Jeremy Clarkson locked in a toilet: Piers Morgan's delight

[DBZdrawing]

Morgan's a twat, everyone hates him, that's why he fucked off to America. Clarkson has fans, Piers can only dream...

[pollumG]

I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE VID IS ABOUT CLARKSON BUT ALL THE COMMENTS ARE ABUSING MORGAN. YEAH PIERS YOU ARE A CUNT FULLSTOP

[mica410]

but he didnt look unhappy? stupid video..

[JakeEvans1990]

He doesn't really look pissed off, certainly not to the extent they make him out to be at least. Was more of a 'lol.. ah well' kind of reaction. Gotta love the media!

[MrSuperPeaches]

hmm.. be good to see Piers Moron's reaction if it was him stuck in a toilet?? Cant believe he's telling Clarkson how to take a joke.. Morgan is the most self important humourless cunt there is.. If Morgan was in that toilet i'd set light to the tyres...

[IrishStigg]

Ok Piers two things lad:

1) NOBODY LIKES YOU!

2) That PM at the time was rightfully so, a one eyed idiot. And piers if thats the way clarkson feels then so be it.

[EnglishHighsociety]

Clarkson is in his own league of fame second to none! Morgan the moron is just about a c-list celeb who's only claim to fame is that he doesnt like clarkson!

[Golin146]

he's not exactly unhappy looking either

[Thesilverpox]

should have set fire to portaloo, too much?

[djr206]

Morgan says it's a joke, but let's see how he would like it if he was locked in a porta-shitter... twat!

[MrLOZZA6451]

Shut it Morgan you grade A c*nt

[Alvio64]

Lebinom??? You're meant to be a journalist and broadcaster you absolute fuckwit!

[OverTheTop94]

OHHHH I FUCKING HATE PIERS MORGAN!

Not only did he insult and slam Dubai, the country I grew up in. He now insulted Lebanon, the country where i'm from... this man... is fucked.

[AndyisLazy]

Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson, the most reputable tossers in the World.

[jazmyn594]

i dont hate piers morgan but i dont really know what he had to do with it.... he souldnt have been in the video...

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

@jazmyn594 Because he and Clarkson both hate each other, so much so Clarkson punched him a couple of times in the face.

[sangolt88]

Blocking someone physically in, is not actually gunny, its more the peasants way of expressing humor. Say something intelligent, apes.

[sangolt88]

@sangolt88 Funny*

[RangerParus]

@sangolt88 Got it, You need to be taken outside and shot, in front of your children.

[konebater1]

Lol Piers Morgan is such a hypocrite, he cant take it when Ian Hislop calls him Piers Moron. What a fucking cunt

[leebo130]

Piers Morgan is such an idiot I wanna see how he would re-act if this happend to him, and I'm sure I'd preffer to be jezza then be a British in the USA presenting a failing show

[usgymnastics2012]

Piers Morgan is a gimp.

[sarzamineiran]

Piers Morgan is a cunt

[jimbostratus]

does piers morgan go everywhere clutching his autobiography?

[RangerParus]

@jimbostratus Why not, Clarkson goes everywhere with Hammond sucking his cock.

[ItzRomeoNiggah]

didnt clarkson knock piers out or some shit lol

[marcusassab]

Piers Morgan fucking sucks, Jeremy clarkson rules!

[mynameisrudi]

thank you for showing what a twat morgan is

[kochos777]

jc did look like he found it funny he was smiling when he came out...

[nav1112003]

all he wanted to do was take a dump!

[Snodge182]

i'm sure everyone in the world would want to send piers to the bottom of the pacific ocean... in a locked lavatory

[thetubewithin]

no one likes piers, everyone likes jeremy, jokes on piers really

[kk6downing]

Thumbs up if Morgan is going to get punched again by Clarkson!

[sheaharbo1]

Piers is a twat

[DannyFox06]

Piers sounded so childish.

