Protoman's Big Secret

[SkylarkStarflower]

What the hell did I just watch? And why was it funny? ^_^

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@SkylarkStarflower

I've spent three years trying to figure that out myself. :)

Thanks!

[Zekee27]

Lol wtf

[SkyRifter]

>THIS IS SO CUTE!!!

-Like FATHER / SON -manly moments LOVE..

His laugh makes him happy.*

[ElRafeos]

Lmao that was... Something xD

[joeman123964]

0:11

hey whos that?

" really? its bombman" bomb= guy throwing bomb. put the two words together. bombman

[destructioncs]

I liked the part when Wily laughed and Protoman was gay

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@destructioncs

.........Thank you for watching Protoman's Big Secret! :D

[Needlous]

Only i can't see like/dislike bar? :0

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Needlous

I had enough of the voting wars. One person would upvote then another person would downvote just so the number would be even. I finally decided that I like this video too much to let people play silly games with the like/dislike bar. So I killed it. >:)

[Needlous]

@ThePoopcornMachine You monster.

[Coulben]

214-214.

[MistressPandora93]

I had to keep it even too! 213 against 213

[SuperFrenchfried]

if anything the wierd acent wily is gay.

[ItzBillyeh201]

i have tiped the balance of 195 likes and dislikes

[huiale14]

Dr wily has a gay laugh

[MrShowermonster]

Disliked it just because It had to be even. D:

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@MrShowermonster

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­

[imandien]

@ThePoopcornMachine keeping the balance of the world, I made it 210 - 210

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@imandien

But now it's 212 - 211. What's up this video, anyway?!

[j3din1nj4]

All I heard was something about muffins. I am now disappointed that there weren't any muffins.

[Soccertennispunk]

I believe in equality. 171!

[XenonDraco]

I have decided to tip the balance of 170 likes and dislikes...

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@XenonDraco

Thank you. :)

[flashfire401]

169 likes

169 dislikes

my... my mind... what...

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@flashfire401

I know! For every like I get, YouTube automatically gives me a dislike. It's like they're punishing me for something. :(

[Shadowlooker12]

ROFL The f is this.

[SandwichAndCereal]

Whatever turns you on ThePoopcornMachine

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@SandwichAndCereal

The incestuous affection of an evil robot for his demented German scientist father makes me *randy*. >:D

[JENNYtheINSANEteen]

>:(

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@JENNYtheINSANEteen

:(

[Kagebushin01]

.....Wow creepy but FUCK YA Big O !!

[TherealHaaku]

dunno why u am laughing

[sethlovesstars]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFwhy do i love wily laugh so much?! FRICK his voise actor was awesome!

[senpuu1440]

this should be called wily laughs creepily and protoman fags out while I play unfitting music.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@senpuu1440

Ah, but the music does fit.....with Protoman fagging out, that is.

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Wily: LOLOLOLOL!!!

Protoman: :D

[seanwrejy]

hahahahahaha

[seanwrejy]

touching song

[6344Dragonkingon]

Uhahahahahuhah!

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@MegaCaguirre

I know you are, but what am I? :)

[Dante9377]

@ThePoopcornMachine Son'fa bitch stole my line

[Paulmethius]

hey where can i get the full song from the beginning?

[thanatoilgiustiziere]

hahahaahah fantastic video

[JJULLER]

Lol this video will do fine in my judging in of your video making skillz

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@JJULLER

What the hell is that supposed to mean? :(

This is a very old, crappy video, and I've done much, much better than this since then.

[FatetheHedgehog]

someone please explain to my WHY THE HHHHEEEEELLLLLLL is protoman a good guy wandering around following Dr. Wily a bad guy?!?!?!? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@FatetheHedgehog

That's the Mega Man cartoon for ya! Nothing made sense, right down to Mega Man's ripped abs.

