These things do work but, if you're in need of these techniques then, you have already let a lot of stuff go wrong that someone that can use these tricks good enough to get out of the woods wouldn't never have made in the first place.
oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time
if you cant remember how to use two rocks and a fucking stick dont go wandering off in the by yourself.and btw if your that stupid what are you going to do once you figure out where north is haha?
my wife knows her way around the woods a whole lot better than i do so if i ever need to find the way back but dont want to admit im lost i just start beating her until she runs back
lol i remember when me and my friends got lost in the woods. We didn't use these tips and we just use landmarks for help and tha it. BTW landmarks r good to use.
hmmm someone on howcast must have been camping or really loves it, because lately there seems to be a lot of videos based on camping and wilderness. oh well makes for usefull tips
sorry. i fucking hate instructional vids 'cos I have to watch at least 20 a day in the navy, and get great enjoyment out of taking the piss out of them.
Walk in any direction, eventually you'll find a civilization. This is 2012, we humans have successfully paved over most of the earth.
GPakz 2 weeks ago
at 1:49 does it really cost that much to buy a magnet stick in water
johnfatbelly 4 months ago
step 1 say map
step 2 louder!
step 3 EVEN LOUDER!
step 4 listen to an annoying map sing
alexgao814 4 months ago 7
what happens if ur lost in the southern hemisphere?
amethysts1997 5 months ago
isn't it morning son east sun set west?
Jetbus90 5 months ago
a compas doesent cost 300 bucks one like that costs only a few sents
1466002 6 months ago 4
he got ripped off he payed 300$ for a compass
codybrady100 6 months ago 2
Step 1: Go mining
Step 2: get iron and redstone
Step 3: Make a compass.
Step 4: go home and play more Minecraft
Nubs4TheWin 6 months ago 4
I bet Justin Bieber does not know how to navigate without his compass, otherwise A SilverBack Gorilla Rapes him XD
Giann57Angelito 6 months ago
Or..... jus look up and see where the sun sets :)
WolfteamFans 6 months ago
duuuuuh.. south is easy to find, go for the rednecks
Mcbenty 7 months ago
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benjiraul 8 months ago
@benjiraul
chuck sucks he is stupid and old he doesnt even know where anything is even if he had a telescope with him.
Jermz1997 6 months ago
I always walk into the woods looking like I work at Hot Dog on a Stick
Spartan0190 9 months ago 2
After seeung this, i realized that i was so fucked up.
Junjie890 9 months ago
psh, i learned a better way on Man Vs Wild :)
jaymezabc 9 months ago
if it's day, then you can just know east if the sun is there berfore midday.
After midday, then just check the sun, because now it's in west
1999andreas 9 months ago
WHAT ABOUT THE SOUTH???
revrunnertech2772 9 months ago
how do you know all of this?!
blwoller 10 months ago
30 minutes? and what if i don't have a watch?
M00nDanCR 1 year ago 3
they should make a video on how to find constellations...
bookofrecords 1 year ago
wTf?
mscheller74 1 year ago
I have that compass ita a wistle and a magnifing glass and a thermomiter it was like 6 $ canadian
ManTheBush 1 year ago
what a nerd
zeroforever100 1 year ago
i'll use my stick and two rocks after i get back to civilization hehe (wink,wink)
10Dante4 1 year ago
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10Dante4 1 year ago
step 8: Buy a Chuck Norris as soon as you get back to civilization.
toping767 1 year ago
2 rocks 1 stick.
kimng2 1 year ago
lol "a stick and two rocks"
screamomusic4life1 1 year ago
Just use your iphone
adversusilluminati 1 year ago
@adversusilluminati or iod touch?
CAZZERNERY 1 year ago
@adversusilluminati Because everyone lost in the woods has their iPhone with them :/
UltimateTwilight135 1 year ago
What if you don't have a watch on you? Then I guess you can't do the stick-rocks thing. Or you can guess... XD
husypup28 1 year ago
@husypup28 lol my dad's watch has a compass
nukeboy14 1 year ago
I knew it :)
nubcake007 1 year ago
When he kicked up his heels, he farted...
Maginel73 2 years ago 16
These things do work but, if you're in need of these techniques then, you have already let a lot of stuff go wrong that someone that can use these tricks good enough to get out of the woods wouldn't never have made in the first place.
PaulUmbarger 2 years ago
the stick and rock idea is kinda clever
ZackathuiaKawonga 2 years ago 3
Oh my god, did the dude like pay like several 20 bucks for that tiny dang compass?!?!
tsuiyansuet 2 years ago
the sun = rises in the east and sets in teh west
digesteddonkey 2 years ago
Wow! Now I'll have to test all these methods........
rb1912 2 years ago
these work.
