The old sounds are awesome, the new sounds are like a cosplay faggot whispering naughty things to his boyfriend... what a faggot the new duke nukem is.
He steals half his quotes from other characters and only does them half as good... "Yippie kiy-yay, motherfucker" was, of course, Die Hard, "Hail to the king baby" and "Who wants some?" were Ash Williams from Army of Darkness, etc...
Rip off ur head and shit down ur neck XD and ur head ur ass what's the difference lol and my favorite one is let's chew bubble gum and kick some ass but I'm all out of gum
5,6 "Balls of steel, ready for action"
zandona21 2 weeks ago
9, 5,4. Suck balls of steel on your asses.
BenDriscoll141 1 month ago
rip megaupload
thehaircrow 1 month ago
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Gajnicar101 1 month ago
pres 9,8,5,3 "Suck your balls of steel" "Dont have time to play with myself"
kickman199811011 1 month ago
Eat shit and diiieeeee.
FreddyXD77 2 months ago
0:43
Jetforce155 2 months ago
0:40 my reaction to finding my video on duke tumatoe's website.
robertsfunny1995 3 months ago
You're an inspiration for birthcontrol
Mazorism 3 months ago
press 5, and 7
lol123640 4 months ago
3+7+5 Don't have time to suck balls of steel!
ShortFingeredShreder 4 months ago
He-lloooo
peterpartu1991 4 months ago
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Eat shit an die!
Sonic10121 5 months ago
Press 9 then 5
RuiGomes43 5 months ago
3, 7, and 9. repeatedly in any order...
Harishimomo 5 months ago
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Ill rip your head off and shit down your neck!
kingvdf 5 months ago
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i'll rip your head off and shit down on your neck
LMAO
Ev4lM0nk 5 months ago
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Ev4lM0nk 5 months ago
LOL at the inspiration to birth control
adamneff1606 6 months ago
now i do have time to play with myself!
volvo145 6 months ago
5 then 6
Balls ready for action XD
Orindzs01 6 months ago
there is one more thing "Your ass is grass and i have the weed wacker"
MashZam 6 months ago
press 9 and 5
suck balls of steel!
Duijan 6 months ago
0:16
FakeHealBG 6 months ago
0:15
FakeHealBG 6 months ago
0:17 - Eat shit and DIe
FakeHealBG 6 months ago
Chuck Norris never stand a chance vs Duke!
Gajnicar101 6 months ago 16
holy cow holy shit
SuperDredrizzle 7 months ago
press 1 repeatedly for OİNK! noise ^_____^
bozgur1995 7 months ago
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Yippy kye aye MotherFucker!
Comosiem 7 months ago
This should be Windows voice, instead of Microsoft Sam.
DaMasterSarge 7 months ago 2
these are harder than in forever
jflasssh 7 months ago
Every time I hear him say "Holy shit" I always lol
Netlocd 7 months ago
press 7 then 8 then 5
suck your BALLS XD
HaruhiMariotaku 7 months ago
EAT SHIT AND DIE ! XDDD
eGamingPT 7 months ago 2
Press 5 for balls of steel.
CrimsonPhantasms 7 months ago
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Eat shit and die
pufixas 7 months ago
press 5 for!
CheeseCakeBomber 7 months ago
eat shit and die! ftw!
minvydaaas454 8 months ago
press 9 then 5
suck balls !
rigostar14 8 months ago
i've got balls of steels =D
vadont 8 months ago
"Eat shit and die!"
-Duke Nukem
sammyjohn32 8 months ago
still can't believe they fucked DNF up so much
Colton5 8 months ago
@Colton5 DNF is a classic so fuck you
Schwarze999 8 months ago
@Schwarze999 then you have no taste or appreciation for good video games you nerd, go jerk off with your pimple juice XD
Colton5 8 months ago
@Colton5 your a faggot
Schwarze999 7 months ago
@Schwarze999 bow down jabroni, accept the fact the DNF was a fucking wobbly rail shooter but it was actually worse then that.
Colton5 7 months ago
why did they sensor fucker?
Tr0llinator 8 months ago
"Your an inspiration for birth control." Lol, this is great.
Altair796 8 months ago
@Altair796 fag
MegaGamerRO 8 months ago
@MegaGamerRO How so?
Altair796 8 months ago
yepe kai yay mother fucker hahahahaha lawl
35MMX 8 months ago
ha press 3 then 5
mmm balls :P
liamp1312 8 months ago
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liamp1312 8 months ago
be canibalistic and die! :D
tehfo0tsteps 8 months ago
these sounds fucken piss me off
1488slav 8 months ago
GET THAT CRAP OUTTA HERE.
