Project: Rant - RANT 142: Attention Moviegoers

[dudderjohanna]

oh, I missed this actress! <3

[BRm2008]

i go on off peak times. i dont go to weekend sessions . or on school holidays either.

[stingstungme]

This reason is why I don't go to movies much anymore. If I do go, it is never when a movie first comes out. The less people the better.

[MrMusicFM]

If you keep pressing 6 she gets stuck in a crazy woman loop of up n down up n down up n down...

[chalice4ever]

i want more of hilah!

[SweetRanma2008]

Amen sister

[JPopRainbow]

same thing here.. fucking stupid people dont know how to stfu during a movie.. i cant even go to see madea without everybody and their ugly mothers coming along too. im glad the ticket guy kicked out these two fucking queefs next to me during fd5... they didnt have their tickets. haha stupid bitches!

[fluffyhead009]

That's so fucking annoying. I totally agree with this one. If you're just going to text throughout the whole movie, don't go. Seriously.

[lequaie1234]

Lisa Kudrow?

[TheAltronCorp]

she's cute

[Chellanore]

Love your actors, but let's be honest. I think when we see her and the girl from TMI, the day just gets a bit brighter. My. Heroes.

[mizzzlizzz02]

Lol. That was a good one. Especially the kids part. Thanks for bringing your 7 month old baby to see My Bloody Valentine 3D.

[FR3DKRU3G3R]

They should show this before every movie. :3 

[RevNasty]

That's why I love me some Alamo Drafthouse! They don't take no jibba jabba!

[l235n3p5]

what an ugly looking man

[ProjectRANT]

@l235n3p5 You might need to remove the mirror in front of you to better enjoy our videos. Thanks for watching!

[l235n3p5]

@ProjectRANT LOL whatever helps you feel confident about tucking your nuts in between your legs bro

[ghostrepublic]

I dont go to the movie theaters anymore (why bother with the high prices talking patrons, etc when I've got cable tv, netflix, and internet). One time when I was still going to the movies, one woman across the aisle from me decided to speak to her friend that was sitting right behind her throughout the ENTIRE movie. didnt shut up for one second. WHY do people pay the high ticket price to go see a movie, only to NOT pay attention to the movie for a single second?

[cowdenicus]

I love Hilah. :D Glad to see she is back here.

[cheesecakemousetrap]

Hilah Cooking's perfomance was great, but everything else was weak. I got sick of hack comedians in the 80's on A&E's Evening at the Improv complaining about people talking during movies. Talk about played-out. Oh, and expensive background, too. Project rant can't even get Hilah Cooking's gender correct...calling her an actor. Editing needs some work, too.

[moomoomoo309]

@cheesecakemousetrap Project rant has replied to the whole actor thing before. It's a term which can be applied to both genders.

[TedMcCarthy]

Hilah kicks ass! Keep that incredible goddess coming with more rants!!

[TidusYuna178]

God I love it when Hilah does her Rants. This isn't one of my favorites she has done, but by far, this is AWESOME! Keep going Project Rant, i am rooting for you!

[MeadInTheHorn]

This should be the new announcement at theaters!

[mizzzlizzz02]

@MeadInTheHorn You know, thats a great idea.

[alb0403]

HILAH! Glad to see her again!

[Jephael]

@alb0403 I know, she's so funny!

[KradsLover]

This one is redundant. She could take her own advice and rent the movie when it comes out. Also, to said advice, the annoyances can't rent it if it's a new movie in theaters

[DillonKeene]

This is one of my favorite rants yet. :)

[KatoMcKracken]

Hilah looks like a mix of Uma Thurman and Rachel Dratch. Odd yet cool/hot combo. She's probably my favorite recurring Rant actor. She gets the attitude down every time!

[EduardoTardo]

She made my dick fall off.

[inufan330]

THANK YOU!!!!!!

