Smoking Gun Presents - Worlds Dumbest Animal Encounters

[89nayR]

The kid got his revenge after his dad was recording him. Few month later a cow humped the kid's dad. LOL

[justice4all3000]

those snakes have had their fangs removed....

[mrmrtony007]

xD



[simeon517]

Stupid kid, he told your ass to get in front of the horse and your dumbass still went behind the horse. X'DDDDDD

[Chenolicious1]

Yay, shark! BITE THE MORON'S HAND OFF!!!

[cat21860]

2:38 "Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold." lol, I love the book that's from.

[tconst17]

4:50,,, When Kardashians Attack

[sapiigor]

4:58 Its BULL, NOT cow!!!

[Adfa87]

lame commentators...trying so hard to be funny... annoying

[MrXXFatalisXX]

the snake eating guy is hulk hogan's bangladeshi cousin lol

[Hinatacrush92]

I just wanna point out, #9, the Polar bears name was Binky

[Nightavenger2]

Hey Ali Landry the woman that appeared in a Doritos commercial.

[dragonblood99]

that was a bull not a cow

[crickleymal]

my favourite is where the guy puts his hand in the bull sharks mouth (they are called bull sharks because they are VICUOS)

[crickleymal]

HOW THE HELL ARE WE DOMINANT SPECIES WHEN THERE ARE THESE MORNS AROUND

[Nightavenger2]

@crickleymal You do realize not to generalize. All human beings are fallible, as to why human beings have the ability to think, reason, imagine, create, etc.

[spiceone20]

got milk

[7748smile]

# 16 it looked like a train robbery from the old west XD

[stairmaster3001]

all u need is a 22 rifle to get ridof the seagle damn

[popetottle]

@stairmaster3001 naw more like a shotgun really hard to hit a seagle with a 22.

[joe52496]

just let the polar bear have them XD if they were that stupid they deserve whatever they got from it and more from getting so close to an animal that could kill you with one swipe with its paw

[0Iluvater0]

Who the fuck is dumb enough to climb over TWO fences and stand next to a friggin' Polar Bear cage?

[Obinn77]

@0Iluvater0 Thrill Seekers Bro, Thrill Seekers

[raciu2010]

whaaaaaat? what about the duck who hit fabio?

[tennisbabee08]

15:35 lmao Godfrey

[IguanaMan986]

Smoking chimp Ha Ha Ha Ha 

[xXDarkxXxButterflyXx]

I Love this show

[Tzondo]

ahhhh when he ate those snakes! :(

[12Sarahgirl]

15:44 Cracked me up xD

[dinosgorawr345]

Is it just me that would be excited that a panda was trying to eat my shirt?

[AlllamericanQB]

Aha that seagull is doing blitzkrieg bombing runs!

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

@AlllamericanQB I'd have grabbed a shotgun and blown that feathered fuck right out of the air

[wtfrutlkingbt]

@KalebDeanGrim13mm - I would carry a tennis racket around with me!

[AlllamericanQB]

They should have made more of these, almost as good as criminal series...which was easily the best

[moret25]

5:35 rofl todd was so funny when he was mimicin the cow!

[fuzzmaster21332]

Ohhhhhh I get it owmygawd... Oh my god hehe funny....

[SupremeKingHaouJudai]

That person who breached the bars sperating the Polar Bear needed to have their fucking leg bit off.

[7748smile]

9:10 RISE OF THE PLANIT OF THE APES!!!

[draagon9900]

how the hell dose a cow humping a man turn me on ?

[UndeadWolfofAshes]

Lol, actually, the panda is more closely related to the cat.

[luckystar123451]

@UndeadWolfofAshes no it is a bear not a cat and people thought it was like a racoon not a cat they proved it was indeed a bear look it up

[UndeadWolfofAshes]

@luckystar123451 Not what I heard, and i pay attention to animal planet and the discovery channel like a televangelist.

[MistaFunk12]

Are you sure Blinky isn't just bi-WINNING?

[kristineohkristine]

"Stay gold, Ponyboy." OMFG. We JUST got done reading that book in English. Woah.

[illbuyyourniknak]

Lol as soon as that pregnant tiger hit the ground, she was like "RUN YOU LIL' MOTHERFUCKERS, RUN!!!!!!!!" :)

[kottonklown]

If i ever win the lottery ima get a crocodile and feed it purebred chihuahuas and shih tzus and all those small shit dogs just cuz theyre worthless piles of fur.

[Chrisfragger1]

You know snakes tend to deficate as a defence so this guy is eating snakes that are most likely pissing/shitting themselves as they are being eaten.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

No animals were harmed in the making of this television program.

...yet many people were and that is somehow just fine :/

[yettii0077]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx when they are that dumb then it is fine...

[JupeAma]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx because of their own stupidity so yes, it is fine

[GoemonNinja]

@JupeAma And the fact that there are so many more humans than animals.

[Kondorm69]

@JupeAma Yes, sir! We don't give a sh*t how many people get hurt or killed, as long as no animal comes to harm. At the polar bear scene I was like GO BEAR!

[benjie414]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx

it's "just fine" because humans kill billions billions of animal a year. animals kill about 100 humans a year. and all of them were in the animal's territory.

[ExFhailure]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx Humans do the things they do when they have the knowledge to know better, animals on the other hand act out of instinct with little if any conscious thought, so even if humans were harmed in the making of this I wouldn't care. Tired of seeing animals get punished because of humans anyway.

[enpeethree]

where's the clip of the tiger that peed on the idiot that got too close?

