Black Jokes Part 1

[Rox159th]

They're called offensive and this video is african american.

[DMlax4]

i have a black guy in my family tree......hes still hanging there

[WiZ09100]

u got #2 wrong

its why do black people have white palms

A:because when god spay painted them their hands were on the wall.

[Life2Loveification]

This was absolutely repulsive

[Carsun522]

Im offensive and i find this black

[3underdog9]

Just because your black dosnt mean your slave descendant. There were also white slaves. Slaves here had it better than slaves in Africa. And black people you are black not African American.. Your a black American.. Most of you can't even name an africian tribe

[adamtheape]

back in the 80s jessie jackson came up with this thing called ACORN. well i just found out what it stood for, AFRICAN CAUSE OF RETARDED NIGGERS!

[ballwashinfruit65]

a cowboy and a black and an indian sittin round the campfire the indian says "first we were many now we are few" the black says "first we werefew now we are many" the cowboy says "thats cuz we have not played cowboys and niggers yet"

[smallgohan]

Damn. Yall got thaet raat. i haeyt the dayum necrows cuz they steal all the dayum checkin and come in ayur cuntary raypin r whaat hoes. WHAAT PAER WHAAT PAER WHAAT PAER. Lol joke not really (im black )

[Riyuaz]

This video is honestly pathetic, childish, and defintiely not funny. U say ur not raicist but u post raicst jokes on youtube. Get a life u ass wipes, its fucking 2012 and guess what? We have a fucking black president so yeah LMAO

[gothicfan51]

@Riyuaz Another person not getting the jokes.

But to annoy you I will tell a racist joke now:

Why isn't there any black people in Flinstones?

cause they were still monkeys.

[Riyuaz]

People who make videos of racist jokes are aparently racist. Don't make the video and say ur not racist because u certaintly are.

[aryaeLOvesyousmile]

NO THIS VIDEO IS FOR CRACKERS NOT NIGGAS WHO THE FUCK SAYS NIGGER THAT SHOWS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL

[aryaeLOvesyousmile]

AND I YALL HATE BLACK PEOPLE SO MUCH THEM MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DAMN COUNTRY HOW BOUT THAT U MUCH FUCKIN POWDERED DOUNUTS SHOOT THAT GOD FOR DR.KING CUZ IF I WAZ AH SLAVE I WOULDNT BE ONE THE WHITE PEOPLE WOULD I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF JOINGN THE KKK THEN YALL WHITE ASSES DO

[caticia1]

half of those jokes weren't even funny.

[singerkid2011]

what happens when you mix black and white?!?!?!?!.........

you get micheal jackson

[ihodges215121]

whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire... a snow tire doesnt sing if you put chains on it. P.S. im not racist i just like their jokes

[Riyuaz]

@ihodges215121

What if ppl start making jokes abt white ppl? watch millions of ppl posting insulting shitt because their mad even tho its just jokes.

[ManVSLiquid]

what is the difference between a jewish boy or a boy scout

a boy scout returns home from camp

[crazylover828]

Like if u think the worst mistake the united states ever made was freeing the slaves! Fuck Niggers . Together we can get them back to there filthy Africa! Like

[Riyuaz]

@crazylover828

Thats just too bad ins't dip shitt because we have a black president!

[KEYVON736]

IM BLACK MYSELF BUT THOSE ARE FUNNY

[MultiBlackjack24]

the two most famous black women in American history are...

Aunt Jemima and Mutha fucker

[shanebrennan0123]

Why were most of the US troops in Iraq who were killed black?

Because when someone shouted out "Everybody get down!", the black guys started dancing.

[karmalevel]

LMAO!! 

[pjc518]

why are black people so tall? (cause there negros knee grows) lol

[Brute9473]

Why is there hardly any black people in the MLB?

Because there to busy stealing bases.

[Camoguru69]

@SomeRandomBiscuit That's just no

[RKO8443]

Why are us black people so good at basketball. Because we shoot and steal!!!!

