When Louis Met Korton again

[Jasper8372]

I would personally love to meet Korton :)

[bobolink222]

THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL! THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL!

[dilwich123]

@gipnfdl007 TOOL!

[dilwich123]

@gipnfdl007 Fool? It aint me that stands in a big building making wishes to a make believe man in the sky.If you do then consider yourself the 'fool'.

[GodschildJCE]

@dilwich123 just the fact you called it "wishes" and called God a man makes you an ignorant fool. lol

[dilwich123]

@GodschildJCE There is NO GOD....If you were not such a brainwashed idiot then you just might believe it....however my bet is your someone who prays to this invisable man so i dont think your quite intelligent enough to 'get it'.

[GodschildJCE]

@dilwich123 so tell me oh wise one,how exactly do you think everything came to place so perfectly meaning our planet being exactly where it needs to be to support life?how exactly did humans come to be?also how come the bible hasn't lost interest like other books have like best sellers?how come religion has been such a big part of this planet?

[BillyMambo]

6:03 ahahahahaha i want to start making jokes with this old fellow, cant stop crying by his laugh

[theylive23]

Amazing that people who've probably never had an 'illegal' drug experience in their lives can cook up more way out belief systems than most acid heads,

and then some of these people turn them into mainstream religions which attract more folks who've never even had a second-hand weird experience...

[briancrabb]

What a bunch of fruitcakes. I think they are all on Nitrous Oxide.

[briancrabb]

"You see, I'm not necessarily orthodox"

[1984kid1]

lmao Korton, hes a walking 50s alien movie

[mistermajestyck]

THIS IS KORTON! AM I TO UNDERSTAND UM, THAT I AM BEING USED FOR AMUSEMENT UM, AT A PARTY UM?

[plazaff]

6:04 dude is hella cracking up.

[Microglia1]

I'm missing out of some awesome weirdness...my life too normal.

[ItsOurBurdanToBleed]

5:39 Was that guy chanelling Korton or giving birth to him!!!

[Soldier0123456]

LOL how dumb are these people

[binkyspoon]

i dont know which is crazier - the alien guy or the christian guy :/ in fact, i'd say the christian guy is slightly more on the crazy side!

[zimzima888]

The way he introduces robert short to the other freaks kind of reminds me of the party rick moranis has in ghostbusters right before the Gargoyle demon dog starts acting the ham and wrecking the place!

[dilwich123]

God,Jesus,Korton they all have one thing in common - there all Bullshit and made up by idiots.

[evildemonseth]

@dilwich123 god and jesus weren't made up by idiots...they are a result of centuries of worship to various gods, combined with the fear of the nothingness of death. Korton though - yeah, you're right.

[FBS72]

Sounds like the start of Battle Of The Planets

[CCFCstormin]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[NXavier787]

I like Korton a lot more than that silly christian reverend.

[ewancharley]

Amazing that this was KORTON camera !!! ;-)))

[LiamJ917]

KORTON DEPARTED.

[paulod27]

See if he cut the crap, he could actually be a good Alien voice over actor. lol Someone should come up to him and say look Norm you have talent, but cut the BS and just do the damn Alien voice for some legitimate paid employment.

[ancxxxsold13r]

bible this bible that GODAMN stop that shit bible was written by men

[wildersara]

Grey suit does not get that religion is man made and I doubt God cares a whittle about religion. Its the spiritual relationship with all life that is important.

[LinuxManUK]

He's a nut. plain and simple. how delusional..

[GoddessUnity50]

any talking to anything invisible i would assume has to be a bit nuts be it God or aliens..lol

[GoddessUnity50]

hahaha hes doing witchcraft..lol must be pentocostal.. speakin in tongues. the more I watch these shows the more I know its mental illness to be religious..hahahahah

[roboneko77]

THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL

[guhya0]

... holy shit

[LinuxManUK]

Strange that a man of the cloth believes in some unseen unproven other-worldly non-human intelligence out there .. er, oh wait a sec ...

[LinuxManUK]

no way is this fake

[GoddessUnity50]

@LinuxManUK no that guy really beleves hes talking to an alien. unless were in his body how can we say he isnt? hmmmm??

[ILikeToMong]

If this is again then when was the first time?

[Bradley6888]

Haha fucking nut job!!!

[214jcf]

This man has taken the imaginary friend to the ultimate limit. Hop he didn't crap his pants there!

