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  • How was your trip?

    mike

  • OMG... it was awesome!

  • I am accually in Rome right this moment. if you dont know what heck they are saying just say no italiano ingles and then it depends

  • passport photos are normally CRAP....<--knows ya look like a criminal

  • i love how you look at your snot and lugi

  • If your don't know Italian, make sure to phonetically learn the phrase, I am sorry,I don't speak Italian, do you speak English? Then give a big goofy smile. It worked for me in France for 10 days ;-) I only met one rude person the entire trip on my first night and my sis who is a language goddess pretty much took care of him. We walked in the the door at this restaurant and this old grouch yelled, "NO PIZZA FOR YOU" the took us to our seats. It was epic and my sister voule' vou'd him & we left.

  • you won't be saying "yeah ok" when you're there, trust me. It's absolutely beautiful. Go to Assisi, Italy. Less touristy, more intimate and it's absolutely beautiful. Great gelato, great people and just GREAT in general!! Hope to see a post Italy vid!

  • go underground to the catacombs. dead bodies. that's the kind of thing that excites me, but i'm a sick fuck.

  • Your hat is supercool awesome. I'll pay you a $100 for it, mega-seriously.

  • Cat sanctuary?! I love my cat but I'd never go to a cat sanctuary to look at bunch of strange cats. LOL. I'm with you on that.

    Have a fun trip roaming around Rome.

  • take pictures of your poo in italy...

  • take pictures of your poo in italy...

  • Learn to say "excuse me" in Italian for when you burp :)

  • I'd also go and see the Pope.

    When my father and his wife went, they saw Pope John Paul, ALTHOUGH, you have to get tickets AHEAD OF TIME to see the Pope speak.

    I don't know if that is still the case, but if you want to see the Pope speak, you may need to make earlier arrangments.

    Peace

  • Rent a bike and take a ride off the beaten path....

    ALSO, figure out how to say "TOILET". They don't understand the word RESTROOM. You'll just get strange looks.

  • Goin by yourself?  Where are you staying? Nice loogie you hawked up!

  • I've been to Rome 3 times. I know a guy that has good hash.

  • have fun baby!

  • find out how to say in italian

    "here is my wallet dont shoot"

  • I was in Italy for a couple of weeks last September. I spent a few days in Rome. I didn't see any of the shit you're talking about, but I did get out of the country with having set foot in only one church (St Peters), so that was a plus.

    Do yourself a favor, hop a train, and take a short side trip to Florence. It's much more laid back.

    Tip of the day: You can survive anywhere if you can point, and say "please" in their language. I can't tell you how many meals I ordered that way.

  • Meet an italian guy :Pgo to one of the old style italian restaraunts.

  • lol you're gross and i LOVEE it!!!

    i'm going to italy when i graduate later this year.. i'll have to find out where you went.. hehe

  • Ah crud I think I puked...seriously when you choked up that THING I just ahhh gross!

  • International Travel Tips - Italy 02'

    Do not call your taxi driver a f'in dumbass- he will understand you - he will dump you out in the Roman Ghetto & charge you 10x what the fare should have been.

    Same with Immigration but with dogs and guns, not good.

    Cry at the Vatican.

    Florence = Food.. eat - a lot.. then find the local glass blowing dude.

    Enjoy the trip

    PS: you'll be tempted to follow the locals on a rented moped - don't!

  • Ive barely been outta california twice so I cant help ya on this one!

  • I lived in Rome for eight years!

    ...Rome, Georgia...but STILL!

    Enjoy your vacay girl! And make some Nut-cheesy videos over yonder!

    :-D

  • have fun over there.. make videos... =)

    -Frisco the Navajo

  • they have different plug outlets...

    like for your phone

    blow dryer... ect

  • eat, drink and soak up the atmosphere of not being in the usa.

  • I loved Rome!! Have fun there! Make sure to throw a coin in the Trevi Fountain!!

  • My advice... Don't make plans and listen to the locals. They'll keep you out of the tourist traps and send you to the hot spots.

  • Dont forget to bring adapters for your computer and chargers so you can plug into the sockets in Italy.

  • You are talking to a computer nerd... the #1 thing I looked for in a place to stay was WiFi.

  • if you like real Italian pizza, then I recommend eating at the Piazza San Callisto pizzaria. it's delicious and pretty cheap too. ciao!

  • delicious and pretty cheap is my favorite pizza!

  • that's totally cool - have a great time!!! is that a new tongue piercing, or have you had it all along?