[AnonymousXist]

Fuck Piers

[SuperHazzard1234]

Yeah Piers can have a go at him as much as he wants, but... He got punched in the face by Jeremy so BOOM.

[ahnhenden]

Am I alone in thinking Jezza didn't look as infuriated as they made it out to be? From what I can see he's clearly got a grin on his face upon exiting the lavvy.

[TheHeavymetal80]

piers morgan doesnt understand that nobody likes him ............. in the world

[1883ross]

Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson.

Problem?

Only one bullet.

[backnorth]

@1883ross

Exactly the problem they are both humourless pricks.

Clarkson has a weird little group of fanboys who seen to think he is somehow funny.

[nojyt]

@backnorth I'm not sure 300 million viewers is a "weird little group of fanboys".... Clarkson is a prick, but at least he's a funny one who doesn't suck up to everyone.

[TheTizerChief]

clarkson punched piers morgan in the face he spoke about it in parkinson if you don't believe me

[Katmandu82]

Piers Morgan is a fuckin div headed twat mong fucker, Clarkson owns that cheeky cunt. someone come get him off CNN. HES AN INVALID.

[MrTemperShotz]

Piers is a totals twat!

[Hatter269]

morgan is cunt

[MegaBoss123A]

To be honest, i would have been pissed aswell. Especially since u don't know the people.

[DrDalek5]

Shutup Piers you snide cunt...

If someone locked you up in a toilet youd be crying for your mummy.

[shakka219]

he came out smiling? piers morgan is a twat

[merdufer]

Jeremy Clarkson looks more unimpressed than pissed.

[rivercraig]

Not a very good prank if I'm honest, that looked like more of a "Come on now" shrug than an "I'm really pissed off" shrug.

Not like that most recent one where those hoodlums managed to write Twat on his forehead with sun screen.

[thesteve120]

The difference between Morgan and Clarkson is best illustrated by the fact that Morgan makes snide comments on TV and in newspapers about Clarkson whereas Clarkson has enough of Morgan and right hooks him

[ARavingLooony]

piers is a twat and everyone whos not an idiot knows it

[Katmandu82]

@ARavingLooony KARL PILKINGTON EVEN KNOWS IT MATE.

[alastairlawrence]

Piers morgan can suck out, clarkson is a legend.

[Terramax]

Honestly, I don't know who's the bigger tit - Clarkson or Morgan.

[johnpetermalcolm]

@Terramax

When you reach the stage of life when you are required to pay for a TV licence, you should be able to answer that question for yourself.

[FavoriteArcade]

PM Piers Morgan? He would be worse than Gordon Brown.

[Dacijo]

wow piers is a massive cock

[R33Racer]

Morgan can suck the fattest part of my arse.

[js00981213]

@R33Racer wtf haha

[Ashcombeguy]

peirs morgan is such a cunt. just cos Jezza punched him in the face 4 times and repetedly brings down his viewings because jezza's shows are so much more funny. JEREMY FOR PM!!! :D

[Jouvittuhomo]

Oh my, he just lost 4 seconds of his life, and it must've taken minutes to stack the tires in front of the door unless done with a larger group. WHAT A GREAT PRANK!

[FremenLegion]

LOL look at that faggot Penis Morgan, he's holding his book up for a promo by hating on a great person.

[7heAre7s]

Penis Morgan.

[myredditnamesthebest]

you gotta take it with your head held high

[dtacrew561]

TOOK IT LIKE A MAN didnt hear him complain hell he probably respects piers a little more

[skjoldur94]

fuck morgan

[ChayotAiKadesh]

It would appear that 436 people had this done to them by the highschool bullies.

[YarZarWinzzz]

This is jeremy, That is his sort of style. He didn't look angry, in my point.

[MrPerbertil]

CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!

[HakeJines]

FUCK OFF MORGAN!



[redzer06]

just throw them both n the same toilet and light it on fire

[MrPerbertil]

@redzer06 Only Morgan, Jezza dosent deserve that

[nicnoc1976]

I can't decide who I dislike the most, Piers Morgan or Clarkson. Sorry specimens of manhood them both.

