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  • 3:06 is a reference to Alexei Sayle saying he's not a communist anymore cause "it didn't work out" and only Phil gets it LOLOL

  • Mette Lindberg is so adorable :3

  • yep blue got back together , and lost Eurovision for us , oh well the rest of europe defiantly hate us now so were never gonna win

  • 4.09 someone got bitch slaped like a baby!!

  • i think i'm in love with mette lindberg :D

  • @Generation1Terrorist i know shes awesome. her band are fucking great as well

  • @RyanGiggsOBE yeah, the Asteroids Galaxy tour are so underrated

  • Am I the only one to go and check Phil's wikipedia after watching this? :)

  • @MichaelNUFC897 I did! :D And I found out he has the same birthday as me! :)

  • @rubymay2506

    lol thats cool. i dont think we were the only ones to do it tho!

  • theres a plate at stake people!!!!

  • Lee is taking it very well for a moron ! Simon Amstell is god - in a gay way xxxxxxxxxxxhaha spell check !!

    x

  • Lee is taking it very well for a moron ! Somin Amstell is god - in a gay way xxxxxxxxxxxx

  • phil and mette made a nice pair in the intros

  • I am mesmerised by Simon's hair...

    

  • i know taking the piss out of lee is fun. but i wish they spoke to mette more. TAGT are such a great band. and she is fucking awesome

    mette lindberg = perfection

  • I hate how they take the mick out of Mette :/

  • mette lindberg is really hot

  • Holy shit Mette Lindberg is such a babe!

  • No, it was Propane. J/k. Oh dear god, I just typed J/k, someone please assassinate me now.

  • No, it was Propane. J/k

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  • members of Blue actually being able to laugh at themselves and not get angry at Simon's hilarious jokes makes me actually not mind Blue, the members, not the music XD

  • Lee's a really good sport about it all. :)

    LOVE Simon!

  • "you've got a knee, tell us about that."

    "I've got two!"

    "SHE'S GOT TWO!"

  • Simon looks uber adorable there! <3

  • 'There's a plate at stake people!' HAHA gets me everytime!x

  • TAKE THAT FASCISTS !!!

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  • "Blue were communists...in that it didn't work out" AWESOME

  • You read a fact in the news of the world? Not from now on Mat.

  • Lee takes a pummeling in this one and he took it very well - must be used to it

  • funny thing is the heavy was a direct to dvd release

  • hahaha simon i love you

  • I love how Simon says something so offensive, then just turns it right round and makes everybody piss themselves.

  • Mette is so hot.

  • I would like to see an episode with Simon Amstell. And all 4 members of Blue. For an hour. Wait strike that. For a day. Wonderful.

  • Mette Lindberg is pretty.

  • "watch it i'll slap ya"

    "Slap the others for leaving them mothers!" haha

    What a comeback, simon amsell, You LEGEND!

  • There is a plate at stake here, people!!!

  • If Blue were communists, wouldn't they be Red?

  • LEE<3

  • Dappy vs Lee Ryan.

    Who is the dumbest?

    Who got an a star in gsce?

  • Katy Brand is about as unfunny and fat as Jo Brand. I wonder if they're related

  • @mrlacey888 Correct. All overweight comedians that you dislike are related.

  • @DietDrMario Ah, but you forget the same surname was mentioned.

  • @mrlacey888 Thats still not logic enough to claim they are related... Does this also mean Russell Brand is related to them too?

  • @DietDrMario I think you might be on to something there.. But then again I do like him and he's not overweight.. And now I realise I'm just trying to annoy you for no reason, i do apologise.

  • @mrlacey888 /:-I Im not sure if im being trolled or not O_o

  • @DietDrMario Why what the devil is trolling good sir? ;)

  • Mette Lindberg is amazing.

  • Oh Simon, I love you.

  • "THERE'S A PLATE AT STAKE, PEOPLE!"

  • Simon's whole "Wright Stuff" speech was amazing. <3

  • "Blue were communists... In that they didn't work out" Hahaaaaaaaaaa! Love you Amstell.

  • I like Katy Brand :)

  • i find katy brand strangely attractive.

