Zaeed Massani- Jessie (A Love Story)

[therealvang]

Documents in mass effect 3 suggest he is fixing Jessie for the one last mission

[TheFridster]

a better romance than twilight

[spaceman4720]

he romaced his gun

[extondude]

By far a better love story then twilight

[AweSomeRussianOne]

he fucks his jessie

[DaUziel]

@AweSomeRussianOne Her barrel gets hot, and then she goes off...

[saltythebear]

Glad Zaeed gets another chance to be big goddamn heroes with Shepard in ME3

[ssnakezz]

"I'd give up every weapon i own for one more mission with that shitty old rifle" - This is an EPIC love story

[OZORxORON]

This actually makes me feel sad. Poor Zaeed.... =(

[pl0xman123]

Jessie for love interest in Mass Effect 3!

[hey01e5]

i clicked this video for the awesome thumbnail

[stoffer2810]

im crying

[OZORxORON]

See, Zaeed isn't as heartless as everyone thinks!

[SamuelJCir]

oh my god.

[Garrence88]

No song for Tali?

[HeggZor92]

helluva story!

[TheJoshMaster22]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Cvs1357]

DAMN GOOD RIFLE

[twocows360]

Allers spaces Jessie in ME3.

Bitch is getting spaced.

[Naio]

*a single, manly tear rolls down my cheek* damn good rifle...*breaks down and crys like a baby*

[Owlynator]

This is beautiful. Really. And he's talking about his gun. In other words: You are genius!

[haxxoromg]

still a better love story than twilight

[rockshawen]

this is my rifle! Their are many like it but this is my rifle and named her jessie

[MissGirlFactor]

*manly tears*

That was the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[Ssavaralyn]

God damn this actually makes Zaeed look like he has a deep character.

[thegreatleviathan0]

@Ssavaralyn He does...He does. ;( (sniff sniff)

[frinkanoid]

This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, which is weird because he's basically talking about all the people he killed with that rifle.

[bracko81]

Zaeed's loyalty mission should've revolved around finding the parts to fix Jessie.

[NX7OperativeX]

WHO DARES DISLIKE!?!?!? YOUR SOULS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNTITY!!!

[KirbyStar]

lik dis if u cry evertim ;_;

[Arbeitslos2]

still better love story than twilight

[tricksterhuaun]

Oh yeah, Jessie, i would tap dat trigger

[DesGardius88]

Jessie for ME3 squad member

[SinDawg030]

Manly Tears have been cried . . . and thats alright because the story of Zaeed and his beloved Jessie is a love story that shall resound across the firmament for ten times ten thousand years unto the very ending of mortal flesh . . . ;')

[Derpderp125]

It's so much better than Twilight. It left me crying with happiness ;u;

[Nekhet]

@Derpderp125 Everything is better than Twilight.

[Derpderp125]

@Nekhet Every. Last. Thing. Except Justin Beaver, she's just as bad :D

[Nekhet]

@Derpderp125 I can only say one thing about JB: KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[SabrielFear]

The classic love story of a man and his rifle :')

[michael2kirwin]

damn good rifle.

[pinklipstick925]

This might be sadder than the notebook...

[ARavingLooony]

this is a song for BIG GODDAM HEROES!!

[TheKingofnoob]

I-I'm...

I'm not crying. I swear.

*sniff*

Just something in my eye.

[ginnoveffect]

Bioware told a better love story in two minutes than Stephanie Meyer could in four books.

[skezness]

You could've adjusted the audio settings to just voice for those clips.

[Lootraevefan]

;_;

[cj89311]

R.I.P. Jesse. We love you

[weakguy247]

Sniff Sniff that was beautiful

[barraki92reborn]

I never thought a video about a gravelly voiced old man talking about his favorite gun while a Miley Cyrus song is playing in the background would make me cry.

[cyclopsdias]

GOD DAMMIT THAT was sad......

