Steven the Vegan - Olde English Sketch Comedy

[OldKingSol]

But seriously, now - are bees really "animals"? Huh? Huh?  ;-)

Kidding, I know the "vegan way". ;-)

[basilbushbaby]

:D

[carnage101]

LMAO! This video is great. I can relate to this guy but I'm pretty good at shutting people up who ask annoying questions.

[sessehomaru99]

I'm a vegan and I found it funny :D

[sweetness1025]

I love this! I'm a vegan and conversations like this are entertaining but they can get annoying :)

[SubconsciousGatherer]

Where can I get this recipe?

[1enzeder]

I'm kind of a vegetarian. I only eat vegetables and animals that only eat vegetables.

[hanspeterpitsch]

@1enzeder That's pretty funny

[ThumperBunny43]

Animal eaters have far more rage in them than any vegan I've ever met. A person has to be a bit sadistic or completely out of touch with their food to eat animals.

[perciusmandate]

@ThumperBunny43 So nearly every person in the history of humankind is a sadist?

[JimHolland8]

I don't Cook HAM!!!

[honeyhiker]

This is so funny! Great parody on all the ignorant questions and comments you get asked so often : )

[VeganGirl1011]

tht is funny r u really a vegan? I iz :)

[TokyoSliding]

lol a Schizophrenic Vegan

[MachtMehrMusik]

@TokyoSliding What does being shizo have to do with his behaviour?!

[blueshampoo44]

Im a vegan and I thought this was great! I can't tell you how many times Ive had conversations like this!

[PvtChuff]

if god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of tasty meat

[GWR4079]

lets not kill and chop a big chunk out of a living cow so it does not have to die LMAO

[relentless62]

All of you who are mocking animals suffering and dying have no clue in the whole factory farming practices of the years of torture they go through, in addition to the health issues. These are the reasons why people become vegans, obviously of which you are uneducated about. Ignorance is obviously bliss.

[GWR4079]

who gives a flying fuck its food at the end of the day and if you use your head if there was sumthing bigger and smarter than us they would do the same to use its called the food chain have you ever sen a fox kill a rabbit or ever heard of a maggot eat a dead animal to become a fly then to repeat this or even a whale eating shrimp THIS IS A DOG EAT DOG WORLD STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!

[1enzeder]

@relentless62 I love animals. They're delicious.

[onemind1]

shut the fuck up and eat meat

[LaddersIntoLeitrim]

Other animals dont mind the cruelty involved in killing their prey and neither do I. We're also animals. Evolution has allowed me to be able to kill whatever i want for food. I'm not gonna ignore that gracious gift. I'm gonna use it every day. By eating dead cows. Cows should learn to adapt. Fight back you pansies!

[kahgarak]

Hoo-rah! We're the fucking superior race, and those who think we should leave animals who are lower on the food chain alone are no more worth than the animals themselves.

You, my good sir, are RIGHT.

[LaniLove7]

Except for what's inside our stomachs....lol

[OliTheShayman]

This is funny. and I have nothing against vegans or meat eaters, and i think you should stop being mean to each other just because you're different. We're all the same inside.

[BaritoneSammy]

You mean made of meat? =P

[OliTheShayman]

Indeed. It's the circle of life, and if some people don't like it then fairy snuff.

[thelastglance]

Fucking vegans, lol.

[rameshbas]

Steak, Chicken,Ham etc all involve violence and killing. However Milk and vegetable involve no killing. Pure veg need to avoid Honey also.

[judynoel]

Hilarious!!!

[puffsters269]

whats the point of a honey substitute? seem pointless to me.. if u are going to sware off any product of a animal.. then dont try to imitate something from an animal. thats just stupid

[doitinasubmarine]

Why not? I like the taste of meat but not the cruelty involved. Why shouldn't I try and substitute it?

[VolcanicPenguin]

Proud vegetarian here. :3

I think alot of vegans eat honey tho. :P

[SimonSays311]

That was hilarious! hahaha

[EmpireOvChaos]

being a vegan is great... i feel a lot better since i quited with meat such shit... have more energy and just feel better!

VEGAN FOR LIFE

[Berserker07]

know the vegan

hate the vegan

kill the vegan

optional: eat the vegan

[Sovietunion1337]

Vegans are retarded.

[Polenar]

being a vegan is just like having cancer, you die slowly and in pain

[behappy108]

Nice work .

