Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done

[JerryMcGhoulBerry]

lik dis if u cr evertim

[1965cuda273]

hello and welcome to the yogscast

[fruitegable]

But... but...

We never found out what Tobe did D:

[MrLaxdude89]

@fruitegable easy, tobe, is the final boss :)

[RunsWithScissors61]

"I WILL KILL THE BOSS-"

Not the smartest thing to yell in an office.

[Cudderdude]

Pants are pretty things in the spring

[S08Shockwave]

359 people accidentally turned on off their computers.

[ninemarrow]

The director of this video should get an oscar.

[ilaglikehell]

But what HAS tobe done?

[Cannon590A]

I can remember recording this back in the day. Sorry that my mic had pubes :3

[Psychid45]

@Cannon590A Oh, you're the narrator! Nice job! :3

[drewsta199]

This is nostalgia.

[YOUNGaz11]

LOL oddly enough, i had a yogscast vid paused in another window. i opened it to see why it started playing. shit confused me

[GoldenGal42]

Shadow of the Colossus style G-Man... I can live with that. Kill him and the other fifteen, then Gordon will come back to life.

[Azf12]

We don't know what Tobe done yet.

[M1sT3rM4nJr]

This video is nothing like Yogscast. This video is a masterpiece.

[BeNotNormal]

He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock? Man, this guy is amazing!

[GrayRambo1]

Rockets have always been my weakness, too. For some reason, they just kinda blow things up.

[CABALCORE100]

It's so retarded. yet so funny. 

[brickct123]

Part 1 got removed by copywrite? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[Seffyzero]

@brickct123 No? I can still watch it at /watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

[TNDGAlcatraz]

@brickct123 @brickct123 You mean the third part? i dont know if this is the real thing but here::

vimeo.com /30296603

[MsrPersianality]

Evreyone watch 2:09 !! XD

[cheeseybeaver]

John Freeman for President of WORLD

[boxOhobo]

Goron Freeman is now these hands. I love this writing.

[LilAlfiq]

Will these fucking yogscast fanboys ever shut up!?

[cheekybuttful]

@LilAlfiq I AM NO FANBOY! I AM A YOGNOUGHT!1!!11!

[LilAlfiq]

@cheekybuttful

Which is more respectable because...?

[cheekybuttful]

@LilAlfiq STFU AND DIGGY DIGGY FUCKIN  HOLE!!!!!11!1!

[02hayato]

so the final boss weakness was...dying?

[Ratty13rat]

SNOOOOWWFLLLAAAAKKKEEESSSS!!!!­!!?

[UnluckyAmulet]

Rockets are my weakness too...

[SirSoup420]

You are dead bro and I killed the evil boss.

BEST.

EULOGY.

EVER.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@SirSoup420 nope chuck testa

[DoctorSlurm]

I don't think squirrelking knows what pronouns are.

[helghast123]

I wish I could find my boss's weakness online lol

[Commando9789]

yogscast intro

[OmniscientAmbiance]

@Commando9789 No the music can be downloaded free from the internets.

[ZappCorp]

Wait, so now there are dead dead zombie goasts? This is confusing.

[battelchicken2]

this is still th best video in 2011

[xuten]

This is an ode to grammar.

[diabl2master]

i like his other more faster motorcycle...

oh my god i are laugh more lotser than before

[battelchicken2]

the yogcast stole the bigging song

[flasmfat]

I showed this video to my family and they disliked it very much. So I laughed, and shot a rocket at them and continued to the next boss.

[BeNotNormal]

Those birds. It just wasn't time.

[trolIestia]

classic video

[Puppyzwoof]

hello! and welcome, to the Yogscast. :D

[flamingblade0]

I used to walked faster, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[pullmyfingerr]

@flamingblade0 CURVED. MOTOR BIKE.

[Alishaikh94]

Yogscast music is from this!