Bloodsoldr 8 months ago
Anyone else use one of these for their mobile phone message alerts? Mine is 'Your face, your ass, what's the difference'
richie17984 8 months ago
like this comment if you download this sounds for team speak / games spam :D
ciutarobby 8 months ago
yippie kayay motherfucker!! XD duke rocks
loquendo918 8 months ago
9 people tried to make his day, didn't happen
LtDansGamertag 8 months ago
press 7 then 5 really quickly
RainbowManification 8 months ago
1:15 over and over again
kaizoisevil 8 months ago
Press 5 then 4.
Ball on your asses!
LaciTheWarrior 8 months ago 29
@LaciTheWarrior press 7 and then 4 "suck it, mmmm"
:P
Callumsmith9898 1 month ago
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OF AND SH** DOWN YOUR NECK!
jdog167 8 months ago 4
In just a few days we're gonna to be chewing bubblegum and kick ass with duke again after 15 f**king years...
JerryBear712 8 months ago
"Shake it, baby!" is definitely the best of the bunch (even though it wasn't on this bunch) :)
quizmaster85 9 months ago
the 8 people who hit the 'dislike' button should "eat shit and die"
YemachshemotoIslam 9 months ago 2
this video is amazing, thank you!!!
5frondibeach 9 months ago
if only they were mp3 :( make some good samples for my tracks :( nice upload thugh man
enty500 9 months ago
born to be wiilld !!!
mortdepeur13 9 months ago
mmmmm ima gunna kick you in the nutz
92greenz34 9 months ago
you're an inspiration for birth control..
Avenged7xSickness 9 months ago
DAMN, YOU'RE UGLY
Imagine saying that to every girl you meet. Suicide rates would RISE QUICKLY!
SagaciousSilence 9 months ago
The old sounds are awesome, the new sounds are like a cosplay faggot whispering naughty things to his boyfriend... what a faggot the new duke nukem is.
Rotemetoot 9 months ago
Hail to the king baby
lordrevan571 10 months ago
"your face, your ass. what's the difference?" too funny!!
Aliendear 11 months ago 42
Where's "You bottom feeding scumsucker"?
naponroy 11 months ago 3
There's just two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
slammmmmmmm 11 months ago
I have this looping on my iPod
kiba2447 1 year ago
i dont have time to play with my self...
SpongeBobwithAK47 1 year ago
You're the inspiration for Birth Control.
aDinosaurMadeOfLegos 1 year ago 5
Your face, your ass, what's the difference? XD
machinez112 1 year ago
Suck it down!
singlesoul17 1 year ago 6
I can't help it but awaiting any second for a girl to scream "Balls of steel, what is that? I WANT LORD OF THE RINGS RIGHT NOW!"
GAnime88 1 year ago
COME GET SOME
ClaimhSolais 1 year ago
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"eat shit and die!"
wewerebrothers 1 year ago
K-TIT my favorite radio station
blakjak069 1 year ago
sorry if I am wrong but... Is that Shao Kahn voice? O_O
Melylareputamadre 1 year ago
I can see why they chose him to voice Big the Cat.
nigelrugby 1 year ago
How can someone dislike??
IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, BITCH!
TheGreatFINner 1 year ago
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Omanize 1 year ago
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *.*
baldri02 1 year ago
damn... your ugly
rudysk8er 1 year ago
Shaked baby?
Rotguns 1 year ago
He steals half his quotes from other characters and only does them half as good... "Yippie kiy-yay, motherfucker" was, of course, Die Hard, "Hail to the king baby" and "Who wants some?" were Ash Williams from Army of Darkness, etc...
mahaLoLolo1 1 year ago
He sounds so boring, yet Bad-ass.
Tekknique253 1 year ago
Warning: Awesome content
Kingofeurope 1 year ago 4
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Eat shit and DIE
Blackflunk2 1 year ago
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but Im all out of gum.
Thumbs up if you have heard this over a source game.
devon00789 1 year ago 4
@devon00789 He stole that from "They Live"
mahaLoLolo1 1 year ago
Damn...
ZooeyWTF 1 year ago
i try to quote Duke at least once a day
TreesOfBaylor 1 year ago
you missed "I'm and equal opportunity ass kicker" :P
Gurrif 1 year ago
@ziOconG more good?
Burgerboy58 1 year ago
1:22
s1ckkoo 1 year ago 4
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s1ckkoo 1 year ago
0:59 it's the most epic sentence EVER!!!
thethyregod 1 year ago
im gonna rip you head off and shit down your neck
GammaWing1 1 year ago 3
AWESOME! THX FOR DOWNLOAD!!
BattlefieldSF 1 year ago
ENORME !!!
hummben 1 year ago
epic
xfiresx15 1 year ago
you're an inspiration for birth control!