FlamesandGuns 2 years ago
nice
fagillusion 2 years ago
1:44
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oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time
megaarceus 3 years ago
if you cant remember how to use two rocks and a fucking stick dont go wandering off in the by yourself.and btw if your that stupid what are you going to do once you figure out where north is haha?
sdustin85 3 years ago 43
@sdustin85 It's YOU'RE, not YOUR, you ignorant twat. Learn your fucking language.
endimion17 6 months ago
@endimion17 Oh As in... You're a fucking tool? Thank you for the grammar lesson now i definately understand.
sdustin85 6 months ago
you expect anyone to remember that?
mspepeiye 3 years ago
too much to remeber the sun the mooon how thik bark is finding the north star who can remeber all thAT:p
mileydemiselenafan1 3 years ago
dude thats like 5 things, if you cant memorize that then your a complete moron
Coopah223 3 years ago 2
or just watch how to improve your memory =)
Santalady101 3 years ago 6
tahts too much info I can't even remember the stick part.
morningPMshow 3 years ago
stick 3 ft. long..first rock at end then another 30 mins. later...west to east...not that hard......but you only need to remember a couple really
jstubbs09 3 years ago
my wife knows her way around the woods a whole lot better than i do so if i ever need to find the way back but dont want to admit im lost i just start beating her until she runs back
jogeryjogo 3 years ago 2
DAS IST MEIN TEIL
lutfan 3 years ago
if you're actually lost, how are you supposed to watch this..?
virtualheadache 3 years ago
this is some pothead shit.
nygamble 3 years ago
Shit Video like if anyone can remember that shit.
HITMANCHON 3 years ago
"like if anyone can remember that shit."
Aside from the buttheads who fill their heads with celebrities and other trash? Plenty of people.
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wierdfreek 3 years ago
lol i remember when me and my friends got lost in the woods. We didn't use these tips and we just use landmarks for help and tha it. BTW landmarks r good to use.
KnightxXx007 3 years ago
you probally got lost in OSH's flower garden
gaypplreadthis 3 years ago
hmm who can remember thaT?;/
manhatmaftw 3 years ago
"hmm who can remember thaT?;/"
Thinking people
velvethandofdarkness 3 years ago
"hmm who can remember thaT?;/"
"Thinking people"
I'm so sure you're gonna be able to think if you're lost in the woods.. You would just think before and bring a compass..
manhatmaftw 3 years ago
What if the compass breaks halfway through the journey? You never thought about that now have you..
alleyhanai 3 years ago
If you are good at navigate the use of compass.
yestyle 3 years ago
0:29 what if you dont have a watch???
is there a way to tell seconds/minutes??
frvfilms 3 years ago
it doesn't have to be an exact period of time, just enough time for the shadow to move.
slapsh0t11 3 years ago 2
wow, I would pay over 300$ for a compass too, lol, XD
I wouldnt use a compass actually, I'd use a handeheld GPS
MrPacMan36 3 years ago
hmmm someone on howcast must have been camping or really loves it, because lately there seems to be a lot of videos based on camping and wilderness. oh well makes for usefull tips
spidey2065 3 years ago
well yha but they usualy do abut what 10 vids on a subject idk
graham1995 3 years ago
yeah, if you never got tired of hiking through the wilderness.
dungheap123 3 years ago
I guess if you're lost and you now know NESW, you now have the awesome ability to guess the direction in which you need to go to.
dungheap123 3 years ago
that was cool
happymimi16 3 years ago
Very good and interesting...
but here's an interesting question...
what good is a North,east, west, south...WITHOUT A MAP?
O_o
HatroVille 3 years ago
Duh, walking in one particular direction is always better than walking in circles.
kobokok 3 years ago
ahahah Kobokok, I definitely agree with you...
and hahasniper too.
HatroVille 3 years ago
And that compass looked like a big spoon or ladle on a square platform that you hold on to.
jasleil 3 years ago
why did he stress on the word "Chinese"?
do i detect some...
iamkimbap 3 years ago 2
I'm sure he only did it to try to make it sound more dramatic.
BlitzWing00 3 years ago
i think that is just how he pronounces it
bandofbrothersmovie 3 years ago
maybe..
iamkimbap 3 years ago
puts alot of emphasism one the word chinese lol... but ya great tips thanks alot now i just gotta get lost ;)
briant2828 3 years ago
"usually" facing southeast.....this isnt accurate -.-
bensonak47 3 years ago
Good tips!
FeedThemToTheWhales 3 years ago 2
those were good tips thanks
now i just have to get stuck in the wilderness...nd hopefully i'll remember them
Rivka45 3 years ago
Wow! $340 for a compass?!
ZZZblob 3 years ago 2
its kinda late for this camp stuff it would have been useful in the summer
JPLord1 3 years ago
woah, that much for a compass?
XxMrWilsonxX 3 years ago
I know seriously...
bigsister463 3 years ago
Now tell me how to use a compass
BtiGold 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im SOO with you on that one!
bigsister463 3 years ago
hahaha, he farted at 1:47
paokole2 3 years ago 2
yeah, but taking the piss entertains me
michaelthonger 3 years ago
method 2: ask for directions
michaelthonger 3 years ago
michaelthonger:
I mena, who the fuck could you ask directions for if there's no one ? It's called common sense.
CrossOutTheEyes 3 years ago 5
god?
sorry. i fucking hate instructional vids 'cos I have to watch at least 20 a day in the navy, and get great enjoyment out of taking the piss out of them.
michaelthonger 3 years ago
why the hell would you want to take piss out of something?
Spitwad666 3 years ago
maybe you need a sense of humour. All my comments on the other vids have been recieved really well. Just lighten up.
michaelthonger 3 years ago
I thought your comment was funny, they're just dumb haters.
BtiGold 3 years ago
thanks. You should see the one on how to crash a prom. that's a classic
michaelthonger 3 years ago
260 dollar for a regular compass lol! thats a really exspensive compass
paymybillz 3 years ago 6
lol thats a lot of money for a compass..
legoboy95 3 years ago 54
this one is really helpful
muxicry 3 years ago 5
cool
iliketurtals 3 years ago 3
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FueledByMaruchan 3 years ago