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  • -click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click- "Awesome"

  • "Well hello stranger" My new greeting

  • 2:08 to 2:35 made me pee a little.

  • Yeah...still not working.

  • And this is why I love Nolan North.

  • clickity click click ooo ya

  • wait, we'r all supost to be black?

  • This is officially my micspam for every valve game.

  • "Aaaand... if ANYONE ASKS... i killed you"

  • ya lets do this '' click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

     click click click click click click''

    SHUT UP!!!!!!!

    ''aw crap''

  • Love the Crap Turrets.... Between them and Wheatley this game makes me laugh so much...

  • I'm laughin so hard

  • clicky click click.. right on the money XD

  • NONONONONONONONONOONONONO!!!!!­!!!!!!

    

  • what are you going!?!?!??! NO NO NO NO NO!

  • Clickclickclick,still defective

  • Wrong picture

  • 9 people are defective turrets

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    Oh btw the dturetts sound like tobuscus

  • Comment #666. Mwahahaha.

  • Do turrets get any funnier than this?

  • I'm the thousandth liker of this video. Fuck yeah Defective Turret.

  • 2:08 my favorite part... xD

    Wait wait WAIT AAAHHGRHAGHRGAHRLAHHRALHRAAHH

  • Heelllo... Heeeeelllloo...... He- AW CRAP.

  • hurt me once shame on you,

    hurt me twice,

    "DAMN DAMN CRAP AW CRAP!"

  • "If anyone asks, I killed you."

  • 1:35 - 1:50 Someone needs to make a song out of that.

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  • uh.....BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM..... I'M NOT DEFECTIVE

  • 2:04-2:05 swear to god sounds like carl from aqua teen hunger force

  • "THIS IS JUST PERFEC- oh come on..."

  • NonononoAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • anyone thing it is something Nick from L4D2?

  • "If anybody asks, I killed you."

    This entire thing was the definition of EPIC.

  • At 1:58 " You cant fire me I quiiiitttt"

  • *long series of clicks* fantastic-DONTHURTME!!!

  • UmmmmHelloCrapUhhhh, yeah what?

  • aaaaahhhhhh.... no bullets

  • David Spade?

  • @EagleKammback: Nolan North

  • @dogman15 Yeah, but it sounds like David Spade

  • @EagleKammback with cup over his mouth XD

  • @EagleKammback sounds more like norm macdonald. also this is a lot of funnier than david spade has ever been in his entire life.

  • cant see anything

  • HEllOooO? hEllOoOo? HEl--Aw, crap.

  • i ot this guy! he will die! click click! aw crap!

  • Nonononnonononononnonoo!! Ahhh~!!!

  • hey squeaky voice..give me some of your bullets

  • BLAM.......BLAMBLAMBLAM

  • Yup, still defective..

  • Put me in the game coach!

  • AW CMON YOU GUYS!...totally soundslike cartman

  • Who else sat at this point for 20 minutes in the game just to hear the lines?

  • Nolan motherfuckin North.

  • I like the potato!

  • "I CANT SEE A THING, BETTER OPEN FIRE!" -click click- "Damn.."

  • he sounds like norm macdonald but auto tuned

  • the defective turret is evil when he laughs and he sed hes a bad man

  • sounds like Rick the adventure sphere. also, did anyone notice that the male sounding turrets are defective and the female sounding ones are functional and deadly? sexist aperature..?

  • @TehGiggityninja They're suffering from Projectile Dysfunction, so it makes more sense that they be male, from a pun point of view.

  • turret is spongebob

  • Hey nice potato!

  • "So we're ALL supposed to black right? Not just me, right?" lol to the max

  • Followed by : "Shooting blanks all the time, every time! Aww yeah..."

  • @SCHWARZEGEIST

    I think they said "black," lol

  • @Emilise284

    loz I meant to post: "So we're ALL supposed to be black right? Not just me, right?"

  • @SCHWARZEGEIST Definitely didn't say black....it said blind.

  • i almost made my super skinny jeans explode from laughter after watching 2 minutes

  • Can't see a thing. Better open fire!

    -Me last night playing CoD. Mostly throughout the game, but also when a flashbang was thrown at me.

  • "Owned." "Nice one, so what were you saying?" "Oh, did you see Lost last night? It was the premiere of season 4." "Are they still on that dam island?" "Well yes, they are lost on it and--" "Lame, I was playing call of duty 4. FPS Excellence."

  • The crap turret is my spirit animal.

  • Thee are better then the other ones

  • What are you doing?! Oh wait NONONONONONONONONONO!!!

  • 2:03 Cartman saying "Ah! Come on!"

  • These guys really remind me of Kronk's shoulder angel and shoulder devil...

  • @Omunomu The Infragible Krunk?

  • It's my big chance!

    That ALWAYS gets to me.

    So funny

  • "CLIC,CLICK,CLICK. Yeah still defective."

  • I can hear some underlying tones of the space core.

  • "You can't fire me, I QQUUUUIIIITTTTT!"

  • @mrwoo1 "Why don't I fit in?"

  • Is the defective turret a cowcore (A Cowboy But a Core)?