[FatetheHedgehog]

@ThePoopcornMachine the world of Cinema sucks ass

[dekaranja]

@FatetheHedgehog

That's Because the Directors never played through Mega Man 3 and Mega Man 5. So they thought that Protoman was a Badguy.

[FatetheHedgehog]

@dekaranja morons, if your gonna make a show off a franchise do a little homework first!

[ShadowLord32]

@FatetheHedgehog You do know that Protoman was reprogrammed by Wily in the show, right? They explained that in the first episode.

[FatetheHedgehog]

@ShadowLord32 yeah i do but its still really stupid that they change around what we already know. If it was the Final Darkman, (the protoman Impersonator) it would make sense, the way it is is just weird.

[KevinTheDuke22]

uh...what the hell is this all about? i don't get it

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@KevinTheDuke22

It's an allegory, laced with hidden meaning:

You see, Dr. Wily represents the creator of this video--namely, me.. Every time Dr. Wily laughs he's remembering the immense pleasure he received from Protoman last night as he lay in his bed; each time Protoman smiles he's thinking about giving it to Dr. Wily again tonight.

Protoman is your mom.

[leahcim998]

@ThePoopcornMachine NICE ONE!

[scorpionof86]

@ThePoopcornMachine

Umm... dude? You basically just said that his mom gave it to you and will give it to you again tonight.... Careful how you word things or who you make who, cuz I'm fairly certain you meant it the other way around, or at least hope you did lol

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@scorpionof86

No, that's what I meant. The guy was pointlessly trolling, so I made up some silly BS story about his mom pleasuring me. It was mean of me, yes, but I think he can take a joke..

[Blarghurface]

@ThePoopcornMachine That comment made me like and fave this video.

[Regenerator777]

@ThePoopcornMachine: That disturbing....

[goldentailsXD]

this is funny lol

[CDIRick]

WAH HAH AH HAH HOOOAAH HUWAAH HA HA

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@sephyr242

So YOU'RE the one thumbs-downing it every day.

Step 1. Search "YouTube Poop" and see how many results you get.

Step 2. Go to Youchewpoop . com

Step 3. Realize that you're talking out of your ass. Take preventative measures and take whatever steps you feel are needed to get a life.

Step 5: ???

Step 6: PROFIT

[sephyr242]

@ThePoopcornMachine lol, deal with people not liking your retarded random repetitive bullshit, I've only disliked it once bud :). Just because people are still beating this dead horse doesn't mean that it's still funny. I can understand this stuff being funny if you are heavily under the influence, but so are farts if you're wasted, so that's not really saying much.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@sephyr242

You misunderstand the situation, "bud". 124 people didn't suddenly dislike the video. This video has gotten well over 30,000 views (though it froze at 25,172) and the likes greatly outnumbered the dislikes until a few months ago when someone began to sabotage the ratings for this video. That may sound paranoid, but it's the truth: this video was nothing if not popular with it's viewers and suddenly the "dislikes" just happen to be keeping up with the likes. That isn't normal at all.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@ThePoopcornMachine

ESPECIALLY considering the fact that this video is nearly two years old and for the greater part of those two years it was consistently "liked" far more than it was disliked. No, someone IS trolling me, and I'm going to find out who.

[davaniel]

@ThePoopcornMachine I want a step 4.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@davaniel

You want a step 4, eh? Okay, if you say so...but you'll have to work for it:

Step 1. Climb to the very top of Mt. Everest

Step 2. Drop your pants

Step 3. While pissing, scream at the top of your lungs "My Grandma likes fuzzy pickles!"

Step 4. ????

Step 5. ......see step 4.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

LOL WTF??!!!! So, your saying he goes queer when wily laughs?

[TheStrix]

122 people missed the like button.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@TheStrix

*sigh* I think I must have made an enemy somewhere at sometime, and he/she whoever it is keeps mashing the dislike button. How else can you explain why every time the like meter goes up the dislike meter is right behind?