[FriendsTillTheEnd11]

OMG Soooo funny!!! Love it!

[animeaddict]

oh my gawsh, so hilarious I love this videoo. FAVORITED!!

[NamesED]

imagine somebody punches him in the face when he says vegan

[bea4anrq12]

What if while the monkey was making the sandwich, he died?

THAT IS IT!!!!!

[Zpik3]

What if the monkey was making a sandwich, and then jizzed in it...?

[MrGallenp]

ANIMAL PRODUCT!!!! lol

[manaliveblog]

haha i love this

[dontfearthechange]

that kitchen was to clean

[manaliveblog]

hahaha! that was great.

[bhappyboutique]

hahahaha love it

[effectsgroup]

What the?!!!! Hilarious!

[maliciouskami]

lol this is adorable

[JeNNiiNATOR]

"What if it has been cooked for a really long time?"

"Then it STILL comes from an animal and I STILL don't eat it."

[benaddictionZ]

hahaha!at first i was like ...wtf... but then it got really funny :D

[meowrawrhiss]

"What about human milk?"

XD

[msKebah]

I have gotten the human milk question. My normal explantory answer was replaced by WTF? U go vegan!

[oywidapoodles]

"What if the person is a 'vegetable'?" LMAO!

[Raso8k]

i love this video its hilarious

[nashbored1231]

sweet

[cacycutes]

THATZ FRiiKKiiN HiiLARiiOUS!!

[LyeLye]

i ask my sister questions like that all the time, she gets pissed. *waves delicious smelling burger in her face* so you wouldnt eat this??? *wafts the fumes in her nose* mmmmmmm

[corkie5555]

LMAO thats awesome dude haha

[lingnoelle]

It's funny how much rage vegans have pent up inside them.

[CheeseFilledLove]

Of course we have rage! We're hungry people!

[nedarb0]

Says the person with the username CheeseFilledLove. I thought you couldnt eat cheese!!!! *suspicious look*

[doughnutdoofus1]

XD i hate it when ppl kep asking me questions like that.

[narcoticdruid]

ah, the mighty roars of a vegan

lol this is great, 5 stars

[MasakoDaisuke]

I don't like the V sign with the fingers in front of his mouth ya know..lol I was cracking up though Ben is cool!

[BabyConan41]

he never answered the last question...

[LyrcaVirgin]

STIIL funny. My god, well done.

[brinda08]

haha im a vegan and its surprising how many people are this annoying.

[rollelashae]

lol

[LyrcaVirgin]

God damm, thats funny "what the fuck is this?"

[mMmmc0ffee]

HAHAHAHA!! oh my freakin gosh hahahah

[FunkyFiddler94]

it must have been fun to smash all of that fine china!!! LMAO XD

[ruinmyass]

life feeds on life.

plants are living organisms too! please stop eating all plants and plant by products.

[gfhhst]

if a vegan is starving on an island `any half sane person would eat meat

[BeckRocks]

hahaha i love this!! I watch it over and over. I get asked dumb questions just like these everyday and I know exactly how he feels!

[JohnnyPeaches]

this is quite possibly my favorite one

[nailartgirl]

tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee tee hee

Olde English Rox!

[RoxyS2]

omg at the end

Steven: The f*** is this? I DON'T COOK HAM!

lmao!

[nizlopi3]

LMAO!! I love olde english. But honestly how many re-posts does this need?!

[yhana21]

What is this!?  i don't cook ham!! LoL

[emilyisace]

haha

[LoveForAAR]

Hahah! I feel you!

[MalAmen666]

Well, if a monkey made him a sandwich, it would be an animal related food, just like honey, since the bees don't "produce", they "make" it, and the monkey would be "making" the sandwich.

I'm thinking too much on the monkey, am I not? Darn...

[dadespotis]

LOL

[LyMrik]

Olde English, you guys are really funny. Great skits, SNL needs your help.

[tellyouwhat]

he might not eat meat but he sure smokes pole!

[FantasyParadox]

"What the fuck is this? I DONT COOK HAM!"

I love this guy.

[meadowofpants]

It's sad how well I can relate

(Yes, I am a vegetarian. Not a vegan, but we get the SAME ANNOYING QUESTIONS)

[rocktzar]

love olde english

[pybms06]

the end was funny

[zakaru101978]

I love this! Very cool!

[KraZvEgGyBuRgEr]

Funny

[DenverrrMaxxx]

This is adorable.