I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
NeverEver19994 1 year ago
all aboard the pain train CHOO CHOO
akatsukimaster666 1 year ago
"I am so high right now, mmm"
GuyWithBluePoop 1 year ago
what are you waitin for ? christmas ?:D
tekkencodrlz 1 year ago
ty you are best guy!!!!!!!!!!! "ive got balss of steel"
emppuu32 1 year ago
i like it at :37 it is so funny
YODA1173 1 year ago
PLZ reupload the megaupload link!
Emh209 1 year ago
This is K T I T, K-TIT: Playing the breast, uh, the best tunes in town.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Doominatorx6 1 year ago 2
I can't get through this without laughing...
Just the mean things he says in such a monotone voice, it's like listening to Ben Stein only way better~
SteffiMess 1 year ago
im gona rip your head of and shit down your neck
Aksela98 1 year ago
I've got balls of steel!
evilmidget95 1 year ago
if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown, SUCK IT DOWN! xD
FaithDesiresGraves 1 year ago
What are you, some bottom-feeding scum-sucking algae-eater?
Grunok 1 year ago
i have a balls of steel
dante121234 1 year ago
it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! and i'm all out of gum..
smookie66 1 year ago
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum!"
denerlille2 1 year ago
man, where's "those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride" and "damn, thats the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride"
Napalmxxx2 1 year ago
hahaha classic
G0odf3lla 1 year ago
I think I was 4 when I first played this game... I love dominating those aliens.
ThorirEy 1 year ago
Go ahead, make my day _O_
Yippie Ka Yay Motherfucker _O_
Inmateshardstyle 1 year ago
Who wants some !!
BahamutBlueDragon 1 year ago
Legendary: Shake it baby! + You wanna dance? are missing [ first level ;-) ]
Starfishrider 1 year ago
Rip off ur head and shit down ur neck XD and ur head ur ass what's the difference lol and my favorite one is let's chew bubble gum and kick some ass but I'm all out of gum
alientruth13 1 year ago 2
my favorite 1:46... YOUR FACE YUOR ASS WHATS THE DIFERENCE?
makekas 1 year ago 2
I'll rip your head of and shit down your neck
jeffypwnzu 1 year ago
there is also:
your gonna pay for shooting down my ride.
The first level :D
DoomMaster307 2 years ago
1:34
1:35
1:36
deKadt15 2 years ago
LOL i used this as HLSS micspam in css. So fuckin' awesome. :D
Piciul1993 2 years ago
"you're an inspiration for birth control" Awesome
ThallesNinja 2 years ago 2
Thank you for posting this xD
DurhamrockerZ 2 years ago
yippie kayay motherfucker!!
drumz20089 2 years ago 57
this is K-T-I-T, KTit, playing the breast, err, best tunes in town! lol, I always laugh until I cry when I hear that
pivotedsticks1 2 years ago
BALLS OF STEEEL!
KeybladeKorney 2 years ago 51
@KeybladeKorney STEELSTEELSTEEL!
C0SM1CG4TE 1 year ago
@KeybladeKorney ahahah xD
Talpestruzzolo 1 year ago
he sounds like nathan explosion
bag440 2 years ago
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TheChocolateKiller 2 years ago
WATCH IT SHE'S A RAPIST sike im kidding XD
linkdamasta64 2 years ago
0:36 = lol
TheDarkFrog1 2 years ago
Go ahead, Make my day!
bregowine 2 years ago 3
takes me back.. what a good game
lonestardruid 2 years ago
"it hurts to be you"
"im gonna get a medieval on your ass"
damn this is funny xD
numenusty 2 years ago
1:46 *
facralf 2 years ago
0:54 and 1:54 are my fav
facralf 2 years ago
mah fav: 0:41
cooltuber13 2 years ago
Always bet on Douk
Dijiwiji 2 years ago
MAN!!! THATS VERY GOOOOOD!!!
Thank you VERY much!!
ericsacchetto 2 years ago 20
if u see in the information you can download sounds... wma format
ziOconG 2 years ago 9
well ye apparently, but still missing some :P
Daco65 2 years ago
its time to kick ass and eat bubble gum and im all out of buuble gum
Darshedstudios 2 years ago
did u know that sound was in phantom for Starcraft
TheCoolboy117 2 years ago
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
manafao 2 years ago 3
where is all the one liners from duke carebean like time to crash this party or wohoo
zyriuz2 2 years ago
IGOTBALLS oOoOo OFSTEEL!
XgusX 2 years ago
Lol xD
weedpuf 2 years ago
suck it down!
PieroBava 2 years ago 3
This is k-t-i-t, KTIT. Bringing you the breast, I mean best tunes in town.
PWNBEEF 2 years ago 2
Brings back memories!! <3
RedEvangeline666 2 years ago 3
Ha-hah! That brought me memories.. I used to play Duke Nukem on my Macintosh.
Haha. This is great!
SchnitzyDancer 2 years ago 5
lol me too, awesome memories
Herrgolani 2 years ago
Great! :D
manfred05 2 years ago 5