Well if Garrus calibrates her she ll be as good as new.

And that day Zaeed will be romantically attracted to Garrus.

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

@cyclopsdias O.o

[ManifestNightmare]

I used to love my assault rifle this much, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[Vionite]

@ManifestNightmare You should be banned from the internet for using that ridiculously overused meme...

[ManifestNightmare]

@Vionite ;-*

[SinDawg030]

@ManifestNightmare I used to be a knee, but then I took an Adventurer to the arrow

[ManifestNightmare]

@SinDawg030 Ahhh...well played.

[mujuma]

@ManifestNightmare L0Ollo3olPl0l0olol0o0()l)Ol holy shit, your comment is so original!

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

only a merc could love a gun that much! ;p

[Lichman12]

I all of a sudden have a newfound respect for Zaeed.

[kiowa017]

...Damn, I love that blood thirsty old bitch. <3 Oh, Jessie... lol

[TheChosenVaultWander]

This is more goddamn romantic than every goddamn romantic movie combined

[CptBomBom00]

he's so sensitive about his gun, isn't he?

[elfithefreak]

Ohhhhh Jesssiiieeeee !!!!!!!!! *do da da do da da*

Ohhhhh Jesssiiieeeee I love you so much, my best Gun.

[Oldenheimer1913]

Gawdamn nostalgic.

[basch71]

Zaeed x Jessie ME OTP

Canon fact.

[xGeorge95]

Zaeed does more love than Shepard, Shepard never says anything romantic to anyone and Zaeed says the most romantic thing in the game, about his rifle.

[Ssavaralyn]

@xGeorge95 > Nothing romantic to anyone

> SHEPARD HAS ROMANCES IN THE GAME

Yeah so.. what?

[dongslol]

"Every time someone calls me ruthless... Relentless! They're talking about that rifle."

I teared up ;_;

[panzerkpf1]

Jessie is the way to defeat the Reapers.

[suffca]

I cried.

[Bakabakasful]

Zaeed is so goddamn romantic.

Mantears.

[ginnoveffect]

Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

I call it Vera.

[iceytoa1]

@ginnoveffect

HEY YOU'D BE GETTING THE BETTER HALF OF THIS TRADE!

[zinki120]

Looks like Brad Pit w/ the eye patch and mustache.

[zaperatus]

Why the hell is he a pirate? Answer: BECAUSE HE CAN.

[Tuan12088]

Zaed look better that way :)

[otoole42]

"I'd trade any weapon in the terminus...for one more mission with that shitty old rifle.....poor girl." I shed a single tear when I heard that in my playthrough......in that one moment Zaeed expressed more love and emotion than Shepard has ever expressed

[TheNinjaKiwi]

11 people are jealous of Zaheeds love affair with his gun.

[GhostSnake]

Miley Cyrus? Heavy risk, but the cliiiimb

[SFGRPHOENIX]

@GhostSnake Trying too hard

[Supersmashodsts8]

One more mission with that shitty old rifle, is all he needs now.

[dragonforks93]

Zaeed's love for his rifle seems more genuine than every one of Shepard's love interest sub-plots put together.

[darthjedidude]

@dragonforks93

I'll give you that on everything but Garrus.

[Android2137]

@darthjedidude What? Not Tali? Well, I admit that Male Shepard's voice actor screwed that one up...

[ATIrules]

I shed a single tear because it was that deep.. Afterward, I blast on the Marines' hymn, punched the wall, and did some push-ups to make up for it.

[Kytseo]

/sheds a manly tear, so who got to this beautiful display from the companion cube page on tvtropes?

[devilsadvocate22289]

I listened to this song and shed a man-tear.

[AustinPerriman]

Enjoy the time you spend with your rifle every shot could be your last together...

[Larrylarp]

This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!

[michael2kirwin]

11 people are blue suns mercs who where killed by jessie and zaeed.

[382sunrise]

Daaamn gud rifle!