  • shut up katy brand lee ryans funnier than you

  • WARNING: do not take a drink water at 8:50 i just spat it out all over my notes and books because of the sudden laughing fit i got XD

  • Phill's and Mette's second intro (from about 7:57) was amazing. I replayed it about twenty times in a row without even realizing what I was doing.

  • the blonde girl is too cute

  • @srw9 She has TWO knees

  • does anybody know the name of the song the keep playing the clip of??

  • @kuarongo I think it's called 'breathe easy'

  • 5:12-5:19 for best simon amstell joke :)

  • blue were communist...in that it didn't work out! hah great line!

  • lee ryan is a CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheLjb28 u might not like blue or music full stop but the way he took the insults.... u have to give hime credit...

  • "Do you ever have a caller that doesn't start with 'I'm not racist but'?" Classic. :P

  • whats that song Simon mocks Lee with??

    .. part of me wants to hear it.

  • is he retarded??

  • Lee Ryan is an attention seeking twat!

  • I love mark wastons voice! its hilarious!! :)

  • There's a plate at stake, people!

  • I didnt think it was possible to love Simon anymore, but his Lee Ryan impression has proved me so, so wrong.

  • 2 years on i have no recollection of her on phils team

  • I liked Blue...lol

  • Lee is a surprisingly good sport about it all. He really does get the piss taken out of him a lot. :p

  • @mallikahd Same with Anthony Costa. The Blue boys are good sports

  • @sess2011 Oh, yeaaah, right! Totally forgot about about that episode. :p Such a good one as well. :D

  • you look down up then point *dose so* *ryan laughs*.

    oh thats brilliant.

  • your not under contract to do anything.... Classic !!!!!

  • simons face when he says "but where else am i going to get all my lee ryan films" is so great.

  • simons face when he says "but where else am im going to get all my lee ryan films" is so ADORABLE!

  • Wow, Mette actually made that intros-round, sound really good. First time ever it has sound good :P

  • "Like being in a room with Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams. Yeah and look at them now. Phil - Nazi's."

    Classic........

  • Hey how do you know it Phil?

    BECAUSE HE SAID IT!

  • I really like how the guests who used to be in Blue just sit there and take it. Although, they probably know by now how shit they were. Unlike Preston.

  • TWO knees! Two!

  • I can't imagine the cute Simon having sex, but by 9:02....it's like huh....that's about right

  • Katy Brand is SO annoying. Not just because she is ugly and fat, she is not funny at all. Shut your bloody mouth!

  • Mette is so adorable

  • The ex-Blues are all good sports. It's great ^^

  • LooooL

    Take That, fascists??? hahahaha

    Love this episode! x

  • are take that fascists???!!!! hahaha

  • Is it just me, or do they always put the petite girls on Phill's team?

  • phil "you can't trust the internet simon"

    simon "but where else am i going to get my lee ryan films?"

    CLASSIC

  • Phil and that sexy woman provided the best ever intros round. I suddenly wanted to do both of them...

  • I love how Simon insults everyone, but he does it in such a cute way that you can't get angry at him. Unless you're preston

  • @IceCreamDoodle Who is a huge douche.

  • Lee ryan is adorable. He's a twat but absolutely adorable.

  • 9:00 - 9:07 THIS IS WHY I LOVE SIMON <3

  • @Jerichoooonly me too. what i would do!!!!

  • I wish I was on the show if just to show off my rather sad enormous knowledge of the arctic monkeys.

  • I question Lee's choice of a scoop-neck under a rather feminine cardigan... O_o

    And I felt sort of sorry for him right up until he slapped Mark.

  • Lee is like when anthony was on the show, they both take the abuse from simon really well lol they seem like nice enough guys

  • @rob2bankai Preston needs to take a page out of their books. That episode where Preston walked off was ridiculous.

  • Take That are fascists? XD

  • "Slap the others for leaving those mothers" lol :D

  • i hate leee

  • @XAnneTinkerbellX =O why?? he is like....one of my fave celebrity crushes of mine!! how can you hate him?? x

  • "Down, up, then point." :D

  • katy Brand isn't funny.

  • how can you be slapped and be fine about it

  • lee ryan is such a prick, hahaha.

