Zombie Attack Compensation Company

[Mrjoshthejosh1]

i called and nobody would answer

[teh1tronner]

zombie attack constipation company

[CANTBEASSEDEDDY]

Your a legend.

[MrStefan12300]

what have you got against joe?

[warriorwolf777]

ARSE. XD

[kingsnial]

1-800 ARSE

[minecraftmalazer123]

Lol 1800 A Really Sore Eye

 ARSE

[420lightmyspliff420]

poor joe...

[Zuretis]

A Real Sore Eye.....

ARSE!

[icecreamtub123]

hehehe ......arse

[kylethompson1998]

hi

[TheCrackerBrony]

lol ARSE

[jokertronboy]

i called it was a porn company

[UndertakerDigger19]

0:03 Epic face

[Yungfast98499]

STUPID

[KillBallPK]

0-800-a really sore eye, lol

[GlennAnimator]

ARSE

[TechnicolorAlice]

0800-ARSEXD

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

Breaking the budget on this one. ;)

[emrere4]

thumbs up if you tryed to call this number but instead you accedently call your aunt (god my aunt is so annoying)

[qagordon10]

thumbs up if you called it but the phone said the number you dialed cannot be reached

[mountaingoat47]

hmmm, when my eye gets pulled out it usually drips blood only at first and then stops, so i am quite skeptical about this video.

[jewbilee666]

@mountaingoat47

how many times did you try it? three?

[Mario19031]

THIS VIDEO PROVES PLAYING TO MUCH NAZI ZOMBIES CAN HARM YOU... they reach through the screen and pull your eyes out followed by unrealistic blood spray

[YouCool007]

at the end it say do not call this number

[ekr1212]

ted are you sponcerd if not ill makee you

[SuperJinKisaragi]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[RMXPmaker]

donotcallthisnumber

[Avenexx]

you are hilarious guys

[OMFGCreepers461]

that happened to me once

[Mysterioman313]

Where's the nooo!

[EeveeGlomper]

Happens to me all the time

[BlazeX43]

Why are there so many mine craft comments on TedCrustys videos/

[MegaAlphaGamer]

no that has not happened to me

[TheBloodmakerr]

Umm i called and all i heard was Trolololololol ololololololololo Then i stayed on for 2 more mins Never gunna give you up never gunna let you down.

[videoexplora]

how did i get here from minecraft



[Bl00dlegend]

Fake.

[Lazlo319]

I hate losing all that fake blood inside me through unrealistic bloodspraying through my eyes. I should call that number!

[xxxFROZENSOUPxxx2]

Looks like Jed!

[lolvideos2011]

how did i get here?

[BlazeX43]

This was the best investment I've ever made.

[ipodkidiscrazy]

what?! no no?

[BlazeX43]

Must be legit.

[aaroncassidy7]

@BlazeX43 What do you mean 'must be'? Of coarse it's legit, duhhh.

[bmanyugioh7]

Must be fake! Why the hell would he be watering dead plants?

[cluborronn]

the eye think was fake (obviously) you can see through the head when eye is pulled out

[laghostgirl]

ok

[Trueclanonxbox]

if u click 0.15 relly fast lolololol 8D

[emilyjanestamper]

once again, so bad i love it!

[richardf51]

jajajaj me isieron reir

[superdestructorx]

The GAME has begun

[Rahhzor]

"Do not call police number"?

[fallbackman]

ok even tho that was fake... its still kinda disturbing

[snakev10v5]

I was watching breaking benjamin vids how did I get here?

[CuntyAssbite]

I've lost a family member to Zombie attack and I find this incredibly offensive.

[EgomaniaOtachi]

@CuntyAssbite I've lost a Zombie member to a family attack and am incredibly offensive.

[Thedlatlen]

i dotn know someone took out my eye

[Happygreen12]

Eww

[Jozzke1998MetalKing]

its fake :D

[dohgustav]

i just cant stop watching these clips

[MrCowboy0009]

@mrcowboy0009 0800- ARSE

[MrCowboy0009]

1800-ARSE lol

[DanifireO7]

aw man i was hoping for a joe death

[mcrarburger]

i though this was ganna be a parody of plants vs zombies

[kurt5665]

hey joe did u notice there where no nooohh, noohhh !!

[TheVegas007]

Where is Joe?