  • DESMOND'S VOICE! :D

  • DIE POTATO 1:59 noooooooo

  • 2:20 they laugh like me

  • And the winner of Giant Bomb's 2011 Northies goes to....

  • YEAHEH. . . whats happening.

  • HelloCrap LOLOLOLOL

  • "Wait wait wait wait! Aww, come on!"

  • what about "out of ammo oh well lock and load"?

  • better open fire! *click*...*click*click*click* damn....

  • 8 people don't like defectives.

  • Don't thumb up choren64's comment, it has 69 thumbs! It's perfect! If you fuck it up, you will be killed by a defective turret!

  • Hahhaaa Nolan North is awesome :"D

  • Oh Nolan North, I love you in a non-homosexual way of course.

  • @aquadragon89 I love him in a homo way :3 Oh, that camp nazi voice...

  • you're funeral pal.

  • That's the most insightful smart speech i've ever heard sarah palin make

  • Oh, AH CRAP, not again, ah, not now...havent we ALL been there?

  • LOL LOL X5000000000

  • better open fire *clickclickclickclickclick Dang!

  • Nolan North is my god-damn hero

  • "im fired aernt i?"

  • I have a soundboard app for this.

  • This is funny. XD

  • "weeeelll, I tried. Best of luck to you lady!"

  • i like it when he says, "is this a jailbreak" O_O

  • Is this Nick from L4D2?

    Listen carefully.

  • @rebelhero423 The defective turrets and all the personality spheres save Wheatley are played by Nolan North, so no. He did, however, play Nathan Drake in the Uncharted series, Desmond Miles in Assassin's Creed as well as about a million other voices in other video games and cartoons. He's pretty great.

  • @xoShadyJayxo Nolan North is such a great voice actor.

  • @aquadragon89 Very much so.

  • ''Bam bam bam bam bam!! See, I'm not defective!'' xDD

  • me:one who is pete and 2 who is sake

  • turent:where can a guy get bullets around he for petessake

  • Ah i can't see a thing! What just happened? Better open fire *click click click click*

    Dang...

  • "Give 'em Hell Sweetheart."

    Chell:....-.-'

  • where is the batman one??

  • @SuperRabbitJack The"batman" one, he is actually saying "Imma bad man".

  • @mitchellroush kkkooool

  • I want a radio show with these guys

  • You messed with the work turret!! I'm a bad man! Does anyone have any bullets?

  • why is the picture not of defective turrets...?

  • "Take me with you, PLEASE." XD

  • AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDD, no bullets.

  • These guys are frickin' hilarious. And non-leathal as ever.

  • BLAM BLAM!,GIVE ME BULLITS!

  • aw come on!!.give me another chance! im a crap turret

  • aw crap,not again, you saved my bacon

  • Clik clik clikclikclikclikclikclikclikcl­ikclikclikclikclikclikclikclik­ Yeah woohoo!

  • these are freaking hilarious. I love portal 2!

  • I demand an mp3. Totally would hack it up for a ringtone.

  • "CAAAN'T... SAAAY... A THING"

  • @1v1atrix

    *SEE

  • @SeberHusky Typo :/

  • Well he do's make me think of some robot

  • "hello HELLO hell--aw crap"lol

    

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  • Like the potaytah!

  • "I can't see a thing. Better open fire!"

    That's now my catchphrase.

  • Hello? Hello? Hell-oh crap.

  • nice potato

    like the potato

  • "Not getting better with age!"

    "Alright, if anyone asks: I killed you."

  • Alright, if anyone asks, I killed you. XD

  • 1:25 - When do we hear that one? Is that one still in its box?

  • AH i'm fired aren't i...

  • Yeah so were all supposed to be blind, right? Terrific.

  • so this guy voiced nathen drake XD

  • Template?

    Hello.

    Response?

    Crap.

  • do we get eyes at some point? lol!

  • IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR I WILL SHOOT!

  • You gotta love these guys confidence. They're not just faulty and useless, they're AWESOMELY faulty and PROUDLY useless.

  • 6 people are defective

  • my favorite quote at 3:41

  • Funniest character in Portal 2, hands down.

  • " you can't fire me I quiiiiiiiiiiiiit......." lol

  • "Shooting blanks every time. All the time." My favorite.

  • from 3:14 to 3:19 are the best two quotes:

    "Right on the money"

    and

    "shooting blanks every time."

    LMAO

  • What the Hell is Vic from RvB doing in Aperture?

  • "if anyone asks..I killed you!" XD

  • @TheAssasin8975489 not really

  • My brain has offically melted.

  • Hello? Hello! Heehh, ah crap...

  • Hey, High voice! Gimme somma' yer bullets!

  • 1:38 Morse code?

  • "Anyone got any bullets!??!"

  • @brandonetteldorf "I am your sandwich"

  • I like to imagine this is what deadpool sounds like in the comics...

  • I liked the evil laugh segment

  • ¨Put me in the team coach!¨

    *throws the turret away*

    ¨Gimme another chaaaance!¨

  • Be a sport lady and just tell them I killed u!!