[FrailShiver]

@enpeethree Oh I just saw that one, I think it was in one of those Dumbest Lovers episode. *Causing peeing is love*

[kupalol123]

the animal olympics was awesome

[JevyJav]

The way that panda bear casually walked up to the guy on the fence and proceeded to maul him is fucking priceless

[89nayR]

the kid slept w/ his croc O_o well thats probably why it's all white O-o

[89nayR]

1 person got humped by a cow and got attacked by a turkey

[batmenclan]

omg omg gabriel iglesias talked about gator land i called it!!!! :))))

[SidRulz100]

01:29 It needs to be about 20% cooler.

[draconiclady0610]

I Could have an AK-47 and I would still run the *&^% away from a turkey. I hate birds, as long as they stay in the trees and leave me be, I'm fine, it gets near me, I either run or get someone to get rid of it. Me and birds do not get along. Never have, never will

[mcmackmt]

one fucking seagull? really? i've been chased by 30 of those winged bastards for bringing food on the beach. that sucked.

[thetruthcanbeodd]

@RMan7580 lol rofl

[loveclevelandohio1]

Thank You for uploading this.

[Russell192Talks]

The Dalmatian was a pretty lame one. And no cop should give a pizza deliverer a ticket come on. Fuck all COPS!

[Purplelady0790]

I don't get it they have really high barriers, sometimes more then one, signs warning u not to enter, and zoo keepers also warning u not to go near. When are people going ot learn that the fences and other barriers are there for a reason. those aren't put up as an extra obstacle or challenge to see if u can go over them, they are there so u can't and giv u an idea not to go in or near the damn habitat, esp. o a carnivore. what idiots.  damn it.

[Purplelady0790]

The father warned his son that deliberatly disobeyed him. I hope the father didn't get in trouble for this becuase he warned him.

[RayneSaltair]

"Who wants Fabio to do anything?" Jumps up and down waving my hand me me ohh ohh pick me.

[jayrichards23ok]

i learned the hard way not to get behind a horse, while my dad and grandpa stood laughing until i got kicked then i got my ass spanked and told i knew better....

[BishounenLuvr]

This show is cool and all but I think some of the things the commenters say are really subconciously spreading insensitivity. Like saying that someone who is in danger deserves whatever they get? I mean yeah it's dumb, but I mean eventually ppl will just pull out a camera or just watch when someone needs help. Also reffering to shooting an animal, like that turkey, just for chasing you. I dunno just seems ppl will start to laugh at the harm of others or the death of others alittle too much -_-.

[princesstamika]

@BishounenLuvr I've felt that way about the commentators recently. Some of the comments are ignorant or just so...spiteful. And you can tell half the comedians, bless them, don't have the GUTS to do anything adventurous and just shit on those who do. And I'm someone who prefers the comedians to people like Bonaduce and Tonya.

[RayneSaltair]

@BishounenLuvr Yeah but what about sensitivity to the animal? If someone can't follow basic directions to protect themselves at least have the decency not to get the animal shot with a tranquilizer and beaten. I hope they banned that stupid woman from the zoo.

[SidRulz100]

The only time I got behind a horse was when I scared Fluttershy. She was a pony, they're slightly shorter.

[andeepandee2]

Thanks a bunch for making me laugh! Worlds Dumbest is my F~A~V~O~R~I~T~E show! :o)

[ingrid98R]

u no panda baers used to eat meat at one piont.

[SuperWestor]

11 "snakes on a plate" um.......

WTF!!!!!

[NatEpic]

I keep thinking, NO I DON'T WANNA FUCKING WAIT FOR THE COMERCAILS, IWANNA SEE THE # 13 NOW!!!! then i remember ohh yea... This is on youtube :3 XDD.

[thegreenbastard42011]

i eat corn and my duty is like lmao

[dawg1157]

If I were the zoo keeper....I would be smoking blunts with that chimp all day long :D

[Jazive101]

**** the slop... i'm ******* pop

[banmidoulover06]

@ Spot #10- *claps enthusiastically for Blinky*

[PenguinPaladin]

@banmidoulover06 Oh, that was in the Darwin Awards! (Honorable Mention, since she didn't die) A local group even made a pic with him holding the sneaker on a t-shirt.

[banmidoulover06]

@PenguinPaladin Really?

[PenguinPaladin]

@banmidoulover06 Yup. (Can't remember which volume, but it was in one of the Darwin Awards books.)

[banmidoulover06]

11:34- Really?

Who here agrees that that's an understatement?

[TahirK1189]

I do agree that if you climb over two safety fences you deserve what you get

[PhuNguyen88]

got fucked by the cow eh...thats sad !

[Dancergirl600]

A man is eating snakes while they are alive, goodness snakes bite him in the face, it is so easy

[chicago92100]

Jo Koy is so funny

[JmanTheWerewolf]

if a raccoon did that to my house. i would kill it and eat it for dinner. no joke.

[DarkRubberDucky]

41:17 I love that the guy yells "GET OUT" and the raccoon looks at him with a hurt look on his little fury face.

[RyoWolfever]

@DarkRubberDucky he didnt look furious at all!

kinda sweet actually

[DarkRubberDucky]

@RyoWolfever Sorry, furry*. =D So cute!

[TheShadowBoy15]

the smoking monkey,that's bad ass lol

[BBall0027]

(1960s-70s TV Joke alert) And Danny is speaking from experience at 0:35

40:24 If early-to-mid-2000s video games were real, the guy filming wouldn't have a camera. He also wouldn't have his TV, stereo, and computer.

[RetroVideoFan]

Loni: Moooo! Moooo!

Tonya: Woo hoo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[FrostbittenWolf]

Scaling multiple safety fences to get close to an intelligent and aggressive carnivore that weighs over 500 pounds?

The real tragedy here is that she survived. So much for natural selection.

[0Iluvater0]

@FrostbittenWolf Reverse Darwinism "survival of the most idiotic" it sucks... 

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

@FrostbittenWolf No crap

[BBall0027]

Yes, someone who posted this without commercials