[PrettyBoyGotSwaagg]

wat sup wit all the black jokes. this is bs u f-in raciest  u cunt

[LeonBarnardtGuitar]

why doesnt black people like country music?? cause everytime they hear there's a ho-down they think someone shot they're sister xD

[Mrleafsfan93]

There are 3 things I cant stand:

1. NIggers 2.Racists 3.Hypocrits

[SuperTriixx]

Whats the one work that start with N and ends with R and you should never call a black person. Neighbor

[patdaman2]

why do black people get buried 12 foot under the ground... because deep deep down there very nice people looooool

[NightXFlash]

YEA! FUCK NIGGERS!!

[capo200christian]

how do you put 1.000 Jews on a car?

by trowing a nickle in there

[susanmommy1]

what do u call a nigger midget in ireland? a lepraCOON

[TWang1985]

-What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?

-I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. 

[MultiMitch666]

Lmao!

[TheBasskidd]

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU SEE YOUR TV FLOATING IN THE DARK? DROP IT NIGGA!!

[tinyman12323]

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

[TheFhernan123]

@RMadridFan97 for your information I'm not black I'm 100% Mexican and proud of it..so if you ain't laughing then you ain't living.

[TheFhernan123]

Q: why do Mexicans where pointed boots A:so that they fit in the fence there jumping.

[RMadridFan97]

@TheFhernan123 i bet ur black

[TheFhernan123]

Q: why do Mexicans where pointed boots A:so that they fit in the fence there jumping

[FlyBoyNick30]

i got a mexican joke ok so whats a mexicans favorite sport

CROSS-COUNTRY

[stherianthrope]

Yay! Racist jokes! Hail Hitler!

[Aborza123]

FUCK NIGGERS

[AsianThongDancers]

why are black people tall...because there knee Grows (negros)

[redreaper2020]

I'd make some comment about how it's not politically correct and I'm offended and all that shit, but they're pretty much true.

[FUCKWEZZY26]

I GOT 1

WHAT U DO WHEN U SEE A NIGGER JUMPIN IN ONE LEG?

STOP LAUGHING RELOAD....LOL

[FATANDAHALF]

How do they say "Fuck You" in Los Angeles? Trust Me.

[vampyr1990]

LOL! Those are good jokes! I have a joke that I am going to copyright today, a white guy goes into a hospital and he's in pain, something is wrong with his leg, and he says " I can't wait till my knee grows back!" ( Negros) and the black guy punches him and the white guy says " What was that for?" LOL! I still laugh at that joke I made! I love the second one you cam up with Laughed my ass off when I heard that one, and hey we are all a little racist I'm native american... NEGROS! HA HA HA!

[TheAdrenAlineShot]

The 210 People That Disliked This Were Black !

[residentevilfreakk55]

What's the difference between a nigger, and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

[residentevilfreakk55]

There's a Chinese guy, a Mexican, and an American on a plane.

They all must throw one thing that they have too much of in their country.

The Chinese guy takes a bowl of rice and says "We have too much of us these in our country." (Throws it off the plane)

The Mexican takes a taco, and says " We have too many of these in our country." (Throws it off the plane)

The American picks up the Mexican and says" We have WAY too many of these in our country." (Throws him of the plane) :)

[residentevilfreakk55]

What do you call a Mexican on the moon?

A problem

What do you call two Mexicans on the moon?

A bigger problem

What do you call ALL Mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved :)

[residentevilfreakk55]

How can you tell how many Mexicans are in your neighborhood?

Roll a quarter down the street

[residentevilfreakk55]

How can you tell when it's a Mexican's birthday?

Check to see if your bike it stolen

[element115infication]

racist

[CoreyL11]

What do you call a black doctor?

A nigger

[denimco19]

i am personally not getting offended but the second joke really gets me laughing considering that white people stole another race's land by spreading unknown illness through their villages and then enslaved a whole race for over 500 years because they thought they were superior - it's funny that that colour seems to be the little bit of good in black people. I guess that's irony at work there lool

[element115infication]

hey guy not tryin to be racist but........NIGGAAAA!!!!!!!!

[WickedCarcass1]

Stupid racist white peopl......I'm Sorry But 90% of the racists I know are BLACK...LOOK AT OPRA!!!! Just sayin..

[ddbarnes1133]

Fuck the offended niggers, I got a black joke for ya......... Why do all black women wear high heels?...................So they don't drag there nuckles on the ground. Fuckin apes.