[wassupman9ify]

who is protoman supposed to be, th genie with a dirty mind

[Arc13]

What is this song? It's perfectly fitting.

[bigman88zz]

@Arc13 "and forever" from the anime "the big o"

[go555ace]

@Arc13 the ending from the big-o

[jakegolden1]

truly beautiful

[IAmErrorVideos]

Uh...

[NEONMARIO7764]

god protoman u were EPIC!!!! now fuck off u gay jerk off

[NintendoJade]

Protoman's queer?

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@NintendoJade

He's got Queer Eye for the Old Guy

[KingLofiOne]

When the music starts, I had the feeling Dr. Wily laughs like a small child, and that's why Protoman smiles^^

[KingLofiOne]

Scott McNeil talking to himself

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@KingLofiOne

Not to mention Protoman smiling...at the sound of his own voice.

[Thethirdeye84]

@ThePoopcornMachine Lol, I assume your real name is protoman and this is your secret.

Kinda funny video though, you get a dislike from me, thats both dis, and like in one, as in "I like dis"

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Thethirdeye84

Thanks....I think?

[Thethirdeye84]

@Thethirdeye84

Your welcome.

(I actually gave you thumbs up, I wanted to get a reaction from you, thanks)

[GoSuperSaiyan]

What the fu- XD

[JackDGaming]

100 likes and 99 dislikes! Hang on.....100 dislikes! :3

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@JackDGaming

What can I say? Someone out there clearly does not like me.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@troy55ifty

I have other Mega Man Youtube poops. Please, please watch them. I'm glad that this has 22,000 views but it gets depressing when I think about all the work I've put into making videos since then while no watches them. I know they can't be all that bad.. :(

[troy55ifty]

hey its blues

[greatonisionfan]

how do i find that jazz protoman

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@greatonisionfan

ocremix(DOT)org/remix/OCR00818­/

[Darqu13]

dang it, had to click like to make it even

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Darqu13

Thanks. :)

I still think it must be some sort of weird YouTube glitch, though.

[IBESHADEMAN]

84 likes and 84 dislikes

lol wut.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@IBESHADEMAN

Wut indeed! How is that even possible...?

[GrimHeaperThe]

@ThePoopcornMachine Let me fix that

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@GrimHeaperThe

By adding a dislike? :(

[baahhhFATALITY11]

wait.....protoman IZ retarded!!! I KNEW IT!!!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

iz his secret that hes partially retarded???

[Party0productions0]

Dr.Wily's laugh is contagious!!!

[EnderTXenocide]

is this song from cowboy bebop?

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@EnderTXenocide

Big O.

[EnderTXenocide]

@ThePoopcornMachine thats it! thanks buddy!

[Reojo]

@EnderTXenocide Its from Big-O if memory serves me

[KiwiKamikaze]

You have great taste in music. I love this song. lol

[Eowdo]

I thought this was gonna tell me why his energy is different from megaman's and why he can only use his buster at below half power or something, but that Wily laugh is funny.

[anarchy3E]

protoman is gay for pay

its obvious he is that old gay mans boy toy

[1xadavid]

WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@1xadavid \

THE END OF ALL CIVILIZATIONS!

[ShadTheCrazed]

Protoman: :D

[tallonegolf27]

this part was soooo funny 1:13

[IHateYouGrindXC]

Instead of watching at least one of your other videos, I just watched this one twice.

Hope you don't mind.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@IHateYouGrindXC

That's OK.

It's the thought that counts.

[Megaricardo]

I saw it until the end.

So random it's funny.

[blade1550]

i guess protoman works out alot jesus he's ripped

[AviatorZero]

@blade1550 I would MURDER for those pecs

[RanmaSaotome10]

This video proves that gay Mega Man fans can love too.

[Hidraga]

fuck, this is anoying

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Hidraga

So THAT's why it has so many views. Thanks for clearing that up for me, bro.