[VUPdingCLICK]

some of these preachers would teach OLD NICK himself,a few things about being a slippery son of a bitch......

[SpecterReflector]

''If we capitulate to superstition, or greed, or stupidty we can plunge our world into a darkness deeper than time between the collapse of classical civilization and the Italian Renaissaince''- Carl Sagan. he was talking about people like this, people who talk about nothing but nonsense and confuse and contaminate the minds of those foolish enough to listen; and yet here they are- drinking wine, on public television- living lives on par with doctors, teachers and scientists.

[Salvatorek]

he is not talking with aliens...he is talking with satan.

Jesus is the only true

just kidding hehehehe

[alexdroogie100]

@Salvatorek ROTFLMAO!

[Anononononononymous]

Fuck yes, Louis Theroux.

[lordhermie]

this old dude is a nut job, but no more so than any fundamentalist christian.

[will44666]

absolutly right - just as likely the old nut bags alien exists

[GoddessUnity50]

@lordhermie anyone human is a bit nuts dont you think? :} i know I am.. hahahahah

[lordhermie]

@GoddessUnity50 Yeah, you are right about that

[MamaMacabre]

Quibbling over if "bullshit" is hyphenated or not.

[itzajdmting]

how brainwashed is the woman @ 4:00 LOL

[cazulu3]

Sounds like Louis was trying to channel Korton or his brother Morton himself at 3:08

What a funny meeting. Misfit central. Day trip from the asylum. all the above and more...

[UltimateGuitarist17]

I wonder that christain guys still alive

[chawk111]

is the young guy the guy from the porn episode?

[tristanauspride]

the religious guy is just as stupid...believing in a "god" an invisible being haha

[chammo360]

what a load of s**t

[kaz287]

korton needs to come 2 earth sumtime!

[happyspuds]

i swear i fuckin love louis so much ...try to convert korton ..laughing my as off

[burlearth]

My god has the biggest cock.

[Dynaverse]

oh man that korton guy is a idiot

[beerdeddi]

The Earth is called "Jubadune!"

[pavlepavle]

hahaha oh FAIL FAIL FAIL

[Xsublime28xX]

i wanna chat with korton

[theanvilcracks]

"Well I'm in the oldest church!" LOL!

[firefighternzl]

Please do not insult korton the great.

[Eittreng]

5:20 to 6: 12 is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet

[happygorilla666]

dude i have a porno of that JJ dude, that crazy asshole is right.

[AVIMOAS1]

LOL!!

[tellismania]

"Yer yer everythings cool...amen..."

Hahah.

[squirtgx10]

this is the honourabl representitive of korton, um stop takin the piss um!

[lukkabra]

This guy is taking sum serious drugs man!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[louis121289]

I channel him one!

[rainking170]

Is that the guy who was in the porn documentary?

[goretex12]

kortons at it again

[bendym4n123]

that bloody korton!

[tellismania]

What a rascal.. haha.

[miriamgah]

Korton believes in God ahahaha that's the best joke I've ever heard XD

Maybe I should try channeling him.

[jamesyireland]

Nothing sums up Louis' modus operandi better than this scene. He's like a wolf in sheep's clothing! He's essentially playing confidence tricks on these nutcases. He's pretending to take them seriously, but his real objective is to utterly ridicule them. It is actually quite vicious in my opinion. Although I still find him strangely amusing at times! I don't know how he keeps a straight face when he's talkin' to them!

[ouzodave]

Louis said he was geniune. Who gives a fook its funny as fook and hes clever as fook.

[grangegoarman]

How do we know your not a cop!

[bigredtruck56]

I think um Korton invented um Al Gore um.

[ascalia]

Hey NFL fans,

lets put "KORTON LIVES!" on signs in the end-zones of stadiums--it'd be as popular as the "JOHN 3:16" signs we see there!!!

[ascalia]

Hey "steshere07,"

you said: "I cant wait till I'm senile and delusional. I'm going just to collect green crayons or put pieces of ham on my elbows and pretend I'm a being from planet TZ4567, much more fun than death and taxes."

Well, make sure you use Honey-Baked brand ham to put on your elbows, because that's the ONLY kind that Korton would approve of for inter-galactic communication purposes...LOL!!!

