkoff]

@gjeni7 can u tell me exactly which music is it i am trying to find it

[CfFial]

He shud had smacked that old man with that bat XD

[Tubularm8]

Love how the old guy laughs at his jokes haha

[my89tube]

hahah what a loser, u know he goes up to his room to jerk off every night

[YOUROCK80S]

(why u touch me so much ) lol 

[ueqwerty]

wow the america guy is a discrase to the best race in the world

[elvishskills]

@ueqwerty

I was completely unaware that American was a race...

[TalonMercenary]

when he mentioned a horse i thought he was going to start off the whole "when horse is sad we say men are sad" etc LOL

[GPerch123]

what is the song beginning

[Durethia]

Sacha Cohen studied at Cambridge.

[chill579]

Oh god hes fantastic!

[emti29]

why do you touch me so much? wahahahahahahaha

[StasCherry92]

why do you touch me so much?

[erikhazarder]

geeks

[caopi92]

Funny how even when you're at Cambridge you still posess an underdeveloped mindset.

[free0men]

that song at the begining was an albanian song

[Intel1250]

That's elitist Cambridge intelligence for you:

"Women aren't creative, women haven't got creative minds, they can't think"

Sarcasm*

[mrhenryleopard]

@Intel1250 Kitchen now.

[djkikis]

KENNY DALGLISH!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[pinkfriggles]

please why are u touching me so much lol

[benbrenyefski]

marx bros when he does the cricket!!!

[staylow5]

um im sorry your going to haft to cut that of that is an inappropriate question (FAG)

[BodomChildBreeder]

love the laughing laid back students... probably coming back wrecked from pub, study hard play hard! thats the way to go

[asderso]

this is not in the movie, where you got it from please ?

[gelgamex]

@asderso its this show that wasnt that popular called the Ali G show...LOL

[asderso]

@gelgamex thank you.

[Martinez1887]

hahah women cant think and they are not creativ, the old guy is the real life borat

[dummknie]

WTF?!

Albanian Intro ;-)

[set20050]

you find me a woman with a brain, i'll find you a horse with wings lol

[rencrow]

The american guy sounds like sheldon cooper

[frankielegendboyle]

Funny thing is Borta actually studied in Cambridge

[WhiteDragon103]

@frankielegendboyle borta xD

[DrXizang]

@frankielegendboyle No he didn't, he studied at Oxford. Dumbarses.

[BallisticBrawler]

@DrXizang No he went to cambridge dumbass.

[perspicacity89]

@frankielegendboyle Borta sounds awesome. I wonder if Borat would get along with him.

[eedobee]

@frankielegendboyle he studied at Almaty

[eedobee]

@slipknot87325 Baron Cohen studied at Cambridge you twit. Borat studied at Almaty! Learn your canon.

[BigHashTouraj]

we should find that douche bag kid 2:50 and beat his ass

[Sleightofhandsz]

hahahahahahahahahaha2:50 is one of the biggest roflcopters in borat history

[topolottto]

hahahaha

[zhivkodanc3r]

why do you touch me so much?!

[Kimbelle10]

Cricket! Lol! My mom would freak!

That American dude needs to chill; It's strange how my country makes sex a taboo subject, but we're one of the biggest foregrounds for pornography...

Don't ask me how I know that; just seeing a couple of adult stores in the vicinity of a family-friendly neighborhood is enough.

Lol!

[guitarPTH]

someone needs to take dildo out of american's ass

[DeathWillBeSwift]

dude at 2:54 needs a life

[1471club]

2:51 that guy is fukin gay

[ClarenceDoskocil]

At 2:50 or so, the American Nerd speaks his little offended mind. Christ, at least the English have a sense of humor.

[ashneedchange]

hahahahhahahah borat is funny..english people are serious haha

[PirateEyepatch]

is that Ronald Reagan at 2:13?

[quarky2001]

The guy at 2:50 must have gotten a splinter from his dildo that morning.

[TheMrblu]

aha LOOL, mans a freshie .... no chick will bang dah guy unless they mentally retarded lol.

[Be1smaht]

I love how the one stuck up is the american... its different from the stereotype that the brits are stuck up .

[Boobalopbop]

@Be1smaht Oh yes... Americans are certainly the most uptight about sex.

[REALNassshole]

@Be1smaht lol @boiled steak

[ukbarney1]

@Be1smaht believe it or not english people are some of the most tolerant people you'll come across

[patbelski]

@Be1smaht trust me, i'm a 20 year old dual citizen living in chicago. i've been fortunate to travel much of the continental u.s. and same with europe, and americans are definetly more egotistical and stuck up

[Abaddon133]

@Be1smaht

Which is usually wrong anyway

[mattc941]

@Be1smaht ya funny the brits were cool and the insecure little bitch american dude trying to be someone hes not... lol. I'm american btw.

