I love this guy. My family has always watched 60 minutes. it was the only time in the week we could watch television during dinner. I'm 32 years old and i can remember watching the show in 1985. I miss him. he was one in a million. thanks mr. Rooney....i'd like to think he is critiquing my writing right now.
I am not sure which is funnier... Andy's dry humore and pointless ramblings or readin the comments of others. Why am I setting around for hours watching Andy on the tube ne way? Oh I remember. The dude is hilarious to watch!
Why does Andy need an office at all? What other work does he do other than 60 second observations every Sunday night? Can Andy do a piece on Andy? How much does Andy's job pay? I like his hours, How can I go to work for CBS? See, I can ask lots and lots of questions too.... I'm qualified. Righ?
I like to get 8 hours of sleep but no more. I usually wear pants, not shorts. Pizza is tasty, but I prefer a cheeseburger. I don't throw stuff away. So the fuck what, Andy? Just the lunatic ramblings of a senile old man with nothing left to say.
i just love people who are critical of ohter pepoles spleing then they call oehers dumbass... well you folks who like crybabying about it properly written you drop the b in the contracted words dumb and ass dumass is the correct spelling not dumbass. so and thus ye are the assinine dummie.... quack quack...
umm the floppdisk "i like to be in on technogical progres" umm we've moved on andy we like to use usb drives now. lol wow i love old people. the best andy rooney quote tho is"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."
Egads. That's going to be me when I get to be his age. I'm halfway there, now! How funny it is to see my habits practiced by someone else! (Maybe I learned it via osmosis from years of watching 60 minutes, LOL)
This reminds me so much of me :o)
pirrung123 1 day ago
I love this guy. My family has always watched 60 minutes. it was the only time in the week we could watch television during dinner. I'm 32 years old and i can remember watching the show in 1985. I miss him. he was one in a million. thanks mr. Rooney....i'd like to think he is critiquing my writing right now.
tuckerbobucker 3 weeks ago
what handwriting, Andy. Jesus wept ...
bradmedicus 4 months ago
lol poor woman who pins up the stuff he says he'll never look at
jitterbugdance 11 months ago
"Sometimes, all you can remember are the things you'd rather forget." - Andy Rooney.
SlowDaddie 1 year ago
All he needs is a file cabinet. At least he would be organized. Doesnt say that he will organize stuff into the right places...
adampartain 2 years ago
So true.
People always want to save something.
Guess we don't want to loose any memory yet we always forget about it.
wildcritic 2 years ago
getting real techy with those floppy disks there... oh boy!
Spaceisneat 2 years ago 2
i love how honest he is even if its against him, he makes a lot of good points too
zandi02 2 years ago 3
I agree.
VilquinProductions 2 years ago
With zandi02.
VilquinProductions 2 years ago
thanks =)
zandi02 2 years ago
OMG!! I'm the sake way!! Helllp!!!
Hyemoonie 2 years ago
I hope I want be such an ass when I'm old!
oddrop 2 years ago
he has a good point about the floppy disks those things kinda died overnight seemingly when cd's came out lol
phaloxxx 2 years ago 2
I have an old 1994 calendar as well.
MrRicker89 2 years ago
Damn, that ended on a depressing note.
3amigosalute 3 years ago 2
True Shit. That was actually a good message.
tmizzart 3 years ago 3
It's just like old grandpa Abe from the Simpsons...
afbucchi 3 years ago
God, can you imagine Thanksgiving dinner with this man?
HerrSchenkel 3 years ago 14
haha i know mayne, it would be hell
a7xrockstar 3 years ago
wow that's dark!
altrane40 3 years ago
lol yah wow floppy disks cutting edge.
(laughs)
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PowHana 3 years ago
hi my name is andy rooney and my eyebrows are the size of sofabeds
minerva1822 3 years ago
His closing statement is so very true...
jced29 3 years ago 2
Suzie just killed herself
TomFromJersey 3 years ago 3
wow floppy, is he from the 18th century?
dinmamma164 3 years ago 3
lol yes
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dominicanbadboy 3 years ago
fuck u
6142king 3 years ago
I am not sure which is funnier... Andy's dry humore and pointless ramblings or readin the comments of others. Why am I setting around for hours watching Andy on the tube ne way? Oh I remember. The dude is hilarious to watch!
tjared 3 years ago 12
very clean for an animal
6142king 3 years ago
Remember, music is supposed to soothe the savage beast! lol
Andy, the wild eyebrow monster! lol
SpeedingStudent 3 years ago
he's got more shit than i do
ironandsilk 3 years ago 2
Have you ever wondered............is Andy getting tooooooooo old ?
ProjectM555 3 years ago
While entertaining, Andy Rooney is a comedian without any punch lines.
GiantCommunistRobot 3 years ago 3
I wonder what is the most incoherent pointless installment Andy ever made is...
FatherMcKenize 3 years ago
"Where am I?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?"
scsalegend 3 years ago 4
Why does Andy need an office at all? What other work does he do other than 60 second observations every Sunday night? Can Andy do a piece on Andy? How much does Andy's job pay? I like his hours, How can I go to work for CBS? See, I can ask lots and lots of questions too.... I'm qualified. Righ?
KokasIsland 3 years ago 2
I like to get 8 hours of sleep but no more. I usually wear pants, not shorts. Pizza is tasty, but I prefer a cheeseburger. I don't throw stuff away. So the fuck what, Andy? Just the lunatic ramblings of a senile old man with nothing left to say.
tim8282 3 years ago 2
i just love people who are critical of ohter pepoles spleing then they call oehers dumbass... well you folks who like crybabying about it properly written you drop the b in the contracted words dumb and ass dumass is the correct spelling not dumbass. so and thus ye are the assinine dummie.... quack quack...
commoneagle 4 years ago
lol this makes frank caliendo's impression so much better..
hahahaha
MCSin2007 4 years ago
umm the floppdisk "i like to be in on technogical progres" umm we've moved on andy we like to use usb drives now. lol wow i love old people. the best andy rooney quote tho is"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."
hugsforbubbles 4 years ago
that's part of his humor. he's old and doesn't keep up with everything. stop hating on the old guy.
thebigoak1 4 years ago 4
Egads. That's going to be me when I get to be his age. I'm halfway there, now! How funny it is to see my habits practiced by someone else! (Maybe I learned it via osmosis from years of watching 60 minutes, LOL)
Sithean 4 years ago
Oh my god that's me too.
What the hell is wrong with me...?
alphafactor 4 years ago
God, this is MY LIFE, right there!
My wife keeps on me to go thru my files and sort out what I want to keep from what I don't. She really doesn't get the point! And neither do I!
Keep the piles. The heck with it. Feed the bonfire when you die! Go Andy!
mcwong1 4 years ago
Who are these old codgers?
regmtait 4 years ago
Andy Rooney is insane. I'm surprised he even knows his own name anymore. How old is he now?
suburbia75 4 years ago
Tell me he's being ironic! Hilarious!
mahalie23 4 years ago