[CelluloidHoax]

was that Justin Beiber? X)

[AAR0NC00L]

@CelluloidHoax Hopefully It was :D

[TheDude7456]

plants vs zombiees is the solution!

[AnimatorDavid]

Ted, do you by any chance play minecraft?

[ToadsidianMC]

*Watches video*

*Sees man watering plants*

*Pauses*

Wait....

Is that Jeb? o.O

[Wesley683]

1-800-ARSE lol

[tj526]

love the guy's reaction to the zombie. lol

[samhomeproductions]

4TH Favorite JO***

[zanemor]

Lol A Really Sore Eye 0800- A.R.S.E

[mountaingoat47]

i better give him ring. i hate when that happens

[cohort18]

i kicked A Really Sore Eye yesterday

[BeholdTheHeadOfGod]

cryptopsy shirt! f yes!

[octorock888]

i was watching minecraft and i got here?!?!

[pudycuplvr]

@octorock888 i got here from minecraft too :P

[jjeokam]

@octorock888 hahahaha i was 2!!!! Mob trap?

[Wolfcanes]

@octorock888 DITTO!

[sorahauk]

@octorock888 how the crap did you manage to do that?

[cluborronn]

@sorahauk if you pay attention you can see through the guys head when he pulled out the eye

[theElectr0ne]

@cluborronn no thats just your imagination a man brutally died you prick :(

[cluborronn]

@theElectr0ne he didnt freaking die. the video isnt freaking real stupid. there are no such things as zombies. you can tell that the mask is fake when the zombie is fake. and besides, wouldn't the zombie also kill the the person holding the camera AND the FAKE head had no hair. so call yourself a prick you stupid head. sorry if im being mean but you thinking someone actually died in this video is stupid.

[jewbilee666]

@cluborronn

This is real dont joke about this a man lost his life.

[cluborronn]

@jewbilee666 omg you guys are so freaking stupid. why would someone have his eye ripped out in a video?! the zombie looked fake!!! AND zombies dont exist and besides, if a real zombie came out of the woods the guy would run away and tell the police AND it would be on the news. and did you notice that the zombie came out RIGHT when he started filming?!?!?!? you such and idiot

[54MSAM]

@cluborronn no, this is 100% authentic

[BrianRichterWWETV]

@cluborronn the zombie was real, you can clearly see there is no mask

[jewbilee666]

@cluborronn

You are sick. Stop making fun about this. If a zombie killed you we would not laugh either. This is a very sad movie about a tragic zombie attack.

[cluborronn]

@jewbilee666 im not making fun of this video!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COME THERE ARE SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS REAL?!?!??!? IF THIS IS REALLY THEN HALF OF AMERICA WOULD BE ZOMBIES BY NOW. MAYBE EVEN MORE. BESIDES THE ZOMBIE HAS THE SAME CLOTHS AS HIM AND THE MASK IS THE MOST UNREALISTIC ZOMBIE THING IN THE WORLD! THIS GUYS VIDEOS ARE "FAKE"!!!! WHAT PART OF THAT CAN YOU NOT SEE OR UNDERSTAND?!?!?!? P.S. THIS VIDEO IS MEANT TO LOOK FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jewbilee666]

@cluborronn

Do no insult zombies just because they look different, that is racism, be a bit more respectful please! You obviously have never seen a zombie but more than 70% of all Americans is a zombie, living but braindead people. You are fake, this video is real. I think you are a zombie trying to fool me into thinking you do not exist so you can eat my brains.

[jewbilee666]

@cluborronn

Your logic is faulty. Jesus is a zombie and he is real too. But you are saying zombies do not exist so you are going to hell. But OK, I admit, Jesus is a cheap and simple trick to fool you into believing in him. This video is a real documentary, scientific evidence!

[MrToobsox]

@octorock888 Me too!

[fyrdawg589]

@octorock888 yeah, I was watching vids of lightning strikes when I came across a video of Joe's golf game during a lightning storm, now I can't look away no matter how hard I try

[saxin12]

@octorock888 The zombie word maybe?..

[6954sergio]

@octorock888 hahahahaha me 2

[natman40418]

lol

[natman40418]

@natman40418 lol

[natman40418]

@natman40418 lol

[natman40418]

@natman40418 lol

[MW2DoomBringer]

How the fuck did I get here from minecraft?

[123mmify]

@MW2DoomBringer thats what im wondering lol

[SirHerpington]

I think this is the greatest out of all of your master CGI videos. Amazing.