[disastertruck]

I wish I could look up a walkthrough for my own life

[15milesintsnow]

So let me get this straight...in FLC1, John "was late so he had to go fast like the speed of sound", so he chose the slower of his two motorbikes - not only that but he used the one that was almost out of fuel??

[fsxaircanada01]

when the video first started, i thought i was watching YOGSCAST, so I checked if i'm on the right video

[NexusAdventures]

I thought i was watching yogscast

[ShwintyKat]

@NexusAdventures Because only YogsCast uses that particular, very unpopular stock music. Yeah.

[Dramen93]

@NexusAdventures I saw this long before I discovered Yogscast, and I remember thinking "Wow the theme music these guys are using sounds kinda familiar..."

I'm watching it again after forever and now I know why. :)

[TheJutterbug]

These birds dont have to see Gordon freeman yet.Its not time.

[suspensewriter2009]

How do you plant Pants?

[SirGarjelBlah]

omg yogscast music

[mrjerrick]

@SirGarjelBlah Look at date. Yogcast does not own the music.

[mrjerrick]

@SirGarjelBlah Look at date. Yogcast does not own the music.

[SirGarjelBlah]

@mrjerrick i never said they did! i was just pointing it out. god...

[mrjerrick]

@SirGarjelBlah I should go to yogcast videos and say "omg HLFLC music" then ?

[SirGarjelBlah]

@mrjerrick YES! although lots of people might not know what your talking about. infact, i might do that right now.

[airbendingavatar1]

I just realized the music in this was used in Spongebob!

[andremestrebule]

2:10 LOL

[Wesyan1999]

Zombie goast? isn't headcrab zombie?

[TheJutterbug]

"GORDON FREEMAN IS NAO THEESE HANDS >:U"

[Alzerak]

left behind the bad place behind him?

It was so srcay he had to leave it behind twice!

My god, the tension!

Gordon freeman is now these hands

*Sniff* So beautiful

[darkjediMIK]

I just noticed that John Freeman almost got sucked into the on off computer blackhole but got stuck under the table XD

[razorflame45]

D: Why was "Free Man" of this saga blocked in America?????!??!?!?????!?

Can someone reupload Dyj's version of it?

[Daniel15au]

Rockets are my weakness, too.

[15milesintsnow]

@Daniel15au Really?? And mine! What a coincidence!! Also I love how he had to get on the net to find that out. Did he Google "Next Boss Weakness" and find a web site that said "This person can be killed with a rocket"? And how did the website know anyway? Have other people fought a "next boss" and lived, meaning that they were able to pass on their wisdom to other potential heroes? If so, it's hardly such a heroic feat for John Freeman. Seriously, this story is so full of holes! XD

[EtotheZtotheKyle]

Does anyone know where I can find a safe, downloadable copy of Half Life Full Life Consequences: Free Man?

[ParanoidToaster]

3:34 - 3:44 is the best part.

[DantendoDS]

and he turned on off comp-.... wtf is that?!

[Dungeon287]

I cannot complete the DJY saga without Free Man. Will YT not allow you to reupload it? If not, could it be posted somewhere else. It's an amazing video.

[mdeanbaig]

"Gordon Freeman is now these hands"

directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[iamadonutface]

Thumbs up if you want John Freeman to say your Eulogy

[nigahiga68]

Gordan Freeman is now these hands ;(

[JewmantheHero]

The wrong spelling makes it funny.

[al300ca]

Does anyone know what the name of the song that plays at 3:46 is? I've been trying to find out for a long time now.

[DarkHari]

Luckily, I downloaded Full Life Consequences: Free Man and posted it on my Facebook. :3

[sonicdsfan1]

@DarkHari WHAT R YOUR FACEBOOK WAT IZ?

[Tangerinian]

you may have aspergers

[FluffeeTwitter]

I thought i was watching Yogscast because of the music at the begining.

[igorphodao]

this is the best video on youtube !!!!!!

[UntitledHome]

No! Tobe! What have you done, Tobe?

[TheEpicQuestOfBob]

@UntitledHome He was a head crab man

[Sumbodey07]

John Freeman was happy, he walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy. XD best line ever!!!

