Welcome to Jesusland Part 9 - The Strawman Argument and NephilimFree?

[philosophicalreason]

ya know this vid is three years old and Neph never changed one bit LOL kinda says it all

[jerico641]

Well, HIS relatives probably were rocks...

[downwiththemaster]

@Mogley52 

[thrillzonevideos]

hooray, i am omnipotent!

[biggingeryeti]

How on earth has he managed to get rock poop from evolution?

[Xellith]

I think neph did evolve from rocks.. his head is a rock after all.

[LevaniaDaemon]

god cannot (insert shawn comments here)

therefore God is not all mighty xD

of course you can create a circular triangle, invent your own geometry

[4FunPlayin]

2:55 STOP STOP STOP. Yes nothing actually CAN create something, 2 words:

Quantum Vacuum.

[jerico641]

LUV the '70s headphones!

[mikefromwa]

If Nephilimfree's brain was any less active, he'd be on Life Support.

[allieron]

Nephy really gives me the creeps. I guess insane people are a bit creepy, but it's still worrying how many there seem to be. Is it something in the water ? Some sort of lobotomy during Baptism ? Comfort and the other creep, as well as VFX, Block of Dog and the other Creationtards are statistically not possible. You would require a population of 3 billion in North America to generate 5 utter retards like these clowns.

Stupid does NOT grow on trees...

I hope...

[bokprop420]

...i was waiting for crocoduck when he talked about his ancestors...

[mjh012363]

Um...no I'm pretty sure we don't share a common ancestor with aliens like Nephy! LOL!

[laxguy22655]

@mjh012363 no his ancestors really are rocks

[mjh012363]

@laxguy22655 LOL!

[mjh012363]

So that's were the term "box of rocks" come from? LOL!

[CiganTheGod]

frankly, to be quite honest, i would believe his ancestors were rocks. :-S

[shadowsguise]

"Could you believe that NOTHING created EVERYTHING?"

EXACTLY what creationists are trying to get you to believe, that everything came from nothing, that there is no logical origin or explanation as to why anything exists other than an intangible, unknowable being just poofed them into existence, and any evidence against this idea is clearly trickery on the part of a lesser intangible, unknowable being.

Remember, thinking logically for yourself is strictly forbidden, you'll burn forever for it!

[nidhog40]

The bible says god created man from clay so according to christians we are kinda related to rocks i guess :p

[outofthegreenmist]

2:26 Oi! Leave Worzel Gummidge out of it! Worzel talks more sense than this Nephy bloke. Besides, he was played by Jon Pertwee, the greatest Doctor Who ever!

[arvelos76]

Toillet papper was also made by man but i prefer to use bibbles to wipe my ass...

Specially the Old Testament... more softer and absorvent...

[157626]

I heard that Neph has a new channel called Rockpoopforbrains

[christobell123]

lol what a dumbass

[TAz69x]

The more I hear the word "god", the more it concretely defines its meaninglessness.

It's like saying the same word over and over again in a row... it loses all meaning =3

[Jrezky]

yeahhhh nephilim is a moron, rocks have nothing to do with evolution.

[kainniak1]

someone should make a movie about this guy i think it would be really gewd

[Shavarnarak]

I'm sure this guy can relate to rock poop very well. That's about what's in the inside of his skull after all.

Seriously this guy actually EXCEEDS VenomFangX levels of stupidity.

Although he's not quite as lulzy. VenomFangX was lulzy with his joker imitations and such. This guy is just incredibly fucking ANNOYING. I constantly want to punch him.

[west7productions]

wacko!

[VincentPhil]

It's funny, this guy is his own parody!

He's the peak of evolution! Self sufficient!

[Chibithy]

I used to think Atheism and Evolution were religions, then I got the balls and the brains to face reality. May the Invisible-Unicorn bless you.

[nonbeliever225]

Did he really say rock poop?

[GeneralMontague]

goddamnit does he (Shaun) not realise that the new testament was utterly self contradictory, voted on with several other gospels to establish the "real" ones, was written long after Jesus' death, practically hijacked the mithras mythology, and was edited to deliberately include the predictions of the old testament? Oh wait this is PCS... sorry, asking him to think proves how little i was thinking when i wrote that ><

[Golkarian]

We aren't descended from carbon. We bloody well are carbon!!!

[jazzx251]

@Golkarian

Does your mother look like a lump of coal?

No. (probably)

We are not carbon.

[Golkarian]

@jazzx251 well not just carbon, but as you probably know it makes up a large proportion of us. At least the interesting parts that aren't water.

[myjizzureye]

That rock poop remark was some strange projection and a spooky insight into what turns this freak on.

[freakerss]

lol, a story book that was written 2000 years ago by middle eastern goat hearders...IT MUST BE TRUE

[jazzx251]

@freakerss

Yes it is ALL true!

There were thousands of myths (or "theories") going around at that time - so scientifically speaking - the one that rises to the top must be true, having survived the ancient Middle-Eastern version of "peer review".