[m2muchswagg]

@ddbarnes1133 why do white people always wear flip flops with hi waters. And how come girls be wearin booty shorts when they know they dont got nuthin. stupid racit white people

[ddbarnes1133]

@m2muchswagg Stupid black nigger.

[m2muchswagg]

haha its funny that you called me that...cause you know thats all u can do.....you know its true

[ddbarnes1133]

@m2muchswagg Aww is someone angry?

[Tilleyass]

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT!

[3ilovesadie]

not trying to be mean but when god saw the firsdt black person he said opps i burnt one lol

[d16hooper]

you suck rat penis u fuckin bitch eat a dick and i cant believe your mom had a c section for a ass like u

[CuriosityRoads]

What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?

I don't know, but it'd be damn good at picking cotton

[greenmachine13lucky]

@CuriosityRoads LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMASDrummer]

@CuriosityRoads

i dont get what picking cotton means

[buster54ist]

@CuriosityRoads what do u you get when 2 blk guys stomp the hell outa 1 white guy? you get smores! Lol what do you get when parrot shit on a cracker? polly dont want a shitty cracker! Lol

[CuriosityRoads]

@buster54ist This video is for nigger jokes, not cracker jokes.

[aryaeLOvesyousmile]

@CuriosityRoads you need to shut the FUCK UP THATS THE FUCKING REASON WHY WE FUCKING FREE YOU WHITE MUTHER FUCKER KICK YOU WITH POWDERED ASS DUMB ASS BITH THATS THE REASON WHY YALL HAVE FUCKING MUSIC CUZ WE CREATED IT LEARN FROM YO MISTATKS YOU LUCKY I DONT KNOW WHO YO AS IF CUZ IF I DID I SHOW WOULD KICK IT

[CuriosityRoads]

What's the worst thing about being a Jewish nigger?

You have to sit at the back of the oven

[shor7fuZe]

Good song!

[Borat911]

You know why Beyonce sings from the left to the left ? ...

Because niggers aint got no rights

[NzRSaA]

what's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look good when hanging off trees

[MARINEx4xLIFE]

whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black guy on the road?

the dog has skid marks in front of it

[FreyaTalhamn]

Fuck I hate niggers, dirty fuckin monkeys at least contributed something when they were slaves.

[lalahartsfield]

@1516162aa well he doesnt have to use black jokes that makes people angry esspecialy black and nigger refers to black people it might be a free country but racism is a law he probaly wasnt trying to be racist bit itcoming out like that i hope you understand were im coming from ( soft voice)

[2105crazygirl]

just 2 c how sad people really r ...and i have 2 say mission accomplished racisst's , mission accomplished

[bobhatesniggers]

to all fellow nigger hatters I'm just a racist fuck'n around on youtube and trying to piss black guys off. i got that part down none the less, but i need people to back me up on my page. so kindly subscribe, and got to war with your favorite racist bob.

[JustinAlcorn2000]

@bobhatesniggers why do you hate blacks im white but racism is wrong they have done nothing to you there just as good as you maybe better so fuck off both my parents are raciest even my 5 year old brother all my faimly except me you people make me sick go go jump off a bridge make everyone happy

[Oscarcardena7]

@JustinAlcorn2000 faggot

[JustinAlcorn2000]

@Oscarcardena7 your a faggot what else is new

[texasrangersfan171]

i have black people in my family tree there still hanging there

[Drrummer]

I'm offended by the awful lack of humour here. Please come up with some better ones.

[brandielynn7195]

theirs a turtle, a duck, and a skunk.

turtle: hey, what am i?

skunk: well, your green and have a shell, your a turtle.

duck: well, what am i?

turtle: well you have webbed feet, you must be a duck.

skunk:well, what am i then?

turtle: welll, your black and white and you smell bad, you must be a puertorican.

not racist, its just an old joke. (:

[deltaleaderxx7]

im starting to get the feeling this video has racial jokes x)

[watojnr96]

@1516162aa because dont you think we want to know wat you ass holes r saying about us,so dont call that person ediot am jamaican and i say you should fuck off and go suck out you big pussy mother!!!!!!!!!!