[steshere07]

ascalia - i don't know why but the honey baked ham just itches when I put it on,l I come out in the most annoying rash. i may glue a nintendo controller to my face and eat industrial paint.

[RockandRoller918]

If he wants believe in Korton then let him.Even if most people think he has a Screw Loose.Maybe Korton is a Friendly Alien.Sucks being Lonely anyway.

[pdsk8]

LONG LIVE KORTON

[Abbaodin]

mental illness rules....

[supersoulls]

LOL

[TresGear]

You stated this wrong UM!

Mental Illness Rules UM!

I love saying Um, UM!

[bettySwollox]

I wish I had a mental illness! I feel so plain next to these type of people.

[Hammie0141]

he doesnt have a mental illness hes just plain crazy, nothing other to describe him but crazy

[niemanickurwa]

@Abbaodin ftw

[OkeySlashDokey]

lmfao too much. please, i can't take anymore.

[steshere07]

korton is russian it sounds. i cant wait till im senile and delutional. im going just to collect green crayons or put pieces of ham on my elbows and pretend im a being from planet TZ4567, much more fun than death and taxes.

[ascalia]

Make sure you use Honey-Baked brand ham to put on your elbows, because that's the ONLY kind that Korton would approve of for inter-galactic communication purposes...LOL!!!

[28019ab]

THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL, ERRRRRMMMM!!

classic.

[Sleor]

Bunch of wackos, by all means.

Louis rocks!

[jobe129]

louis is my hero!

[rixkepieks]

what is really quite poignant is how the priester man has the all clear from God when speaking in tongues and sees no correlation whatsoever with his mambo jambo to that of korton man(who by the way seems much more innocent and childlike and a much more benign man than the holy reverend who is almost frothing at the mouth with righteous indignation)you gotta laugh!

[fvertk]

Yup.

[limpnail]

How does Louis do that without breaking up in uncontroled laughter?

[daxyboyfuck]

he takes a lot of drugs.

[limpnail]

How does Louis do that without breaking up in uncontroled laughter?

[someoneiselse]

Yeah baby viewer 7,777!!!

[rponschual]

what DOUCHEBAG. thats why you don't fuck your sister. white people are fucking stupid.

[z0mgRugby]

I think you'd find interbreeding exists in all corners of the globe. Tribal restrictions on marriages and the like are prevelant in rural Africa.

[wildcat1559]

white people?!

[ooooohpancakes]

haha, oh jeez. that was classic. props to louis for keeping a straight face.

[PhilTakken]

how does he not laugh watching that.

[MetaMorphy]

The fellow has a very round about way of talking---not exactly a great prose stylist.

[mantheharpoonz]

what the fuck, why are some people so fanatic about religious beliefs!? who cares if god exists, just spend your time having a good time for yourself on this world!

[WashuBellana]

hahaha Louis going "lalalalalalalala" was hilarious!

[ActivServiceUnit]

Brilliant - Louis' the man!!

[Ari3012]

LMAOF!! This made my week!! In tears:)...Classic!!

[csipy5]

Absolutely clowtastic:))))))))))))))))))

[secondsight131]

WHAT A CLOWN-UM!

[zambimaru]

"converting Korton, bad idea".

[williamxxx1]

THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL

[bedevilledwitheggs]

What a bunch of Anal Balloons!

[fleeperzonk]

THAT IS CORRECTUM.

[somethinglikesarah]

lol i just love it when the two guys start laughing at the nutter...

[Ari3012]

I agree...priceless LOL

[TB303CC]

hahaha i love it

[Westernprovince]

The younger guy is AJ Michaels (the kid) porn star! Louis met him for the porn episode.

[seesnap]

he will channel korton from coaldus for fifty bucks

[swifty1210]

louis got the americans over rofl

[NotPotter]

Just got Theroux's book with a reunion tour of the weird weekends people. It's interesting stuff

[SRatstudio]

I remember seeing this a few years ago! It's so excellent!

[ripple1983]

Wow, a clip from the Xmas special! If anyone has anymore Id love to see them :)

[Chomskyno1]

Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!­ Excuse the lack of constructive scientific analysis in my astonishment!

[emdeeregime]

what episode was this from? I need to see the whole thing... haha

[tommmmmer]

Called 'Weird Xmas' a xmas special, unfortunately is not on DVD, try torrent or the like

[hathome]

I Korton have no relation to that man!!!!