[jonnyk89]

"So, Jenson, What's on your mind?" ARGHH

[ellisqpr86]

piers morgan looks like colin firths retarded brother

[WhyDidIBuyThis]

WHY, WHY OH WHY WOULD THE WORLD DO SUCH A THING?

[BsERoss]

Clarkson is a wanker anyway

[DAYDREAMER6677]

SHUT THE FUCK UP MORGAN YOU CUNT I HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE EYE.

CLARKSON- LEDGEND

MOGAN- PRICK

[shobin05]

haha, did you see his facebook fan page its like 540 and jeremys like near 3 million..

[MrSatireTube]

Surely if there is to be a Prime Minister Morgan's cabinet, it may be an idea for the Prime Minister to learn how to prounonce Lebanon......

[jeevesthepunk]

the lebunum?

[panzerelite195]

Piers is an absolute twat, Jezza for PM!

[RagdollPhysics]

I would like to lock piers morgan in the depths of hell.

[salland12]

do you realy think clarkson is bothered by that????

[Melanth89]

I'd quite like to see Piers Morgan stuck in a toilet. Preferably just before it was flushed with mustard gas.

[BokoNOM]

I would love to tip over a public lavatory with Piers Morgan in it.

[ARavingLooony]

@BokoNOM id love to do what jackass did with one god piers is an asshole

[Freddyphelp]

@PoshEnglishTwit Na he is still a cunt. He still comes across as a cunt on twitter. He is never going to stop being a cunt, he was born a cunt and he will always be a cunt. A cunt is what he is, the cunt.

[KissesLoveKawaii]

Piers Morgan is nothing compared to Jeremy Clarkson and he know it!

[renoo27]

Let's see it happen to your Piers and see you fucking laugh. I'd be pissed off too.

[operationcwaI789789]

OH, AND FUCK YOU MORGAN... FUCK YOU.... FUCKING GOING ON AND ON ABOUT MADONNA REFUSING TO SUCK YOUR PEANUT DICK... FUCK YOU

[operationcwaI789789]

FUCK YOU TARGETTED COMMERCIALS... FUCK THE ELECTIONS... FUCK THE NDP... FUCK THE LIBERALS.... FUCK YOU ALLL FUCKING FUCKERS!!!!

[rob3419955]

come on jeremy its just a joke like on top gear.

jeremy clarkson can fuck himself hes an idiot plain and simple. alot of you may think he deserves respect for standing up for what he beleives in but what he beleives in is bollocks he may as well be a watered down version of hitler. ok gordon brown wasnt a very good prime minister but he was certainly better than the one we have now and what does gordon having one eye have to do with anything.

[renoo27]

@rob3419955 Godan Brown IS an idiot though.

[ebutuoy1324354657687]

Clarkson and Morgan are both twats

[joeugeda91]

Lol 'like when you called the prime minister a on eyed idiot'

Dont call clarksons integrity into question morgan you cunt, your the bloke who published completely fake photos of british troops abusing iraqi prisoners which were entirely fucking false you smug turd hope a letter bomb plops through your letter box C.U.N.T

[WhoWantsSomePussy]

FUCK YOU MORGAN!!! IF YOU EVER DRIVE A MORGAN, I FUCKIN HOPE YOU CRASH IT!!!!!

[james18296]

That was tight as fuck. Poor jermany

[joeugeda91]

Fuck yourself Morgan if their was a popularity contest between you and Clarkie then you would lose EVERY FUCKING TIME. No one likes you you total cunt

[CrazyPaving159]

JC's face wasn't annoyed he was smiling, and he did that arm gesture as if he was saying "is that all you can do?!"

losers.... Piers Morgan you twat!

[Bethywethy6]

If I could wish upon a star, I'd wish Piers Morgan under my car.

If I could wish upon a trifle, I'd wish him to be at the end of my rifle.