[freakerss]

its like they have never went through high school before, its pathetic

[sineupp]

Hey, kitchendweller, what's for dinner today?

"Rock poop"

YUMMY!!!!1

[JerezJulio]

what it is ironic, is that phylosophically it i s NephilimFree theory of divine creation the one that says Man ancertor are dirt and Rock.

didn't god create Man from a pile of Dirt and gave life with whisper?

[lazaroinbed2010]

what a moron!!!!!!!!! YEC idiosy

[Tab54o]

This guy should just kill himself and take kirk cameron with him.

[Kjernekar]

Can anyone be dumber then this guy?

[andyissemicool]

@Kjernekar: People who don't know how to use then/than correctly could compete.

[Kjernekar]

@andyissemicool

Is this some way of protecting him ooor...

is it an atempt on being a wise guy?

Anyway, welcome to my list of stereotypical internett responses. You're number 3.000.000 :)

[andyissemicool]

@Kjernekar: Just bein' a wiseguy ;)

[CorndogMaker]

Neph could be saying this as a creationist because they believe God made Adam out of dust. You know, little rocks.

[Mluna792]

lol what do creationists think created their god?

[ryotNZ]

I'm sorry, Neph, but you're not in a church now. Try to present your argument with at least a hint of logic.

[checkavailability212]

I cant listen them because it burns my brain. I want to slap them.......

[oneslymonkey]

Logic an reason FAIL!

[kclem69]

WOW! You have to work really hard to be as stupid as Nephilimfree.

[falchion49]

@TheAlaricPetz He can't get anything past the stupid and ugly filter.

[mikesomething]

people dont want to read, buy a mic FFS

[gregcnz]

I actually believe Nephy has a point! I believe he has the brain of a rock and is probably descended from one.

[ProphetOfJudas]

Oh, bubbamickmac, let me correct your reference on the Scripture Project: that can be found at project-reason [dot] org. Reasonproject [dot] com redirects you to Sam Harris' website.

Regards mate,

ProphetOfJudas

[Triple888DD2]

rocks cant poop num nuts

[BillKiernan]

he needs to evolve a new set of teeth. fucking hick masturbation-chaffed douche.

[GyroCoder]

wat

[rrpostalagain]

What an idiot, we all know he was made from a clump of dirt...The irony abounds.

[lardo444]

WHAT A CLOWN!!!!

[Toudiyama]

Distance ancesters? well probably more close ancestors. Rock=no intellengence=NephilimFree

[liminalD]

The rock-ancestor thing... that's actually closer to what the Bible says than what evolutionary theory would suggest. Bearing that in mind, you can understand why he got confused  ;)

[patrickledford420]

@liminalD evolution says nothing on the origin of life just the change in already living organisms that would be abiogenesis its not even a theory yet

[nolobede]

What's the matter with you people... those really ARE Nephilims' ancestors. It's why he's as dumb as a rock.

[PikminDS]

@nolobede That's an insult to rocks everywhere.

[rrrandommman]

@nolobede and for that comment, you are my new, personal, hero xD

[cryingsoftly]

You know christians believe that god got drunk and threw up the world.

[maxpolaris99]

The ignorance, stupidity and arrogance of these Bible thumping morons knows no bounds!

[patrickledford420]

@maxpolaris99 i agree my brain is crying

[koyima]

@maxpolaris99 and yet they again validate science and actually Einstein. who was certain that human stupidity knew no boundaries. Science FTW

[jazzx251]

@koyima

Our bodies are composed of 2% Carbon 2% Water 1% Other minerals and 95% stupidity.

[PlasteredDragon]

Okay, so, he's a moron.

[laack]

Could he possibly look any worse?

[sericia]

I think this guy was dropped on his head as a baby.

[patrickledford420]

@sericia no the earth was dropped on his head

[zetanato]

I think I need to dust off an old Creationist standby and ask, "If we evolved from rocks, why do we still have rocks...in place of Nephilimfree and Venomfang's brains?"

People need to realize that reading a science book before you rant about science is perfectly fine--in fact, preferable.

[papafox]

It's a amazing that someone like Neuronfree and his buddies can be so proud of being so ignorant.

[bigboy45454545]

So this is what the BTK killer is up to now?

[2DRonaldo]

That he calls his Atheist critics idiots is just a sign of his absolution through his obvious ignorance on the subject of Biology and Geology.

[fakeham]

Humanity is hopless so long as people as stupid as Nephilimfree can bypass natural selection...

[smrne]

that was good, but painful.

[jcgadfly]

The shame is that he did more work on this parody than his actual "research".

[zobbukit]

I find my graphite pencils essential in my everyday life,but still not found a use for god.

Ancestorial rocks 1......god 0

[GunbladeLH]

priceless!

[askegg]

Like so many other creationists, NephilimFree has no capacity for thought.

[s8ntmark]

Uh oh, I debated VenomFangX a few years ago by email and did use the "Can god create a Rock he can't lift" argument...which is a common philosophical argument.....I hope he wasn't recalling that from me.... :/