Duke Nukem Quotes!

[giddy123456]

MAKIN' BACON

[leo1985mgs]

19 were ripped off their head and then shitted down their neck

[thadbaxter]

Suuuuckitdown

[WW2GM]

oh you ass is grass and i have the grass wacker

[DanielMw2Dias]

best quote: There's Only Two Ways This Can End, And In Both of Them You Die.

[onorack123]

"makin bacon"

[Mentaldpx]

Saxton Hale ? Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[JellyFishPuddin]

"Where is it"??!!

[nickel672]

WTF!!!!! no balls of steel????

[ZRFtheNextGen]

It's my way, or... hell, it's my way!

[mario12189]

2:53 Kipikyeaye MotherF***er.

[TheAwesome1318]

yeah piece of cake (that's my difficultyXD)

[IRapeYourFamily]

3:07  Nice ass.

[LMAO2988]

make a vid of duke saying "You freaking headshot scripted cheater."

[007kingifrit]

u got most of em but u missed some!

[selfassfistied]

Seriously... put the captions on, hilarious ! like : "did the benefits are nice steak that dude dirty rat sperm" XD

[WhelenVTXR2]

YIPPEE KAIAYE MOTHERFUCKER

[zakopako82]

wonderful video!! thanks for all of them toghetter!!! "Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

[Spawencz]

DAMN! I HATE DISCO! :D

[EndeavourACR]

Holy Cow!

[DirtyDubs69]

Makin bacon....

[marksmithwas12]

You missed LOADS!!!!!!!

[xXXrayzerXXx]

''quote from the video''

[ninja69245]

Jon St. John is fucking awesome xD

[MDiGIaC]

19 people are all out of gum

[slowrock22]

MAKIN' BACON

[player19951995]

its time to kick gum and chew bubble ass.....

[DannyV1991]

@player19951995 and i'll rip off your head and shit your neck

[Romualdz69]

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! xD

[ThePhaserz]

2:53 My favourite!!!!!!

[ThePhaserz]

Chuck Norris sucks,Duke Nukem rules!!!!!

[aldoreshgaramok]

Time to fumigate.

[maxsaiyen]

Now your see me ..... Now your Dead

[stefanilievski]

1:35 Eeeeeeepiiiic



[icutpeepolz]

...death before DISCO!

[urpaderpa]

Bruce Campbell/ Ash> Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[evilstephen902]

Anything> Chuck Norris

[APotatoWithAPistol]

WOHOOOOO 1000th COMMENT!

[juanpastation]

this is so damn classic, just awesome!

[nelandquinten]

99 problems but DNF aint one

[Noobenheimer]

MAKIN BACON

[StatelessEuphoria]

K-T-I-T, k-tit, playing the breast-uh, the best tunes in town!

[Zimboy94]

You forgot "where is it?"

[JKoteMusic]

Balls of Steel?

[abbadeen]

Duke Nukem = Chuck Norris in the video game world

[AGENTE4777]

@abbadeen no dude Duke > chuck anyworld

[TimmyBlox]

Pinkie Pie > Duke Nukem

Nuff said.

[Jsheathed]

@TimmyBlox Adult men watching MLP is creepy and the obsession over it got old long ago.

[snobunny123]

@TimmyBlox

Maybe....*sniff*...Maybe....

I am yet to meet one who can outsmart old spice guy.

[MrOcelot9]

How do you lower/rise your weapon in Duke Nukem 3D?

[MrOcelot9]

The most kickass one-liners of all time.Even more kickass than Serious Sam.

[solar464]

@MrOcelot9 no shit, serious sam was the ripoff of the duke.

[gamemaker60]

It just hit me, the flying alien heads look like ballsacks

[iamfilleg]

I was expecting ponies!

[DadaistTheater]

@iamfilleg Came here to escape from ponies.

[iamfilleg]

@DadaistTheater Silly. That's imposstible. You eighter join the herd, or die!

Join us, Join us. Join us! JOIN US!

[DadaistTheater]

@iamfilleg Not denying that they're totally awesome.

[iamfilleg]

@DadaistTheater Good boy! :D

[petaredrev]

DIE, BITCH

[TheOliminator]

i outta brake a broom handle off in your're ass ..lolololol fav one

[Faetterguf123]

1:36 what you want to hear ... trust me

[BurntWeenySandwhich]

i go where i please? mundo is that you?