[darkjediMIK]

@Sumbodey07 wut

[Anonomous0C]

Uuuh, Tell me this guy REALLY meant to write like this. This is just...just...TERRIBLE D<

[RevolvingTurtle]

@Anonomous0C Djy1991 is the best writer of all time what are you talkking about

[Anonomous0C]

@RevolvingTurtle The story is by squirrelking :P Not Djy1991

[RevolvingTurtle]

@Anonomous0C All my life work is ruined I thought it was David this is whole time.

[TheGiff1432]

this intro reminds me of Yogscast

[Nekkx]

"He turned on/off the computer" = throwing everything into a black hole

[darkjediMIK]

Put them back home safe (Not Safe)

John Freeman said to him(?)

After that he got emails FROM SOMEONE.

Never gets old.

[tphife2008]

This sounds like it was written by me in 2nd grade!

[GazLPK]

2:10 What the f.... !!! :D

[TheAntiVector]

Yet we never figured out what Tobe did.

[gsaddfff]

"we are sorry, but half life: full life consequences: free man contains content from WMG and NBC universal. We are sorry about that"

so you're telling me that you'll remove a video that has NOTHING to do with either of those groups but you'll keep a partner's video that actually has more copyright infringement than the thousands of videos some cunts flagged out of jealousy?

DEAR YOUTUBE: INVESTIGATE YOUR FUCKING CLAIMS AND STOP GIVING YOUR PARTNERS THE ROYALTY TREATMENT

[Merzkynadsat]

@gsaddfff First of all the video does have something to do with those companies, they own the whimsical music that the youtube user chose to use. (if not it would not be blocked from you) Second there are people who for a job search & complain about copyright breaches for their employer (so not flagging out of jealousy) Third, they investigate claims & what you claim to be the 'royalty treatment' is actually youtube protecting themselves from getting sued by the companies.

[Merzkynadsat]

@Merzkynadsat but it does suck, I get annoyed when I can't watch certain music videos at all because they are blocked to me. At least you learn who the great companies are along the way, they usually allow the video with their content online, sometimes taking any advertisement revenue or leaving a little message somewhere so we know who owns what.

[mrjesus1890]

@gsaddfff It is because of the music in it, I'm assuming.

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

I wouldn't consider being shot with a rocket and not surviving a weakness...

[oddlyoko2000]

Once again was used a The Sims song in the intro lol

[KDol0]

God, I hate when my garden gets messy dirt and dark.

[15milesintsnow]

@KDol0 Why don't you plant pants then? XD

[KDol0]

@15milesintsnow

Um, because they were dead?

[15milesintsnow]

@KDol0 Only in "Ravenholdm" - if you plant fresh pants on them then there'll be pretty things now to be happy. ;-)

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Why are there so much ass in the suggestions

[MissMeowMeowMeowMeow]

Dead zombie ghost.... isn't that like saying dirty filthy dirt?

[PollenEye]

I hope one day I'm lucky enough to find a laser gun and a machine gun and a rocket gun next to my motorcycle.

[FR3D458]

Gordon should have said " Episode 3... you got here slow and now I am zombie ghost . YOU WILL PAY!

[shimauma42]

rockets are my weakness too. ;(

[gmod251]

why make not cest

[warcrea]

The final boss's weakness was rockets.

Inspired!

[HuginnG]

the music makes this priceless

[KampferXeon]

And I thought audio transcribing was bad before, but combined with this...

[Skwinkster]

I watched the whole thing, but what did Tobe do?

[TheAxeFish]

does any one happen to know the name of the song that starts at 3:47 ? I can't find it anywhere.

[Russianornorussian]

My ass is grass? No thanks to you

[ZRFtheNextGen]

When it started up, I thought I accidently clicked the wrong thing and I was watching Yogscast...

[skinnydipper16]

this is the worst one... can someone renarrate it?