[shocker147]

@Be1smaht He has no problem with assertiveness.

[bumpy783]

@Be1smaht How do you know he's American?

[BobbitoDigital2007]

@bumpy783 by his yank accent 

[bumpy783]

@BobbitoDigital2007 Bit of a foolish assumption considering many foreigners are educated in the US. Besides, how can you tell the difference between a Canadian and American accent. I can't!

[bigbobabc123]

@bumpy783 i can and i'm english.

[mattc941]

@Be1smaht Man, that FAG makes me embarrassed to be an American, what a freaking tool.

[PRINCEKONG100]

americans are fags

[playaze101]

fuck that punk shying away from the ? about sex !!!

[SmexyEman]

That kid doesn't realize that Borat or Sacha Baron also studied at Cambridge. Ignorance is so bliss...

[Moc870]

that american guy was a total misery! what a jackass!!!!!

[19Spade87]

heaps of stupid people there at this university....

[beatle1874]

kenny dalgleish! funny as fuck

[Dunderhead36]

only smart successful woman to still be woman is JK Rowling. Just look at the women who tried to be successful and lost womenhood: hillary clinton, sarah palin, barbara streisand, OPRAH! ugh, so nasty

[colosalguitarist]

why do u touch me so much?

[rgb1982]

Hilarious! some yank who thinks he's aristocracy because he does a semester at Cambridge.

[vaudevilleUK]

That looks remarkably like Wolfson College at 1:54

[charlikenm]

"women doesnt't have creative minds""women can't think" hahaha

He is so fuckin right !

[androgineharlequin]

he must had a lot of fun

playing a character in the same university that he went

[romeo015]

why does he use albanian music ? as its oppening

[bladewcw]

@romeo015 he uses romanian music too in some videos....so most of the music is not from kazakhstan

[SBelortaja]

What Borat ask for in 2:49 I cant understand?:D

[mrsp283]

"women don't have creative minds"...what an asshole. I can think of quite a few creative ways to set you straight you arrogant ass!

[budwhite1]

@mrsp283

The only one i can think if is JK Rowling. Apart from her it is very true i'm affraid. Men create things, women just use things and go shopping. Pretty lazy arrogant lot themselves actually.

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 Alice Walker, Marie Curie,Virginia Wolfe, Louisa May Alcott, Catherine the Great, Jane Austen, Mary Shelley, Billie Holiday, Pauline Johnson, Adélaïde Labille-Guiard, Sappho, Hellen Keller, Mary Beale, Hildegard of Bingen, Emily Dickinson, Ayn Rand, Dr. Mae Jemison, Coco Chanel, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Josephine Garis Cochran, Eleanor Roosevelt, Simone de Beauvoir, Barbara McClintock, Sarah E. Goode, Aphra Behn, Margaret Atwood, Sylvia Plath, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Emily Bronte

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 Charlotte Bronte, Anne Bronte, Judy Blume, Joyce Carol Oates, Harper Lee, S.E. Hinton, Sarah Peale, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Marietta Robusti, Edith Head, Gloria Vanderbilt, Mary Webb, Eliza Cook, Anna Pavlova, Kate Chopin, Gwyneth Walker, Emma Lazarus, Elizabeth Blackwell, Maria Mitchell, Susanne Langer, Doris Lessing, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Patricia A. McKillip, Maya Angelou, Agatha Christie, Elizabeth Bishop, Louise Labe, Temple Grandin, Marylin vos Savant, Alia Sabur, Edna Ferber

[budwhite1]

@HappilyLibertarian

That's quite a list of imaginary ex-girlfriends...

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 You're a sexist pig who apparently bases his views on how women were treated in the 19th century. Take a humanities class and relieve the world of your ignorance. I'm sorry, but if you think you're coming off as funny, you just look like an asshole.

[budwhite1]

@HappilyLibertarian

Pipe Down peasant, i've got better things to do than pleb it out with people that take degree after degree in "humanities" without ever contributing significantly to society. There is a long list of people who would pay good money just to stand in the shadow cast by my accommplishments.

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 Unless you can provide me with specific examples I'm going to assume your "accommplishments [sic]" are worthless.Successful people have a high degree of inteligence, and judging by that technical error-ridden response,I have serious doubts regarding your intellectual capabilities. You've already demonstrated an enormous lack of understanding of arts and culture by stating the only creative woman you can think of is JK Rowling, so I'm not surprised by your remarks regarding humanities.