  • I have had it for years now

  • Make another nasal douche video :p

    Have fun in Italy, I don't have any advice or tourist spots. You named some cool stuff.

  • Do you really need a 4th nasal douche video?

  • Yes!

    >.>;

  • You without glasses? It's odd seeing that, because I've never tried to imagine you without wearing them. Not that I would like to, because I think glasses are hot. :P

    I'm sick too, but I'm getting over it. Hopefully you will feel better soon as well. ;)

    Anyway, while in Rome, I recommend to try and get into a mock gladiator fight. We need to see you kick some major tail. :D

  • I like my glasses too. I helps hide my bags from too much work and lack of sleep.

  • I swear there was someone sitting in the row behind me on the plane the other day that I would have swore was you if she had been wearing a hat like yours and had the piercing.

  • I hear that a lot... it must be the shoes

  • Have a great unnormal trip... No tips from me! Have never been in Rome!

  • I'd hook you up with one of my cousins who lives in Rome but I can't vouch for his respectability. He hangs out at night in the Piazza Navona. Don't go there alone though.

  • I hang out in the tenderloin in SF. We may get along quite well.

  • cuuuuute passport pic!! Rest up, get well and have fun!

  • Lucky you! Just go around and see what you're interested in while you're there. My only other advice is, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." (^_^)

  • I can't give any advice, since the last time I was in Rome was in 1970 and I was in 4th grade (I'm still pissed the closest I got to the Vatican was 2 blocks when they rounded us up and we headed home. We weer there on a field trip). If you get a chance, head south to Gaeta, it is a neat town and I lived there for 14 months. Take pictures and video, I want to see what it looks like now :D

  • I was born in 1976

  • have a great time :)

  • Stop and see my cousin Ben. He's the Pope or something.

  • send me his number :P

  • At 2:17, the mysterious noise sounded just like the monster in Cloverfield!

  • catacombs! ancient sewer systems! must sees.

  • As long as the sewer system doesn't have cockroaches

  • I have got to remember not to watch your vids when I'm eating! Where's my sticky note pad....

  • When will you guys learn?

  • 1.Go 2 collissium

    2. Get drunk

    you'll be set

  • Try the spaghetti, drink chianti... oh nevermind, you're like me you don't drink.

    Spit in their tissues! Check out Italian chicks.

    To say fuck you, say "Vafanculo!" Thank you is "Grazzi" and baby is "Bambino" that's really all you need to know!

    Arrivedercci!

    -Rex

  • Vafanculo! How was that?

  • How about some espionage? You can contact the CIA and ask them if they have any odd jobs they want done in that country.

  • I am staying away from them

  • I don't care if you don't like the tourist stuff, you HAVE to go to Villa Borghese, because it's a small museum and Bernini is the best sculptor ever.

  • Wow... you are bossy!  :P

  • Your ad was about Utah and then i got distracted. BUT ROME!! Wow please visit the ancient ruins and do some role play! Im so envious of your trip! Go small town all the way, they are so interactive!! Wow have a great time Nutcheese!!

  • Role play huh? I suck at that kinda stuff. That's why I stick to burping and farting.

  • You have to go to the Castell of St. Angelo... It has the best views of Rome.

  • noted... thanks

  • get lost in the city

  • That's a given. I always wonder off to take pictures and end up in odd places.

  • Fart in the collosium XD

  • As if I could resist.

  • I love how you look at us through the top rims of your glasses. Have fun in Rome!!!!

  • They are old so they sag

  • Ask for an audience with the Pope. I'm Catholic, so I'm on a first name basis with him. I could hook you two up.

  • Yeah, I spoke to him about you. He said you talk his ear off every time you 2 speak. :P

  • Yeah, and because I speak neither German nor Italian he doesn't understand a word.

  • i only comment on cat/pussy videos

  • Yeah... I always have so much to say with those too.

  • Have a great time -- you can pick up cheap glow-in-the-dark rosary beads if you hunt around the Vatican; be ready to be outright mean to Gypsy children and women with "babies" -- I had to slug a woman holding her "infant" to get her to loosen her grip on my arm as she went for my wallet. If you think our local SF homeless are pushy when they spare change you, you're in for a big surprise. Fun!

  • I will have to ask them for tips on how to steal wallets. I could aways use a little extra cash.

  • dress in a toga the whole time

  • I don't wear dresses

  • I dare you to tag a big wall with I heart Nutcheese!! LOL

  • You want me to get arrested don't you?

  • Nah, your right...mmm...how about stomping some grapes and bottle it with your label and sell it on ebay for the Angel Cheeks foundation?