  • Mette is a real beauty.

  • I wonder what mette says to Simon after his lipching bit. Cause I just noticed it!

  • @DirectrissKat i think she was helping him up

  • lol when mette's laughin she kinda looks like a even prettier version of kirsten dunst.

  • "where else am i going to get my lee ryan films" LOOL simon...too bad hes gayyy :(

  • what is simon saying at 3.06 before phil bursts into laughter...i just don't get it :/

  • @antitainment He said "Blue were communists... it didn't work out"

  • @Seandg hahahaha now it all makes sense! thank you :)

  • @antitainment "Blue were communists" (i think)

  • mette is so hot dude

  • anthony costa was way better on it, show hasn't been the same with out simon!

  • Haha love them takin the piss outta Lee.. He's a tosser and saddo and a weirdo

  • How the fuck do you get ran over by a GOLF BUGGY!!! What a pillock she doesn't stand a chance if the judge has the least bit of common sense lol

  • "Blue were Communists.... in that it didn't work out"

    Genius.

  • Who on Earth is making Simon so happy under that table and how can I contact him?!

  • @loveress well said lolol nice lol

  • Yay Mette =D

    I thought Lee took all the abuse well. I'm not a fan of Blue, but I thought that comment about leaving the mothers was a bit out of order.

  • I could just sit here all day and listen to Phil Jupitus' laugh, it makes me laugh every single time!

  • Lee's engaged? oO I thought he's queer!

  • 8:51 - 9:05 !! L O L

  • mette reminds me of the evil stepmother from sleepy hollow, 'sexily evil'

  • is it bad to say that i just wanna maul simon? :)

  • im in love with mette

  • ooohh good christ mette is fine

  • I think Mette's so naturally beautiful.. And she's unique too. - Hasn't gone on with slaggy clothes, straightened hair and layers of foundation.

    Kudos to the girl. (:

    Haha. Simon is AMAZING! :') <3

    Lee is such a good sport as well. It's so awesome he can laugh at himself. (:

  • She's adorable! I love that accent :)

  • I completely agree with you. (:

    Are you frrom Cornwall?

  • Yeah, St Ives :)

  • Ooh, I live in Camborne.

    Hahaa, right by you. (:

    What are the chances? xD

  • Wow.... thats weird! Haha

    Nice to meet you :P

  • I just had a look online, i cant find Lee Ryans film anywhere

  • @ambersephiroth I just looked it up on Wikipedia and apparently it's set for release this Spring.

    But this episode was filmed in 2008....LOL

  • Looking forword to it, Cheers

  • Erm.. If type in The Heavy on Google, loads of results come up.

  • @ambersephiroth The film is set for release in the UK in the Spring of 2010

  • why did lee slap him?? xD

  • where is the superfly girl from?? Sweden?

  • denmark

  • They're so lucky that Lee Ryan is a good sport.

  • 4:40 Lee Ryan looks like he has either a butterfly, the letter B or the number 8 tattoo'd behind his ear...

    I really hope it's a butterfly. :D

  • it's not a butterfly or a 8 but two heart's!;) because he is engaged!;)

  • SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON :D

    you just have to love him !

  • mette is dreamy

  • OMG!AHAHHA....... Lee's smile is the most wonderful thing in the whole world!!!!^.^

  • I love you Mette

  • that leewat a turd but i do feel for him

  • i've got two!

  • Oh, Mette Lindberg, you're perfect.

  • Mette has to be one of the cutest women ever. Love her accent as well

  • The two comments above me are spot on, but i can only like one...so it'll be the first one posted that I saw.

  • Lee's smile is so cute.

  • Simon :)

  • I like how Simon can't really make fun of Mette because she's just so cheerful and nice, sitting there looking like a big sun flower.

  • @RosieGrl26

    i love mette, she cute pretty amazing at singing and funny!

  • Lee seems like a nice guy actually, I sort of feel sorry for him...

  • Simon doing that song....omg i was dying laughing!

  • mette is such a babe!

  • Simon kinda looks like Duckie from Pretty in Pink here.

  • "You're not under contract to do anything"

  • Mette is so cute <3