[aRawBlondeAngel]

Please tell me that Hilah plans to have a career doing some cool tv show someday..........bc seeing more good actors on tv on a regular basis would be VERY awesome! Great, great work, Hilah!!

[MrMusicFM]

Just came to say (press 8). Love these rants.:p "Rent the DVD and stay at home you stupid mother fuckers!" LOL.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

On mondays and tuesdays I get into movies for $5.50. Suck it, bitches.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Hilah's really rough on black people.

[ProjectRANT]

We've witnessed pretty much every type person act like this. Rudeness knows no boundaries.

[jonathanlippe]

Grey Alien.  Do people still get all noisy in movies? Ever since the shootings I thought people act all tight lipped now.

[NeedingSaved]

I make my boyfriend wait until the movie is about to leave the theater before I'll go with him because he won't shut the fuck up. One of those things I can't stand but love him for anyways.

[Survic84401]

@NeedingSaved Sounds like you're holding his man-card. :P

[jordank9671]

shes my favorite

[KurochiMisa]

I see movies for $8

[TheGrinner24]

I like that after most of the rants there's some kind of visual hint that these people are kind of hypocrites.

[Zetaphrem]

"$10 worth"...what magic movie theater is this...I think the person who wrote this rant is a time traveler.

[AlejandroInAustin]

Hilarious!  I think this lady has a cooking show of some sorts....

[BigAndTall666]

Yeah, HILAH is cooking!  :-P

[Loafy23]

Fucking aye!

[TheKenAlanShow]

Hilah, there you are, we sent Goldie out looking for you.

[CPGRAPPLE]

Great actress!!!

[PlatypusGuitar]

and that is why I dont go to the movies and download everything I watch... that and the ridiculous price of movie tickets and snacks

[shagoosty]

I wish every theater was like the Alamo Draft House and actually kicked people out for texting.

[wellnowthis]

She looks a lot like Amy Smart.

[TrevortIn]

Intense! The close shots did wonders.

[CreativePotion]

This is why I go ALL THE WAYYY IN THE F*CKING BACK of the theater room.

This happen to me one time, I'm sitting there watching the movie, and ONCE it gets on a dark scene, some mother f*cker starts texting.. Like, wtf?

They aren't smart enough to text when the movie has some f*ckin' light? That always pissed me off, I just want to sneak up to their ear and say "TURN OFF YOUR GOTDAMN PHONE, B*TCH! :|"

[deanocque]

$10? Where are you going? It is like $16 - $20 here.

[AtheistCitizen]

VCRs caused the death of polite movie behavior... "We" got in the habit of associating movie with sitting on our own home media room.. long dead.

[Mattyboe]

Great rant guys, keep it up!

[CygnusX1981]

Loved this one, a few weeks ago I went to see a movie and had all the annoyances mentioned here. Plus a few more. Glad Hilah is back too, she is one of my very favorite ranters!

[AmericanTeenagers]

Totally agree. When I went to go see the last Transformers (so yeah, the movie theater was packed), people kept coming in at the last minute desperately looking for seats. I don't know if there's a new "blind someone with a flash light" feature on phones now but several people with the brightest screens kept shining it on everyone while looking for seats. It was so annoying.

[phemohilia]

Wooooooooooooooop!!!! Hilah!!! *giddy with giddiness* : )

[Cutlesnap]

If someone talks on their phone during the movie, you have the right - no, the obligation - to take it, and throw it away.

[yarrowforyou]

I actually hadn't bothered to go see a movie in a good year and a half but when hp7p2 came out I went. No choice but 3D, getting my chair kicked, obnoxious teenagers, the crunch of people chewing their popcorn, bright phones everywhere, and because of my need for personal space(sitting on the aisle) I had to get up every 5 minutes so people could go to the washroom. Get mad at me all you want for watching movies free online- way better than the theater.