  • It's been too long since I was there, and we hit the touristy places. Check out some websites like LonelyPlanet or VirtualTourist where people leave msgs of things they like/dislike. Three weeks! I am sooo jealous!

  • Virtual Tourist kicks ass!

  • You're so lucky to be going to Rome! Did you get your passport when they were still cheap?

  • u look like a dude in your passport

  • That was disgustingly awesome. Don't know...my ideas would land you in jail...or worse.

  • those are the best ideas!

  • EVERYONE looks at the kleenex after they blow their nose AND looks at their poop after they have pooped. Its natural to do so. We instinctively look to see if we are healthy. If your mucus looks abnormal, you are probably getting sick, and the same goes for your poo.

  • my poo looks good

  • Go to the Rome crime museum!It rocks!Souls of Purgatory is good too. Also Pompeii, its worth the train ride. Sorry You are going when our mighty dollar ain't so.

  • I was actually thinking about going to Pompeii

  • well there is lots of WINE to drink there!!!

  • are you trying to get me arrested???

  • yuck

  • was is something I said? *acts all innocent*

  • I subbed recently and this is one of your first videos I watch, so i had not expecting mucus to be the main attraction. but thats ok, ill get used to it ;-)

  • Any outdoor cafe in Rome is great for people watching. Go to any cafe on the Via Condotti near the Piazza de Spagna to watch the rich at play! Or, try the Piazza Navona to watch musicians and performance artists. Please let me know how you get on :)

    Regards,

    Vox.

  • I plan on doing a lot of watching... I will share it with you through video

  • That's great, thanks. btw... when you're sitting there, lounging outside the sophistcated cafe and the rich and famous are promenading by, don't forget to fart as loudly as possible.

    Have fun,

    Vox.

  • Haha the whole blowing your nose then looking at the kleenex thing. Everyone does it but no one will admit it, I love that you did it on camera! haha

  • Nanashpeeq,

    nutcheese is real as they get!

    that is NUMBER ONE in my book!

  • I look when I wipe too.

  • pleeeease don't do that on camera again

  • I can't make any promises.

  • If I were going to Rome for three weeks, I would spend most of the time sitting at cafes on piazzas in stylish sunglasses, drinking espressos and Cinzanos and smiling mysteriously as I flirt with the boys (or girls, if you prefer) on Vespas. I would probably shoot lots of video of said activity / inactivity.

  • I am going to try to refrain from spending much time online... but I am an addict!

  • When in Rome, do as the Romans do, ie: drive a scooter round like a maniac, swear a lot in Italian making obscene hand gestures (and hence riding your scooter with no hands!), eat well and pay taxes to Ceaser and stuff :)

    Have a good time whatever you do-I obviously haven't got anything useful to say!

  • I never swear :)

  • you should run around posing like statues but with a little nutcheese twist on them :D can't wait to see what fun you have in rome! hope the cold dies down before then

  • A little cold isn't gonna stop me! :)

  • Yer so lucky! I wantna go on a vacation waaaa! Have a great time hon.

  • I had to look away from the monitor in the middle of the is video. UCK. Anyhoo... yeah, I've never been to rome but here's what I recommend: go to the same neighborhood place for coffee every morning. By the 3rd day you'll see local familiar faces. The'll tell you what to do.

  • Will do!

  • Go visit Nalt's brother. Also any haunted shit.

  • The nalts family stalks me!

  • hehe nut cheese is online look at all those comments

  • I get to them when I can. The comments are my favorite part!

  • Dude I was just gonna say Capuchin Crypt, that is awesome! Never heard of the museum of purgatory that sounds awesome. You don't need our help you got it all planned out, have an amazing time!

  • That is a result of many hours googling all sorts of weird stuff.

  • i've been to france... but never italy...

    but um... whatever you do... don't drink water out of the tap!

  • I only drink water out of the toilet.

  • have u seen the movie "amelie poulin" ? she bring a garden gnome everywhere and takes pics as if its the gnome travelling. U should try similar...maybe have a nutcheese bobblehead!

  • Do you think people would look at me weird if I carried around a toilet seat?

  • that would be awesome! try the whole toilet!

  • I can't give any suggestions, but hope you have a terrific time!

  • I am no help with Rome stuff....but have a great time! If you're on a night flight over there, take some melatonin so you can sleep on the plane and start to correct for jet lag. Then make yourself stay up and out in the fresh air/sun the first day.

  • Screw the melatonin... I have ambien!

  • Even better - breakfast of champions!

  • I started laughing when I saw the picture,but have fun in Rome!