[samsung54369]

@Bethywethy6 clever, well done, i fucking hate piers morgan

[hepburn2000]

@0.43 I don't think Piers would have taken that as a joke...

[PS3DUDE290]

shuv it morgan

[sparcolined]

piers morgan u r a fucking blo0dy ass n jeremy clarkson rocks. .

[NottinghamForest22]

Piers Morgan is a cunt.

Clarkson for Prime Minister!

[davedjdgs]

I didn't think he looked that pissed off. Plus it actually raises my opinion of Clarkson now I know how much he pisses off Piers Morgan.

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

0:49 makes me cringe. The way he emphasises that he called Gordon Brown a one eyed idiot just makes me want to impale him with a forklift. He says it in such a way to try and make people turn against Clarkson by saying he's just discriminative, but the truth is 95% of Britain hated Brown anyway.

[moley8791]

wish there was footage of clarkson punching that prick in the face. is anyone reading this rich enough to pay those 2 to re-enact the altercation for the cameras? They're both shameless enough to have a price on that. especially that dripping anus piers twatface

[lawrencehakiwai]

Stupid

[Skoud111]

Piers Morgan is the biggest prick... In the world

[hearts76100]

Clarkson is a national treasure!

Unlike that fucking CUNT morgan!!!

[stig781]

Just so long as they were TG fans, not those rather stupid and gay anti-Clarkson Green party pricks

[lambofiorano5]

id love piers morgan to be shot....then runover...then hanged...then cut into bits...then burnt...then to be sent down a steaming volcano...only to erupt sending him 30,000 ft into the engines of a boeing 747, only to cause that crash and crash into his house....thats already on fire and being burgled....

[cappoleaf]

"Ohh! Let's make fun of Clarkson! Here boss, I've added this comedy music, does it make it funnier? Laugh at the silly man."

Honestly ITV, grow up. Clarkson took it well, those people were twat's and deserve a slap. Situation reversed, Im betting that cunt Morgan wouldn't act anywhere near as calm.

My middle fingers are firmly pointing up, straight at you.

[corrupt19785]

Jezza didn't look all that arsed to me.

Sour grapes from Morgan, trying desperately to find a way of ridiculing Clarkson after Jezza chinned him...but failing miserably in the process.

[kasumovv]

i wouldnt be happy either, it smells like hell in those

[laurence265]

so clarkson was supposed to be happy when people are being tossers?.. and piers morgan... well I don't even know who he is, that's how much he matters.

[spitroastfor8]

Why is piers morgan such a smug unlikable, unfunny cocksucker! I want to break his gay ugly mug

[richboy900]

Clarkson is a legend, Morgan is a fucking twat

[MrJordanowen]

do you know what ITN can go fuck themselves as well as penis mongan, why get his opinion, JEZZA should punch him in the face again

[phsjr]

death to piers morgan

[Kokosiak1]

Like small boys in elementary

[iSamzi]

piers morgan what a prick

[Crazybenjiwoo]

jeremy has been a journelist for 30+ years, fully qaulified... never once lied ( ok... he did to buy a ford GT )

what does piers have going for him.

[TheSmosher1]

Jeremy clarkson legend pieres Morgan = biggest wow anker Eva

[TRJasonX]

Piers Morgan is a posh prick, Jezza is TV Legend

[djscottdog1]

some one should have tiped it over lol

[preciousfreakydarlin]

it's one thing to do a joke on someone you know and is your friend, but a bunch of strangers seems a bit inappropriate.

[errorbts1]

clarkson > morgan

[jackgmochinator]

fuck the gay twat named morgan i bet he drives a three wheeler morgan

[Tinners44]

morgan is a prick



[crazyracer12]

Jeremy Clarkson can't even get any privacy, can he? XD

[bartwtf]

Piers is an idiot, if they did that to me I'd hit him.

[IAmANewYearsEveBaby]

just look at how this vid has more dislikes than likes. SAYS IT ALL

[jeffacake96]

Piers Morgan creates 400 odd youtube accounts and liked this video with everyone in an attempt to drown out the dislikes....fails!