[TheRome111]

Bitches don't know about my jessie

[xXLDeusXx]

Zaeed Massani, A Big Gud-dam hero..

[malevc]

Takes me back to the rifle I had in the army, Johanna. An AG3, a locally produced H&KG3 variant, the salty bitch was old but hard and rugged; it could hit a target the size of the palm of my hand two soccer fields away like a mule on her period whether I'd crawled through a field of mud or was freezing my ass off in a blizzard at thirty below celsius. For a while there was nothing sweeter than oiling her up and putting her back together.

*There's* our toast, I say. Here's to our rifles!

[ffalloutgirl]

@malevc

damn that's so goddamn nostalgic.

reminds me my days in the IDF, i had that shitty old M4 always by my side.

[Riddley313]

I learned a lot about life and love from watching this video.

[PurpleStorm8]

146 people has a heart and soul and knows what it's like to lose your faithful comanion.

[TheNinjaKiwi]

I named my paintball gun Janiqua and the day i lay her to rest will be the saddest day of my life. :'(

[mujuma]

Cracked up tons at the comments.

[Drayco91]

When Zaeed makes an appearance in Mass Effect 3, if it's a final stand or a "back to die" moment, he damn well better get that last mission with that...shitty old rifle.

[firespawn01]

Carlsburg don't make rifles but if they did, every single one would be like Jessie.

[Executor567]

He and the heavy from TF2 are probably best friends

[devilsadvocate22289]

@Executor567 The Heavy was his best man at their wedding. X)

[SinDawg030]

This totally should have been a DLC outfit for Zaeed

[SweRaider1993]

when Zaeed gets emotional...

it pulls the strings... <3

[Sleeper919]

Bloodthirsty old bitch!

[iamnuff1992]

one day 6 men tried to kill Zaeed, the best of them carried jessie.

[iamnuff1992]

i never heard half of these quotes

[youfailo4]

His lucky charm?  I C WUT U DID THAR

[oaky76]

10 People obviously got shot by Jessie

[abacadian]

He's obviously never met vera...

[Arcian]

Is it weird that this video made me cry?

[dcl32]

I bet he'll use it in ME3.

[GarageBandKing012]

@dcl32 doubtful you seen the state its in? Bet if he shook it too hard it'd disintergrate.

[dcl32]

@GarageBandKing012 True. it'd be pretty sweet though.

[dezagon7982]

10 people were killed by Jessie

[ozilevin200]

"She was been already through a lot by the time I got her..."

It sounds like Jessie was being abused, and when Zaeed got his hands on her, she took good care of her...

I'll admit that I cried like a goddamn baby in that part...

[Zengasm7]

I have my doubts about him being in ME3, but goddamit was he awesome in ME2.

[xXLDeusXx]

loving a rifle,

Heavy risk...

but the PRIIIIIIIIIZEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!­!!

[SinDawg030]

Tali ought to fix her for Zaeed in ME3

[GhostSnake]

But the Cliiiiiimb

[EnragedMime189]

That shittl old rifle...

[gamerguy102]

why does this have only 48 337 views and why is there a dislike button

[gamerguy102]

i shed a tear while listening to this

[WilhelmScreamer]

666 likes

D:

[cytorakdemon]

I keep thinking of Zaeed and Jessie running through a field of flowers while listening to this.

[Jokenx3]

@cytorakdemon

XD

[TheLastArchdemon]

@cytorakdemon a rifle running? explain

[cytorakdemon]

@TheLastArchdemon

Zaeed, running with Jessie through a field of flowers, mowing down Batarian Slavers/Mercs.

[Paellain]

@cytorakdemon Laugh my ass off reading it

[Jokenx3]

awwwwwwww

[anticliche321]

He lost his weapon virginity to Jessie. She was special ;( poor Jessie... lol 

[InterestingPose]

Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea...