  • Need to get in touch with LesaMilano and see if she can recommend some off the beaten path places to go. Anyway hope you have some fun. See if there is a museum to the Mafia and look for my name in there to see if some of my family had anything on record!! HAHA!! HAVE FUN KEL. All you people getting to take vacations. Well maybe when I retire I can take one - but that's 5 years away - I could be dead by then. We'll look for your weird videos when they happen. FUN times.

  • I don't know many YouTubers in Italy. I will her up.

    Never wait to travel... time slips away.

  • The search for the best espresso!

  • I hate coffee!

  • Well film Rey on the search. We chat all the time while he's at Starbucks in the morning!

  • Hey, the ad on your video says "Get The Facts...SCIENTOLOGY Video Channel"!!!!

  • Maybe that's a subtle message that they are sending me. They want to save me!

  • Head cold? Sounds like nasal douche time.

    Enjoy Rome hon!!!! :)

  • I have douched twice today

  • Make sure to visit the vomitorium at the Colosseum. ;)

  • That one is on my list too!

  • have fun! :)

  • no travel ideas, but if you want to get over the cold quickly, take a huge amount of Vitamin C. It's water-soluble, so you can't overdose on it.

  • I did a nasal douche today.

  • yeah, you have to rent a Moped, grab a baguette, cheese, grapes, tons of stuff, and go on adventures in areas that just have that fun feel to it. Venice is a must I hope. How awesome, have a fabulous time!

  • The moped thing seems to be a popular idea.

  • You are so fucking gross. For this..I love you.

  • Better get in line, Sonia (ASECONDCHANCEAROUND) will be kickin' ass in that line, she REALLY has it bad for the Cheese!

    ciao you bald headed geeky mulatto!

    Reynaldo with love & peace from San Francisco Baby!

    BTW are you a Dad yet? How is married life treating you anyway?

  • Wait til you see the mucus plug when your wife gives birth.

  • Oh dear God...I don't do snot! BLAHHHHH!! Have a blast in Rome!

  • Don't you love the way people talk about my countrymen? Like they have no thieves in San Francisco or NYC....We have the highest crime rate in our capital Washington D.C....

    Some people just can't let you enjoy anything...I am going to shit in a bidet and send a video of it to all those negative people!

    I am so happy to be going back to Roma and sometimes I think I may stay there!

    We will have lots and lots to do....worry not dear cheese!

  • Have a great time!!!!!  Sounds too awesome! When are you guys leaving?

  • We leave San Francisco on the 1st of April and are spending a week on the east coast to see Diana and her family, Terry and some other people....especially looking forward to meeting Sukatra and Hank while back there..

    Then on the 7th we fly to Roma...bella Roma..we will stay there until the 30th but on the 16th Diana and her husband are joining us!

    ciao bella, Reynaldo with love & peace from San Francisco Baby!

  • Sounds Fab! I remember you guys talking about it in Stickam but I didn't think it was so soon!!! Look forward to some great fun vids from there! I can't imagine what Kelly will post hahahhaa I'm sure it will be VERY AMUZING! lol

  • three weeks is a very long time-I won't say I told you so,four days is my usual limit-it's nice to get home-burning three weeks vacation all at once is a sin-I was allowed to take my vacation with long weekends/holidays-seems like so much more time away from work-enjoy your trip-screw what I just wrote

  • I am taking my sabbatical at work. When you are a social worker 1 week just doesn't cut it. btw... I am taking 4 weeks off :)

  • maybe I'll see ya in PA,NJ,NYC(Zen Apr 10)

  • go to a place called "sesso con un maiale" and ask for the "turista speciale". You will love it, walking after your visit there may be a bit of a problem, but trust me, you will love it.

  • I will look into it

  • rent a ducati motorcycle and ride through the vinyards in tuscany seems awesome to me

  • I hope the emergency rooms are good there

  • Sport events maybe? ;P

  • ummm... no

  • I was gonna give you shit for not showing us the product of your nose blowing but then you hawked up that beautiful loogie so I'll cut you some slack.

  • I got to see it. I will mail it to you.

  • Rent a Lamborghini.

  • You forget that I am poor.

  • You have 3 weeks, just follow some Romans around and see where they go. Apparently there are random rollorblade/bicyle "raves" that sound like fun. Can you imagine doing that on cobblestone streets?!

  • I played ice hockey, so I imagine I could hold my own when it comes to roller blades.

  • Have a wonderful and safe trip! Never been there ...but what you were reading off sounds pretty cool! Take lots of video so we can live through your experiences!