[Bowserslave]

this is y the show got cancelled

[Top10maniac]

why does dr wily have a german accent

[Forteoverload]

What?

[1xadavid]

Who actually watched it teh end?

NOT MEH.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@1xadavid

...and I'm so hurt that one single person didn't have the patience or sense of humor to watch it to the end. Really.

[abandonwareguru]

@ThePoopcornMachine

I did, that laugh was awesome.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@abandonwareguru

See, that's why you win.

[Enclavefakesoldier]

At least he didn't lick his lips. X_X

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Enclavefakesoldier

Guess who just got an idea for his next video...? XD

[Enclavefakesoldier]

@ThePoopcornMachine Oh god... The forbidden romance between Douchebag mad scientist and his robot lackey. XD

[Bowserslave]

werid but not as werid as Hyadain's Crash man

[XCandyman19]

Zero > Protoman cause Zero kicks creepy old guys in the dick with his energy legs

[Scouter9001]

wow dr wily laughs like a douche

[CC8BitSongs]

WAAAHAHAhoohoohau

[KingKizerKun]

BIG O! SHOW TIME!

[UltimateInfinty]

jesus christ this is nutz

[tigerstripes97]

A Red and White bad ass robot with a yellow scarf, an arm cannon, and a riot shield smiles when he hears crazy old people laugh. o god wat

[jorel658]

MAD SCIENTIST .. no wonder Dr light created the recorder O_O

[Clesarie]

Dude this sucks.

[zeldafanful]

2:02-2:18 WTF he sounds like a gay guy

[ThePoopcornMachine]

Er...gay people sound really deep and slow-motionish? This is news to me. :P

Also, the video is only 2:08. Maybe he starts sounding gay in the last 10 seconds that this video doesn't have.

[zeldafanful]

No,he starts at 2:02

[ThePoopcornMachine]

But you said 2:02-2:18. The video is only 2:08.

[zeldafanful]

Yeah,so?

[MrPrototypz]

gay dudes sounds fast-motionish LOL

[eddy0089]

WTF !!! REALLY

[TheAnti6od]

Oh now i remember where this song is from.....

I miss that show

[kawaiifreak860]

@TheAnti6od no it's from mega man, big O just ripped it off and did a very bad duet of it

[xxgiancarlo21xx]

wha ha ha ha ha ha

and protoman smiles at him

rolf

[NedCauphee]

LOL WTF?

[DarkGreen2000]

Wahahahahahooha

*grin*

[orochishade]

lol @ protoman and wily's wily's world domination plots

[ThePoopcornMachine]

I'm glad this video is so popular, but for the love of God people could you please check out some of my other videos? I swear, I'll subscribe to the first person to comment on any of my latest videos, even if you think they suck...

[MEGAXSTU]

This kept me laughing for a while, just can't resist Wily eh? WAHAHHAH!!

[33protoman]

-_-

[evilcokieboy]

lol this makes it looks like protoman is a homosexual

[Moomega]

that dumb smile on proto man's face=priceless

[TheMegamanMaster]

I don't get it

[ThePoopcornMachine]

It's an allegory: Proto Man is God and Dr. Wily is Abraham Lincoln.

[whiteking2f2]

i gotta say, i thought that this was kinda dumb at first, but as it continued i couldn't help but laugh harder and harder. 4 stars, dude.

[blade1550]

wily is gonna have a sore throat

[sageky]

Big O's ending theme?

[ThePoopcornMachine]

Yup!

[Loboprotosolitario]

stupid spam

[ThePoopcornMachine]

Even stupider commenter.

[colin5141]

more stupid*

And this is rather annoying.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

Not as annoying as you. Merry Christmas!

[pocketocrisps]

haha. nice.

[Lilyonsan]

Annoying at first, but got better

.

[JamesMorrow07]

So hilarious in the most ridiculous way. :D

[XelchanTheBrave]

where did you find the remix of protoman's theme in the beginning?