[b1rd1sword]

you forgot balls of steel

[jakezilla382000]

Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[gta4freak666]

@jakezilla382000 Chuck norris > Duke nukem

[chris12783]

@jakezilla382000 fuck u man u think duke can come here like chuck noris and beat the shit out of me before i even finish with this djiaskjlakjlfjaskjlvnakjnjasjk­jdwarioasd,lx.l.lz.l,./c./x,.v­,vlzpiAopq3290ji0-fm4f47qxuvuj­eauveji-rofddsihrghuhiguoso

[jakezilla382000]

@chris12783 It's a joke,get over it

[chris12783]

@jakezilla382000 i'm kidding too i'm not some duke nukem addict

[jakezilla382000]

@chris12783 neither am I and I don't Idolize Chuck Norris

[festa96]

@jakezilla382000 no no no... your doin it wrong. its Chuck Norris > Duke Nukem Hell YEAH!

[TheSeair]

lifes a bitch..and then YOU DIE i like big guns and i cannot lie now you see me now your dead die bitch im not gonna fight you.. im gonna kick your ass suck it down ooo your ass is grass and iv got the weed wacker son of a bitch what a pussy your pissin me off this really pisses me off NOW IM REALLY PISSED OFF theres only 2 ways this can end.. and in both of them... you die im gonna kick your ass..bitch im gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck its a good day to die best quotes!!

[Megasevo23]

TIEM TO CHEW ASS AND KICK GUM... AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS

[Bowl1013]

NO!!! YOU FORGOT "I've got balls of steel!"

[gamerman5001]

One of my favorites:

Go ahead, make my day.

[Olismith27]

Your ass is grass, and i've got the weed whacker!

[volvo145]

"!im gods gift to women"

[IamZmybaWDF]

MAKEN BACKON!

[Rawklorrd]

Gordon Freeman will still kick Duke Nukem in a fight. Weapons or not.

[volvo145]

should have some quotes from time to kill

[HendrixGirl4270]

@volvo145 | it did man

[razark9]

It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

[TheLoko154]

MAKIN' BACON

[bestraft7]

18 ppl are disco fans ! and or have ass faces lol

[warated]

if Bin Laden used some of these quotes he might had 1 victory xD jk

[davetista]

They should totally make a long Duke Nukem movie! With all those quotes and more.

[warated]

This is Gunther!!!

Or his Brother!

[hivemind99999]

missing "we meet again doctor Jones"

[TheGuillermo54]

"Kids, remmember that im a professional, don't try this at home"

[austenkruse]

I don't think i heard "I don't have time to play with myself"

[yourdaddy342]

@austenkruse i have time o.o

[supersmashbro596]

this guy went on to voice a retaurded cat in a game where its a hedgehog vs an old geezer and his robots.

which was a BIG step down from duke.

something tells me that character should be the one with the gunz instead of that STOOPID fishing rod.

[MikePowellSoldier]

Hi. Can you guys tell me what he says in :

0:05: It's skirtstriping time ?????

1:15: Call me now for your free weaping?????

1:57: Klina bana yo full ?????

2:32: You fightfight learn ????????

2:50: Hey Paguys??????

2:55: You invisible headshot skripti cheater??????

Thanks in advance :D I watch this film every day and completed Duke Nukem Forever on Insane difficulty. Heil to the king, baby!

[Devilsnightforlife]

@MikePowellSoldier

0:05: It's gear stripping time

1:15: Call me now for your free whipping

1:57: clean up on aisle 4

2:32: You'd think they'd learn

2:50: Hey bug eyes

2:55: You invisible headshot scripted cheater

[MikePowellSoldier]

@Devilsnightforlife

Thanks man. I really appreciate it.

[saorazvan2010]

18 one-eyed pricks didn't like this DUKE video

[kuraimauri]

Duke Nukem on Chuck Norris 4:04

[FrostSalonica]

REST IN PIECES! \m/

[Stagfire22]

18 Chuck Norris clones disliked this

[Razgriz85]

theres a quote missing its from duke nukem zero hour "pig nuts roasting as i open fire"

[adamwestslapcritter]

@TheGamerGuy551 Duke Nukem is the father of Chuck Norris.

[Trollicopter]

@adamwestslapcritter Correction: Duke Nukem took a dump and named it Chuck Norris.

[adamwestslapcritter]

@Trollicopter That works too.

[TimothyParadox1]

Yeah, piece of cake!

[Pathogenicma]

0:50 Confucius say...

[TheWizardRat]

"Let's go surfin' now, everybody is learning how... come on with a safari with meeeEeEE!"

Dammit Duke, you're good, but you won't born to sing

[AmericanThunder]

18 people are alien scum!!