[extondude]

@InterestingPose i do

[TheLastArchdemon]

why dosent he use jessie,,,,,,,, would have been a better loyalty mission to convince him to use it

[TheLastArchdemon]

doing a rifle,,,, Heavy risk,,,, But the priiize

[CraigEmpson]

'that shitty old rifle' hahaha

Greatest game of all time for me. Fantastic characters

[TheLastArchdemon]

a man and his rifle.... the greatest love story

[spacegirl226]

i chortled.

[SuckAnApple]

heavy emotions, but the criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iies

[ironman088]

This is Commander Shepard; and this song makes me cry T-T

[RaifukuMaru]

Jesus Christ, I am full grown man, and I tell you, I was choking up listening to this. Zaeed seems like suck a dick in the game, and when I clicked on that little gun icon in the Waste Disposal side of the Normandy I got bored of hearing about the Gun, but you've mixed this so well. His dialogue makes it sound so emotional, he sounds like he is trying hold back some tears. This is a damn good song!

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

the best damn rifle, ever....sniff...

[TOPgunn95]

This fall a story that will touch your heart

[IrishMinja]

i almost cried watching this.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

"An old shitty rifle" they said. "A damn good old shitty rifle" I said

[sikness3r]

Jessie... a heavy risk. But the priiize

[KingGalby]

manly tears Q.Q

[OmnipotentGoggles]

Some of these lines make him sound as if he's trying to HOLD BACK TEARS while talking about that gun.

No wonder you can't romance him. He and Jessie were the One True Pair.

[TheKingofnoob]

"Six men came to kill me once. The best of them carried this."

"It's my very favorite gun."

[jjilatt123]

Zaeed is the equivalent of Wrex in ME2. He's such a badass with a completely fascinating backstory. He better be in ME3, with Jessie in his arms, ready to kick ass.

[discographyrosary]

I am bawling. What a beautiful story.

[rasen013]

so he was talking... about his rifle?

[luckycharmer711]

@rasen013 Not just any rifle...a damn good rifle.

[lodziklocPL]

@luckycharmer711 - not just a damn good rifle! It was an old bitch which stopped firing when he needed her the most!

[lodziklocPL]

@luckycharmer711 - it's not just a damn good rifle. It's THE damn best rifle in the Milky Way.

[randomguyinthecorner]

@luckycharmer711 Not just a damn good rifle. A damn bloodythirsty bitch of a good rifle.

[incinerator950]

@luckycharmer711

They should have made a mission to repair her.

[Annihilator27]

@luckycharmer711 Oh man,NICE

[Jokenx3]

@luckycharmer711

And not a simple damn good rifle...about Jessie!

[xGeorge95]

@luckycharmer711 Do you love Jessie as well?

because he says ''thats my licky charm''

and your names Luckycharmer

=)

[Larrylarp]

Zaeed, the man they call Zaeed, he robbed from the rich and... kept it to himself?

[HtimsdrofA7X]

Zaeed and Jesse vs Jayne and Vera: a battle for the ages.

[electricbayonet2]

@HtimsdrofA7X I'm pretty sure it would end with Zaeed and Jayne having joint ownership of the Blue Suns.

[HtimsdrofA7X]

@electricbayonet2 You Win.

[speeddemon847]

bianca marribelle, and jesse

[TheKingofnoob]

You remind of a man I know and his very favorite gun, Vera.

[ShadowSoldior]

Yeah, it could be that she was ready to rest...or it COULD BE the fact that he caved in someone's skull by smashing them repeatedly with it.

[xXLDeusXx]

I named my Sniper Rifle Saly!!! on the next hour, Oghren from Dragon age, asked to slap his ass and call him Saly o.O

[xXLDeusXx]

looks a Eminem's music begining....

[TheCapoJack]

I swear Zaeed is the biggest badass in Mass Effect

[Romtrundle]

*Sniff*

*Lip quiver*

*Tear*

N-no, I'm fine! I just have something in my eye...