[32780tit]

Piers is satan

[MikeyNPK]

Piers Morgan saying lighten up? He makes it sound as if he wouldn't react the same way Jezza did.

Calling the priminister a one eyed idiot wasn't a joke, Clarkson was just being honest.

[SafcLad2k]

Where the fuck is the "Lebanum"?

[Needleskaine]

@SafcLad2k Lebanon.

[Taven010]

Well piers morgan is up his own ass i mile so he would be funny about that and the primeminister is an idiot, all people in govrnment are...

[Tommeh101101]

The Lebannom?

[KlunkerRider]

At least they didnt tip it :-O

[AstroChickenII]

I bet Pierce Morgan wouldn't be happy if someone did that to him.

[vovillia]

@AstroChickenII

Great idea!

Instead of tires, duct tape, then tip the loo over

[smallblaker]

the ratings where 410 to 410 before i voted dislike

[xopenheartx]

Clarkson seems pissed coming out because obviously he knows someone pulled a prank on him and he can probably hear them laughing, but he comes out after with a smile and if you've seen him on shows like Qi or Topgear you know he's a man with humour.

Far more than perhaps our friend Piers… who’d probably throw a hissy fit after if he got out.

[iWestWind]

Piers Morgan's a cunt.

[british123able]

i like clarkson but after seeing this video my instinct tells me he might be grumpy behind closed doors.

[ap04te4]

Would like to see piers Morgan stuck in the toilet

[defetz123]

who else wouldlike to see piers morgan locked in the loo

[mary40ish]

i fucking hate piers morgan

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Up your arse, Morgan, you lying wanker. Should have been imprisoned for treason.

[wrlitzr]

Did you take the video camera out of the house without asking?

Please don't play with grown up toys.

[adamwedgwood]

piers morgan is a cunt

[7477238]

Piers should keep his mouth shut before he gets his head knocked off, again.

[Bootstrap193]

ok it was fucking funny, but clarkson is a legend

peirs morgan is a twat on the other hand

[theweberjosh]

Piers morgan is a f**king mong,I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SMARMY C**T

[trevster2905]

Did he just say 'the Lebanum' instead of Lebanon?

[Yaxez]

@trevster2905 yep

[Albimar17]

Is that an episode of Clarkson's Got Talent? LOL.

I think Jeremy shouldn't be angry about it though. It was ONLY a joke, albeit a practical one!

[badbav33]

Someone please shoot Piers Morgan

[yepitsmemorgan]

Oh. My. God. I hate piers Morgan so much I want to chop off my own leg just I have some thing to hit him with :)

[BREDATOR1]

At least jezzer did not set up our troops in iraq like piers morgan ,who colluded to set up our troops and falsly make out they were torturing iraqis , with made up photos! . thus risking more lives for more newspaper sales! B+stard... he should be tried for treason....

[sharkey500]

I'm glad jeremy punched piers morgan!

[kazzsaru]

Morgan started the entire feud against Clarkson btw. Bit of google-research will find you news articles about it.

[LaughingAtJosh]

Lol Piers Morgan is a cock munch and by the look of the comments is losing badly in this flame war what a fag.

[thedudethatdied1]

jobless retards!!!,,,,,,they cant stand talented people....dickweeds!!!

[thedudethatdied1]

jobless retards!!!,,,,,,they cant stand talented people....dickweeds!!!

[bannerman4]

its just immature really.

[mostynater]

@bannerman4 immature no he was pissed , he can give it he cant take it now thats immature .

[LaughingAtJosh]

@mostynater When jezza quotes on people he doesn't mean it personally, but tbh Piers Morgan is a massive Cunt

[mostynater]

@LaughingAtJosh ya but it was only a joke done if u can play jokes u should be used to them and take it

[TheLeft4DeadManiac]

I'd actually say Clarkson took it all with a smile, Piers is a sad man.