[SmackDaddy955]

duke nukem + bruce lee + chuck norris = duke nukem

[Blasphemerish]

Now you see me, now you're dead xD

[CartmanTuttle]

Duke Nukem+Bruce Lee+Chuck Norris=Armageddon.

[ImpureusX]

Duke Nukem > < Chuck Norris

[ClaudioProductionsX]

your face, your ass

what's the difference

[ClaudioProductionsX]

duke nukem: symbol of the manly.

[LegsWillson]

hail to the king baby! fuck you chuck......im sorry

[bolognapony59]

the new duke nukem game sucks

[kuraimauri]

@bolognapony59 confucius say: DIE.

[Roflmager]

Confucius say: die

[hywelkidd]

Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[IoNonSoNulla]

comment removed by the Duke.

[MrMadness87]

when you get to hell, tell 'em duke sent ya

[dinmamma333k]

It's my way or... hell, it's my way

[cjavier96]

wher is the "BALLS OF STEEL" one?

[TallerDuncan45]

hello, viewer 223,638. We have been expecting you

[StephenBass4eva]

i love when he picks up the phone, hears heavy female breathing, and says 'Lara?' XDDDDDD thats so funny!

[MrJuzsztin]

3:50, watch it with subs (cc button)

instead of im gonna kick youre ass it says: ''im gonna take your ears...''

[kuraimauri]

there's only two ways this can end and in both of them... you die.

[wiccanXexodus]

arent all his quotes famous? lol

[Ulises86PR]

Confucious says: "Die!"

[MrJuzsztin]

@TheGamerGuy551 *comment removed by Chuck Norris*

[Fantabanubbus]

@MrJuzsztin

*chuck norris removed by duke nukem*

[lelmarir1]

17 people have bubble gum

[navi1007]

@TheGamerGuy551 they are equal

[msg21998]

MAKIN BACON

[Golemoid]

you should have like a 1 sec pause between the clips

[Macck0]

where is "i hate pigs" quote from manhatan project???

[PolishSpaceMarine7]

17 People who disliked this where pig cops that got their ass whooped

[GamerTai4165]

My mom walked in on me listening to these and we had a very awkward moment

[jetliswar1992]

don't have time to play with myself!

[Edubbplate]

@TheGamerGuy551 they were in the KFA Marines together.

[serioustuna]

Whoever wrote these should be given the nobel peace prize

[HaakonTheViking]

@serioustuna Peace? fuck that! We need a Nobel kickass price! :D

[KILLINSINCE1997]

omg now u see me now ur dead is in cnc generals zero hour in the generals challenge vs the stealth general

[Ksouv721]

I wanna hear Big the Cat say some of these quotes

[branslick64]

1:11 Tomb Raider pose lol.

[nemaneth]

what mean MAKIN BACON?

[windson7]

why do people have to compare everyone with God?

[ggamm87]

It's down to you and me... you freak

[EvripidesCelicakias]

Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris > God

[GoldenSinkTV]

1:10 life is like box of ammo, now you see me now your dead .... hahaha!!!

[TheCrywolf91]

its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum........ and im all outta gum

[volvo145]

@TheCrywolf91 hm i only heard cliås from Duke 3d Duke 64 and manhattan project.

[Raiden3651]

God of one-liners.

[T0B0KKE]

@TheGamerGuy551 Duke is Chuck Norri's and Lara Croft's son.

[TheAngelClanLeader]

0:48 Makin' bacon :P

[Shawsh2143]

0:50 SC2 overlord on the right

[GotchaOnMyHTC]

Your ass is grass... And I've got the weedwhacker!!

[acrc14]

Confucious say: DIE



[kajsilud]

1:12



[lceus]

Yo dawg, I herd you like quotes so we're posting quotes in the duke nukem quotes video's comment box.

[SkruffyPretzals]

i finally conquered the duke nukem voice but its funny cuz im only like 5'7 and look nothing like duke :D but i did it :P

[WarriorDragon567]

"YOUR ASS IS GRASS!, AND I'VE GOT THE WEED WACKER!!!!!!!!"

[hdiaz043]

Now you see me, now you're DEAD !

[abbadeen]

This video contains 'BAWLS OF STEEEEEEEEL'!!! xD

[leonwizard]

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gun, and im all out of gum

[kkevin369]

I cracked up when he said "Born to be wild" lmao

[skulljoint]

half man half animal all DEAD!!!

[BabyPunter94]

Im ganna rip your head off and shit down your neck

[zackcaz543]

Say hello to my little friend. Oh wait that's stallone ^_^

[EpsilonKnight2]

@zackcaz543 Al Pacino :\