I AM ALIVE

[MomoHasMuffins]

uhh ... I'll just like it wth :D

[nagamora]

If I didn't c ur other videos first I would have thought ur a moron :)

[aditi1998]

I'm dead :(

[dariusdareme]

U, u, a, a?

[Excessivecontrast]

Kinda like something Sara Silverman would do. 

[donteverlietome]

Gee hon, that was a bit funny but don't expect a grammy award for it.

Leroy says, "She sho iz a crazy lil white gurl."

Seriously................we're glad you're still kickin' or is it sprickin'?

Anyway, keep the faith baby....................

Aufwiedersehen................­.

[MoroseGirl]

@donteverlietome she won an emmy. so i would shut your trap.

[MomoHasMuffins]

@donteverlietome OMG!! the perfect comment!! Yes. she has a grammy and no, she's not lying to you!? She's definitively telling the truth, right? She's alive! I think ... O.o

[ravelio1]

are you retarded or wtf

[jcallin666777]

@ravelio1 stfu queer spic

[anthony2002able]

Yay a monkey

[USAbLaSt]

Original set?

[coolmovies3]

...

[marco1265]

Bailemos Salsa mi amore!

[TayRoxfull]

Do you know that your website isn't working?

[xhandxofxhonorx]

why not more dislikes? its just a fake mimic with a bad voice-sound covert with a ugly shitface!

[amindofmyownhere]

Sounds EXACTLY like Invader Zim. wtf? lol

[xID3M3NT3DIx]

I remember watching this when it released.

[nicePiccolo]

wtf?

[theupsetter80]

yay,,, poop

[MizzezCuty]

fuck you, people who dislike this video. watch her other shit!! (and i love her shit!!) she's better than just screaming at the camera saying I AM ALIVE!!!

so yeah, 210 people missed the LIKE button!!

[theblackcomp111]

Fuck you

[BDFdaTnT]

@theblackcomp111 can't people like you at least make more effort when trolling, "fuck you" is the most generic insult, apart from "your mum" maybe

[godsephro]

hothothothothot

[spaceshitFILMS]

315 ppl missed the "not like" button

[funk192]

I like Monkeys.

[athtsak1]

Excellent! Now that we have established the basics, we can move on to more important things, like, how we are going to be alive together.... hahaha (evil laugh )

[peachhawk]

you crazy!



[bwaani]

Oh phew, i'm sooo glad :)

[CatsRcute03]

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!

[DaMan1964]

Shes pretty... go girl!!

[MegaMissMoo]

haha lol

[devulboy1]

Karen is like a ghost...she'll haunt you til you're dead. She's been alive & well the whole time on youtube. I expect her to be on here for about 60 more years. Watch her turn old & grey (psyche), but more like Cher or Madonna who gets BFs half their age. May her child have his/her youtube channel, call it Spricket Jr. year 2030. +

[lulhoofd1]

just awesome.

[BarbA31]

Hahahahahahahaha..

[SlakjeJasper]

You looked like Emma Wattson thurrrrrrr.

[pedroaugustorabelo]

lol?i didnt get the meaning of this video

[hiddenprophecy]

you are too funny lady!

[ArClimb]

Shit girl.. You're fuckin' crazy.... But i like you....

[boooootube]

I want to make love to your funny

[hollywell59]

I Love The First Pic Its So Profesional

[bremenskater17]

okay, first half -- you're crazy... Second half.. So much better.. The SNL preview of Karen ALLOY. And I love doing  the Audio Preview.

[lollipo123]

lmao

[HorseSucker1]

Is your anus alive

[Axizado]

good for you.. <3

[JBxloverx]

I'M ALIVE TOO!!

omg lets go celebrate!

[CatsRcute03]

@JBxloverx Hey! I was gonna say that!

[legosRforEMO]

i love the angle

[alexkg1]

mmmmm....perfect angle

[Cysgu]

Hahah I needed that laugh cheers

[FateEternal]

That's a relief! I may have called the Ghostbusters by mistake! :) (sings Flyleaf) "I'm a-liiiiiive, I'm alive"

[MJMUNGA]

How did you get your eyes soo big

[volnessj]

you and your left brow raising wonderfulness. It's like your trademark.

[Breyana123]

this is one of my favorites, i watch it everyday !

[Kukuburra]

...?

[broj8s8n79]

Don't worry, life is only temporary. This too shall pass...

[kasimirneumann]

smokin!

[SidneyXda]

gorgeous!

[theLB96]

???

You're funny. I subscribed!

[the5regularguys]

They told her she was mad...MAD I SAY!!! But she did it...SHE-DID-IT...

[playboyx5g]

What are you a frankenspricket.

[Royal46]

wtf?

[icklemisssunshine]

what the hell...?