[kaliru1]

wow wen hes standin next to bro wen hes lookin down at him tht wus pretty good movement owo

[thepyrateguy]

Pause at 1:54-- Q menu :D! (I have mine set to tab e_e)

[KlajjDarquen]

I lost it at "tear droped".

[obito94]

click transcribe audio. It literally gets nothing right in this video xDDDD it needs so much development

[nachoguy5]

I think my PE teacher would like this.

His name happens to be John Freeman as well.

[NevilleBing]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD NARRATOR TT__TT??!!

[bb33nnii]

there are alot of booty videos on the right

[powergannon]

If episode 4 isn't up anywhere anymore it really should be! It's so epic! I had to watch it on a friends phone.

[derpolcu]

My weakness are rockets too.

[crash7097]

2:55 is that gman behind him!?

[qiman2]

OH GOD, WHAT HAS TOBIAS DONE?

[sangheili1024]

"You are dead bro and I killed the evil boss." Best. Eulogy. Ever.

[bizarrostearns]

How come Half-Full life consequences Free man was taken down?

[sangheili1024]

@bizarrostearns Because record companies are enormous dicks.

[2tur]

Bah- I didn't think it was as well written as the first, but still great. :)

[asiancrimeunit29]

2:43 haha



[Jrto66]

whys is dog a zombie goast?

[kaledranger18]

when john freeman turns off the computer, he goes under the desk.

that is where eleveator went.

[IIxXGhostTrainXxII]

IT'S A FUCKING ERROR! OKAY NO

[MysteriousNotepad]

GMOD crashes instantly please help D:

[1coolgirl12]

Most People these days turn off their computers with Black Holes! :]

[RandmHippy]

I read a book after I watched this. Everything sounded like it was being narrated by this guy.

[lovefromeponine]

"you are dead, bro"

[totallyINFAMOUS]

you know what they say, the penis mightier than the sword...

or am I missing something?

[Malakian03]

What the fuck am I watching? ... let's see the 3rd one :D

[anden21swe]

why the fuck the intro music is the same as The Freaking YOGCAST! i lold

[TheTogarda]

@anden21swe And then you check the release date of this video.

[Ricman187]

and then john was a zombie

[hl2og]

DEAD... ZOMBIE... GHOSTS.... what the hell?!

[alanb9]

@hl2og *Goast

[Taerdus]

I think Stephanie Meyer must have secretly written this.

[backtoklondike]

@Taerdus Now you are being harsh. Stephanie Meyer could never write a story as well written as this.

[PiNkN1nja117]

@Taerdus impossible, this is entertaining

[somedamnfangirl]

3:30: TIMMMBERRR

[Silverthunder100]

Gman at 1:23

[kittehfoodz]

This is like one of my creative writing stories from first grade.

[99luc10]

thumbs up if at the beginning you thought you were watching yogcast.

[obsurdety]

i agree to that...i only turn on my computers with black holes now and days...its the new thing to do!

[TidusPoorPants]

Only men turn off ON their computers using a black hole / void.

[13PhoenixWright13]

Yogast Minecraft opening music?o.O

[mantaslt520]

Wow i thought i am watching yogscast....

[theShadowviking]

What has Tobe done?! TOBE, WHAT DID YOU DO?

[BrixMation]

1:55 : dividing by zero. Not even once

[Punkrock3011]

yogmusic at 0:00 from the yogscast

[Commando61]

@Punkrock3011 yogscast got that music from somewhere else too lol

[E5CAPEGOAT]

I think Sticky from Fallout 3 tells a better story.

[mooN4Pie2]

Don't you guys want to know where John went ? Alright, alright, I'll tell you.

John Freeman went to... THE OFFICE !

[ilikepieguy11]

what was the point of destroying the tree -_-

[massivive]

ZOMG THE BEGINIG MUSIC IS IN TEH YOGSCAST!

[olleibacka]

But we never found out what tobi did?

[KeHaLEGOFilms]

D:

[DadaistTheater]

What a coincidence. My weakness is also a rocket...