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 I honestly want to know what makes you think you're so great? Butchering Radiohead songs doesn't count...

[budwhite1]

@HappilyLibertarian

I'm not guna lower my standards and insult you like you have me. Your lack of looks, intelligence, confidence and extreme lack of talent are anough for you to deal with. Nothing i could say could be more insulting than that.

[HappilyLibertarian]

@budwhite1 You do realize you already insulted myself and all other women in that initial comment? There was also an insult in your first response, after I did nothing but provide you a list of creative and successful women. "Your extreme lack of looks, intelligence, confidence, and extreme lack of talent" also counts as an insult.

[grondinca1]

@HappilyLibertarian LOL for a libertarian you're pretty uptight... hehe! This actors a funny guy and happily married to a wife ;-) Im sure she understand his humor.lol Cohen's (Bruno/Borat) TRUE goal is to bring OUT the bigotry FROM people around him! Shows how stupid ppl truly are. ;-)

[HappilyLibertarian]

@grondinca1 I wasn't talking about Sascha Baron Cohen :P. I was arguing with another Youtube user. I love SBC!

[DarkProcrastinatioN]

Hilarious xD

[MUCHOauz]

hhahahaa "woman who goes with book is like horse with saddle"

[r0galik]

look at those nerds ;d

[tcfuturevet]

he speeks polish???

[excoticgirl]

whats the name oft the song at 0:05? is this russian? is nice!:D

[excoticgirl]

what s the name of the song at 0:05...is this russian??...nice song!:)

[dirtydoszen]

people call me Steve..rofl

[nomorebooze01933]

3.06 that dude is bellend. no life

[Sleightofhandsz]

Woman, they cannot think hahahaha

[BbaLkAn88]

love the music at the start want it as my ringtone hehe

[excoticgirl]

@BbaLkAn88

meee tooo:D

[chabi3000]

@BbaLkAn88 its from an albanian singer .. ilir shaqiri or someting ...

[nelsonsilk]

XDXD Like horse with sadle

[jacketfan64]

i'm sorry that's an inappropriate question

[heykidsimgay]

white english people are so mild-mannered. so much class.

[Kialarry90]

what do u mean white english?! english people are white obviously!

[heykidsimgay]

english people are white? i gotta say, i have been seeing differently. there are probably as many non-whites living in england as there are whites. and besides, over half of the english women are race-traitors, they only date outside their race and give birth to interracial children. soon england will have no white people left.

[TalonMercenary]

@heykidsimgay na thats what i thought at first living in London, but then i was told ethnic minorities only make up 10% of englands population. Its hard to believe but if you go out in the countryside or even in manchester etc the majority if not all in a small village are white

[heykidsimgay]

no i know that, i just forgot to emphasize the part about the cities being the mecca of this activity. trust me, even here in canada if you go up north most of the small towns are all white, and some of them are still mostly native american (an encouraging sign). but i think that ethnic minorities make up alot more than 10% of england, because most of the population exists within the big cities.

[MrTiznutz]

Adapt!

[Sleightofhandsz]

"race traitors?" wtf is this like 1850 or something

[dangerousdan71]

@heykidsimgay you have psychological issues

[harrymtsally]

what a total arsehole that american was

[garaboncok]

NICE!!!!! lol

[GSUAD]

good question!!! hahahahahaha

[SheepJumpFish]

why the fuck not

[erion628]

because im ofended. and the song is about a hero from Kosovo.

[braddfoxx]

@erion628 then don't watch it

[erion628]

@braddfoxx  shut up jew

[braddfoxx]

what are you doing off of your cabbage farm, get back to work

[braddfoxx]

@erion628 dude, i'm all for pointless youtube arguments, but if you're gonna try to offend me, patch up the holes in your insults, like, the one that incinuates that you have sex with vegetables... and you also spelt tunnel wrong princess.

[braddfoxx]

did you get this "info" from "reading history"? where might i find the book "history" at the history shop?

Albainia and Serbia? you're a douche, i'm pretty sure ww3 isn't going to errupt over a tennis match.

[Cey1987]

2:54 What a dumbass!

[daschur]

fucking amerifag

[Cey1987]

hahaha yeah I heard of dumbfucistan, the world's 100% fail.

[mozizzy]

this show is too funny!

[MyBooh15]

2:54.. That dude will never get laid... Let's all feel sorry for the guy...

[elmarik]

@MyBooh15 maybe he is gay

[dcryan77]

@MyBooh15 yeah, what a cock he is