[laydeeROYALTY]

SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKIN MONKEY

[alejin3]

ooh thas hat

[hannahandholly123]

er no go an hava bath!

you love yourself to much duck!

[kancerious]

that fuckin monkey is fuckin anoying wtf

[solarnaut]

agreed, it's like a lot of commercials these days... incorporating annoying shrillness to demand attention

[sniffthemagic]

Okay, I love you, okay?

[skeeterman041588]

i wanna fuck ur mouth

[ElectricSizzle]

Im Alive!!!!!!!

Dun dun Dun da Wat Do Waat!!!

[iBabyChick]

Gosh! Your soo pretty!

[FrostedLlama]

I agree with..

periodpanties

[brittany0823]

hey my name is karen too! wait no its not

[AICabal]

Ugly whore, keep taking those meds.

[ThompsonSeedless]

is that a refence to her zombie movie

[periodpanties]

You should really share your eyebrow tips.

[Lizaalamode]

so random haha but youre really pretty

[hokeyxoxpokey]

um..... interesting?

[spacefonkey]

you're adorable lol

[sniffthemagic]

A) Shut trap.

B) Remove pants.

[mikerin07]

wow, i think you just baked my noodle.

[XxHeilprincessxX]

xDxDxDxDxD!!!

OMG!!

xD!

One day you will kill me of laught xD

[Skull0nFire]

And Youtube continues to ruin my life, why do i keep watchinfg these meaningless videos why!!??

byebye karen x

[VandallayIndustries]

It is true, you appear to be alive and smart and funny and very pretty....a beautiful Lady can quickly and easily convince an admirer that life exists....check you pulse...We will all check ours...

Camus? Sartre? Beaudelaire? You must have studied French Lit, from circa 1880 to 1955 or so? I think I heard you speak French with a great accent in one of your other fine vids. Give us more of the French, please...

"Nietzsche is Pietzsche, but Sartre is Smartre."

signed- 'A. Kunnen Lingueste' 1970

[Godsmutant]

DAMM!!!

[daajkoot99]

I'm fkin dead

[livetnelis]

u ave ONE BIG MISTAKE: ure not married with me :(

ilur eyes...all of you but the most ilur eyes

CUTIEPIE!!!

[Gibbyson3]

.....

[mrsmolly06]

ur really pretty

[LoveyAmber]

i'm not going to even ask.

[hellovercherry]

I dont know why, but this was oddly funny! I was laughing at the end lol, I mean like LAUGHING! ROLLING IN MY CHAIR. :D

[ShiloRoman]

Дура

[FreakCitySF]

I am annoying!

[Kungpaul]

take your clothes off, please

[mugflub]

You make this world a better place

[jamie4418]

We need an ignore button on Youtube.

[xXOLLiEJDXx]

alive sorry ..cant speel woot bloob

[xXOLLiEJDXx]

your alice?...cool me 2

[johnnymacmanus]

WHy is it that the majority of people leaving rude comments are people that have nothing on their channel, and are only on here to do JUST that? Be rude and downright stupid in commenting on videos?

[jamie4418]

That's why need need an ignore button.

[irida4ever]

what the fuck?...is she stupid or something else...damn u...give us back our 00:30"..lol...you are g.t.p. you fuckin'slut

[tzoaglf]

damn... give me back my 00:30'' ...pfffff... get a life, you are not alive...

[baransenol]

u r a  mad womennn :):):)::)

[teikalen]

Alive? Bah. prove it!

[missy6492]

WHA THA FUCK....woz that boot!?! i wnt tha 30 seconds of my life back BEEATCH! -.-

[lfgalbraith]

Nobody cares, but here's a helpful tip: Don't spend another 30 typing this out!

[missy6492]

if nobody cares as u so generously pointed out, WHY U REPLYIN TO ME!?! here's a helpful tip 4 YOU: Dnt spend 30 seconds tellin me no1 cares n then replyin to me coz dat just makes u look lyk an even biggah twat than u already r xD.

[lfgalbraith]

Yeah you tell him!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

yes!

[dougsimar]

You are alive.....I wish that you would go away then. Perhaps skip away into obscurity like every other crappy video you have posted....WOW

[musemusemuse1]

u suck

[mastershake322]

lmao you sounded like invader zim

[jaytul]

dat was wel funny nd random but even sooo ....ur wel fuckin sexy i sooo want u

[Slytherin9806]

Now that one was random. ><

[tubesurferwidget]

Yeah you are.

[breathead]

Sorry if you get this all the time, but---That's the "Coffee Break Spanish" podcast theme to me! What's that tune at the end? I guess it must be on the Podsafe Music Network or something.

[ballickmoyler]

yea, your alive, now get a LIFE

[SAILINJUNKIE]

OKIE DOKIE DADDY DOGGY!!

[elliemay1992]

OMFG... U need help!!!