[Numberer1]

Seems legit.

[69waveydavey]

You MUST have stolen technology from Disney Pixar there is no way you have done this yourself. I would be careful mate there could be a law suit coming!!!

[1smartidiot]

Thumbs up if you called the number.

[SuperAdventureDude]

Um i called but all i got was a sex line.....

[mountaingoat47]

if only everyday people had this kind of humor!

[bulmeruk]

Love how you can't help but smirk while you do these, haha

[laryibeliveinzombies]

i called that number , those basterds didnt answer me -,-

[TeamOtonashi]

seems liget to me

[Mattbball53097]

Is that Jeb?

[Stjensen96]

Lol A Really Sore Eye the letters spell arse one way of saying ass

[x702kiddx]

I need to call now.

[shiva1055]

I'm sorry but there is a disturbing lack of "Nnnoo" in this and some of your other videos

[EarthHero432]

yes i have been atacked by a but nothing hapend to me and zombies are people with raibes

[dullhen]

ew but fake

[ewwapoo223]

hold 4 lol

[craphappychinesepapy]

No!

[bl00drushnick]

ugh, not i must find slimshady1775

[Snowman2388]

The disclaimer at the end said do not call this number lol dammit now what am I going to do about my eye?

[ydocydoc12]

I just called. It seems that number you gave us isn't real...

[theamazingsomethin]

who here understood the disclaimer at the end?!?!?

[Thelastolympian11]

gross

[blackopsbeast22]

damit...i saw the picture for the video and thought it was a vagina...

[Wrash16]

@blackopsbeast22 ... pretty obvious that you have never seen a vagina then.

[ArguriosRS]

@blackopsbeast22 Wow?

[webcammayem31]

@blackopsbeast22 same

[darkmagic639]

lol i really tried calling that number

[pilotz23]

=)))))

[TheEpicflyer]

i remember watching a very serious zombie movie, all the zombies say "brain...brain...brain..." ha ha ha !!

[Skateboardlover031]

Plants vs Zombies :D

[TrollingYouBe]

So that's what Joe's head looks like...

[powpowman98]

Anyone Tried the number?

[doente5]

press 4 for watermelon juice

[TheRedstoneFTW]

THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME! =D FINALLY I CAN SUE SOME BRAIN DEAD ZOMBIES YAY!

[TheDeanmoz]

he looks like jeb from mojang

[legofilms4fun]

...for the compensation you deserve . .. donotcallthisnumber. LOL

[HellothereimAmanda]

WHERES JOE?

[icalvin566]

Hold down 4 for endless blood

[BestBeats4U]

press 3



[TheDodoman3000]

compensation you desieuuve

[JadedTrojan]

The zombie should have pulled your shitty stache off.

[3batsy]

thumbs up if you called the number

[imjustsayin1199]

i was waiting for the nooohh haha

[BirthdayBoii978]

@imjustsayin1199 init haha 

[vTupaczGhosTv]

LOL

[GamingXpert3000]

Thumbs up if you really called it

[JAXTERWARS27]

A

Really

Sore

Eye

[paulgregs2006]

where was the no lol

[JACKHTV]

Thumbs up for a really sore eye aka arse

[Flubbagasterd]

fkiNG SADOOOOOOO



[Risiko94]

00:07 thats scary o.0

[legoman12384]

make the plants fight the zombies! PLANTS VS ZOMBIES (real life)

[OrionXBlaze]

You forgot the "No!"

[danomay99]

haha ive only just realised that at 0:15 it says *0800 A Really Sore Eye* and all the caps spell *ARSE* (:

[sirbobification]

@danomay99 wow.

[jessica8151]

@danomay99 lolz i just realised =] and how has he died 244 times?!

[willpreeview]

@danomay99 The Crustymeister's comedy is multi faceted.

[GambitInTheNight]

0800-ARSE

[XxElmozzzXX]

LOL XD

[aaroncassidy7]

A Really Sore Eye. haha arse

[jpowt1]

@aaroncassidy7 HAHAHA

[SuperMarkijan]

There is a zombie

[stellaruniversexmpls]

there is more likes than dislikes

[okate251]

@stellaruniversexmpls Incredible observation!

[GumballGeoff]

That zombie was clearly the reincarnation of one of Joe's former accidents!