[xBlooWahFullx]

Black people are just over sensitive and looking for a reason for someone to hate them. Im the furthest thing from racist. In fact, I have no problem with any race, sexual orientation, or religion. But I have few black friends, because where I live, they won't accept the fact im white. Its like, they want an all black group, but if a black guy wants to enter a all white group; suddenly its racist? If you ask me most white people have accepted and blacks havent moved on yet. It's a combination.

[Sindrasos]

What do you get when you mix a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but it sure as hell can pick cotton

[soccerboy684]

Why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving

KFC aint open on holidays

[sicsempertyrannis187]

nigger nigger black as tar stuck his head in a jelly jar, jar broke nigger choked thats the end on my nigger joke. if i offend anyone i am not sorry. im not racist i just dont like niggers

[sicsempertyrannis187]

the dude that made this is a punk pussy bitch boy. first of all the jokes are lame as shit. second of all why would he put on the video numerous times im not racist. who the fuck cares if you are you must suffer from white guilt. third why are you sorry if you offended anyone? so what if you did thats the perils of free speech dont be sorry.

whats the difference between a nigger and a set of snow tires? the tires dont sing when you put chains on them. and i dont give a fuck if i offend u

[haughtybitchable]

i've heard funnier shit , than this. bt the sayn is once you go black you ain't going bac. yall should try it sumtyme.

[ArianaOtakU2]

Im Black And Idc But This Shit FUNNY AF!!! Lmaooo

[copiecool233]

Why dont blacks go on cruises?

because they're never falling for that one again.

[munta07417815]

you so racist im black now say some u dick sucker

[MrRadoiactive]

@munta07417815 Black people r so black they hide in the dark.

[munta07417815]

you racist bitch um black now say something you dick sucker

[98IronMaiden]

what do you cal a couple of black people in a hot tub? hot chocolate

[CR9soccerdude]

what do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the middle of the night?

drop it nigga

[armorbomb]

dark chocalate with no nuts :P no offense

[RichieM089]

I like how black people say racist jokes and say everyone else is racist. Just because your black doesn't mean you cant be racist. Get over it we got a black president. -_-

[CoreyL11]

why do they put cotton at the top of prescription pill bottles?

to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs

[neicysexy12]

@CoreyL11 dhatz a fucked aup moved like ralli

[FlyBoyNick30]

WHY ARE BLACKS PALMS SO WHITE

THEY ARE USED TO RESTING ON COP CARS !!!!!

[wolfboy739]

raciest



[sl0r3]

you forgot cotton picker

[Darkwarrior702]

What do a black guy and a gay guy have in common?

We both STHPeak Sthome Muthah fuckin' fuck up English!

[zacwashere2007]

What do you call an African taking a shit? A show off.

[Cenathon123]

ok there is a canadian, a mexican, and an american on a boat. canadian throws bacon out of da boat and says i had to many of these. the mexican throws tacos out of the boat and says he had to many of these. THEN THE AMERICAN TAKES THE MEXICAN AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE BOAT AND SAYS HE HAD TO MANY OF THESE

[TheWonderboy1999]

@Cenathon123 ha ha. thats a good 1. XD

[Tiftonboy1296]

why can't we just all get along? can i get a thumbs up for a amen

[residentevilfreakk55]

@Tiftonboy1296 we aren't being mean, it's just humor, like im white and here's a joke i heard from a nigga

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche

I thought it was pretty funny

[leepipesateneo]

what's the difference between a black guy and a park bench?

a park bench can support a family

[Andydag904]

Q: Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?

A: Because he doesn't know he is black

Q: What is the definition of the word confusion?

A: Father's Day in Harlem.

[agsmalls]

go pick my damn cotton you nigger

[cfw50201]

Fuck you bitch there are your views and I am Black and I flaged this video punk ass white trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lilartist1]

ok im done...lmao..by the way...yall was being racist...no matter what way you put it...lol bye

[Lilartist1]

Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

[Lilartist1]

Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

[Lilartist1]

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”

[Lilartist1]

What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.

[Lilartist1]

i first ill start with this one...What do you call a white person in the ghetto? A victim.