[Mikej1592]

so true, so many inconsiderate taffers out there

[chalice4ever]

thats right bitch you say your shit!!!!...you know this actress looks alot like this drag queen called Kiddie

[dinokaze]

Finally more Hilah Johnson, now we just need more Kelli Bland!

[Christoph7011]

Hilah Johnson's back on ProjectRANT!?!? O___O" I must... Wait... For her next, sweet, sweet return... O___O" *OBSESSION*

[7SaintsRow]

You know that one black dude who talks back to the screen? That's right I'm the one yelling "run bitch, run!" during the horror movie! Ha-Ha! LOL

[Kekoman]

Worst thing that ever happened to me was when watching HP7bis. I'm in Mexico, and here in mexico you can choose to watch the subtitled or dubbed version of the movie. This woman came out with 3 small children to whom she had to translate EVERY LAST BIT of the subtitles text throughout the entire movie when she could've easily gone to the DUBBED VERSION OF IT... where kids wouldnt need a LIVE TRANSLATOR THAT EVERYONE CAN HEAR. Annoying as hell.

[spixieforthewin]

I LOVE this actress!!

[wowwhydidimakethis]

OMG THAT happened to me at the harry potter part 2 midnight showing. I WAS SO PISSED!!!!

[6sic666666]

YES! Hilah is BACK! YES! This is the Project:Rant I know! Not the dumb ass rants that you guys have posted lately -____- YES! Project rant is back! >.<!!!!

[ErikMontague]

Wow. This exact thing, minus the kids part, happened when I brought my girlfriend to see the last Harry Potter movie. The same exact sentiments went through my head as were projected in this rant. And if you try to say anything about it, you look like an assh**e. I definitely appreciate this rant!

[lindsabts1]

This needs to be the clip they show before the movie starts to remind you to turn your phone off. lol.

[alexgonick]

@lindsabts1 hell yah! haha

[R3DST4R1]

she looks like she just kicked someones ass and then just ranted about them

[Deppaddicted]

Love this rant :) had this happen not too long ago.....Bunch of whiney teenagers seemed to have just learned the word fuck, so they decided to use it every other word during the entire movie. Glad I didn't bring my little cousin like I was going to.

[SerenityM16]

@Deppaddicted Used to get that at work (I used to work at Six Flags). Hello, parents with their 5 year old kids don't want to hear you shouting obscenities and racist/misogynist at the top of your lungs.

[12gloom]

@Deppaddicted for some reasons, only ugly teenagers think they're cool. my experience.

[rondanbar]

She's my FAVORITE!

Also, how about people that clap when the movie's over? The people that made the movie can't hear you clap, assholes!

[Myrthin]

@rondanbar If a movie is especially good why not clap? Who gives a fuck if they can't hear it?

[MistyPony1994]

Hilah! My favourite Actor! The White sunglasses and flipflops is one of my favourite rants (the very favourite is Passion for Animals)

[killerpills]

10$???? Wth thats mad cheap

[seekerofdarkness]

this one was one of my favorite rants so far <3 cuz I seem to always rant about things like this at the movie's

[CaptSnugglesSwoon]

This is one channel that seems to have kept its quality while still producing a good quantity of videos

[MRSHADOWSXXX33]

I like her the best so far..

[andziazet]

Hilaaaaaaah!!!

[MasterRainwater1]

that gave me the weirdest boner

[ForceRecon198]

The thumbnail looks a little demonic, but otherwise a good rant that I can definitely relate to- both as the annoyed and the annoyance unfortunately. : /

[creptoo59]

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[OobooChoo]

Welcome to Atlanta!

[VampireLuver13]

Everytime my mom goes to the movies I get this rant.

[15stargaze]

:D

[alexandratree]

YES HILAH IS BACK

[jamieclark420]

While i applaud your ranting skills, i would much rather have you back in the kitchen. Sexism intended. But seriously i miss your show dammit.

[PlzInsert]

wait. POSTING.

[175K10K175]

yo yo