[Caldree]

So cute.

[cirkaroe]

YOU ARE CRAZY OR WHAT FUCK IS THAT PERRA

[sakecko155]

wtf was tat .....

[medo012]

hi, my lady your i admair your videos so mush you do anything you want you cracy and i love that

[kojigotoudayahoo]

crazy bitch

[atlantischuk]

Narcisisme !!!!!!!!!!!nice girl

[WhiteOutLife]

hmmmm.... you kind of remind me of mary poppins... kind of....

[kaylahhx]

lol, ummmmmmm.what was the point of this exactly:P

[canbecrazy]

ur really pretty

[Pelham89]

Do u like get off over random internet nerds complimenting your looks?

HAHA...

sorry i just find it terribly amusing.

[canbecrazy]

ur funny and really pretty

[kazuya246]

darn shes alive... I gotta work on my aim

[slade236]

ı love u

[creepingaround]

COOL

[gianpieritox]

i wish i could raise one eyebrow like her...she bes soo pretty ^^

[MizzAlexRose]

i dont like you really to be honest

[triple2h]

Oh Karen absolutely terrific, tha twas amazing, i don't think i've ever heard a more awkward scream in my life, best 30 seconds ever, there's only one thing i could suggest, perhapd wear a paper bag over your head next time?? just a suggestion, thanks alot

Kyle

[redtortoise76]

lame

[partysmarty]

god damm is all you do just make videos of yourself. I like some of them. Not this one.

[edmm976]

your as cute as they come,think about going to new york city and performing on stage!

[fatsoelg]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[Freckles1001]

interesting....

[Ryuzanki]

lol  ok.......

[jamasrussell]

insane but funny!

[MegGriffinX]

She looks like a crackhead.

[mrkuma]

You're dead on the inside.

[jomi1720]

what the hell?

[laviathons]

what a fugly bitch

[kerryqu]

yeah...she's really retarded

[Only1outof10liveStr8]

You need a Psychologist or rather a Psychotherapist, you are highly Schizophrenic, but do not take for god' japanese wine, I am just "new" to this field of watching your brain walk...

[jamasrussell]

ever tried valium?

[javalu882005]

Me too. But my leg is a little dead =(

[masterportnoy]

Lord HAve Mercy !!!! Do we really need that kind of stuff ???

[poopulation]

i like it

[MrDeEE]

Um..i get it...not :O

[wwwPNACATTACKcom]

ARE YOU NATURAL RED HEAD? I have had always kind of  curse these read heads :D

[pixl8edkat]

hehe. i'm alive too. hehe. ain't it grand!?

[danuu1]

I don't understand your videos...Or most "Youtuber" videos for that matter, but you're really hot!!

[toxicfreaksmurflord]

wot the.......................?

[MisterJ22]

o....

k.......

[MomoHasMuffins]

uhh ... I'll just like it wth :D

[nagamora]

If I didn't c ur other videos first I would have thought ur a moron :)

[aditi1998]

I'm dead :(

[dariusdareme]

U, u, a, a?

[Excessivecontrast]

Kinda like something Sara Silverman would do.

[donteverlietome]

Gee hon, that was a bit funny but don't expect a grammy award for it.

Leroy says, "She sho iz a crazy lil white gurl."

Seriously................we're glad you're still kickin' or is it sprickin'?

Anyway, keep the faith baby....................

Aufwiedersehen................­.

[MoroseGirl]

@donteverlietome she won an emmy. so i would shut your trap.

[MomoHasMuffins]

@donteverlietome OMG!! the perfect comment!! Yes. she has a grammy and no, she's not lying to you!? She's definitively telling the truth, right? She's alive! I think ... O.o

[ravelio1]

are you retarded or wtf

[jcallin666777]

@ravelio1 stfu queer spic

[anthony2002able]

Yay a monkey

[USAbLaSt]

Original set?

[coolmovies3]

...

[marco1265]

Bailemos Salsa mi amore!

[TayRoxfull]

Do you know that your website isn't working?

[xhandxofxhonorx]

why not more dislikes? its just a fake mimic with a bad voice-sound covert with a ugly shitface!

[amindofmyownhere]

Sounds EXACTLY like Invader Zim. wtf? lol

[xID3M3NT3DIx]

I remember watching this when it released.

[nicePiccolo]

wtf?

[theupsetter80]

yay,,, poop

[MizzezCuty]

fuck you, people who dislike this video. watch her other shit!! (and i love her shit!!) she's better than just screaming at the camera saying I AM ALIVE!!!

so yeah, 210 people missed the LIKE button!!

[theblackcomp111]

Fuck you

[BDFdaTnT]

@theblackcomp111 can't people like you at least make more effort when trolling, "fuck you" is the most generic insult, apart from "your mum" maybe

[godsephro]

hothothothothot