[Lilartist1]

yall arguing over black jokes..how would you like if i made some white jokes...lol

[chasenator0102]

I Got Two

What Do You Call A Black Guy With A New Bike A Thief

A Black Guy A Mexican And A White Guy Are In A Car Who's Driving The Cops

[RhoRo2012]

@GameMaster30000 okay I'll let your mother do it as soon as she gets off my big black cock and then I'll go back to my cell if she lets me boss!

[tobiaap500]

what do you do when you see a severely injured nigger ? you stop lauging and reload.

[nerdzilla2341011]

i got another one...

Yes this might seem a little racist and yes it does have the bad word of black in it....

"Why are black people afraid of chain saws?" -"because it goes Run Nigga Nigaa Nigga Nigga Nigga"

[Lilartist1]

@nerdzilla2341011 ok...so you think your funni...How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

[nerdzilla2341011]

@Lilartist1 just because i can't speak in the goods that's racist...

how bout this..."what do you call black people in a white pool"? Coco puffs!

[zachkolk]

@nerdzilla2341011 You really expect black people to be in a pool?

[nerdzilla2341011]

@zachkolk yes because in pool's you can see black people like giant moving poo's and the white people are like invisable(i'm white so im invisable)(yay)

[idealyoulose]

@zachkolk no they hate water!

[voltag3man]

why are black people so good at basketball all they do is run steal and shoot

[FlyThompson]

what did god say to a black man?

crap! i burnt one!

[aus199699]

youve never heard them because they fucking suck, and dont say i googled my jokes when you just fucking said you googled them, i typed those up in thirty seconds you fucking little bitch, and i didnt admit to googling any jokes you fucking idiot, i was saying if i googled these jokes, which i didnt you fucking pussy, there is no way of knowing that unless you have googled them, so shut your fucking mouth fucking piece of shit, i have my story straight, im not gonna waste my time, fucking pussy

[hijacker011]

what do you call a black pro martial arts fighter? Blackie Chan!

[rossandsam914]

you sucks big burritos!!!

[MrAvEnGeR73]

pre bad, i have heard most of them bfore

[keepcalmandcaryon]

@MrAvEnGeR73 he or she did say your original most heard black jokes.damn you most can't read

[pwnz2k]

All these jokes under are pathetic LOL.

[tylerwi11iams]

What do you do when you see a mexican without legs: stop laughing and reload

[aus199699]

your jokes fucking suck

[keepcalmandcaryon]

@aus199699 tell me one right now then

[aus199699]

@keepcalmandcaryon what do you call black people in a pool? Coco puffs What do you call 6 black people in a white car? tinted windows what do you call a black guy with an afro? a microphone what do you call a black priest? holy shit what did god say when he made black people? oops i burnt one

[keepcalmandcaryon]

@aus199699 i've heard all of them.you googled black jokes. how fucking stupid can anyone be

[aus199699]

@keepcalmandcaryon actually i fucking didnt you fucking piece of shit. those jokes are way funnier then your shitty ass jokes so get your fucking facts right ive heard every single one in ur vid, and they all suck. anything i wouldve said you were gonna say i googled them and that i suck cause ur a hater so fuck you, and how would you know i googled them if youve never googled them? so you are admitting that you google jokes, so congratualtions ass hole, i caught you fuckhead

[keepcalmandcaryon]

@aus199699 okay little bitch i did'nt make this video

his jokes are jokes i never heard before.

your jokes are jokes i heard when i was 11.

and yes i have googled some jokes, who hasn't.

and you just admited that you googled some jokes

so get your story straight before you tell it

[Russelia224]

how do you get a black man out of a tree? cut the noose.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit, 9 months.

How do you stop a black man starving? Put him back in toilet bowl.

How many black babies does it take to paint my house? Depends how hard I throw them.

What's the similarity between apples and black people? They both look good hanging from trees.

That's just off the cuff, if I thought about it I could probably get some more down. But now I'm just off to go and get stabbed..

[mexican12100]

whats the difference between a black baby and a watermelon?

ones fun to smash, the other ones a watermelon lmfao

[HiddenInSilence]

why are black people getting stronger? they're making bigger tv's

[virgoshaka9]

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

Black one steals your watch.

[cainkid1977]

what does all white people smell like?

macaroni & cheese, wet dog, & 10 day old cabbage water

[mustangtrucker100]

why dont black people like to go to sleep the last black who had a dream got shot